Post by Chelsbot on Feb 4, 2010 20:07:06 GMT -5
It’s time to meet the Big Brother: Warzone All-Stars, starting with the 8 houseguests who will be playing for the Saints team. The houseguests were divided evenly by season, so if there are 6 houseguests from one season, 3 will be on the Saints team and 3 will be on the Sinners team.
(A baby blue limousine pulls up. The 8 Saints step out of the limo and into a screaming crowd. The crowd cheers and snaps photos as Chelsbot announces each returning houseguest. The houseguests stop to shake hands with their adoring fans as they walk toward the entrance of the Big Brother: Warzone house.)
Our first Saint from Season 1 is our runner up… JASON!
Janelle (to Jason): Pick a side.
Jason: I have, but it’s still kinda the middle.
Jason (Diary Room): A guy needs to win HOH tonight. The Lord knows that it is not going to be me. I am playing a great middle man game.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Jason, you are the new HOH!
Jason (Diary Room): I do not like this HOH. I do not like it with a house, I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there, I do not like it anywhere!
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Rachel (Diary Room): This final 4 is ideal because I have a solid final 3 with the two bitches and Jason will be easy to get rid of.
Jason (Diary Room): All the power is in the holder of the veto, which will be me. I need it the most and none of these other players want it as much as I do. They are going to underestimate me. I want this veto so fucking bad. I am like a fat kid and the veto is my cake.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Jason. You have won the final Golden Power of Veto!
Jason: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -runs around backyard- YES! YES! YES!
Also from Season 1, say hello to JESSICA!
Jessica: Anyone interested in being my bedmate?
I promise I don't hog all the blankets.. may just cuddle a little 
Eddie: I totally would if I didn't have a girlfriend back home. *Looks at camera* Love you honey!!!
Jessica (Diary Room): Him in the game changes EVERYTHING because I can't screw him over.. I just can't.. it's against anything I stand for in these games but at the same time he likes to backstab people.. Obviously I fear he'll do it to me.. but he says he won't and I have to trust him.
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Rachel: I have decided to use the Veto on Jessica.
Jessica (Diary Room): WAIT WHAT!?!??!?!?! You just left two people that were in a relationship in the game together and that’s just ridiculous. Can Eddie and I seriously pull this off when literally ALL odds are against us?! Bring it on… we'll show you what it's like to really play this game and do whatever it takes to get to the end!
And our final Saint from Season 1 is… DAVID!
Chelsbot (Week 1): Congratulations, Dave, you are the first Head of Household!
Chelsbot (Week 3): Congratulations, Dave, once again, you are the HOH!
Chelsbot (Week 4): Dave, you have won the Power of Veto!
Chelsbot (Week 5): Congratulations, Dave, you are the new Head of Household!
Dave (Diary Room): Rachel is like my rock in this game. She keeps me sane and on my feet. I'm glad to have aligned with her.
Rachel: Dave is a great friend and the nicest guy ever, but he is a competition threat and I have been told is aligned with everyone in this house. I have been very conflicted about this, but Dave, I have to put you up as a nominee.
Chelsbot: By a vote of 5-2, Dave, you have been evicted from the Big Brother Warzone house.
Dave: In the words of Richard Hatch, I was "bamboozled!" Rachel- I never saw it coming.
From Season 2, please welcome the big winner… NATHAN!
Nathan (to Natalie): I wanna see the new Hannah Montana movie so bad!
Natalie: Joke, right?
Nathan: No!
Natalie: Why!
Nathan: ‘cuz she's amazing!
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Nathan: So you are voting for me? I’ve never opened up like this to someone in a game before.
Sarah: Ugh. I really hate this game. You know what? I don't even care - you and Sheila can win and take each other.
Nathan: Speaking for myself, getting to the final three with my two best friends in the game is winning enough.
Nathan (Diary Room): So I survived...I did have to definitely work my ass off to stay in the game and luckily it worked out. So we got the final 3 that I wanted! Holla.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Nathan, by a vote of 4-3, you are the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE 2!
Also from Season 2, please welcome… SARAH!
Chelsbot: The final Veto winner is... Sarah!
Sarah (Diary Room): It's really coming down to a choice between honor and loyalty and an actual shot at winning the game for me.
Sarah: Nathan and Will, this decision was not an easy one to reach. I went back and forth all yesterday, last night, today. I even dreamt about it. I choose to evict… Will. I tried to think of this as just a game, but it's not just a game for me. And I know I may be making a game-ending move for myself, but I have to do what I think is right and what will let me sleep at night.
Sarah (Diary Room): Call me a sap, call me too emotional for this game, whatever you want. Bottom line I got to the final 3 with the two people I worked closest with throughout the game.
And our final Saint from Season 2 is WILL!
Will (Diary Room): My plan is to stay somewhat neutral for the next little while. When the dust settles after their crazy drama bitch war, I'll still be standing. Hopefully.
Will (Diary Room): Now it just feels like the house is full of obnoxious 16 year olds. I'm so sick of the immature mean girls junior high type crap. I just want to lock Natalie, Jun and Sheila in a closet and let them tear each other's eyes out until only one is left standing. I have a feeling it would be Natalie.
(Sarah fires a flamethrower at Will)
Will (Diary Room): She says that I "threw her under the bus". I don't know exactly what she's talking about because like a typical woman, she refuses to tell me what she is talking about and instead decided to just attack me in the challenge.
Sarah: I choose to evict... Will.
Will: Blindsided. Nice... If there is an All Star season, I hope you'll ask me back. Cause next time, I'm ready to win.
From Season 3, say hello to our winner… LYDIA!
Lydia (Diary Room): I am not going to let their drama distract me from my game. Don't get me wrong though, if someone pushes the right buttons, I have no problem putting a bitch in their place.
Jeff: Who do you think you are? Oprah Winfrey? Paris Hilton?
Lydia: No? The question is WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. I don’t have time for you!
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Lydia (Diary Room): Russell is gone and Holly quit. Not looking so good for Lydia, folks. But I REFUSE to give up. If you start pushing me I will neither bend nor break... I will push back.
Chelsbot (Week 7): Congratulations, Lydia, you are the new Head of Household!
Chelsbot (Week 9): Congratulations, Lydia, with 16 points, you are the new HOH!
Chelsbot (Week 11): Congratulations, Lydia! You are the new HOH!
Lydia (Diary Room): I WON HOH!!! WOOHOO!!! Bitch with tattoos is in charge now!
Lydia: I really love this quote and try to abide by it when I challenge myself in anything I do… "Nobody said that it'd be easy, they just promised it would be worth it."
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Lydia, by a vote of 4-3, you are the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE 3!
And last but not least, give a warm welcome to RENNY!
Renny (Diary Room): GAHHH! GAHH! GAH! That's the Renny WAR Cry! I'm way too cougarlicious for this cast! I'm going to make the girls be hatin' and the boys be wanting to be datin' on this.
Jeff (Week 1): I have decided to nominate... Renny! You should not have told me you already knew Alex from before.
Jeff (Week 2): I have decided to nominate Renny! Once again, sorry.
Jeff (week 8): I have nominated Renny for eviction. You're a jury and a challenge threat, time to get them out.
Jeff: If I get the votes for you to stay will you keep me off the block and booger with Jeff every so often?
Renny: I am starting to feel like I am in an episode of To Catch a Predator.
Jeff: Just say Jeff I will suck your dick in this game and I will get the votes.
Renny: That's just dirty. I am not going to say that, and to be honest I am creeped out.
Renny (in front of the whole house): Jeff is a PERVERT.
(A baby blue limousine pulls up. The 8 Saints step out of the limo and into a screaming crowd. The crowd cheers and snaps photos as Chelsbot announces each returning houseguest. The houseguests stop to shake hands with their adoring fans as they walk toward the entrance of the Big Brother: Warzone house.)
Our first Saint from Season 1 is our runner up… JASON!
Janelle (to Jason): Pick a side.
Jason: I have, but it’s still kinda the middle.
Jason (Diary Room): A guy needs to win HOH tonight. The Lord knows that it is not going to be me. I am playing a great middle man game.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Jason, you are the new HOH!
Jason (Diary Room): I do not like this HOH. I do not like it with a house, I do not like it with a mouse. I do not like it here or there, I do not like it anywhere!
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Rachel (Diary Room): This final 4 is ideal because I have a solid final 3 with the two bitches and Jason will be easy to get rid of.
Jason (Diary Room): All the power is in the holder of the veto, which will be me. I need it the most and none of these other players want it as much as I do. They are going to underestimate me. I want this veto so fucking bad. I am like a fat kid and the veto is my cake.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Jason. You have won the final Golden Power of Veto!
Jason: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -runs around backyard- YES! YES! YES!
Also from Season 1, say hello to JESSICA!
Jessica: Anyone interested in being my bedmate?
I promise I don't hog all the blankets.. may just cuddle a little 
Eddie: I totally would if I didn't have a girlfriend back home. *Looks at camera* Love you honey!!!
Jessica (Diary Room): Him in the game changes EVERYTHING because I can't screw him over.. I just can't.. it's against anything I stand for in these games but at the same time he likes to backstab people.. Obviously I fear he'll do it to me.. but he says he won't and I have to trust him.
---
Rachel: I have decided to use the Veto on Jessica.
Jessica (Diary Room): WAIT WHAT!?!??!?!?! You just left two people that were in a relationship in the game together and that’s just ridiculous. Can Eddie and I seriously pull this off when literally ALL odds are against us?! Bring it on… we'll show you what it's like to really play this game and do whatever it takes to get to the end!
And our final Saint from Season 1 is… DAVID!
Chelsbot (Week 1): Congratulations, Dave, you are the first Head of Household!
Chelsbot (Week 3): Congratulations, Dave, once again, you are the HOH!
Chelsbot (Week 4): Dave, you have won the Power of Veto!
Chelsbot (Week 5): Congratulations, Dave, you are the new Head of Household!
Dave (Diary Room): Rachel is like my rock in this game. She keeps me sane and on my feet. I'm glad to have aligned with her.
Rachel: Dave is a great friend and the nicest guy ever, but he is a competition threat and I have been told is aligned with everyone in this house. I have been very conflicted about this, but Dave, I have to put you up as a nominee.
Chelsbot: By a vote of 5-2, Dave, you have been evicted from the Big Brother Warzone house.
Dave: In the words of Richard Hatch, I was "bamboozled!" Rachel- I never saw it coming.
From Season 2, please welcome the big winner… NATHAN!
Nathan (to Natalie): I wanna see the new Hannah Montana movie so bad!
Natalie: Joke, right?
Nathan: No!
Natalie: Why!
Nathan: ‘cuz she's amazing!
---
Nathan: So you are voting for me? I’ve never opened up like this to someone in a game before.
Sarah: Ugh. I really hate this game. You know what? I don't even care - you and Sheila can win and take each other.
Nathan: Speaking for myself, getting to the final three with my two best friends in the game is winning enough.
Nathan (Diary Room): So I survived...I did have to definitely work my ass off to stay in the game and luckily it worked out. So we got the final 3 that I wanted! Holla.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Nathan, by a vote of 4-3, you are the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE 2!
Also from Season 2, please welcome… SARAH!
Chelsbot: The final Veto winner is... Sarah!
Sarah (Diary Room): It's really coming down to a choice between honor and loyalty and an actual shot at winning the game for me.
Sarah: Nathan and Will, this decision was not an easy one to reach. I went back and forth all yesterday, last night, today. I even dreamt about it. I choose to evict… Will. I tried to think of this as just a game, but it's not just a game for me. And I know I may be making a game-ending move for myself, but I have to do what I think is right and what will let me sleep at night.
Sarah (Diary Room): Call me a sap, call me too emotional for this game, whatever you want. Bottom line I got to the final 3 with the two people I worked closest with throughout the game.
And our final Saint from Season 2 is WILL!
Will (Diary Room): My plan is to stay somewhat neutral for the next little while. When the dust settles after their crazy drama bitch war, I'll still be standing. Hopefully.
Will (Diary Room): Now it just feels like the house is full of obnoxious 16 year olds. I'm so sick of the immature mean girls junior high type crap. I just want to lock Natalie, Jun and Sheila in a closet and let them tear each other's eyes out until only one is left standing. I have a feeling it would be Natalie.
(Sarah fires a flamethrower at Will)
Will (Diary Room): She says that I "threw her under the bus". I don't know exactly what she's talking about because like a typical woman, she refuses to tell me what she is talking about and instead decided to just attack me in the challenge.
Sarah: I choose to evict... Will.
Will: Blindsided. Nice... If there is an All Star season, I hope you'll ask me back. Cause next time, I'm ready to win.
From Season 3, say hello to our winner… LYDIA!
Lydia (Diary Room): I am not going to let their drama distract me from my game. Don't get me wrong though, if someone pushes the right buttons, I have no problem putting a bitch in their place.
Jeff: Who do you think you are? Oprah Winfrey? Paris Hilton?
Lydia: No? The question is WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE. I don’t have time for you!
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Lydia (Diary Room): Russell is gone and Holly quit. Not looking so good for Lydia, folks. But I REFUSE to give up. If you start pushing me I will neither bend nor break... I will push back.
Chelsbot (Week 7): Congratulations, Lydia, you are the new Head of Household!
Chelsbot (Week 9): Congratulations, Lydia, with 16 points, you are the new HOH!
Chelsbot (Week 11): Congratulations, Lydia! You are the new HOH!
Lydia (Diary Room): I WON HOH!!! WOOHOO!!! Bitch with tattoos is in charge now!
Lydia: I really love this quote and try to abide by it when I challenge myself in anything I do… "Nobody said that it'd be easy, they just promised it would be worth it."
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Lydia, by a vote of 4-3, you are the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE 3!
And last but not least, give a warm welcome to RENNY!
Renny (Diary Room): GAHHH! GAHH! GAH! That's the Renny WAR Cry! I'm way too cougarlicious for this cast! I'm going to make the girls be hatin' and the boys be wanting to be datin' on this.
Jeff (Week 1): I have decided to nominate... Renny! You should not have told me you already knew Alex from before.
Jeff (Week 2): I have decided to nominate Renny! Once again, sorry.
Jeff (week 8): I have nominated Renny for eviction. You're a jury and a challenge threat, time to get them out.
Jeff: If I get the votes for you to stay will you keep me off the block and booger with Jeff every so often?
Renny: I am starting to feel like I am in an episode of To Catch a Predator.
Jeff: Just say Jeff I will suck your dick in this game and I will get the votes.
Renny: That's just dirty. I am not going to say that, and to be honest I am creeped out.
Renny (in front of the whole house): Jeff is a PERVERT.
