Post by Chelsbot on Mar 3, 2010 20:02:23 GMT -5
Eddie: "Alright before we start I got a few things to say. I can't stand shady game play. People running around setting people up and talking shit behind their backs. I play this game with honesty and integrity. Well mostly honesty. I keep it real. My target for the week is the player who kept it real the least. Now, once the keys are read I'll launch into an explanation of why I put the people I did up. It might be boring as fuck, but I'll put it out there because that's how I play... with no hidden bullshit or agendas."
First key...
"Thanks for getting Sheila on the block, we can all play with the chance of winning now."
Second key...
"Here's a key, I know you haven't had one in a while."
Third key...
"I think I'm in love with you."
Fourth key...
"I always appreciate an intelligent player, here's a key."
Fifth key...
"You and the weave can share that."
Last key...
"Hi, my name is Eddie. Have we met?"
Eddie: I have nominated Nathan and Renny.
NATHAN
Nathan as you can see I've put you up on the block. This should come as no surprise to you whatsoever. Let me break this down so everyone here understands what's going on.
At the time that I was a final nominee against Natalie, Nathan came up to me and said we should work together (as he must have done with nearly every single person here) and said that “We should work together” because “no one would suspect.” I'm of course am too fucking hot and real to fall for that stupid shit... however, I allow myself to talk shit about Sheila around him. Despite the generous nature of my package, even I did not suspect that this is a topic that would fall into Sheila's ears through Nathan. Alas, trusting Nathan 10% was way too much...
I told Nathan that it is likely that once Rachel is gone, Sheila would come after him. I end up in this motherfucking conversation a day later...
lulz indeed. I confront Nathan about it and get the stupidest motherfucking conversation I ever had in this entire game.
I don't talk to Nathan again until last night when he admits to me that person who he told that to was...
WOW. Seriously Nathan! You just told that shit to Jason and you had no fucking clue it was going to get back to Sheila?! You fucking douchebag. I'm not going to sit here and take this shit anymore. I'M A GROWN ASS MAN! You disrespect me? No fucking key.
RENNY
We talked last night about why you're going on the block and all the fucking things I said (like you being best buds with Nathan) were true. However none of them were the primary reason. You want to know why I really put you up? In the spirit this game is taking, here's a fucking puzzle:
Apart from that you're still awesome. Have fun drinking it up tonight.
This nomination ceremony is adjourned.
First key...
"Thanks for getting Sheila on the block, we can all play with the chance of winning now."
Second key...
"Here's a key, I know you haven't had one in a while."
Third key...
"I think I'm in love with you."
Fourth key...
"I always appreciate an intelligent player, here's a key."
Fifth key...
"You and the weave can share that."
Last key...
"Hi, my name is Eddie. Have we met?"
Eddie: I have nominated Nathan and Renny.
NATHAN
Nathan as you can see I've put you up on the block. This should come as no surprise to you whatsoever. Let me break this down so everyone here understands what's going on.
At the time that I was a final nominee against Natalie, Nathan came up to me and said we should work together (as he must have done with nearly every single person here) and said that “We should work together” because “no one would suspect.” I'm of course am too fucking hot and real to fall for that stupid shit... however, I allow myself to talk shit about Sheila around him. Despite the generous nature of my package, even I did not suspect that this is a topic that would fall into Sheila's ears through Nathan. Alas, trusting Nathan 10% was way too much...
I told Nathan that it is likely that once Rachel is gone, Sheila would come after him. I end up in this motherfucking conversation a day later...
Sheila
: um you're going around putting words in my mouth
: people have sold you out
Eddie
: I didn't put words in your mouth
: I don't talk about what you say
Sheila
: you're telling people that I'd "probably" go after them though
Eddie
: I only told that to Nathan
: because I did think you'd come after Nathan
: but now I know you work together
Sheila
: he didnt even tell me
: he told someone else who told me
: lulz
: um you're going around putting words in my mouth
: people have sold you out
Eddie
: I didn't put words in your mouth
: I don't talk about what you say
Sheila
: you're telling people that I'd "probably" go after them though
Eddie
: I only told that to Nathan
: because I did think you'd come after Nathan
: but now I know you work together
Sheila
: he didnt even tell me
: he told someone else who told me
: lulz
lulz indeed. I confront Nathan about it and get the stupidest motherfucking conversation I ever had in this entire game.
Eddie
: hey who did you tell
: about me telling you about Sheila coming after you
Nathan
: ohhh nobody
Eddie
: you told somebody
: try to remember who
: they told Sheila
Eddie
: and Sheila told it back to me
: so you don't want to tell me what this is all about?
Nathan
: not in particular no
Eddie
: alright good working with you
: You should know I'm taking this as a "fuck you"
: working with Sheila isn't a crime or anything
: but you could have given me some heads up
Nathan
: well i didnt tell sheila herself
: i didnt know it would get back to her
Eddie
: that's fine
: who did you tell
: I mean Ev, honestly, I see you as a potential asset
: regardless of who you are alligned with
: because honestly if you are with Sheila
: I know it's to protect your own ass
: and if the cards were on the table
: you'd be voting her out
: so that's not an issue for me
: the issue is that you say you want to work together
: but I get to know nothing
: and just get shafted every which way
: when I put in my own trust
: this isn't an end, it can be a new beginning if you want it to be
: it's all on you
Nathan
: well im def not with sheila
: im just biding my time, and im not gonna go balls to the wall and gun for her
: so yeah im protecting my own ass
Eddie
: that's fine
: I just want to know who you told
: not so I can call this person out
: so I can not tell this person anything
: because I try talking to everybody
: and i have suspects but I want to know for sure where my boundries are in terms of what I can say to who
: I mean just giving me the name makes a huge difference for me
: I understand it's not your fault if you shared a story to someone you thought you trusted and it got into the wrong hands
Nathan
: i really just dont feel comfortable telling you, im dealing with them myselves
Eddie
: ok but that shows a huge amount of distrust on your part
: towards me
: I'm not asking you about stuff that's none of my business, I'm asking you about shit that directly relates to my game
: and if you want to work together
: sharing shit like that would be obviously at the top of the mound
: as most important
: otherwise we're really not working together at all
Nathan
: well i get where you are coming from
Eddie
: but you can't help me out
Nathan
: sorry
: hey who did you tell
: about me telling you about Sheila coming after you
Nathan
: ohhh nobody
Eddie
: you told somebody
: try to remember who
: they told Sheila
Eddie
: and Sheila told it back to me
: so you don't want to tell me what this is all about?
Nathan
: not in particular no
Eddie
: alright good working with you
: You should know I'm taking this as a "fuck you"
: working with Sheila isn't a crime or anything
: but you could have given me some heads up
Nathan
: well i didnt tell sheila herself
: i didnt know it would get back to her
Eddie
: that's fine
: who did you tell
: I mean Ev, honestly, I see you as a potential asset
: regardless of who you are alligned with
: because honestly if you are with Sheila
: I know it's to protect your own ass
: and if the cards were on the table
: you'd be voting her out
: so that's not an issue for me
: the issue is that you say you want to work together
: but I get to know nothing
: and just get shafted every which way
: when I put in my own trust
: this isn't an end, it can be a new beginning if you want it to be
: it's all on you
Nathan
: well im def not with sheila
: im just biding my time, and im not gonna go balls to the wall and gun for her
: so yeah im protecting my own ass
Eddie
: that's fine
: I just want to know who you told
: not so I can call this person out
: so I can not tell this person anything
: because I try talking to everybody
: and i have suspects but I want to know for sure where my boundries are in terms of what I can say to who
: I mean just giving me the name makes a huge difference for me
: I understand it's not your fault if you shared a story to someone you thought you trusted and it got into the wrong hands
Nathan
: i really just dont feel comfortable telling you, im dealing with them myselves
Eddie
: ok but that shows a huge amount of distrust on your part
: towards me
: I'm not asking you about stuff that's none of my business, I'm asking you about shit that directly relates to my game
: and if you want to work together
: sharing shit like that would be obviously at the top of the mound
: as most important
: otherwise we're really not working together at all
Nathan
: well i get where you are coming from
Eddie
: but you can't help me out
Nathan
: sorry
I don't talk to Nathan again until last night when he admits to me that person who he told that to was...
Nathan
:lol well they are out now
:so it doesnt even matter
:if you cant figure it out from that
:then ill tell you
:but i dont really expect this to change your decision, if so though cool
Eddie
:Jason?
Nathan
:yea
:lol well they are out now
:so it doesnt even matter
:if you cant figure it out from that
:then ill tell you
:but i dont really expect this to change your decision, if so though cool
Eddie
:Jason?
Nathan
:yea
WOW. Seriously Nathan! You just told that shit to Jason and you had no fucking clue it was going to get back to Sheila?! You fucking douchebag. I'm not going to sit here and take this shit anymore. I'M A GROWN ASS MAN! You disrespect me? No fucking key.
RENNY
We talked last night about why you're going on the block and all the fucking things I said (like you being best buds with Nathan) were true. However none of them were the primary reason. You want to know why I really put you up? In the spirit this game is taking, here's a fucking puzzle:
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U S R A O C U E F Y K F
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U S R A O C U E F Y K F
Apart from that you're still awesome. Have fun drinking it up tonight.
This nomination ceremony is adjourned.