Episode 7

[Eddie McGee]

The 7th Memory Reflections: Brand New Day


Getting rid of Sheila has been my goal for so long that this game now seems new to me again. Here is how everyone stacks up in my book.

Alex
I want to work with him because people want him out. The game is too clicky and I know he's not alone or anything but I don't feel like he'll "have to" put me up anytime soon or "have to" vote me out over a lot of people.

Eddie
Clearly the star of this show. Known for having wit, charm, and a lot of sex appeal. If he weren't me, I'd still want him to win.

Jason
Jason can certainly win a competition when he has to but without Sheila he's not scaring me too bad. I don't know where he stands but he says he's not coming after me. I hope so because despite hating on him all over this DR I'm not coming after him either so it'd be a stupid move on his part.

Josh
I used the veto on Josh I hope it means something to him. Like Alex, I would be shocked if he put me up at this point.

Jun
Jun and I are cool. She says now that Rachel is gone I'm like one of her top dogs but I don't know if I buy it. What I do know is that I'm not on her shit list. I suspect her working with both Nathan and Sarah though so while I'm really hesitant to go against her, it's not completely impossible that I vote her out soon.

Lydia
Lydia is still awesome. She put a lot of work into this HOH competition which us Hell's Angels definitely want a seat in.

Nathan
Nathan is at the top of my shit list. Unfortunately he won the cryogenic freezing thing so he gets to skip this round. Not too disappointed because I think his friends need to be thinned out before he can be legitimately evicted. I'm going to have to forget about him this week, but next week it is war.

Renny
Renny is cool and I think thinks I'm cool. I think that should carry me just a bit more in Renny's book, but we're getting down to the wire and I don't have confidence in her gameplan being to my benefit.

Roddy
Still my top guy in here, I hope he's trying for HOH though because someone should do our dirty work and better him than me.

Sarah
We have some cute conversations once in a while but they are empty of game. Sarah has a known history of making really stupid emotional decisions and throwing the game. My logic of people playing to win may not apply to her and actually from the way she plays what do we really offer each other that's not going to expire at the "backstab some of the people you like" phase that we are fast approaching?

Will
Will can play the game, and he plays almost like I do. I suspect him working with Jun and Nathan but I got NO REAL PROOF. I don't have the need to come after Will anytime soon, he's OK in my book.

[Eddie McGee]

THE NEW SHEILA: NATHAN


So as I've said before, this motherfucker needs to go down. He will go down, there is no question about it because my name is Eddie and this is what I want. In case you haven't figured it out, this is MY HOUSE.

Nathan is going up not because he's a vicious enemy but because he disrespected my holiness. The conversation in which that happened occurred last round and I'm sure you got this on tape. Memories can be hazy but this is how I remember it.

Eddie: Hey Nathan, why is Sheila repeating things to me that I said only to you in private?

Nathan: Man I ain't said shit about you to fucking no one. I ain't been speaking your name!

Eddie: You've definitely said something, you told someone who told Sheila...that's the only possible scenario.

*Nathan nervously twirls his afro pick in his hand*

Eddie: Can we talk about it?

Nathan: I ain't got shit to say to you son.

Eddie: So what about us working together?

Nathan: Man I am totally about that dog, I got you covered. No one would fucking suspect. I sure as fuck would never suspect.

Eddie: Nathan, if we are to keep working out I will need to know the name of the person who betrayed us and told Sheila.

Nathan: Don't worry about. I got this buziness. Don't worry about it.

Eddie: I am worried about it.

Nathan: Dog I got you covered. I've been handling that shit.

Eddie: OK this is huge for me so if you don't--

Nathan: Nigga--

Eddie: I mean if you don't--

Nathan: Nigga I said I got you covered, what else do I got to say for you to suck my cock like everybody else in this game and let me float to the fucking end because my name is Ev motherfucker.

Eddie: Um, Nathan this could be the end of us working together. What do you have to say about that?

Nathan: I say...Yeah Buddy. Rolling like a big shot. Chevy tuned up like a NASCAR pit stop.

Eddie: ...

Nathan: Fresh paint job (check)
Fresh inside (check)
Is the outside frame in the trunk wide (yes)
Are the rims big (what)
Do it ride good (good)
Lean back right hand on the pine wood (ughh)

Eddie: Are you seriously rapping right now, do you have any worry whatsoever that I'm going to come after you? Seriously? The least you can do is lie to me.

Nathan: Cream on the inside clean on the outside
Cream on the inside clean on the outside
Cream on the inside clean on the outside
Cream on the inside clean on the outside
ICE-ICE-ICE-ICE cream paint job

Eddie: Wow

Nathan: Listen Nigga I still got you, we talk after I'm done crynogenicing that shit.




So that's what happened to the best of my memory. As a result Nathan is dead to me. I'm going to burn his fro and send him out of here. Fucking Cocky Dumbass.

[Eddie McGee]

Man, when I saw the results to this HOH competition it was bittersweet. Like I made clear, Nathan is my target but he's un-nominatable this week. I have friendly relations with everyone else and taking the first shot would have been a disaster. However taking that shot is the only way to have immunity this round unless you are that hoe Nathan. So I kind of wanted it. There are a lot of powers going on, double eviction, and no one on the block can be certain to be safe. It's going to be a mess. I hope I can survive.

Renny and Sarah won HOH...two people who are tight with me but at the same time not to the point of a true alliance. There's no question I'm not in either of these fucks' long term plans, the only question is whether they want me in the final 9. I think I'm good though.


Renny
: well you're fine with me this week

Eddie
: I figured

Renny
: :-)





Eddie
: I can't wait until noms
: I have no idea what in the world you and Renny will do

Sarah
: oh Eddie
: I am not putting you up
: how can I?
: you wrote me a poem

Eddie
: it took me a long time to find the right one :-)

Sarah
: well your diligence paid off
: :-)

[Eddie McGee]

Well, like expected, I'm not on the block yet. However with the Power of Veto and the Silver Veto looming in the background I don't feel safe yet.

I talked strategy with Roddy as we always do. I don't tend to talk about these conversations in DR, I guess because I assume he's already doing all the work in his own DR...but here is some Eddie & Roddy game talk.

THE RODDY-EDDIE FILES

Roddy
:well, our advantage is
:that we are steadily gaining the numbers
:and no one has a clue

Eddie
:we need to survive this week though

Roddy
:we will

Eddie
:there's veto

Roddy
:and Will's silver veto

Roddy
:yeah

Eddie
:it could get messy

Roddy
:even if we end up on the block though
:we prolly stay

Eddie
: probably
:but it could get obnoxious for our plans
:like me getting up next to Jason
:by Will using the silver veto on Jun

Roddy
:yeah its definitely a possibility, that silver veto will be a pain in the ass
:but, I kinda feel like Will is gonna be looking for refuge from the Nathantards

Eddie
:you or Lydia need to win the regular veto though so there's less chaos
:yeah I agree about Will

Roddy
: oh shit, you can't compete

Eddie
:yeah I can't

Roddy
:forgot about that
:well
:wait
:I just thought of something

Eddie
:what

Roddy
:if Will thinks Jun is gonna stay
:I doubt he would really want to use the veto

Eddie
:I guess

Roddy
:I dunno, I know that Jun and him may be tight

Eddie
:unless he wants points with Jun that is
:yeah

Roddy
:If he is considering it
:I might make a plea with him
:and say something like 'I am pretty sure I would be the replacement'
: PLZ dont use it

Eddie
:I mean honestly it might not be me up
:it might be you
: or Lydia
:yeah
:make it personal
:he hasn't told me about the silver veto so I can't do it

Roddy
:he told me today

Eddie
:?
:are you sure?
:you told me yesterday

Roddy
:when I was like 'who knows what will happen with that silver veto?'
:Jason told me yesterday

Eddie
: ohhhhh
:so Will told Jason?

Roddy
:I dont think so
:I think it was a grapevine

Eddie
:maybe it's not a secret
:I'll ask Will flat out what he won
:and see what he says
:I've been pretty public about my prizes
:"prizes"
:but if it is public, Jun will know about it
:and she will annoy the hell out of him

Roddy
:I am pretty sure that Jun knows
:honestly though
:the one thing I think we have going for us
:is that Jun is kinda smart, but not THAT smart, and I think I can convince Will better
:but they also have known eachother longer, so we'll see

Eddie
:if you talk to Will
:and Will tells me about this too
:and I talk to Will
:he may be more stressed about all the people he will piss off by using it because they might go on the block as replacement noms
:than pissing off Jun
:but maybe not
:BE CAREFUL OF JASON WINNING VETO
:this could kill us
:if Jason comes off and Will takes off Jun, we're done

Roddy
:shit
:that would BLOW
:honestly though, if Jason DOES win
:and takes himself off
: our only option
:would be to push Will
:but
:ugh
:I dont want to think about the possibility of Jason winning veto :/

Eddie
:yeah this could be crucial
:try really hard to win this

Roddy
:I will
:it sucks that it is live though
:I am SO crappy at live challenges
:but maybe it is my turn to win
:hopefully

Eddie
:hopefully
:we need to tell Lydia how important this is too

Roddy
:yeah for sure

[Eddie McGee]

No season of Warzone with Eddie is complete without a showmance. Here's an update on my love affair with Sarah. You may think it's weird because of how much I hint in private and to my allies about going after Sarah. But really, when has a Showmance ever stopped me from a brutal backstab?

THE SHOWMANCE


Eddie
: what's up!

Sarah
: Hola Edward

Eddie
: what is new

Sarah
: my coffee

Eddie
: sweet

Sarah
: no
: cream, no sugah
: I'm already sweet enough :-P

Eddie
: you sure are
: I'm just updating my DR right now about our showmance

Sarah
: oh really?

Eddie
: yes

Sarah
: well when are you taking me on a date in the backyard?

Eddie
: when I can get the keys to the HOH room

Sarah
: aha
: well I have the keys ;-)

Eddie
: ohh true
: I mean I don't want to impose
: but...

Sarah
: if we can distract Renny...

Eddie
: Renny is always drunk
: she won't remember anything

Sarah
: lol true
: she'd be passed out on the settee
: we can have the bed
: oh but that's so unclassy - we can get two big strong guys to carry her out by the pool
: she'll never wake up

Eddie
: ;-)

[Eddie McGee]

Strategy Advice with Eddie: ALL-STARS EDITION

Chapter 5

So today on strategy advice with Eddie, same shit as always.


*takes on a high pitched voice*


"Eddie I want your ball sack now"


A woman who knows how to cut to the chase, I like that. What's on your mind?


"A lot has gone on since Sarah won the Power of Veto this week, what do you think about what your new allies are doing?"


Well for those are you that are not caught up, Sarah won the power of veto this week and Will has been holding the silver veto since last week.

Jason, who is on the block with Jun, knew that his time is running out. He started out an alliance with Josh and then invited in every member of Hell's Angels. As a result last night I would have called Jason and Josh honorary members of Hell's Angels even though they came to us and not the other way around, because that's how Hell's Angels roll. We're stealthy like that.

I didn't expect the same epic skills of our honorary members as our official members, but I didn't expect complete failure and stupidity in under 24 hours.

Our five would be the majority next week if only two things happen.

1) Sarah doesn't use the Power of Veto on Jun
2) Will doesn't use the Silver Veto on Jun

I mean this might take four fucking brain cells but I'm pretty sure the strategy here should have been MAKE Sarah, Will, and Jun AS COMFORTABLE AND AS COCKY AS FUCKING POSSIBLE.

So what do these dumb fucks do?

1) Jason tells Will that Will is going to be the "swing vote" in the Jun vs. Jason situation.

2) Josh tells Jun that she's fucked.


HOW STUPID CAN THESE IDIOTS BE!


My strategy advice for the week is don't be a fucking dumbass. If you insist on being a fucking idiot please exit the game quietly before you fuck up someone's game which is actually thought out and good. Some people are not meant to play this game, it's not an insult, just the way it is.

12 hours ago I was ready to go final five with Josh and Jason, today I'm running scenarios about how I can flush them out. The sad thing is any scenario with them is fucking wonderful for my game but they managed to fuck shit up so thoroughly that I've lost all confidence in that being a possibility. If their stupidity gets Jun off the block I'm voting out Jason. Won't be a huge fucking loss, Jun already proposed a final 2 today and to team up with Lydia and Roddy. Hell's Angels is a hot wagon, if you don't have the skills get the fuck off.







JOSH AND JASON, WHY THE FUCK?





I HOPE YOU DIDN'T JUST COMMIT SUICIDE IN THIS GAME BECAUSE I'M NOT POSTING YOUR BAIL!






This has been strategy advice with Eddie.

[Eddie McGee]

I sent this message to both Roddy and Lydia:

I'll be on tonight, please don't vote until we all have a chance to talk. There are two things that can happen.

1) The Noms stay the same- we obviously need to vote out Alex and Jun and stick with our final 5.

2) Someone uses the veto on Jun...from what I understand Lydia would go up as "the perfect pawn" but otherwise it has to be Roddy or me. In any case...

If that happens we'll obviously have to vote out Jason, but the more controversial thing that I want to talk about is changing up completely and keeping Alex instead of Josh. This might sound crazy but I strongly feel that's our best move. Getting Alex and Jason out is WHAT THEY WANT. If they get that, they are moving onto the next priorities...which I'm 95% sure will be the known pair, Roddy and Lydia. They won't keep going to finish the job on Josh no matter how big of a dick he makes himself.

I talked to Jun today and Josh flat out told her she was leaving (right when we should be doing everything to make Jun, Sarah, and Will feel as comfortable with the way the noms currently are as possible). Without Jason, it's too much of a liability to have such a dumb game player as Josh knowing about us and working with us. I'm getting paranoid as hell that he'll soon tell the story of our final 5 out of malice or out of cockiness. The only reason to keep Josh is to have Jason who could be a comp asset, otherwise let's set Alex wild. They'll keep coming after Alex, Alex will know better than to come after the votes that kept him and will come after them. We buy ourselves more time. If Josh stays he will sit around doing nothing or even worse, win something and make a speech about how "ME, RODDY, LYDIA, AND EDDIE ARE GOING TO DESTROY YOU ALL!" That's not an exaggeration, it's a very Josh thing to do.

We can't have that. If we can't have Jason, I think we should throw away Josh before our game gets ruined.

Oh and if we decide to keep Alex he will stay with only two of us voting... due to Jun's handcuffs with Alex and Renny's vote. It only takes four.

Then once Jason and Josh are gone in that scenario we can tell whoever we want that those two tried to rope an alliance together that we clearly didn't give a shit about (if we're worried that Josh and Jason will share that story on the way out).

But if the veto isn't used, forget that, let's keep our new buddies

I thought I'd have to fight but Lydia and Roddy both got back to me that they full agree with this plan. So now that Will used the Silver veto we are going to teach our honorary Hell's Angels members the facts of life. It really is justice. They both got themselves into this position with directly or indirectly scaring Will into using it. They may piss and moan when we blindside them but at the end of the day they can't dent Hell's Angels. They come to us with this alliance, if need be I'll blow it open and show everyone it was a Jason/Josh idea that I was never serious about. That's not to say that I wanted Will to use the veto on Jun, but what I will say...


I don't give a fuck, I do what I fucking want, and I can't be taken down or weakened. I've planted myself so I'm not going anywhere in the next few round. These fucks don't know who they are messing with.

[Eddie McGee]

Goodbye Message -- Jason

A day early but this post was too good to not just make it Jason's inevitable goodbye message...

I'm 100% cool with Jason again...well as a person. He did tell Roddy what I told him today (that I'd go after him by final 5), but no worries, Roddy knew I said that already so as of today Jason is harmless. Without having to look over my shoulder with this guy I got to say that he's a pretty cool dude. I mean we're kind of the same kind of player: the UTR puppet master control freak type. We stepped into each other's control zone and it just led to conflict. I'd talk shit about him, he'd try to boss around my vote...it was a mess. Now his last move is to search for Pandora's box (read: screwed). Apart from that he wants to be voted out 6-0 so his picture will be next to Sheila.

It sucks, I wanted his ass out all game and now that I can actually use him in my game he finally goes. What sucks even more is that he expects my vote against him...I can't even blindside him for old time's sake.



Jason
: btw
: why did you lie to everyone about evicting Jessica?

Eddie
: I don't lie Jason
: what are you talking about

Jason
: lmfao
: omg
: omg
: I evicted Jessica
: duh

Eddie
: um no you didn't
: I did

Jason
: lmfao
: Eddie <33333

Jason
: you are honestly perfect
: i cant believe i was angry with you
: even though me leaving is partly due to the fact that you used the veto
: and you were probably against me this whole gam
: idgaf
: bring it home kid

Eddie
: thank you sir

Jason
: Tell me the truth now
: pleasee
: im leaving idgaf

Eddie
: about what

Jason
: your gameplay
: were you playin' me?

Eddie
: not this week
: I mean honestly I was always going 100% after Sheila
: but wanted to work with you after that was done

Jason
: hahaha
: understandable
: even though it *killed* me

Eddie
: well yeah

Jason
: haha youre fine
: I should gone for the marked for elimination
: would won
: but i didnt know what the challenge was
: oh well

Eddie
: sorry about that
: and for screwing up our season 1 alliance by voting out Jessica, now we are stuck with Nathan I'm really sorry that I let that asswipe stay in this game

Jason
: hindsight
: lmfaooo
: omg <33

[Eddie McGee]

Goodbye Message -- Joshuah


Hey it was fun to be in a final 5 alliance with you, Jason, Roddy, myself, and Lydia while it lasted. I have gotten a greater appreciation for Josh in this game than Warzone 1 for sure. You're definitely not the definition of the worst Warzone player for me anymore, but you just weren't the fire power I felt I needed in the final 9. I saved you with a veto one week and was probably the most responsible person for you leaving this week. Nothing personal man, just game.