Preshow

[Chelsia Hart]

Hi! I'm Chelsia, and sinning equals winning! *Puts horns on head*

Yay! My flat no curves ass just got a key to the Big Brother Warzone All Star house.... Mmmmhm, you know what that means! It's time to get crazy and unpredictable up in this skank filled drama fest.

So many old faces :/ most of them I can say I really cain't stand one bit, but will try to play nice with em I suppose. It's honestly gonna be no easy task in this one however, I mean what can you show these guys that they never seen before? I mean everyone of them are All Stars!

I won't let that scare me tho' .. I wanna do things my way, and hopefully end up far in this sucka' It's gonna be a true blast playing Saints vs Sinners, I will truly be rooting for a Sinner to win it all, unless they piss me off and make me bitter.

Well Thank you Chelsbot for the key and I hope to make you proud

[Chelsia Hart]

Okay this thing has not even officially got kicked off yet, and who is already across the room driving me crazy? Jessica!!! She acts like one of them plastics, she thinks everyone IS soooo in love with her, when in reality they can't stand her!

You can see her looking over at Nathan making googly faces and such, Like they won't have something going on? MMMMHMM! Then you see her light up with joy as she gazes across the room at Eddie, Showmance in the eyes? Yup!!! She seems to also have a twinkle for the church lookin' dude with the glowing cross!! Yeah it follows him around everywhere he goes, kinda freaky!

Just when you think it can't get any worse, That big breasted bimbo with the Bible walks in and sits across from me. Her breast about feel outta her shirt. Seriously dude!

Gosh I could go on about these weirdos and freak jobs, but I would rather be sent home then sit here with them another flippin' sec...
*Knocks camera away from face*

[Chelsia Hart]

The clock was nearing start time, and still no sign of my girl Janie! About this time I started to feel like it's myself against all these other All Stars. I am up for the task no matter what, but having a GPless partner in crime would not feel right to me at all.


I sit in my chair waiting and waiting for Janelle to come walking through the door with her HEY BITCHES! line or something, just then the door open and who comes walking through the door? My girl Rachel ... I can't say for sure or not if she is part of the game or what, but she actually showed up and it very well could mean shes in.

Things have already been exciting around here, but this pumped things up another notch for sure! I can't wait to get in that house and mess with these people. Gosh I hope I don't end up leaving too quick!