Episode 1: Revenge...All I Came For.

[Renny Martyn]

I'm here for a few reasons, make drama, stir the pot, make Jessica cry, be mean, and do my best to foil all plots by Jessica, Sheila, Jason and Crazy James in this game...while aiding Nathan and Natalie in all their endeavors. I'm on the saints team and my tactics may fit the sinners team but I don't think that makes me any less saintly. If my evil actions are to get rid of Jessica then I'm pretty much Jesus in terms of being good. Jessica is an arrogant, self-righteous bitch who honestly probably has nothing better to do than sit and play this game. She thinks she's invincible because she talks to people nonstop and she's besties with everyone. Nothing makes me happier than knowing several people here don't like her and can't stand her. She just doesn't get it, why did people betray me? Why did you lie to me? Why are you talking smack about me?....Kenya when you ask yourselves these questions it's because the person you're asking them about....DOESN'T FUCKING LIKE YOU.

Anywho...I got nominated by Sheila. SHOCKER....not. I think I would have won HOH but I kind of had to leave because I had someone amazing to hang out with and that was simply more important. So if I leave the game for that....then <3.

Ideally with the veto the answers I submitted help me and Natalie win HOH so I can save myself or Nathan and then Jason goes up and then myself or Nathan are taken off the final block by Natalie and the final nominees are neither me or Nathan and then somehow Jessica leaves.

[Renny Martyn]

The 10 Natmandments:

Natalie is the Lord and Jesus to Renny.
You shall respect no others.
You should idolize yourself and be bitchy.
You shall use profane language and ethnic slurs.
Thou shall not cyber sex....unless it's for "alias strategy".
Honor your Chelsbot.
You shall not be friends with whales.
You should not commit adultery unless it's another drunken mistake.
You shall always make sure that while drunk you come online to belittle other contestants.
You should make up shit about people and spread it like Jun's chi chi.


Can I just say how happy I am that I am off the block? The only thing that would be better is if Nathan had come off too and Jason and Jessica were the final nominees. But I am thinking Jessica should be the one getting voted out and I'm going to talk to people and make sure that happens for 2 reason.....I LOVE Nathan and I HATE Jessica. But I'd like to just take the time and say...Natalie is my Jesus this round. If I had been home I would have been HOH and when I got nominated it was Natalie who saved my beautiful ass from staying on the block. So <3 you.