It was when Rachel left that I realized you had at least something going with almost every player in the game. Rachel and I had a bit of a heart to heart on the eve of her eviction, and she told me a lot about what she knew in the game because she wanted to see me do well. At one point, she mentioned that you and Nathan had an alliance, and that definitely made me raise an eyebrow (at that point in time, there were a few different people I thought you might be working with, but Nathan was not one of them). I didn’t know at that point in time that you were playing literally
every side, but it was definitely the point where I started to get suspicious of the possibility. It didn’t take that long to put the pieces together.
How did I let it affect my game play?
The first way is that I knew I needed something with you, but that it had to be something insignificant and definitely not something I was depending on. Basically, I didn’t want to give you a reason to come after me, and if you were pseudo-alligned with everyone else in this house, I was not gonna be the one person you didn't have a tie to.
Second, I never wanted to put me in a position where I was relying on you. When I was counting up votes, I never included yours because I often got the impression you were just telling me what I wanted to hear.
The final way that I used this to my advantage is that I saw you as a buffer week for Hell’s Angels. Playing all sides is usually a good way to keep yourself off the block, but if you end up ON the block, then no one is really willing to stick their necks out for you.
My biggest goal was to change my playstyle in the end game. I was proud of how I played 90% of Warzone 3 (I mean, yes there were some flaws, but I managed to overcome them). But I feel like I kind of gave up by the time that I lost the final 3 round, and I definitely did not want to let that happen again.
There were two ways I changed my style. First off, I was working towards a final 3 in which I had no doubt in my mind that I would get taken to the final 2. Lydia and Eddie were both planning on sitting beside me in the finals. This is different from WZ3, where I was always a little concerned that Jordan would take Lydia over me.
Second, I made the deal with Sarah that I had no intention of keeping. This was my insurance policy for the F3 round - even if I lost the final HoH, I would still make it through.
Red. Gotta agree with Ed on this one, Sinner domination <3.
WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT THE GODDAMN CHILLRUN!?!?! CHILLRUN ARE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME CHI CHI! They cry, and whine, shit their pants, wet the bed... and expect YOU to provide food for THEM. At BEST they are a meal, and at WORST they end up being a WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAM – they’ll steal the food you need to be stuffing your face with in order to keep your FAT ‘N FAB Physique! A skinny Chi Chi?! WE CAN’T HAVE THAT!!! FUCK THE CHILLRUN!!
Appetizers: To start off, I thought I'd give you a taste of some normal people food, with Chi Chi style portioning.
After you'd eaten all that, and started to work up an apatite, we'd go on to some of the more obscure delicacies for the entree's. Most people think of cannibalism as a bad thing, but I am not as judgmntal. These are some of the people I would feed you:
And just incase you were still hungry, I prepared:
A BEACHED WHALE:
9. JoshGameplay: I can’t really rank him very high on this list because we were only really in the game together for a short period of time, and I don’t think he was ever giving it his all strategically. He seemed like a smart guy and had he been here for a longer period of time, I am pretty sure he would be much higher on this list.
Food: The peanuts they serve at bars that everyone loves but are only there for like 5 seconds. Josh was here for a pretty short period of time.
8.AlexGameplay: I think out of the 6 rounds I saw Alex play this game (WZ3 and WZAS), he was nominated for 5 of them. For him to survive as many of them as he did is impressive and indicates to me he had a strong social game. Unfortunately, I never got to see Alex in a position of power, so I can’t really place him high on this list.
Food: Sushi – When I was a kid I judged sushi before I ever tried eating it, but once I tried it, I realized I had made a mistake and that it was actually delicious.
7. JasonGameplay: Jason played a very aggressive game – he was basically the sole reason that Week 1 was a blindside, and he was able to get in good with a few different strong players. Unfortunately, there were times where his game play was kind of… sloppy. If people can’t trust that you will keep the information you give them a secret (and honestly I felt like telling Jason anything would basically mean telling Sheila), then people will not want to go far with you. Also, its hard to rank him higher when he came in 11th, I never got to see how he would have fared without Sheila.
Food: Tacos. Delicious, flavourful, filling, but messy.
6. RennyGameplay: I think Renny’s gameplay was pretty strong. She was able to integrate herself into a strong final 3 alliance, had something going with Lydia and I, and had Nathan’s loyalty as well. The reason I gotta rank her lower is that I feel that sometimes when she was in a position of power, she let her emotions make her decisions instead of her brain – great for entertainment, but not so great for her personal possitioning.
Food: Hot Sauce – Renny added a lot of flavour to the game. Her ‘Saw’ posts to Alex and Renny were absolutely hilarious to me.
5. JunGameplay: I think you played a very different game from most people in the hosue. You were legitimately a lone wolf, which can be a very good strategy if implemented properly. You also pulled off some moves (I think that Natalie’s eviction was basically all you), and if the option to get rid of a powerful player came up, you never missed a beat. But I think for the lone wolf strategy to really work, you really need to have a good read on the house, and while I think you had a decent grasp on the dynamics, I don’t think you understood how much jeopardy
Chocolate: Because when you bite into one, you never knew what you were gonna get. I didn't ever really know what to expect from you.
4. LydiaGameplay: I think Lydia played a very strong UTR game, but often times an UTR game does not require a lot of traditional game play. Lydia was great at building relationships, and was an extremely dependable ally (who was even willing to have herself nominated to keep Hell’s Angels under wraps), but I don’t think she made many big moves in the game, so it is hard for me to rank her higher.
Food: Fondue – Makes plain food taste delicious… Being aligned with Lyd made the hard times in the game seem not so bad because I knew that there was at least 1 person I could always count on.
3. SarahGameplay: I think Sarah played a strong and well rounded game. Despite having 2 HoH and Vetos under her belt, she was not nominated until the final 6 round, and was not in jeopardy of leaving until potentially the final 4 round. She definitely understood how to position herself well within the house. The one poor decision I think she made was to take out Nathan with her power – I can see why she did it, but I just don’t think it was the right move for her.
Food: Banana Split - Banana splits are both filling and delicious, but do not exactly constitute a full meal.
2. NathanI think Nathan played a very strong game and got as far as he did because he was very well rounded as a player. He won challenges, had a good head on his shoulders, and was a genuinely likable guy. He was able to save himself week 1, despite having the title of being a former winner, and he was not targeted again until the round he was evicted (at a point in time where I do NOT think it made sense to target him). His biggest downfall, in my opinion, is that he was too trusting in people.
Food – Pizza – Brings together the best of a few different food groups, but not not as substantial as my #1.
1. WillI am gonna have to agree with Eddie here. Prior to the final 5 week, I think Will played a spectacular game. He were in a pretty dominant final 3 alliance that gained access to all 3 Pandora powers. And whenever he was in a position of power himself, he made a strong play that benefited him. Out of the three Pandora’s powers, he made use of his the best. If I still had a vote that week, I would have definitely voted to evict him (saw him as a huge challenge and jury threat), so ensuring that I was on the block and didn’t get to vote was a great way for him to survive. I do not think that one blunder at the end should take away from everything else he accomplished in this game.
Food: A Turkey Dinner – The juror with the best gameplay deserves a full and hearty meal.
Well, I haven't heard from any of the pre-jury evictees in quite some time... and its also been a while since the Little Brother Losers have posted anything.... and I really expected that Jeff and Jordan from my season would have been casted in this one but they disappeared as well. The only explanation is that you cannibalized all of them. I was wondering how you kept on all that weight while the rest of us were eating slop
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So my answer is, the original weight that you had coming into the house (400 babies worth, give or take) + the weight you put on in the house (12 evicted houseguests heavier). In conclusion, you are one fat fuck now that WZ is over.
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