Episode 10 Part 2

[Eddie McGee]

MEMORY WALL REFLECTIONS: HELL'S ANGELS VS. Season 2

FINAL MOTHERFUCKING 5 BABY. Man it feels good. Where are the 72 virgins? Oh well, I guess that's final four.

So anyway, I set up this game so there are two pairs going at each other...Will & Sarah vs. Roddy & Lydia...if either pair wins they will put the full other pair on the block. If a member of a nominated pair wins veto...I go up but the HOH winning pair will keep me around.

THERE IS NO WAY IN FUCK I WON'T BE IN FINAL FOUR. NO WAY IN FLYING FUCK.

But of course it's not just a matter of me sitting in the middle not giving a fuck about what happens this round. I'm a card carrying Hell's Angels member and this week has Will's name all over it. I don't know if I made the right choice between him and Renny last round but there's sure as fuck no doubt this time around.

Will has to fucking go and if I can't have him I'm replacing Sarah with lube and my right hand.


Eddie
This is why I'm hot (hot),
this is why I'm hot (hot),
I can stick around doing nothing in the comps
I represent Season 1
I got it on my sack
Jurors and Losers say we lost it
So I'm going to bring it back


Lydia
Lydia's hate for Sarah is epic and awesome and needs to continue. I'm happy someone finally pissed Lydia off because when she gets started she's on a roll. Hell's Angels needs to win this HOH or I might lose my dear friend.


Roddy
So Roddy gave me a very explicit final 2...like he's taking me over Lydia. I think I can believe Roddy when he says almost anything but backstabbing Lydia would probably be at the limit of what I can believe. I really do think he could be serious though. How crazy would it be if he voted her out over me?


Sarah
She plays hard, she plays dirty, she plays it the way I like it. I hope she stays this round.


Will
*Digs for Will under the target over his head*

[Eddie McGee]

Fast Forward That Shit Baby

So I get ready for HOH and Chelsbot makes a special announcement...it's another fast forward! Of course I don't give a shit because I'm in the middle 100% safe and anyway I know all my scenarios so I'm ready for any shit. I'm that hot.



HOH

The HOH was Higher/Lower this time. I wasn't worried about me but if this round was going to work like it's supposed to a Hell's Angels was supposed to win.

First Question...we all get it right. We all know our shit, I whisper to Roddy:

Eddie
: I wonder if it'll be a five way tie

Second Question...Lydia got it wrong even though the answer was available to her via Roddy. For a second I think, "What the fuck are you doing Lydia, are you seriously throwing on purpose at final 5?"

Third Question...both Lydia and Sarah get it wrong. Ugh, if a non- Hell's Angels was going to fall behind I was hoping it was going to be Will not Sarah. Lydia is now at the point where I don't even kid myself she might win HOH. It's coming down to Roddy and I to take out Will from this competition...but the guy is good...

Fourth Question...everyone is right. I was hoping this wasn't going to come down to Roddy and I tie breaker battling Will...those are such crap shoots.

Fifth Question...everyone is right again. Roddy, Will, and I still balling with perfect scores.

Sixth Question...WILL GETS IT WRONG
As far as I was concerned this HOH was now over.

Roddy
: Just one more question right
: and then we split up answers

Seventh Question...we all got it right. One more question to go and only Roddy and I had perfect scores. We couldn't fuck it up.

Eighth Question was about how many days we were in the house, everyone and their fucking mom knew the answer to that question. Roddy was going to answer right and I was supposed to throw but it'd be way too fucking obvious...

Eddie
: fuck this is too easy to throw
: I'll throw it on the tie breaker
: I promise

Roddy
: k

Sarah and Will saw their fate in my hands at the tie breaker and fretted over my answer.

Will
: I have no idea man
: aim low maybe? that's how I won the last comp with a tiebreaker
---
Sarah
: i guess lower
: lower
: 39
: so higher
: omg
: damn
: I would guess like 300
: lol
: there were 3 or 4 pages each time
: or sometimes 2 or 3
: maybe 20 posts on each page
: that's low but...
: idk :-(
: it might be like 500 or 600

Eddie
: I think its not that many

Sarah
: okay
: go with what you think

I threw the challenge...

RODDY WON HOH! This was truly best case scenario for me.

Eddie
: shit...

Sarah
: 30?
: lol

Eddie
: Will told me to aim low
: I had no idea
: i was hoping he'd go over
: but Roddy did the same

Sarah
: oh well mine was over





Nomination Ceremony

Sarah and Will went on the block...there was only one way their pair could survive to final 4...my hot ass. They prepped me for veto:

Will
: it's ok you can do it
: if we can get roddy and lydia out then we can throw the comp to you





Veto Competition

The next competition was awesome. We had to count shit we had no time to count and stay or fold on our bets. More important than estimating skills was how much BALLS you had. I wonder who the fuck was going to win this competition?

Eddie
: I CANT wait
: I want to win veto so bad
: I'll take Sarah off and then make it a tie

Roddy
: alright
: but I am not throwing it if that's cool

Eddie
: that's cool

Alright Roddy, you want to play this competition for real? OK...your choice but you're fucking with the best.

First round...

Eddie
: I Think I'm good

Sarah
: no
: we want to make them go out
: you say stay and you're wrong you're gone

Um Sarah, I'm a boss. I don't need to play like a pansy.

Only Roddy and I chose to sign our checks, but only my ass could afford to cash it. Roddy was out. Served him right. Throw it to me or get out of my way!

Lydia got the right idea and was eliminated staying against Will.

When only Sarah, Will, and I remained in the competition...

Will
: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Eddie
: YEAH!!!

Will
: ok I'll fold for the rest of them and you stay
: and I'll have sarah fold
: so you'll get the next 2 points
: sound good?

Eddie
: YEAH

Will
: I can't believe this
: amazing

---

Sarah
: OMGOMOGMG

Eddie
: THROW TO ME NOW

Sarah
: we won


Then I stayed for the next two rounds and they folded...I got my three points and WON MY SECOND POWER OF VETO OF THE SEASON. Like I said, if it takes BALLS it has my name all over it. I hope the next competition is going to be Russian roulette.

Most importantly Will was done...but I wasn't done having my fun...





Veto Ceremony

Lydia
: Eddie, I seriously hope you win this game - you are the man
: I <3 you
: And remember if sarah bitches, say that will was your comp threat since Roddy won HoH
: and Lydia wasnt that big of a comp threat

Eddie
: So Lyd...
: I'm going to keep the suspense going
: and take off Sarah
: and then make it a tie
: for Roddy to break
: just for entertainment value

Lydia
: WHAT?

Eddie
: is that good?
: YOU'RE SAFE
: me and Roddy control the vote
: Will goes

Lydia
: oh alright then *sigh*

So I got to have my cake and eat it too. I kept my word to Sarah while leaving her final 2 partner at my mercy.






Eviction

I caused a tie between Will and Lydia by voting to evict Will. Roddy broke the tie and sent Will packing.

Will
: haha why the lying?

Eddie
: you wouldn't have thrown it otherwise :-(
: sorry Sarah-Will was scarier than Roddy-Lydia

Will
: haha fair enough
: good luck

Eddie
: thanks man

[Eddie McGee]

Goodbye Message- Will

Will you were an amazing player and even though we never officially aligned I couldn't have survived this long without you. We took out Sheila and her brigade and I don't think you can regret it even if it didn't end up helping you get to the end. You made great moves and left a huge impression on this game. You are one of the best.