Episode 9

[Eddie McGee]

Memory Wall Reflections- POST EDDIE HOH

This was definitely one of the most crazy weeks in this game and a lot has changed for me in terms of how I view most people here.

*stares at the memory wall intently*




Eddie
Everyone thinks I'm a hot mess but what they don't know is that they are playing in Eddie World now. They don't know what they are in for. I'm as cunning as I am hot as hell and do not be mistaken... I am hot as all hell.



Jun
This week I lost all trust in Jun. I don't think she's coming after me but she's really all over the fucking goddamn place. Throwing under the bus whoever the fucks she needs whenever the fucks she needs. She can take that shit about me being her "final 2" and shove it. Its not that I think she wouldn't want to go final 2 with me its just that I don't think she cares. She'll keep up her shit storm and whoever is left to carry her is alright in her book. I don't consider her as an asset to my game anymore. Plus I don't like the way her weave has been looking at me.



Lydia
Lydia's under the radar game is coming to an end and I hope she can survive into the next phase. She did survive that vote 5-0 against Alex but less than 12 hours earlier she was one or two solid conversations away (between Nathan, Sarah, and Jun) of leaving. Leaving against Alex. Was anyone a bigger target lately than Alex? If that's how close she came to leaving she definitely should not be on the block again until Hell's Angels has full control of the votes.
ALSO, a huge amount of love for volunteering to go on the block before Renny used the coup. As solid as the plan was, these things can always go wrong and she took it like a trooper.



Nathan
We don't talk. If we have a single "hey" to each other it'd be such an epic event in our relationship at this point that I'd have to make a DR about it. So until that magical day happens just remember...Nathan is a dick and I will take him out of this game.



Renny
So Renny was not happy and is coming after me. Fuck Renny. He's such a bitter cocky bitch. All I did was flush his ridiculously good unfair advantage in this game and he's acting like I almost sent him home. For Renny, you either worship him and let him do whatever he pleases or you can go home. Well go home yourself Renny, you got no game and like Nathan you're fucking with the wrong guy.



Roddy
I don't know what I'd do without Roddy. There's very few people you can say "hey the best thing for our alliance is that one of us goes on the block" to and quickly come to agree with you. Lydia was the one who took the risk for our team and I love her for it, but to Roddy's credit he was the one who took my side from the beginning and initially volunteered.



Sarah
My relationship with Sarah has gotten SO much better this week. She's not stupid though, she knows that I'm a trickster and she will never trust me 100%. However, I think she thinks that she sits very highly on my list of allies right now...and you know what... if that's what she thinks...then she is right.



Will
I think Will has Jeff's power from season 3 which if true means he has 2 votes to use up whenever he feels like it. That makes him a ticking pawn bomb waiting to explode on whoever sits next to him on the block. Now that Renny's military coup is gone, this is the next Pandora's box prize to flush. I don't want him out but I want him on the block...preferably with someone I hate.

[Eddie McGee]

Strategy Advice with Eddie: ALL-STARS EDITION

Chapter 6

So today on strategy advice with Eddie...um I don't know...I guess I can take a phone call.

*takes on a high pitched voice*


"Oh my god Eddie! Is that really you?"



Yeah big E double d i e in the house.


"Oh my god Eddie, I just want to say that me, my husband, and all our kids tune in every week to see you and mutually masturbate each other"


You have a fucked up family.


"Awww babe... you sound sad...what's wrong?"




Sigh...OK...my ultimate choice for a final 2 partner performed like a fucking idiot in the challenge. First Roddy shows up to the thing completely fucking drunk. He had to play me first on the bracket and I told him I'd throw for him and I agreed to it because...

A) He never got to be HOH

but more importantly...

B) The winner of our match would get to play Nathan, and Nathan would be more careless against Roddy than me.

but more importantly...

C) I thought my chances and Roddy's chances of winning this thing were about the fucking same.


SO I THREW HIM THE COMPETITION!


I mean maybe I was a fucking idiot for doing that, but I'm a team player and it seemed like the right call at the time.


So I throw this competition to Roddy who is a complete mess at this point right?

At this point Roddy lets Chelsbot know that he's too fucking drunk to be playing this competition and reschedules the second round to the next day when he can get some sleep and whatever he uses as a hangover treatment. Alright, that's probably the right call at this point...moving on.

So I practice with this kid before his big match up with Nathan and I notice that sometimes he waits too long and a piece is autodropped for him. That's fine, we're just practicing, whatever.

But then he goes to play Nathan and what fucking happens?


Roddy
: I got fucked
: by a time limit
: and it auto dropped
: not even where my cursor was

Eddie
: did you know about the time limit?
: or just forgot

Roddy
: I just didnt know




WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T KNOW. WHAT THE FUCK WERE WE SITTING AROUND PRACTICING FOR?

DID YOU PLAY THIS COMPETITION LIKE YOUR LIFE FUCKING DEPENDED ON IT RODDY?

BECAUSE IF I DIDN'T THROW THIS COMPETITION TO YOUR DRUNK ASS I WOULD HAVE PLAYED LIKE MY LIFE FUCKING DEPENDED ON IT.

YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE MY FUCKING LIFE IN THIS GAME DOES DEPEND ON IT

HERE'S SOME MOTHERFUCKING STRATEGY ADVICE, IF YOUR TEAM NEEDS TO WIN AN HOH, PAY SOME FUCKING ATTENTION TO WHAT IS GOING ON!

NOW IT'S NATHAN VS. WILL. IF WILL DOESN'T FUCKING WIN THIS COMPETITION HE'S PROBABLY GOING ON THE BLOCK WITH ME AND I'M THE ONE WHO IS GOING HOME.















RODDY START FUCKING PLAYING!





I'M STARTING TO REEVALUATE HOW MUCH EFFORT I NEED TO PUT INTO HELL'S ANGELS VS. HOW MUCH EFFORT I PUT INTO TEAM EDDIE!






This has been strategy advice with Eddie.

[Eddie McGee]

NATHAN vs EDDIE

The battle of the greats has begun...Nathan vs. Eddie. Last round when I was HOH it was just fooling around because I knew Renny had the military coup, this round its for keeps.

Here are some details for those of you betting money at home.





Nathan has won HOH. He will probably put Eddie vs. Jun or Eddie vs. Will on the block. Due to what Will's power probably is, Eddie will go home if he is next to Will but will stay if he is next to Jun. Nathan stands to gain the most by putting me up and flushing Will's power in the process. Is Nathan smart or stupid? No evidence either way yet. He's more of a silent competition winning blob at the moment. We have some limited evidence that Nathan is an English speaking being, and quite possibly a human as well.





Eddie is currently powerless but has some moves left up his sleeve. Apart from frequently referring to himself in the third person in DR, he's pretty fucking hot and everybody wants a piece. Against Jun on the block he has the votes hands down with Roddy, Lydia, and Sarah (the last of which has become disillusioned with the weave wearing shit stirrer). Against Will he's going to be ok if Will decides to start being a fucking idiot and not use his Pandora power. Will however has proven himself to not be a fucking idiot so chances are Eddie will be fucked. However if Eddie can turn Sarah against Will there might be a shot at fuck even in that scenario...but let's not go crazy here.

[Eddie McGee]

NATHAN vs EDDIE

PART 2

As a result of stealing the fucking star in the competition right out of my hand...the douchebag has won his third competition in a row and secured both HOH and Veto. He has initially placed both Jun and I on the block, will he stick to it?





If Nathan wants to pick his victim between Jun and I all he has to do is put up Will next to one of us. Since I'm the target per his HOH speech, that'd be me. However he'd have to deal with pissing off Will who has been close to winning the last two competitions. If Nathan understands the dynamics here he'd understand that pissing off Will doesn't matter because Will is already coming after him. In any case he should put up Will and flush out his power. Will he do that or keep the nominations the same?





Things are getting hotter and hotter for Eddie and his hard sculpted body is glimmering in the sun. If the veto is not used he has Jun ready to eject. If it is used and Will is placed on the block anything can happen but most likely Eddie will join the jury in 8th place.



Will Nathan checkmate Eddie...or will he trip.

[Eddie McGee]

NATHAN vs EDDIE

PART 3

OH MY GOD...OH MY GOD...NATHAN DIDN'T USE THE VETO ON HIS OWN NOMINATIONS!

I got my votes to stay in the motherfucking bag, this shit isn't even going to be close! All I got to do is keep my mouth fucking shut for a day and I get to fucking stay!

Obviously Nathan did the worst move possible for me to leave the game this week but truth be told despite being the most obvious target I can't imagine what the fuck he'd have to have cooked that I'd be his most preferred target.

Regardless though, the fucking move should have been to put Will on the block by either taking Jun or I off. If I were him I'd have taken me off because Jun as an individual is more scary in competitions than me (of course if I were him and I found out about Hell's Angels I'd be more up in the air).

Remember my strategy advice for Sheila? If you are a fucking comp whore you need to keep being a comp whore or go home? That's where Nathan is at right now. If he doesn't fucking win, he goes to the jury. His best game would be one where he made every competition win count towards weakening the rest of the house...and that's not where he went with this.

In his defense again, he might not realize how alone he is.

He probably thinks he has Renny, Roddy, and Lydia in a final four. Probably another final four with him and Renny, Will, Sarah. In his game right now he might think Jun and I are the only ones who are coming after him...in truth it's everyone but Renny to a degree.

Nathan fumbled his advantage against Eddie.
Eddie will now regain the upper hand.

[Eddie McGee]

EDDIE STILL CAN'T GET TAKEN DOWN

Lydia
: Eddie... please tell me you have a plan.

Eddie
: survive Jun

Lydia
: you need a third vote

Eddie
: I might have four
: Sarah and Will say they want me here

Lydia
: I was just talking to Nathan.... he told me his main goal was to get you out
: but after what jun did and all, he said he wouldnt be sad if jun left
: so he doesnt care who leaves

Eddie
: well Sarah said she's keeping me for sure
: k
: I'll keep making sure Will and Sarah are on the same page to keep me
: but Sarah and I bonded a lot in the last week
: and she knows that Jun tried to get her nominated the week I'm HOH
: and she promised she's keeping me

Lydia
: well your in love with her, so no surprise there

Eddie
: do I sense a bit of jealousy

Lydia
: I am not a jealous person.....

Eddie
: there's plenty of Eddie to go around
: so that's good
: um...yeah I think I got the votes
: I'll keep making sure I got them

[Eddie McGee]

THE SHOWMANCE
America's Hottest Couple

Eddie
: you can play saint
: but I've seen your inner sinner
: ;-)

Sarah
: what happened?
: lol
: i'm confused
: and when did you see my inner sinner?
: =-O

Eddie
: oh god...
: you weren't that drunk at the time were you?
: don't press charges pls

Sarah
: lol

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Sarah
: I may look sweet and innocent but this is not my first warzone
: I already knew what was in that mind of yours :-P
: next it'll be
: Oh Sarah, this could be my last night in the house....
: let's steal Nathan's HOH key and use his room...

Eddie
: Sarah...it really could be my last night in the house...
: if we don't take it to the next level
: I'll be all alone...
: in the jury house...
: with Gayson...
: :-(

Sarah
: lol
: and you want to have a lasting memory of me?

Eddie
: and a pretty long lasting memory of me

Sarah
: lol

Eddie
: for you

Sarah
: you think i'd remember it eh?
: you are that memorable?

Eddie
: you won't even remember warzone 2 when we're done

Sarah
: lol
: are you saying you'd wipe Parker from my memory?
: never :-P

Eddie
: OH GOD YOU AND PARKER!
: ">"
: I wish he were in this game now so I could put him on the block...

Sarah
: Noooo
: :-(

Eddie
: Once you go black I guess you never come back

Sarah
: lol

Eddie
: but I'm handicapped and we're a whole nother level of minority
: I mean really

Sarah
: oh

Eddie
: when are you going to have the chance to have sex with someone with only one leg again?

Sarah
: are you saying that because of your handicap your other senses are heightened?
: and you make up for it in other areas??
: lol

Eddie
: yes
: I don't have a leg
: all that man has to go somewhere

Sarah
: all that man :-P
: how do I know you didn't use this line on Lydia?
: or Renny, for that matter
: or Jun!
: lol

Eddie
: Jun is not hot enough for me
: I'm not into the super submissive types...so Lydia is out
: Renny is a drunken mess who scares me
: it's just you Sarah, it's always been you

Sarah
: how do you know i'm not super submissive?
: or a drunken mess?

Eddie
: I've spent enough time in this house to know you are not a drunken mess

Sarah
: actually i was just about to open a bottle of wine
: so there :-P

Eddie
: and I saw your fiesty side when you got mad at me
: it was a huge turn on

Sarah
: lol
: oh reallly?
: well i was drinking that night too lol

Eddie
: well a little drinking doesn't hurt
: but Renny lets her drinking interfere with her competition playing

Sarah
: lol

Eddie
: and she needs to go to AA and clean herself up

Sarah
: lol ok
: all this AA talk
: I'm getting wine


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Then Sarah got wine and we stole Nathan's key and snuck into his bedroom. I'm not really the kind of guy who just openly goes about talking about his business...but ok...I'll give you a hint. WE FUCKED. A LOT.

I'm so glad I have Sarah, she's totally my final 4 choice with Hell's Angels even if Roddy and Lydia would hate it. Will was so wishy washy this week that without our love...I might not have had the votes.

Sarah <3

[Eddie McGee]

Jun
: i shouldnt have thrown that HoH
: lmao

Eddie
: I shouldn't have played Roddy on four hours of sleep

Jun
: haha
: k you need to quit now
: so I can stay
: hahahaa
: I have so much I need to accomplish




Goodbye Message -- Jun

Jun I don't think it's surprising that people always saw as a pair, we play a very similar game. Since my game is pretty fucking awesome, yours by default is too. We did do a few things differently though. While I'm not a boy scout, I was loyal to a few more people than you and I think that's what carried me through. I think it's interesting how two people who threw the HOH challenge ended up on the block. It makes me not want to throw another competition again. I wish you could have stayed longer and wrecked more havoc with the weave. You made this season more awesome. OTT players for life!