SHESON SAYS!!

[Jason Guy]

Okay kids. Congrats on making it this far. I personally wish that the goddess of sunshine Lydia was in the final 2 since I adore her and she was my favorite person that I met during the game, I might have also come in with a bias since I wanted to make the final 3 with her. But I am glad to see both of you here. And one of you will make a good AS winnah. My thread will be short (or will it??!) and I just have a few statements towards each of you, then a small question.

Roddy, I came into this game 100% with you. I only had 3 people that I was that loyal to and they were Sheila, Nathan and you. I put my neck on the line for you and kind of fucked over my game because of it. I mean, I had an alliance with everyone in season one (that I did betray the week before ) and I could have not vetoed you and made sure that Rachel left. But I did not! I made it seem like the powers thing was the reason I saved you, but it really wasn't, that was just a front for Sheila. ANYWAY, I hear the round that *I* saved you with the veto and secured your spot in the game you make this final 4 alliance? Umm, wtf? I mean, I did not expect that we were the final 2, but you helped me about none during this game. Some ally you were, I mean you and Nathan are both in the running for shittiest ally. (Sheila too, but meh, I love Big She too much). Why the hell should I vote for you when you kind of shit on our alliance?

Eddie, thank GOD you gave up that schtick of just BSing people because it was old by week two. I really have no questions for you and I do like you so I will be frank. It is your vote to lose. So keep that in mind.

MOREVER that has been said, so I will now address the both of you with my fun little question. We all know that I love Jesus. But I want you both to PROVE it to me that YOU love Jesus. You will do this by finding me a bible verse that relates to your time in the game and how you played the game. EXPLAIN[/i] to me the meaning of the verse and how it relates to your game.

Good luck to the both of you!

To be continued.... ?

[Jason Guy]

SURPRISE!!!!

OH HAI ITS SHEILA! I bet you guys thought you got rid of BIG BAD SHEILA for good...NOEP! Jason has so kindly offered me to help him with his vote because we are ONE. ONE MIND. ONE BODY. ONE ANGELIC SOUL! And together we will cast ONE VOTE! SO YAY ME! Speaking of me...this whole post will be about me! ;D Let's begin shall we?

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Those were all me at various points in the game obviously. Some of the moments I don't really recall but I think most of them came when I was just being my normal arrogant self not really talking to anyone since the only person that was worth my time was obviously Jason because I am WAY TOO ARROGANT for everyone else. Speaking of me in the house let's go over my best moments!

1. Me calling Sarah out on DAY 1 for not being a saint and for being a backstabbing bitch. I also voted for her in the survey for most likely to backstab someone but did anyone else? NO! And no one even listened to me. I am just TOO ARROGANT to be listened to but I think some people regretted it? RODDY?!?!
2. When I won the first HOH. Was anyone really expecting that?!?! Oh wait. Duh ^_^
3. Other competitions I won, I think I won a couple idk. I remember Jason making me a pretty poster with Hitler on it and then everyone criticizing it but it won. THANKS BABE! I think I also won that password one only because Jason and Nathan helped me. DARLINGS <3
4. this picture I made:
5. um idk i'm sure I did other things, it was such a blur
6. Nominating both of you two week four! YOU ARE WELCOME JURY THAT I TRIED TO GET THEM OUT BEFORE THEY MADE IT TO THE END.
7. My classy eviction. You know what? You all treated me like shit in this game and if I was a truly bad person like you all depicted me to be I would have attacked you guys but I left with ~grace~. And while you guys got to stay in the house I turned out to be the TRUE winner. Know why? I got to go back to my son because I am a SINGLE MOTHER who's FORTY FIVE but since I got out of the house early and was a FAN FAVE, I got so many deals and made so many appearances and made so much money. ^_^ Also I really was a fan fave. Look what people said about me <3







Ugh that last one is from Rachel. WHAT a hater! Speaking of Rachel, can you believe that when I got out of the house, I had to come out and see all the interviews that her, Chelsia, Dave, and Natalie did and they were SO AWFUL! Like every interview they just talked about me nonstop and how much I was vile. Like excuse you but I am not vile and you are clearly jealous. When I did my interviews though all the interviewers said I was their favorite and that no one really liked Rachel and them. They also said that no one really liked either of you guys in the F2 or Sarah, Will, Renny, Nathan, Jun, Josh, or Alex.

SPOILER: Click to show

JASON TOTES IS GONNA WIN AMERICAS FAVORITE JUROR CONGRATS! ^_^

. But yeah I think some of y'all are gonna have to go into hiding nerd heard style if you know what I mean. =/ AT LEAST I DONT! YAY ME!

FUN STORY: I MET UP WITH CHELSIA AND RACHEL AND NATALIE OUT OF THE HOUSE AND IT WAS EPIC! RACHEL CAME AT ME ALL "HEY BIG SHE YOURE FAT AND IM GLAD YOURE OUT" SO I WAS LIKE "oh sry you feel that way, bye" SO CHELSIA WAS LIKE "YA NASTY ASS CUNT I WILL RIP YOU OUT BY YO DAMN WEAVE CHEW SICK FUCK!" AND I WAS LIKE "my hair is ~natural~" AND NATALIE WAS LIKE "*LACTATES*" SO I WAS LIKE "NATALIE'S A HO! NATALIE'S A HO!" and all the people around me started saying it to because she IS a hoe and so are YOU GUYS!



Chenbot: Big She you need to wrap it up because we can't fit this all on the air

OOPS SORRY! K GUYS JUST ANSWER MY QUESTIONS ASAP! BECAUSE I AM VERY IMPATIENT. THEN JASON WILL TELL ME WHAT Y'ALL SAY! KNOW THAT! OH I STILL NEED A QUESTION! UM! EEKKK! K NO QUESTION! BUT WHOEVER MAKES THE BEST COLLAGE FULL OF PICTURES OF ME WILL GET MY HALF OF OUR VOTE! BYE!
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[Eddie McGee]

First I'll start with Sheila's question. Jason please inform Sheila of what I say with no added details about jury questioning please.

Sheila I made this collage for you:






I'm not flipping you off...that's just a penis

Anyway this was the best I could do because I don't know how to use image or video editing programs. Learning how to paste pictures in Paint is too hard. I do my very best though. Just like I do my very best on every single competition that I play in because that's what a good player does.

I'm really glad you were able to get half a jury vote because you were my closest ally. At one point I ran to Roddy and said “I feel like I'm really loyal to Hell's Angels but I don't know how I'm going to backstab Sheila. Let's take her to final four please. “ Roddy was all like “Um no. I refuse to play with such an arrogant worthless cunt. She doesn't even deserve a fucking spot in this game. Warzone 3 Chima got robbed.” Then I was like “Fuck you Roddy, don't talk shit about Sheila.” I then did my best to save you but I accidentally failed and you were robbed of a full jury vote.

Anyway, Sorry Sheila. Now onto Jason's question.

We all know that I love Jesus. But I want you both to PROVE it to me that YOU love Jesus. You will do this by finding me a bible verse that relates to your time in the game and how you played the game. EXPLAIN to me the meaning of the verse and how it relates to your game.

Now I have to talk about the bible and shit? *Sigh* I never read that novel but let me give it a try.

I'd like to refer you all to motherfucking Genesis 11:1-9, the story of the Tower of Babel.

1 Now the whole world had one language and a common speech.
2 As men moved eastward, they found a plain in Shinar and settled there.
3 They said to each other, "Come, let's make bricks and bake them thoroughly." They used brick instead of stone, and tar for mortar.
4 Then they said, "Come, let us build ourselves a city, with a tower that reaches to the heavens, so that we may make a name for ourselves and not be scattered over the face of the whole earth."
5 But the LORD came down to see the city and the tower that the men were building.
6 The LORD said, "If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them.
7 Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other."
8 So the LORD scattered them from there over all the earth, and they stopped building the city.
9 That is why it was called Babel —because there the LORD confused the language of the whole world. From there the LORD scattered them over the face of the whole earth.

So to summarize this bullshit the way a lot of biblical scholars would like to interpret it... apparently a city of people wanted to make a really tall tower, one that's possibly even bigger than my dong, and as a result they'd be top bitches... and somehow... “not be scattered over the face of the whole earth.” That kind of makes no fucking sense whatsoever.

So I decided to go to the motherfucking original text and fuck the dumb ass English version of the story. To do this I had to teach myself ancient Hebrew which went by actually much faster than answering most of these jury questions.

so...

א  וַיְהִי כָל-הָאָרֶץ, שָׂפָה אֶחָת, וּדְבָרִים, אֲחָדִים.
ב  וַיְהִי, בְּנָסְעָם מִקֶּדֶם; וַיִּמְצְאוּ בִקְעָה בְּאֶרֶץ שִׁנְעָר, וַיֵּשְׁבוּ שָׁם.

ג  וַיֹּאמְרוּ אִישׁ אֶל-רֵעֵהוּ, הָבָה נִלְבְּנָה לְבֵנִים, וְנִשְׂרְפָה, לִשְׂרֵפָה; וַתְּהִי לָהֶם הַלְּבֵנָה, לְאָבֶן, וְהַחֵמָר, הָיָה לָהֶם לַחֹמֶר.

ד  וַיֹּאמְרוּ הָבָה נִבְנֶה-לָּנוּ עִיר, וּמִגְדָּל וְרֹאשׁוֹ בַשָּׁמַיִם, וְנַעֲשֶׂה-לָּנוּ, שֵׁם:  פֶּן-נָפוּץ, עַל-פְּנֵי כָל-הָאָרֶץ.

ה  וַיֵּרֶד יְהוָה, לִרְאֹת אֶת-הָעִיר וְאֶת-הַמִּגְדָּל, אֲשֶׁר בָּנוּ, בְּנֵי הָאָדָם.

ו  וַיֹּאמֶר יְהוָה, הֵן עַם אֶחָד וְשָׂפָה אַחַת לְכֻלָּם, וְזֶה, הַחִלָּם לַעֲשׂוֹת; וְעַתָּה לֹא-יִבָּצֵר מֵהֶם, כֹּל אֲשֶׁר יָזְמוּ לַעֲשׂוֹת.

ז  הָבָה, נֵרְדָה, וְנָבְלָה שָׁם, שְׂפָתָם--אֲשֶׁר לֹא יִשְׁמְעוּ, אִישׁ שְׂפַת רֵעֵהוּ.

ח  וַיָּפֶץ יְהוָה אֹתָם מִשָּׁם, עַל-פְּנֵי כָל-הָאָרֶץ; וַיַּחְדְּלוּ, לִבְנֹת הָעִיר.

ט  עַל-כֵּן קָרָא שְׁמָהּ, בָּבֶל, כִּי-שָׁם בָּלַל יְהוָה, שְׂפַת כָּל-הָאָרֶץ; וּמִשָּׁם הֱפִיצָם יְהוָה, עַל-פְּנֵי כָּל-הָאָרֶץ.

I underlined the word “tower." It only appears twice. The first time is in line 4 where it is said:

וּמִגְדָּל וְרֹאשׁוֹ בַשָּׁמַיִם

which means “tower to the skies.”



Except that the word מִגְדָּל has multiple definitions in Ancient Hebrew...one of which is “watch tower” or a euphemism for a “tall wall or fence.” (Ignore the letter on the far right of that word both times in the text it's just a prefix like “the”)

The second time that word shows up is in line 5 and I think it means “ the LORD came down to see the city and the tower wall that the men were building.”


This makes a lot more motherfucking sense than some dumb ass story where people tried to build a tower and God was like “NO I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET REALLY HIGH!” What the people were doing “to not be scattered across the land” was building a tall wall or fence around their city. It was going to keep them IN.


And God was like “Fuck that shit, I want humanity to spread around the whole globe, not stay all in one place. I'm going to make someone speak Spanish so all the white people move out.”



And they did.



I think this story clearly shows that God wants people to be spread out. Not be confined in with a lot of people under any circumstance whatsoever including sharing a house with 15 other players in a game.



I took it to heart and I was going to follow God's will




...which is send everyone the FUCK OUT and “scatter them across the land.”

[Roddy Mancuso]

Roddy, I came into this game 100% with you. I only had 3 people that I was that loyal to and they were Sheila, Nathan and you. I put my neck on the line for you and kind of fucked over my game because of it. I mean, I had an alliance with everyone in season one (that I did betray the week before ) and I could have not vetoed you and made sure that Rachel left. But I did not! I made it seem like the powers thing was the reason I saved you, but it really wasn't, that was just a front for Sheila. ANYWAY, I hear the round that *I* saved you with the veto and secured your spot in the game you make this final 4 alliance? Umm, wtf? I mean, I did not expect that we were the final 2, but you helped me about none during this game. Some ally you were, I mean you and Nathan are both in the running for shittiest ally. (Sheila too, but meh, I love Big She too much). Why the hell should I vote for you when you kind of shit on our alliance?

First off, to address why I would make the f4 the same week you saved me. Here is the timeline of the relevant events from my perspective.

A -You tell me you are voting out Nathan but instead you voted out Jessica, leaving me in the minority (I was not entirely sure what to think of that vote at the time. I was not sure that you did it but I was suspicious).
B – James wins HoH and nominates me.
C – Dave and Eddie propose an alliance with Lydia and I, while I am on the block and seeking votes anyways. We accept.
D – You win veto. You and I make a deal that if you save me, I will help you with the Warzone Basement (that turned out not to exist). You save me.

Alright, so for starters, I made the alliance with Dave and Eddie before the veto competition that week. At the time, I was nominated and had no real alliance. I couldn’t just assume that I would get taken off the block by the veto, so obviously I was gonna try and save myself. I appreciate that later on in the week you won veto and saved me, but by then my decision about Hell’s Angels was already made up.

Also, I’m sorry but our versions of being 100% loyal are kind of different. If I tell an ally that I consider myself 100% loyal to that I am going to vote one way, then I do it. Period. If they are on the block, and I have a veto, I won’t set terms for using it on them (especially in the instance that I have to use anyways). To be honest, those are all strategies that I would consider making use of in the game if I were interacting with a peripheral ally, but not to someone I had truly given my allegiance to. If that was you at your most 100% loyal, then I needed to make you #3 or #4.

The reason that I think that you should still vote for me despite the fact that our alliance didn’t amount to much, is that I played a very strong game, and overcame a lot of obstacles. I know you are the type of player that can respect solid game play, so I hope that is what you base your decision on. Anyways, good luck with your decision.

MOREVER that has been said, so I will now address the both of you with my fun little question. We all know that I love Jesus. But I want you both to PROVE it to me that YOU love Jesus. You will do this by finding me a bible verse that relates to your time in the game and how you played the game. EXPLAIN to me the meaning of the verse and how it relates to your game.

Jason, I can’t BELIEVE that you would question MY loyalty to our Savior. Jesus and I are like BFFs, and to prove it I have brought you some photo documentation.

Here is Jesus and I when I was one of his disciples:



Here I am, at the last supper with him:



Oh, and this is right after we pwned an entire game of BB (I clearly had a bit of an impact on him, note the sinful things he is holding in his had.





BUT, if those aren’t good enough proof for you. I DID find the verse that best represents my game.


James 1:19-20
My dear brothers, take note of this: Everyone should be quick to listen, slow to speak and slow to become angry, for man's anger does not bring about the righteous life that God desires.

This quote clearly is stating the fact that: if in doubt, it’s usually a better decision to keep your mouth shut. It affirms that people who are even-tempered are more likely to lead a successful and righteous life. I picked it for a few reasons.

First of all, if there is one thing I know I am good at, it is to keep a secret. I didn’t really keep much from the people I trusted the most in the game (Lydia and Eddie), but aside from that I was careful with everybody in this game. There were times where I was tempted to talk about things, but the only way I could have received the information is through Eddie, so I had to keep my mouth shut about them. Trust me, sometimes that was really hard. Also, despite being extremely pissed off at points throughout this game, I was able to maintain my cool. I don’t think I really made any decisions in this game that were purely emotional.

I also picked the verse because I think it sums up my approach to this game (at least up until the part about righteousness, lol). I think I was a low-key player, and my game was heavily dependent on observation and being able to read people. I wasn’t able to pick up on every alliance in the house, but for the most part I think I had a pretty good feel for who I could trust and who I couldn’t.

Playing with this verse in mind may have made me into a smaller Warzone character, but I think that they made me into a better Big Brother player, and it clearly shows my dedication to the Lord our Savior.






And finally, Sheila here is my collage for you.

[Jason Guy]

K. Good. Ty both.