VOTING HISTORY

[Eddie McGee]

Round 1

My options this week are Nathan and Jessica.

One good reason to keep Jessica in this game is that she is a member of the Season 1 alliance that I'm a part of. This component though pales in comparison to the larger truth which is that Jessica and I have a final 2 deal and strong loyalty to each other.

The only downside to keeping Jessica here is if some of my strong allies, most notably Natalie, were to find out I voted for Jessica I'd compromise a significant portion of my position in the game.

The downside for Jessica is the only real upside for me to keep Nathan. The house thinks I hate Jessica, so if people know I voted out Nathan it would raise some eyebrows.

However I can probably get away with lying about my vote with so many people in the game. Nathan is more of an ally of an ally than a real ally to me. He also divides Jessica's loyalty. Without him in the game my trust in Jessica will be fully solidified.


Thus...






I VOTE TO EVICT NATHAN

[Eddie McGee]

Round 2

I should be ejaculating in my pants right now. I have Chelsia and Rachel on the platter this week. However this isn't a great joy at all, there are other douchefucks would rather waste first.

Pro for Rachel: I need her here to fight against the biggest comp slut of all...the Big She. I'm going to need all the help I can get on the Sinner team.

Con for Rachel: While its perfectly great to have Rachel here now, if things get even close to how they were on Season 1 later on, Rachel would be much harder to get out than Chelsia due to Rachel's charisma and above average comp whoring ways.

Pro for Chelsia: If Chelsia leaves now, my feud with her will be upstaged by that lame Warzone 3 prissy squabble between Roddy and Crazy James. How lame is that?

Con for Chelsia: She's not a problem, but she's not helping either. Plus she's looking like less of a threat than me by the minute and I'm supposed to be the invisible one.


Thus...






I VOTE TO EVICT CHELSIA

[Eddie McGee]

Round 3 - Dave quit
Round 4- I was on the block

This is...

Round 5

DOUBLE EVICTION TIME. FIRST UP...


Jun and Rachel

Pro for Rachel: I need her here to fight against the biggest comp slut of all...the Big She. She definitely has more of the potential between her and Jun.

Con for Rachel: Rachel's potential doesn't match her results. She seems to have a lot less fight left in her than Jun.

Pro for Jun: Jun is on the front lines barking orders to everyone against the Sheila establishment. She also, unlike Rachel, won a competition this season. By barking orders she makes herself annoying and a threat to the other side all at once, definitely prone to leaving down the line. Maybe she can take down Sheila before she goes down, she's been doing a better job than Rachel so far.

Con for Jun: I don't trust Jun to take me one step after the Sheila eviction. On a social level I'd rather have Rachel here.


I've made up my mind...






I VOTE TO EVICT RACHEL





PART TWO!

James vs. Will


Pro for James: James and I have a pretty good relationship going. Even a final 2! I want to be at the final 2.

Con for James: He is completely full of shit, he works with Sheila, and he's always targeting my homeboy Roddy.

Pro for Will: Will is on the anti-Sheila side. We also have a good relationship.

Con for Will: I don't fully know where Will stands. At one point I thought him, Natalie, Renny, and I would be in an alliance together. Now Natalie is gone, Renny put him up, and it doesn't seem like he's exactly sharing his most intimate secrets with me. Is he working with someone else? Probably.


With that said...






I VOTE TO EVICT JAMES

[Eddie McGee]

Round Fucking 6

This is the best motherfucking week ever! Wow what a fucking change, every other time I've been indifferent or upset but today I can't wait!


Pro for Alex: Alex is fucking cool and he's a huge fucking target to boot. I can work with him and see him fucking exit when the time is right.

Con for Alex: Alex is in what Jason would call "TIB" which to me right now seems like stupid ass shit but if that organization has any fucking unity that's going to be some annoying ass shit pretty soon. In Jason's world Sheila is also part of fucking TIB but I think it has been established that if TIB is a real force in this game then it has disowned Sheila, so this is an Alex only fucking concern.


Pro for Sheila: LAUGH MY FUCKING ASS OFF. OK, I'll fucking bite. With Sheila out of this fucking house the target priorities for people are going to fucking change and some of them might fucking land on me.

Con for Sheila: Biggest fucking competition whore the game of fucking Warzone has ever seen. I mean Jesus fuck. On top of all that fucking shit this bitch called me out in front of the whole fucking house, later put me on the fucking block, and then went after me hardcore during the fucking HOH competition this week. Maybe the bitch doesn't fucking like me?




So for fuck's sake...






I VOTE TO FUCKING EVICT SHEILA

[Eddie McGee]

Round 7

DOUBLE EVICTION TIME AGAIN! Just because Jason wanted it...first up...Jason vs. Lydia



Jason and Lydia


Pro for Lydia: She's a Hell's Angel. She also said she'd sleep with me if I vote for her to stay. Um yes please.

Con for Lydia: Even though all Hell's Angels members play the stealth UTR game, it seems like Lydia takes it further. This wasn't an issue before but everything needs to be cranked up because this game is about to get crazy.


Pro for Jason: Jason isn't a threat to me anymore and he can win competitions. That could keep me safe in the next coming rounds.

Con for Jason: He never stops talking about Jesus. He finally admitted he was the vote for Jessica that made my game a living hell for weeks. Oh, and he specifically requested that I vote him out because the votes are obviously not there for him to stay. He wants his picture to be next to Sheila's



So I mean as much as I love some drama I'm going to honor a dying man's wish...





I VOTE TO EVICT JASON









PART TWO!

Alex and Joshuah


Pro for Joshuah: I have an alliance with him. With Roddy...Lydia...and the guy I just voted out three seconds ago. On top of that most people want him to stay this week...and passionately so.

Con for Joshuah: Hell's Angels needs a competition whore who will help us break down the TIB haram. I don't know if Joshuah has what it takes.


Pro for Alex: Nobody seems to like Alex and Alex has given up all hope of staying as late as last afternoon...until I told him I'd get him the votes...which I did. I have a new best friend ;D

Con for Alex: People are going to HATE Hell's Angels when Alex remains if all of us are voting for him to stay. It's going to be WAR...it's going to be chaos...it's going to make or break my game...


Oh well, shit happens...






I VOTE TO EVICT JOSHUAH

[Eddie McGee]

Round 8 - Dethroned HOH
Round 9 - Was on the block
Round 9 Part 2 - Voted to evict Nathan in the fast forward round


This is...

ROUND 10

Will vs. Renny vs. Roddy

Pros for Will
Will has my back to a much larger extent than Renny. He also is significantly worse at puzzles than Renny which will come in handy with Hell's Angels holding power.

Pros for Renny
Renny's track record in trivia challenges is much worse than Will's and Hell's Angels would benefit from a weak opposition. Renny is also less close to Sarah than Will is. Besides who am I going to talk shit about to everyone if she's gone?

Pros for Roddy
Roddy is a Hell's Angel...is that good enough? Do you need anything else?




Cons for Will
He's proven himself to be a fierce competitor in this game and is a huge jury threat.

Cons for Renny
Renny brought this fucking on. All I wanted to do was flush her stupid ass military coup and she started giving me revenge eyes. The same revenge eyes that Renny gave Jessica, James, Sheila, and Jason because of a game she thinks he played with them before All-Stars. To be fucking honest though that game was probably just Renny alone with some rum and her stuffed animals. There was probably a stuffed animal named Nathan in that game too who Renny wanted to go to f2 with and he was customized with a strap on dildo so Renny could fuck it. So honestly I'm not a bigot... but plushophiles disturb me and I might have to vote Renny's ass out.

Cons for Roddy
Some days I think my position in this game is just too good. It's getting to the point of an unfair advantage. If life won't fuck me over, maybe I should be fucking myself over? I'm in the final 5, that's like morally wrong. Roddy should probably go so my game can be a big train wreck.




Enough said...






I VOTE TO EVICT RENNY

[Eddie McGee]

END OF VOTING

Round 10 Part 2- Voted to evict Will over Lydia

Round 11- Voted to evict Lydia over Roddy

Round 12- Sat next to Sarah as Roddy chose who to take to final 2...


MADE FINAL 2