Post by Chelsbot on Feb 4, 2010 20:27:20 GMT -5
Now that you have met the Saints, it is time to say hello to the Sinners.
(A red limousine pulls up. The 8 Sinners step out of the limo and into the crowd. The crowd boos and throws water bottles as Chelsbot announces each of the Sinners. Some members of the audience can be heard chanting “GET _____ OUT! GET _____ OUT!” Just fill in the name of a houseguest of your choice. The Sinners laugh and egg on the boos as they walk toward the entrance of the Big Brother: Warzone house.)
Our first Sinner from Season 1 is our winner… RACHEL!
Rachel (Diary Room): I call this game Whorezone because basically I am an alliance whore. My strategy in this game is to make alliances left and right and to stab anyone to get to the win. I will step over anyone to get to the end. I'll lie, cheat and steal and push everyone out of my way *pushes walker away from grandmother*. I AM the winner!
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David (Week 1): So, I am offering you right now... final 2 promise.
Rachel: I will protect you and vote with you to the end.
Rachel (Week 6): Dave, I have to put you up as a nominee.
Rachel (Diary Room): My game is about manipulation and using everyone to the full extent of my abilities. They will be used, bruised and abused by the time I'm done with them all.
Rachel (Diary Room): Amanda is GONE! Her ass hit the road faster then Jenna Lewis can turn a man gay. I yelled "Hallelujah, OH GLORY" when I heard those results!!
Jason: I swear on my life. Please do the same to me. ^__^
Rachel: I will.
Jason: Swearsies?
Rachel: Swear on the Bible.
(Rachel is shown winking at the camera)
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Rachel, by a vote of 4-3, you are the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE!
Also from Season 1, say hello to CHELSIA!
Chelsia: Jessica, you better win this, as you are next.
Rachel: Chelsia, be civil.
Chelsia (Diary Room): I plan on playing as *bitchy* and *dirty* as I can.....*Evil ass mean look* .... Bring it on bitches!
Chelsia: Eddie and Will, you are clearly bed buddies right the hell along with James. So you want sides? YOU wanna start some shit? Bring it on you field playing fuckers! *Slams Eddie to the floor* *Drags Will across the backyard by weave* *Throws James down steps*
Chelsia (to Jen): You couldn't do a challenge if it fell outta the damn sky in your lap finished for ya!
Jessica: You don't know me very well. Alright, what's my best friend’s name? What do I drink a lot of?
Chelsia: I know what you SUCK A LOT OF! Stop fucking telling people my name or I will be after you!
Chelsia (to Eddie): SHUT THE FUCK UP PUNK! SHOW UP TO THE CHALLENGE IF YOU WANNA PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS!
Chelsia (Diary Room): It’s fucking on now! *Rips camera apart*
And our final Sinner from Season 1 is… EDDIE!
Eddie: Down to business...some of you fucks are going to be really sorry you didn't try harder to get me out
Eddie: I'm ready for this shit. I'm going to tear some people a new asshole.
Eddie (Diary Room): I'm sick of being lied to by those temporary houseguests. This is MY house.
Eddie (Diary Room): Oh great...of all the tramp ass bitches who could have won HOH this week I got goody two shoes Rachel…. Did I mention everybody loves that whore? Except me, because she makes me look like a profane disgusting asshole...which I obviously am not.
Eddie (Diary Room): Have you ever seen a man brushing his ass with a toothbrush while on the job in a cubicle? Wouldn't that shit be dumb as fuck? That's how dumb Amanda is.
Eddie: I have finally picked a side and I like to call it team FUCK YOU where all we plan are OPERATION: FUCK YOUs because really...you should all go fuck yourselves.
Eddie (to Chelsia): Jessica is one of the few people who I would not be stupid enough to go to final 2 with. Jessica would have the votes. You could totally destroy me right now by blabbing to Jessica. Jessica would be so hurt.
Eddie: The bottom line is I'm way too friendly, cute, and lovable to be voted out... if you have a problem with that... LICK MY BALL SACK.
From Season 2, please welcome our runner up… BIG SHE!
Sheila (Diary Room): I already wanna take a gun to some of these cast members and blow their head off.
Sheila (Diary Room): He is a shady motherfucking piece of shit and his ass is mine. KNOW THAT!
Sheila (to Jun): You are a delusional, idiotic, annoying, self-righteous bitch and I can't wait til you leave.
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Sheila: WASTE OF A POWER! DUMB BITCH! ;D
Sarah: At least I didn't sit around and wait to be picked off by the biggest comp threat ever.
Sheila: YOUR ASS IS MINE! KNOW THAT!!!
Sheila (Diary Room): Fuck. Sarah. She is the dumbest bitch EVER! "AT LEAST I TRIED GETTING OUT SOMEONE THAT WAS 100% LOYAL TO ME BUT I ONLY WANTED HER OUT BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO TAKE OUT MY HOWIEKINS WHO I DREAM ABOUT MAKING OUT WITH EVERY NIGHT AND I SO DESPERATELY WANT HIM TO FUCK ME UP THE ASS." Hate. Her.
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Chelsbot (Week 9): Congratulations, Sheila, for the fifth time this season, you have won the Golden Power of Veto!
Chelsbot (Week 12): For the seventh time, you are the new Head of Household!
Sheila (Diary Room): It wasn't even close. Idiots.
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Sheila: I know some of you would rather gouge your eyes out than see me in the final 2, but too bad so sad, cause I'm here and you'll have to live with it. ;D
Also from Season 2, please welcome NATALIE!
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Natalie, you are the first Head of Household!
Natalie: I nominated Karen and Daniele. Karen- your name has 5 letters in it so your perfect word would be "BITCH" because you're a bitch in general. We're not all gonna be friends and hold hands like the friendship… so don't EVER talk to me again, filthy whore…Daniele- You are so fake and you are probably one of the worst people to talk to… OH AND YOU HAVE 7 letters in your name so I did a lot of thinking and I came to the conclusion that the perfect word for you would be "BETRAYS" cause you would betray anyone for Karen.
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Howie (to Natalie): Dude, you’re fuckin’ low.
Sarah: Natalie, why would you do that?
Natalie: You guys didn’t use me, bitches! I rode you hard and you got put away!
Natalie: I have chosen to use the power of veto on MYSELF! AND SARAH & HOWIE IT'S QUEEN BITCH TO YOU NOT NATALIE.
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Natalie (Diary Room): They can fucking die in a fire for all I fucking care. Sarah, you're a dyke; Jun, you're a delusional cunt; Will, you picked the wrong FUCKING SIDE, and Parker you're a fucking fake bitch. You guys will *ROT* in hell, *turns the page of the Bible* OH AND HERE IT SAYS. . . God will NOT protect them for coming after me. He knows I'm good. He will NOT let them win the battle!
Natalie (Diary Room): My plan is to maybe take DANIELE! Is that a sin? Probably is, but it ain't any worse than me doing what I do to Matty! Now that's a sin, darling!
And say hello to our final Season 2 sinner… JUN!
Jun (Diary Room): Seriously bitch, don’t try and con me. Try and take me out. You can't touch me in this game. Haaa I love it when Chi Chi has power. This game is going to be all about me soon enough.
Jun (Diary Room): Let me just say I find it hilarious that Shatalie thinks Howeak/Bitch are with her. LMAO biggest load of shit, they will drop her like a pubescent boys balls drop at 14. Let me tell you a little something about that trio. They are DONE. Bye bye idiots. FAT N' FAB. Which they aren't. This game is still mine and they will feel my wrath.
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Jun: Sarah, keeping you ensures Sheila stays away from me and war increases in size and yea just dramatic fun. I choose to evict Howie from the Big Brother Warzone 2 House.
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Chelsbot: Congratulations, Sheila, you are the new Head of Household!
Jun: Damn, the stupid bitch won. Oh, well she is out next week.
Sheila: I thought you said I was out this week, though.
Jun: You would have had any one else besides you won that HOH.
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Jun: I seriously kinda hate you right now. I think you are making a horrid mistake this week.
Nathan: I don't.
Jun: I do. You are making an even bigger target of yourself. You made a promise to me. You need to honor it… or else nominate me and I'll win the Veto and shove it down your throat.
Our first Sinner from Season 3 is RODDY!
Roddy (Diary Room): Congrats bitch you made it another week. Hopefully you will leave next time
. You probably don't even know why you are a bitch. Well who the fuck tries to guilt someone into voting for them after only having a SINGLE 2 minute conversation the first day? Oh right, needy bitches do that. That’s who.
Jeff (Week 2): I choose NOT to use the power of veto... on Alex but on Renny. Lydia you're going up.
Roddy (Diary Room): MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, BITCHES! Roddy has made his first move of the game, and it was a complete success. Lydia is now sitting on the block beside Alex, and everything has worked out just PERFECTLY for me. Best of all, Lydia kinda freaked out and ran to me for help because she had no idea that it was I who shook things up.
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Crazy James: I KNOW that you, me, Jeff and Renny have a Final 4 that you DON’T care about. That just pisses me off.
Roddy: I don’t really care. If you’re pissed because I nominated you in an HOH competition where there were only 3 options... I don’t really give a shit. So get pissy with me if you want.
Roddy (Diary Room): This move REALLY pissed them off because it made clear to them that I did not have intentions of taking them to the final four. Were they right in their assumptions? Probably, and in James' case, definitely. I don't really give a shit though.
And last but not least, please welcome back CRAZY JAMES!
Crazy James (Diary Room): I joined this game to have some fun. I like to fuck with people. Play minds games. Make them think I'm their friend only to fuck them from behind when they're not looking. I lie. I cheat. I blindside. I betray. I backstab. Yes, three B's in a row, each deadlier than the next. Pink's the do, so now do as I do.
Crazy James: Is Russell interested in teaming up with Crazy James?
Russell: Since I have spoken to you for 5 seconds…no.
Crazy James (Diary Room): Yeah, your fucking mistake, you big Shrek looking dumbass. Mark my words, this fucker is going down!
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Roddy (to Crazy James): So do you mind telling me which safe you picked?
Crazy James: Surely, Shirley. Safe 1.
Crazy James (Diary Room): ENJOY OPENING THE WRONG SAFE YOU DUMB SACK OF CRAP YAY
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Crazy James (to Jase): Mother fuckerrr you're gonna DIE! And it will be ME who slays you!
Crazy James (to Jeff): I take it you were a middle school dropout. Raped by Daddy. Then raped your own mommy.
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Crazy James: Before I'm forcefully REMOVED from this shithole of a house I have a nice departing gift for the remaining five of you
*sets fire to the living room* *watches it burn to a crisp while laughing evilly* Enjoy your burnt living room, bitccccches ...Now wouldn't it be funny if I wasn't evicted 
ANYWAY, SUCK IT EVERYONE
(A red limousine pulls up. The 8 Sinners step out of the limo and into the crowd. The crowd boos and throws water bottles as Chelsbot announces each of the Sinners. Some members of the audience can be heard chanting “GET _____ OUT! GET _____ OUT!” Just fill in the name of a houseguest of your choice. The Sinners laugh and egg on the boos as they walk toward the entrance of the Big Brother: Warzone house.)
Our first Sinner from Season 1 is our winner… RACHEL!
Rachel (Diary Room): I call this game Whorezone because basically I am an alliance whore. My strategy in this game is to make alliances left and right and to stab anyone to get to the win. I will step over anyone to get to the end. I'll lie, cheat and steal and push everyone out of my way *pushes walker away from grandmother*. I AM the winner!
---
David (Week 1): So, I am offering you right now... final 2 promise.
Rachel: I will protect you and vote with you to the end.
Rachel (Week 6): Dave, I have to put you up as a nominee.
Rachel (Diary Room): My game is about manipulation and using everyone to the full extent of my abilities. They will be used, bruised and abused by the time I'm done with them all.
Rachel (Diary Room): Amanda is GONE! Her ass hit the road faster then Jenna Lewis can turn a man gay. I yelled "Hallelujah, OH GLORY" when I heard those results!!
Jason: I swear on my life. Please do the same to me. ^__^
Rachel: I will.
Jason: Swearsies?
Rachel: Swear on the Bible.
(Rachel is shown winking at the camera)
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Rachel, by a vote of 4-3, you are the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE!
Also from Season 1, say hello to CHELSIA!
Chelsia: Jessica, you better win this, as you are next.
Rachel: Chelsia, be civil.
Chelsia (Diary Room): I plan on playing as *bitchy* and *dirty* as I can.....*Evil ass mean look* .... Bring it on bitches!
Chelsia: Eddie and Will, you are clearly bed buddies right the hell along with James. So you want sides? YOU wanna start some shit? Bring it on you field playing fuckers! *Slams Eddie to the floor* *Drags Will across the backyard by weave* *Throws James down steps*
Chelsia (to Jen): You couldn't do a challenge if it fell outta the damn sky in your lap finished for ya!
Jessica: You don't know me very well. Alright, what's my best friend’s name? What do I drink a lot of?
Chelsia: I know what you SUCK A LOT OF! Stop fucking telling people my name or I will be after you!
Chelsia (to Eddie): SHUT THE FUCK UP PUNK! SHOW UP TO THE CHALLENGE IF YOU WANNA PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS!
Chelsia (Diary Room): It’s fucking on now! *Rips camera apart*
And our final Sinner from Season 1 is… EDDIE!
Eddie: Down to business...some of you fucks are going to be really sorry you didn't try harder to get me out
Eddie: I'm ready for this shit. I'm going to tear some people a new asshole.
Eddie (Diary Room): I'm sick of being lied to by those temporary houseguests. This is MY house.
Eddie (Diary Room): Oh great...of all the tramp ass bitches who could have won HOH this week I got goody two shoes Rachel…. Did I mention everybody loves that whore? Except me, because she makes me look like a profane disgusting asshole...which I obviously am not.
Eddie (Diary Room): Have you ever seen a man brushing his ass with a toothbrush while on the job in a cubicle? Wouldn't that shit be dumb as fuck? That's how dumb Amanda is.
Eddie: I have finally picked a side and I like to call it team FUCK YOU where all we plan are OPERATION: FUCK YOUs because really...you should all go fuck yourselves.
Eddie (to Chelsia): Jessica is one of the few people who I would not be stupid enough to go to final 2 with. Jessica would have the votes. You could totally destroy me right now by blabbing to Jessica. Jessica would be so hurt.
Eddie: The bottom line is I'm way too friendly, cute, and lovable to be voted out... if you have a problem with that... LICK MY BALL SACK.
From Season 2, please welcome our runner up… BIG SHE!
Sheila (Diary Room): I already wanna take a gun to some of these cast members and blow their head off.
Sheila (Diary Room): He is a shady motherfucking piece of shit and his ass is mine. KNOW THAT!
Sheila (to Jun): You are a delusional, idiotic, annoying, self-righteous bitch and I can't wait til you leave.
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Sheila: WASTE OF A POWER! DUMB BITCH! ;D
Sarah: At least I didn't sit around and wait to be picked off by the biggest comp threat ever.
Sheila: YOUR ASS IS MINE! KNOW THAT!!!
Sheila (Diary Room): Fuck. Sarah. She is the dumbest bitch EVER! "AT LEAST I TRIED GETTING OUT SOMEONE THAT WAS 100% LOYAL TO ME BUT I ONLY WANTED HER OUT BECAUSE SHE WAS GOING TO TAKE OUT MY HOWIEKINS WHO I DREAM ABOUT MAKING OUT WITH EVERY NIGHT AND I SO DESPERATELY WANT HIM TO FUCK ME UP THE ASS." Hate. Her.
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Chelsbot (Week 9): Congratulations, Sheila, for the fifth time this season, you have won the Golden Power of Veto!
Chelsbot (Week 12): For the seventh time, you are the new Head of Household!
Sheila (Diary Room): It wasn't even close. Idiots.
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Sheila: I know some of you would rather gouge your eyes out than see me in the final 2, but too bad so sad, cause I'm here and you'll have to live with it. ;D
Also from Season 2, please welcome NATALIE!
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Natalie, you are the first Head of Household!
Natalie: I nominated Karen and Daniele. Karen- your name has 5 letters in it so your perfect word would be "BITCH" because you're a bitch in general. We're not all gonna be friends and hold hands like the friendship… so don't EVER talk to me again, filthy whore…Daniele- You are so fake and you are probably one of the worst people to talk to… OH AND YOU HAVE 7 letters in your name so I did a lot of thinking and I came to the conclusion that the perfect word for you would be "BETRAYS" cause you would betray anyone for Karen.
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Howie (to Natalie): Dude, you’re fuckin’ low.
Sarah: Natalie, why would you do that?
Natalie: You guys didn’t use me, bitches! I rode you hard and you got put away!
Natalie: I have chosen to use the power of veto on MYSELF! AND SARAH & HOWIE IT'S QUEEN BITCH TO YOU NOT NATALIE.
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Natalie (Diary Room): They can fucking die in a fire for all I fucking care. Sarah, you're a dyke; Jun, you're a delusional cunt; Will, you picked the wrong FUCKING SIDE, and Parker you're a fucking fake bitch. You guys will *ROT* in hell, *turns the page of the Bible* OH AND HERE IT SAYS. . . God will NOT protect them for coming after me. He knows I'm good. He will NOT let them win the battle!
Natalie (Diary Room): My plan is to maybe take DANIELE! Is that a sin? Probably is, but it ain't any worse than me doing what I do to Matty! Now that's a sin, darling!
And say hello to our final Season 2 sinner… JUN!
Jun (Diary Room): Seriously bitch, don’t try and con me. Try and take me out. You can't touch me in this game. Haaa I love it when Chi Chi has power. This game is going to be all about me soon enough.
Jun (Diary Room): Let me just say I find it hilarious that Shatalie thinks Howeak/Bitch are with her. LMAO biggest load of shit, they will drop her like a pubescent boys balls drop at 14. Let me tell you a little something about that trio. They are DONE. Bye bye idiots. FAT N' FAB. Which they aren't. This game is still mine and they will feel my wrath.
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Jun: Sarah, keeping you ensures Sheila stays away from me and war increases in size and yea just dramatic fun. I choose to evict Howie from the Big Brother Warzone 2 House.
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Chelsbot: Congratulations, Sheila, you are the new Head of Household!
Jun: Damn, the stupid bitch won. Oh, well she is out next week.
Sheila: I thought you said I was out this week, though.
Jun: You would have had any one else besides you won that HOH.
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Jun: I seriously kinda hate you right now. I think you are making a horrid mistake this week.
Nathan: I don't.
Jun: I do. You are making an even bigger target of yourself. You made a promise to me. You need to honor it… or else nominate me and I'll win the Veto and shove it down your throat.
Our first Sinner from Season 3 is RODDY!
Roddy (Diary Room): Congrats bitch you made it another week. Hopefully you will leave next time
. You probably don't even know why you are a bitch. Well who the fuck tries to guilt someone into voting for them after only having a SINGLE 2 minute conversation the first day? Oh right, needy bitches do that. That’s who.Jeff (Week 2): I choose NOT to use the power of veto... on Alex but on Renny. Lydia you're going up.
Roddy (Diary Room): MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, BITCHES! Roddy has made his first move of the game, and it was a complete success. Lydia is now sitting on the block beside Alex, and everything has worked out just PERFECTLY for me. Best of all, Lydia kinda freaked out and ran to me for help because she had no idea that it was I who shook things up.
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Crazy James: I KNOW that you, me, Jeff and Renny have a Final 4 that you DON’T care about. That just pisses me off.
Roddy: I don’t really care. If you’re pissed because I nominated you in an HOH competition where there were only 3 options... I don’t really give a shit. So get pissy with me if you want.
Roddy (Diary Room): This move REALLY pissed them off because it made clear to them that I did not have intentions of taking them to the final four. Were they right in their assumptions? Probably, and in James' case, definitely. I don't really give a shit though.
And last but not least, please welcome back CRAZY JAMES!
Crazy James (Diary Room): I joined this game to have some fun. I like to fuck with people. Play minds games. Make them think I'm their friend only to fuck them from behind when they're not looking. I lie. I cheat. I blindside. I betray. I backstab. Yes, three B's in a row, each deadlier than the next. Pink's the do, so now do as I do.
Crazy James: Is Russell interested in teaming up with Crazy James?
Russell: Since I have spoken to you for 5 seconds…no.
Crazy James (Diary Room): Yeah, your fucking mistake, you big Shrek looking dumbass. Mark my words, this fucker is going down!
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Roddy (to Crazy James): So do you mind telling me which safe you picked?
Crazy James: Surely, Shirley. Safe 1.
Crazy James (Diary Room): ENJOY OPENING THE WRONG SAFE YOU DUMB SACK OF CRAP
YAY ---
Crazy James (to Jase): Mother fuckerrr you're gonna DIE! And it will be ME who slays you!
Crazy James (to Jeff): I take it you were a middle school dropout. Raped by Daddy. Then raped your own mommy.
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Crazy James: Before I'm forcefully REMOVED from this shithole of a house I have a nice departing gift for the remaining five of you
*sets fire to the living room* *watches it burn to a crisp while laughing evilly* Enjoy your burnt living room, bitccccches ...Now wouldn't it be funny if I wasn't evicted 
ANYWAY, SUCK IT EVERYONE 
WHATTTT 
