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Post by Chelsbot on Dec 9, 2009 23:10:30 GMT -5
Week 1
Houseguests: Amanda Hansen, Chelsia Hart, David Lane, Drew Daniel, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jen Johnson, Jessica Hughbanks, Joshuah Welch, Mike "Boogie" Malin, Nicole Nilson Schaffrich, Rachel Plencner, Scott Long, Will Kirby
16 houseguests entered the BIG BROTHER: WARZONE house, hoping to call it home for the rest of the summer. Eddie and Jessica had a secret romance…
Jessica: Anyone interested in being my bedmate?  I promise I don't hog all the blankets.. may just cuddle a little 
Eddie: I totally would if I didn't have a girlfriend back home. *Looks at camera* Love you honey!!!
And Rachel was up to some early alliance-making. She made a deal with Dave to go to the end…
Dave: So, I am offering you right now... final 2 promise.
Rachel: I will protect you and vote with you to the end.
Dave: Janelle wants to do a 3 person alliance with us
Rachel: I’d be okay with that. I like Janie.
But Rachel's true loyalty was with Chelsia and Janelle…
Jessica agreed to a final 4 alliance with Janelle, Chelsia, and Rachel, but she was willing to explore all her options...
Meanwhile, Chelsia was up to no good…
When Jen caught wind of Chelsia's scheming, she confronted her in front of the entire house…
Jen: Don't listen to anything she has told you about me. I told her absolutely nothing at all. I do not want to nominate either of you, Josh or Eddie.
Chelsia: I really can't believe you Jen. Like I said before you are something else, that’s for sure. You got caught and you know it. Next time you want people out, watch out who you go trying to get!
Jen: I didn't fucking want them out, you stupid bitch! The only person worth getting out in this damn game is you!
Chelsia: Coming after me huh? Well bring it on alright? I am sick of your childish game already.
At the HOH competition, a twist was revealed to the houseguests.
Chelsbot: The person who wins will be granted access to the secret basement of the BIG BROTHER: WARZONE house. The basement contains 3 safes, each containing an item that could help you win the game. When you win your first competition, you will be given access to the basement.
The competition tested the houseguests’ relationships…
And Amanda got on everyone’s nerves…
[/IMG][/center] Mike (Diary Room):Amanda will be a huge issue in this game for me. Amanda is unbelievably controlling and persistent. I don't know if this will make her an easy target, or an extremely difficult one. [/quote] The competition came down to Dave, Josh, and Amanda. Josh became the first link in the chain, giving him the power to eliminate one of the others. The eliminated houseguest would choose the eventual winner. When Dave wouldn’t promise to give Josh the win, Josh was enraged. Joshuah: If I take you out will you pick me to win? I will not nominate you whatsoever. Not before or after Veto, and not anytime I am HoH before jury Dave: Man... I owe Amanda bad, though. She carried me through this. Dude, I won’t nominate you. Joshuah: I don’t give a fuck. Dave: I can’t help that she kept picking me… Joshuah: Dude, just shut the fuck up! Dave: It would look pretty shitty if I just gave up on her after all the times she picked me… Joshuah: Just stop talking. Go ahead nominate me. Whatever. I don’t care. How do you think it feels....to have someone who I talked to extensively before the challenge never once pick me? Dave: It's kinda hard when I am taking orders from Amanda who kept picking me only on the premise that I would pick who she told me to… Because Dave could not promise to pick Josh as the winner, Josh eliminated Amanda. When Amanda chose Dave to win HOH, Josh went off on her… Joshuah: Good thing you decided to screw yourself! You have no idea who I know in this game! Amanda: You are after me? Joshuah: Yep. Amanda: Okay thennn. Why though? Joshuah: You didn't pick me to win the HoH. Me eliminating you was a test of how much I could trust you. Amanda: You eliminated me. How do you think MY trust felt? Joshuah: Obviously Dave is more important to you. I said I didn’t pick you so our alliance would still win HoH, and mine and your alliance wouldn’t look so obvious. [/IMG][/center] Joshuah (Diary Room): I really hate Dave and Amanda. They are whores who need to die. They both better work some magic in this game, because I will be coming after them with a vengeance, and make their lives hell![/quote] At the nomination ceremony, Dave nominated a pawn… Dave: I nominate Scott. It's nothing personal, man. I've talked to most everyone and it's hard to pick so early in the game. …And a shit-stirrer. Dave: Josh, when someone says that you will be safe, take their word for it instead of chewing them out. I am nominating you because I was nothing but honest with you and you chose to attack me just because you didn't win. If you want to come at me for no good reason, then so be it. [/IMG][/center] Nicole (Diary Room): I want to freak. Both Scott and Josh were nominated. Besides Rachel they are the only people I have really bonded with in the house. I am so mad. Dave tried to play the whole woah is me thing with me last night about making a tough decision and wanting input. He knew the whole time what he was going to do and that it would be a slap in the face to me. I thought Dave was a nice guy. But he isn't. There is no way I'll trust that guy. He and Amanda are made from the same cloth and need to be gone sooner rather than later. [/quote] In the Veto Competition, the houseguests had to answer trivia to open locked doors and retrieve puzzle pieces. The Buxom Blonde smoked the competition… [/IMG][/center] Mike (Diary Room): Janelle is a fierce competitor, and I will have to start talking to her I am sure if I want to be safe. I also won't be nominating her TOO soon. She clearly wanted Veto JUST for safety, making sure she didn't end up up on the block, and I gotta say if she KNOWS she needs veto, she will be an issue.[/quote] …And Janelle chose to leave Dave’s nominations as is. Janelle: Well guys, this is the veto meeting. *giggles* As the winner of the golden power of veto, I have the option to remove one of the nominees from the chopping block. *holds up veto* I have thought a lot about it... and at this point I feel it is in my best interest to... NOT use the golden power of veto *puts veto back in box* This meeting is adjourned! [/IMG][/center] Nicole (Diary Room): UGGH with the Veto ceremony over I'm in a lose-lose situation. Neither outcome is good for me personally. Scott and Josh both would have protected me. But now I have to make a decision on who is the one to go. Frig this is emotionally so stressful. Here is my dilemma I like Scott better than Josh and I trust him more as well but..... Josh is the stronger contestant and I do see him as the better protector of me. Scott isn't weak weak but I don't know if he's strong enough to take out Amanda/Janelle/Dave. OH MAN!!! I just don't know what to do. I just don't know what to do!!!!!!!! [/quote] Jessica and Rachel helped lead the charge to get rid of Joshuah… When it came time to vote, Chelsia cast a mystery ballot to stir things up… …But the rest of the votes went to Josh, and he was the first houseguest sent packing. Chelsbot: By a vote of 12-1, Joshuah, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. [/b]
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Post by Chelsbot on Dec 9, 2009 23:12:37 GMT -5
Week 2
Remaining Houseguests: Amanda Hansen, Chelsia Hart, David Lane, Drew Daniel, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jen Johnson, Jessica Hughbanks, Mike "Boogie" Malin, Nicole Nilson Schaffrich, Rachel Plencner, Scott Long, Will Kirby
The houseguests were hardly upset by Josh’s eviction…
And Dave incorrectly blamed Chelsia’s vote to evict Scott on Nicole.
Dave and Will formed a strong bond…
At the next competition, Chelsbot revealed a twist about HOH…
Chelsbot: Dave, as outgoing Head of Household, you ARE eligible to compete, because one of the twists in BIG BROTHER: WARZONE is that you can win consecutive HoHs. Today's competition is called "Hold Down the Fort." Each of you will have a password protected "fort" which will contain your personal "battle flag." The job of everyone else is to break into the other houseguests' forts and capture each other’s flags. The person who captures the most flags will be the *new* Head of Household.
Some houseguests had no desire to win HOH…
After a close race between Janelle, Nicole, and Drew, the Buxom Blonde emerged victorious yet again…
Chelsbot: The winner is JANELLE with a total of 5 battle flags. Congratulations, Janelle, you are the *new* Head of Household!
Janelle: *screeches* YES! YES! YES! *pumps fist* (to Dave:) Gimme the key, bitch!
Dave: Congrats Janie... but you don't have to rip the key off my neck!!! *coughs* 
The houseguest’s had mixed reactions to Janelle’s win…
[/IMG][/center] Nicole (Diary Room): She scares me with how strong she is. This challenge was just WOW!! She was crazy in it. And I don't want to be seen as a rival to her as she is just way stronger than me. I don't want to be a threat to her but I'm so worried about how she sees me. [/quote] Meanwhile, Rachel and James were developing a flirtmance… James: We can be the Gemini twins! Rachel: You are cute <3 James (laughing): Don’t make me blush! Rachel’s ally Janelle was less than thrilled. At the nomination ceremony, Janelle nominated James and Boogie. Janelle: I have nominated James and Boogie for this week's eviction. You are two of the people I feel I have communicated with the least. I know communication is a two way street, but as HOH I've gotta nominate somebody. Nothing personal. Having won every competition, Janelle and Dave were the only 2 with access to the secret basement. Janelle shared her clues with Dave, and he unlocked the third safe and found a hidden power… Dave: This safe contains the power to stage a military coup against the Head of Household. It allows you to remove one or both of the Head of Household's nominees from the chopping block and replace them with houseguests of your choice. But instead of taking the power for himself, he let Janelle claim it. At the Veto competition, the houseguests had to identify who was who out of a series of distorted images of the houseguests. James fought hard for survival, and he pulled through. Fearing nomination, Eddie professed his love to Janelle… Eddie: You're probably thinking of putting me up, but that would suck though, because I promise not to be a boring bitch. You're just so good looking I don't have the balls to talk to you... I wrote you a poem about it: *Ahem Ahem* I see her twice a week, when our paths cross Well, they don’t technically cross, per say I’m on the pool in the backyard she’s on the couch She’ll always be looking in the windows At the different keys, comps, players, pictures or whatever else Chelsbot has on display that day Yet she somehow always notices me And we’ll share no more than a couple seconds as we smile at each other Our own little ritual, that is performed every so often with diligence, except when work is a fucking bitch, on those days I don’t see her I don’t know her name, and I don’t think I ever will Yet, I’m pleasantly content to view this beautiful creature from afar, where her beauty remains undisturbed by reality, and can sit comfortably in how I believe her to be Could I one day cross the street, learn her name? Perhaps. With a little whiskey. I’ve never been particularly bold or ambitious. But something much simpler holds me to living room couch. From that vantage point she is perfect to me. She has no scars, no vices, no sinful nature. And it is pleasant having something perfect in my life, every Tuesday and Friday, for several seconds. And after James removed himself from the block… James: Because I am on the block, it is in my best interest to... Use the Golden Power of Veto on myself, removing me from the nomination block! Janelle chose to nominate Doctor Will. With the eviction looming, Mike was feeling vulnerable… [/IMG][/center] Mike (Diary Room): I know I have Nicole and Jessica, but not much more. Apparently Jess has Rachel and James, but they are both not sure it would be smart to vote for me, and that really isn't helpful. I dunno, I'm hoping maybe things go okay, but I really don't know.[/quote] And in the end, only Jessica, Jason, Nicole, and Amanda voted to keep him. He was evicted over Will by a vote of 8 to 4. [/b]
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Post by Chelsbot on Dec 9, 2009 23:13:07 GMT -5
Week 3
Remaining Houseguests: Amanda Hansen, Chelsia Hart, David Lane, Drew Daniel, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jen Johnson, Jessica Hughbanks, Nicole Nilson Schaffrich, Rachel Plencner, Scott Long, Will Kirby
After Boogie’s eviction, Jessica and Nicole were feeling down in the dumps…
[/IMG][/center] Nicole (Diary Room): I'm a little upset. Boogie was a great person to talk to and a good ally. I keep on losing my allies in this game. Maybe I'm toxic to align with. [/quote] …and Chelsia was feeling elated. The way she saw it, it was 2 down and 13 to go. Jason, on the other hand, didn’t care either way… …And Will was feeling relieved and ready to fight for HOH. The next day, Nicole approached Rachel about forming an all-Canadian alliance. Nicole: I've been wondering if we should float the idea of a Canadian alliance. Rachel: Who's all from Canada? Nicole: I know Will is and you are. I think Jessica is as well. She's from B.C. That's four people, and if we could keep it secret, it could benefit if one of us gets nominated. Rachel: Sounds like a good idea, but the other Canadians need to want it to happen. And Nicole let Rachel know who her targets were… Nicole: I know Janelle is super strong and she is probably with Dave and Amanda. Rachel: She could be, yea. Nicole: I know I want Amanda gone ASAP. I haven't spoken to her since that first challenge Rachel: She came out all insane and then went MIA. What a weirdo. Nicole: I don't know who I want gone more though. Her or Janelle. Janelle just appears to be so strong. Rachel: She is very strong. She’s won 2 times out of 4. Nicole: I wonder if she knows she's leaving a huge target on her… I think the moment she's nominated and doesn't win veto she is toast. Rachel immediately told Janelle what Nicole was up to… Rachel: FYI, Nicole is after you. Janelle: Fuck Nicole. She’s going. The HOH competition tested the houseguests' eye for detail… Chelsbot: Below are 5 sets of images. The image on the left is the original picture. The image on the right has been modified. Your job is to find and list differences between the original picture and the picture on the right. Dave was ready to fight for the win… And he pulled through, winning HOH for the second time in 3 weeks. The majority of the houseguests were thrilled with his win… …But not everyone was happy. Dave was given another clue to the second safe, and he quickly unlocked the power. Dave: This safe contains the power to declare war on the current Head of Household. If you decide to use your power, you will face the HoH in a 1 on 1 competition. If you lose the competition, the HoH's nominations will stand. If you win, you will be able to remove one nominee of your choice and replace him or her with a houseguest of your choice. …And he told several of the players about his discovery. Dave: Any news? Rachel: The only new thing is that Nicole wanted to make a "Canada" alliance. Dave: You, Will and her? Rachel: And Jess. I said it’s a cool idea…didn’t really agree. Dave: I unlocked Safe #2. It allows me to challenge the current HoH before veto. If I win a game of battleship, I can veto a nominee and me and that nominee are both safe the rest of the round. Only problem is that I have to win... I wish it were for sure. At the nomination ceremony, Nicole and Jen found themselves in the hotseat… Dave: Jen, I am nominating you simply because I have talked to you least. It's nothing personal. Nicole, I am nominating you because I think you are a very strong and good player. I respect your game, but have no clue where your allegiances lie. [/IMG][/center] Nicole (Diary Room): Shit, I'm nominated. That little shit. I've tried to suck up to him as much as possible but it's not working. I can't stand him. He is worse than Amanda. Dave is a lying ass to his very core. I'm pretty sure I'm screwed at this point. I’ve tried to be the nice girl, but if I do survive, the niceness is over. I'm going to teach a few of these bitches a lesson.[/quote] Before the Veto Competition, Janelle got drunk and went off on Amanda. Janelle: You used everyone in the first HOH competition, and now you barely talk to anyone. Amanda: Chill out. Janelle: Why don't you DO SOMETHING instead of sitting on your fucking ass all day not talking to anybody? Remember when Josh told you I said that you were fucking annoying? Well, you ARE FUCKING ANNOYING. Amanda: Cool. Janelle: Pussy. Scared to put up a fight? Or maybe your FIFTEEN YEAR OLD FATASS DOESN'T HAVE ANYTHING ON ME. Yeah you look like a fucking dyke. You're fat as hell! Amanda: Yeah, totally… Well anyways.. good luck in the Veto. Janelle: SUCK IT, YOU RETARDED FATASS! FUCK YOU! YOU ARE FUCKING ANNOYING AND EVERYONE IN THE GODDAMN HOUSE THINKS SO. Amanda: Wow, Janelle. Angry, much? What the fuck is your problem? Janelle: You annoyed and pissed off everyone in the first HOH and haven't bothered to talk to anyone since. It’s bullshit and I'm SICK OF IT! Amanda: Well, I didn't use people okay. Janelle: BullSHIT. You just asked people to eliminate the ones you wanted and then you turned on them. You did it to me, Rachel, and others. Fuck you. Why don’t you go eat a fucking tub of sour cream? Amanda: Why do you have to be an ass? Janelle: Because you are FUCKING ANNOYING! Amanda: Well, I don't care what you think. I actually liked you but my opinion has changed. Janelle: And I CERTAINLY don't care what YOU think about ME. I don't fucking care. I never liked you. Amanda: Okay, well anyways good luck in the Veto. Janelle: SHITTY LUCK IN THE VETO. FUCKER! …And Chelsia was also in the mood to cause drama. Chelsia: Hey Jen, I am hearing you want me out pretty badly from more than one person. What’s up? Jen: You seem surprised? You told people lies about me! Chelsia: Well, I thought I would let you know that the house is sick of our drama. I for one am willing to let it all pass. But if you want to keep going around spreading my name with people that’s fine. I only see it backfiring on both of us, as no one wants a couple of drama queens around. But yeah if you’re after me, then I guess that only leaves one thing left to do. Jen: After we talked, I haven't said your name once. So make sure you know all of the facts before you confront me. Chelsia: Uh... Are you even doing the Veto? I would love to beat you! Jen: You aren't, but have fun trying. Chelsia: You couldn't do a challenge if it fell outta the damn sky in your lap finished for ya! Jen: You couldn't think of a good comeback if you had to save your life. Well, it is the best I can expect from a borderline dumbass. But can you honestly blame me for saying your name? You have been spreading lies about me since DAY 1. I know you want to get the satisfaction of winning the Veto, but you aren't going to, so don't waste your time! Chelsia: YOU’RE THE ONE SPREADING SHIT! Jen: You have mental issues. SERIOUSLY. The fact that you can lie straight to my face is pathetic. Chelsia: Go win you a Veto, you worthless tramp! You need it! Go play with matches at a gas station would ya! Jen: Glad you got that horrible joke out of your system. I do hope you get the help you need one day. Chelsia: Stop spreading my name around, and it would be fine, really Jen. Jen: The only reason I said your name was because you were spreading lies about me! Chelsia: I DID FUCKING NOT! I only told Josh what you stated. Jen: Then why did you tell Josh and Eddie I wanted to nominate them? Chelsia: BECAUSE YOU SAID YOU WANTED TO, YOU FUCKING WHACK JOB! Jen: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, YOU FUCKING CUNT BITCH! Chelsia: YOU DID, AND YOU KNOW YOU DID! The Veto competition was called "Don't Put Words in My Mouth!" The houseguests had to unscramble quotes made by Big Brother houseguests and then write the quote in the correct talking bubble. Chelsia came out on top… …and she chose not to use the Veto. Chelsia: I have the option of saving one of you, or leaving your asses up there for dead. Jen, you play a game I want nothing to do with. I bet you'd like to have this veto huh? *Waves in face* Well you ain't getting it! Nicole, I don't know you, and I don't owe you. So you won't be getting it either. I have decided to..... NOT use the veto this week. *Tosses veto in box* Best of luck to the honest one! This meeting is adjourned. Jen: Chelsia, you are the one to talk about honesty? Please. Chelsia: Jen, That wasn't directed at you! More of wishing luck to the more honest one. Funny how you feel like you're the least honest one though. Nicole: Wow. I'm actually a little taken aback. Not concerned about the fact I wasn't taken off. I'm wondering what you mean that I haven't been honest. I do agree we haven't spoken much, but at the same time I don't get what you mean by I haven't been honest with you. As far as I know I haven't had a chance to lie to you at all since we haven't even really talked. Chelsia: I was only wishing luck to the more honest player is all. Wasn't directing it at Nicole or Jen. As a prize for winning the competition, Chelsia received access to the secret basement and the first letter to the safe of her choice. Dave tried to talk her out of a clue. Dave: What letter does it start with? Chelsia (lying): It starts with Z. Dave: Soo... only 46656 combination possibilities then. Get another piece and you are down to 1296 possibilities Chelsia: I am willing to share this with you, Dave. You helped me get my clue so its like both of ours : ) …And Chelsia and Jen formed a surprising alliance. Chelsia (to Jen): Too bad you can't have that veto, huh? I told you, bitch! Don't mess with me! Jen: I was too busy to the competition, but it's fine. Chelsia: I wouldn't worry much about the vote honestly. I don't think I will even vote for you. You would however vote me if I was up there. Jen: Not necessarily. I was actually going to keep you safe had I won Head of Household. I hate that this whole thing started for no reason as well. Chelsia: Uh no reason? You came to me wanting people out, and then called me a whore liar in front of everyone! Jen: I seriously don't know where you heard that from, because I never said that. Chelsia: Well maybe we could make a deal of some sort to put this all behind us, and show each other we’re willing to forgive. If I don't vote you, you don't vote me? When the times ever comes. Jen: I was actually going to offer a deal no one would expect, but I didn't know if you would be up for it. So yeah, I'll take that offer. Chelsia: That would actually pull people for a surprise and a half. They all think we are out for each other big time, and honestly I haven’t felt that way at all about it. Jen: Awesome. So it's a deal. Chelsia: I would make that deal if you promise me that you would come to me any time you heard my name come up and I would do the same for you as well. I have made no final 2 deals, so if you wanted to, we could take this thing all the way to it. I would put my trust in you. Jen: Same here. With the eviction approaching, Dave was hoping that he had the votes to get rid of Nicole. …But Jessica had another idea in mind. …And Jason was on the same page. When the votes came in, everyone but Jessica, Jason, Scott, and Rachel voted to evict Nicole. Chelsbot: Nicole, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house. Nicole: All I can say is watch out for the two snakes in the house. One who is the obvious one and the other that pretends to be your friend but really isn't. Dave: I dunno if I am one of the snakes, but I can say that I didn't have any hidden agendas. I'm pretty sure it was obvious who I was trying to get evicted. Nothing personal Nicole. You played a tough game. I am not going to pretend that I didn't see you as a threat. Scott: Dave, instead of making up crap saying that Nicole was a threat, just come out an say the truth! You wanted her gone because she wasn't aligned to you, since from what I heard half of the house is aligned to you, so at least be honest to her that you wanted her gone because she wasn't on your side. Dave: If having friends means being aligned, then I am guilty. And as for making up crap, if telling people the truth is crap then I guess I am guilty of that too. Who came to you before the nominations of the first round and gave you a heads up that I was putting you on the block? Me. Who told Mike flat out that they were voting for him? Me. Who didn't try to hide the fact that they wanted Nicole out more than Jen? Me. Plus, I am not "aligned" with Jen either, so why wouldn't I have went after her? Well, because Nicole was the bigger threat in my opinion. I had nothing personal against Nicole, and I told her that many of times. Scott: Sure, whatever. That's not what you told me, but whatever. If you want to be a liar, that's your choice. Jason: Can't we all just get along?  !?!?!?!?! 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Post by Chelsbot on Dec 9, 2009 23:13:26 GMT -5
Week 4
Remaining Houseguests: Amanda Hansen, Chelsia Hart, David Lane, Drew Daniel, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jen Johnson, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner, Scott Long, Will Kirby
After losing his ally Nicole, Scott had gone off on Dave, claiming that he had lied about his reasoning behind nominating Nicole. He hated Dave. Dave would be his target for the remainder of the game.
Rachel was disappointed by Nicole’s eviction. The horse breeder had been hoping to see a certain Jensa member sent packing. She did not feel that Jen had earned a place in the house.
Dave (to Rachel): Smart move on voting Jen.... you would have blown your cover. I was just so doubtful that Nicole would go... well played! 
Rachel: I knew she would go regardless, and I wanted to make sure she believed me and Jess did, too.
It was time for the HOH competition. In this competition, the houseguests would face off two at a time. Chelsbot would name an object, person, place, etc. that relates to Big Brother. The first person to post an image of the item would stay in the game AND choose the next two houseguests that would face off. The loser of each round would be eliminated. The last person standing would win. Before the competition, Amanda and Janelle shared a few words.
Amanda: Oh, It's JANELLE! . The one that hates me .
Janelle: Why yes, it is! *giggles*
Chelsia: You guys hate each other?
Amanda: She hates me.
Janelle: Chelsia, it's none of your fucking business.
The competition came down to James and Amanda, and it was James who emerged as the winner.
After the competition, Janelle walked inside, and Amanda immediately began to stir the pot.
Amanda: Yay! The skank is gone! That is why I wanted HOH. To see her leave.
Chelsia: Ya’ll are out for each other, huh?
Amanda: The bitch started the shit. I wanna finish it. Bury her in the pre-jury house. (evil grin) So James… just wondering…
James: ...Yea???
Amanda: Would you be willing to put up Janelle? Like, I am not trying to make you do my dirty work. I just think she needs to go.
James: Janelle did nominate me for eviction!
Amanda: Yeah, she did!
James: …So that is something to think about.
Amanda: She will go after you sooner or later, so why not get her out now?
James: Ohh yea, it totally makes sense!
Amanda: I just don't want this information I am giving out to bite me in the ass.
Chelsia (to James): Don’t let Amanda talk you into anything… You won. You deserve to put who you want up.
James: You’re safe 100%... but I have 4 people in mind...
Chelsia: Well, I won’t push towards any of the 4, as it’s truly your choice. I don’t want a huge deal made out of it either, as I want us in the clear for the weeks to come. I have no idea really the best move is for us at this point.. seems like more drama is in the air though so I think your HoH win could be kept on the low down sorta with all that going on.
James: Unless my nominations push the drama higher...
James: Be honest, Chelsia! What do you think of me putting Amanda and Janelle on the block this round? That seems to be my overall choice!
Chelsia: To be honest, I hear people don’t like either of them much, and I like having people like that in the house… I mean it keeps eyes off of us that way. That’s how I feel about it. But you won and you deserve to put up who you want, and I hold nothing against you however it plays out.
Later that day, Rachel spoke with James about the upcoming nominations. James was now thinking of placing Eddie on the block as a pawn to get rid of Janelle.
James: How does Janelle sound to go up on the block? It’s expected cause she nominated me.
Rachel: I think it’s fine…
James: And from these 2 who would you pick: Eddie or Amanda?
Rachel: Amanda. That’s ‘cause I dislike her.
James: But I want Janelle gone, and Amanda would go if she was nominated!
Rachel: Then choose Eddie.
James: That’s why I’m leaning towards Eddie...a non-threat who would stay...
Rachel: Anything you want to do is fine with me.
Meanwhile, Jessica worked it to make sure Eddie would stay off the nomination block.
James: How would you feel if Janelle was on the block?
Eddie: I'd be happy. I've never felt more nervous than when she was HOH, and she’s really good at competitions.
James: So if she was up, you would vote her out?
Eddie: Definitely. You couldn't possibly pick another person that I'd vote out over her.
At the nomination ceremony, two enemies found themselves on the chopping block.
James: I have nominated Amanda and Janelle for eviction this week.
Amanda, for some reason I get the feeling you are being somewhat fake with me. I also take the fact that you're good at the challenges into consideration!
Janelle, you nominated me Week 2. I know it was nothing personal, but it’s hard to forget the past. You're also a great competitor, and you will give anyone a run for their money!
…After the ceremony, the house went off on Amanda.
Chelsia: How many people do you want out, Amanda? I don't know about fake. But I find you two faced a bit :/
Amanda: I am not two-faced, but think that if you must. Chelsia, Janelle and Jessica-- it's no secret that you three are close to each other.
Jessica: Wow that's news to me that Chelsia, Janelle and I are close… Please stop speaking for me… You don't know me AT ALL whatsoever. You are just delusional and need to seriously get over yourself, I told you last night I don't give a shit what you say about me. Anyone in this house shouldn't give a shit what you say about them, because your word means nothing and it never will.
Scott: Amanda, you are a fake bitch so shut up.
Jason: Amanda, you are a worthless piece of shit whore who could not give out a blowjob if people fucking paid you. Janelle, you are fugly… I take back what I said about Janelle, I was still talking about Amanda.
Chelsia: Amanda, you betta just keep my f---ing name outta stuff if you know what is good for you!
Will: I am so completely out of the loop here.
Jason: Will-- Amanda is a filthy little whore who has been talking shit about everyone in the game behind their backs. Janelle found out and was like whatever and now Amanda is making herself seem like the victim and the one everyone should rally behind.
Hope you are in the loop now. ^__^
Chelsia: WHY DID YOU SAY IT?
Amanda: I said that Janelle needs to go—not you.
Chelsia: You said that I AM WORKING with Janelle and Jessica. That’s the biggest load of shit I have heard this entire time. Why did you say that Amanda? You had my vote.
Amanda: You called me fake.
Chelsia: So you made up shit about me? And I didn’t call you fake ‘til after you said that shit. I said I didn't know about fake, but I felt you were two faced a bit.
Amanda: Oh gawd.
Amanda: Someone told me that…
Chelsia: Who?
Amanda: I don’t wanna throw someone under the bus.
Chelsia: Well you FUCKING TRIED TO THROW ME UNDER IT! Who is saying this shit?
(Amanda does not respond)
Chelsia: YOU FUCKING SAID IT, NOW STOP LYING!
Amanda: Oh gawd. I am playing a game
Chelsia: You look like a big liar and two faced to a lot of people right now. You might wanna put that game on pause, honey, and talk about this?
Later that day, James unlocked a hidden power from the basement…
James: This safe contains a hidden Golden Power of Veto. This veto may be used only once throughout the duration of the game. After the regular veto ceremony, you will have 12 hours to use your power. You may save one nominee (including yourself), and the HoH will be forced to name a replacement.
…And Dave found out that Chelsia had lied about her clue.
Chelsia found out from Rachel that Dave had caught her in a lie. She now had to do some damage control…
Chelsia (to Dave): I love working with you, and still want to, and I need to come to you with something I withheld as it wasn't right at all. All the talk about you having alliances all over the place was scaring me a lot, though. I am sorry I didn’t just come to you with it right away. I don’t want you thinking I am liar, as I try to play an upfront game. The first letter was a C.
Dave: Well.... I found out yesterday that the first bit of the password wasn't Z. But it's too late now.
I guess I am a bit disappointed that you lied, but I can't hold it against you. I understand your worry. Really, all the talk about my "alliances" is part true and part untrue. I do have a lot of friends/ties in this game, but they are not all alliances with me. I'm glad you came to me though with the truth, because I really did feel that I could trust you, and yesterday when I found that you lied, I was very surprised.
I respect you a lot, and I think that we have the potential to be a good team. I am almost certain that James has Safe 1 power... Janie has safe 3 power, and I have safe 2 power.
It was time for the Veto Competition. This competition was called "Scrambled Eggs." The houseguests had to piece together several egg puzzles that had letters on them. These letters, once unscrambled, would form the first and last name of a past Big Brother U.S. houseguest. Dave captured the Golden Power of Veto, giving him his third win in four weeks.
Dave was torn on what to do…
…and in the end, he chose to respect James’ decision.
Dave: After some thought, I have decided that I would like to... not use the veto!
At this point, Amanda was up the creek without a paddle.
In the end, only Eddie voted to evict the Buxom Blonde.
...and Amanda was sent packing.
Chelsbot: By a vote of 9-1, Amanda, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
Scott: WOHOOOO BEST EVICTION EVER <3333333333333333 Ding Dong the Fake bitch is gone!
Janelle: Thanks for keeping me you guys! You guys are really hot! I'm hot! You're hot! blah blah blah!
Jessica: Bye Amanda.. have fun NOT on the jury!
Chelsia: Well, I can't say I am honestly upset with this vote. Amanda, you really had it coming! I don't know where you were going with your game plan, but sorry you didn't make jury?
Jason: The house already smells a lot less like fish.
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Post by Chelsbot on Dec 9, 2009 23:13:48 GMT -5
Week 5
Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, David Lane, Drew Daniel, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jen Johnson, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner, Scott Long, Will Kirby
Janelle and her alliance mates were on Cloud 9 after Amanda had been evicted over Janelle by a vote of 9-1.
At the HOH competition, Chelsbot had an announcement for the houseguests.
Chelsbot: I have an announcement to make: This is a double eviction week. This round will be twice as fun as a normal round—there will be 2 Heads of Household, 4 nominees, 2 Veto Winners, and 2 people walking out the front door.
The competition tested the players’ knowledge of events in the game…
Chelsbot: There are 20 questions relating to BIG BROTHER: WARZONE. The answer to each is a number. You will answer with a number that you think is as close to correct as possible without going over the correct amount. For each question, the houseguest who comes closest to the correct answer without going over will earn a point. At the end of 20 questions, the 2 houseguests with the most points will be the new Heads of Household.
Janelle blew away the competition and took first place.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, JANELLE, with 14 points, you are the new Head of Household!
Drew and Dave tied for second place, and after a tiebreaker, it was Dave who took the prize.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, DAVE, you are the second Head of Household of this round! There will be two separate evictions. In one eviction, all houseguests will vote except for Janelle and her 2 nominees. All other houseguests (including Dave and his nominees) will need to vote. In the other eviction, everyone will vote except for Dave and his 2 nominees.
Will came up with a crazy idea to escape eviction…
At the nomination ceremony, Janelle went after her biggest threats…
Janelle: I have nominated James and Drew for eviction *flips weave*
James, I nominated you for obvious reasons. You are after me, you want me gone, and I don't want someone in the house who wants to see me evicted. You are also a threat to me in the competitions.
Drew, I have nominated you because we don't talk that much and I feel you are more of a threat to me personally than some of the other houseguests.
And Dave did not go through with Will’s plan…
Dave: I nominated Scott and Jen.
Scott- the fact that you decided to try to talk crap about me made this decision quite simple. I guess you couldn't take the truth when it hurt.
Jen- I already nominated you once, so I figured I was already on your hit list. If not, then sorry we just haven't gotten to talk more.
Scott: Dave, I talked the truth that's why you nominated me because you know I'm saying the truth and you want me gone because I'm the only one that's not been your bitch. Anyway it's not like you’re going to win. It’s your destiny to lose.
Chelsia: I am nobody's bitch! I found that insulting to me. I don't know about everyone else.
Eddie: I have sucked no one's penis...not even my own...and even if I did that's because I love to please, doesn't make me a bitch.
It was time for the Veto competition, titled “Big Brother Facelift.” The houseguests were presented with 12 sets of “Before” and “After” photos. Each houseguest had been given a nose job, a new mouth, and new eyes. Their goal was to identify the eyes, nose and mouth in each of the "After" pictures. Those body parts were from people that may have been in any of Big Brother's 9 seasons. They would receive one point for each body part that you correctly identify. The 2 with the most points would both win a Veto.
With a score of 42 points, James claimed the Veto. With 34 points and coming in second, Rachel won the second Veto medallion.
James chose to remove himself from the block, forcing Janelle to name a replacement.
Janelle: *stands up, reapplies lip gloss*
Since James used the veeeeeeto, I have to pick someone to replace him. I am going to slap up WILL on the block.
And Rachel chose to leave the nominations as they were.
Rachel: I choose NOT to use the Golden Power of Veto and to respect the choices of the 2 Head of Households.
The house began to rally against Dave. A plot was hatched to remove Jen, keeping Dave’s enemy Scott in the game. The second part of the plan was to remove Drew, who was seen as a close ally of Dave.
And Jason openly rallied against Dave and his allies…
Jason (to Rachel): I want to get Dave out. Tis my plan for the next few weeks. Wanna help?
Rachel: I don’t want to throw my name out there, ‘cause it has a tendency to spread around.
Jason: I’m aligned with Dave. Geez.
Rachel: If you really want to make sure this plan happens, I would hint towards voting out Drew and Je.n
Jason: I thought Will was close with Dave?
Rachel: Drew is closer… Drew tells Dave everything.
Chelsia (to Jason): Hey, ain't talked with you for a bit wanted to see what you been up to? And see what you thought about everything going on this week, hoping to start some drama with ya : )
Jason: I was shitting bricks— I was so nervous Dave was going to nominate me, but since he thinks I am in his Alliance Army I guess he did not want to risk it. We should come up with a plan to try and knock him down a few pegs, like starting rumors.
Dave was torn on who to vote for...
But everyone else had made up their minds to evict Drew and Jen.
Eddie's telling me people say I'm a major threat and I'm working with Dave. And Rachel said that I'm working with Dave. I'll get her hopefully.
Dave cast the sole vote to keep Drew in the game…
Chelsbot: By a vote of 8-1, Drew, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
And Jen was sent packing over Scott…
Chelsbot: By a unanimous vote, Jen, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
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Post by Chelsbot on Dec 9, 2009 23:14:06 GMT -5
Week 6
Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, David Lane, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner, Scott Long, Will Kirby
At the last eviction, the houseguests had ganged up on Jen and Drew, in a move to take the power away from Dave. Dave was disappointed with the results, but he had no idea that the house had turned against him.
Following the eviction, the 10 remaining houseguests headed outside to compete for HOH.
Chelsbot: Houseguests, the power is back up for grabs. In this competition, you will be competing in a miniature version of Big Brother. To speed things up, the competitions will each consist of a single question. The questions will pertain to evicted houseguests. The answer will be either Joshuah, Mike, Nicole, Amanda, Drew, Jen, or NONE OF THE ABOVE. The first person to buzz in and correctly answer the first question will win "HOH" and will have 30 seconds to make nominations.
Jessica: Oh my God.
Chelsbot: Then, I will ask the second question and the first person to buzz in and answer correctly will win the "Veto" and have 30 seconds to announce his or her decision. After that, you will all have 30 seconds to vote someone out of the HoH competition. This will continue until we reach a final 2, and all eliminated players will vote on a winner.
Chelsbot: Question 1: Which evicted houseguest said, "I didn't fucking want them out you stupid bitch! The only person worth getting out in this damn game is you!"
Will: BUZZ! Jen.
Chelsbot: Will is correct
Will: I nominate Janelle and Jason.
Chelsbot: This is for the Veto. In the competition "Don't Go Over," which evicted houseguest finished in third place?
Janelle: BUZZ! Drew.
Chelsbot: That is correct. Janelle, announce your veto decision.
Jason: Save me!
Janelle: I will use the veto on... myself! *giggles*
Will: I’ll nominate Jessica... Sorry.
Chelsbot: You have 30 seconds to vote out Jason or Jessica.
(The houseguests place their votes. Scott and James vote to evict Jason, while Rachel, Dave, Janelle, and Chelsia vote out Jessica).
Chelsbot: By a vote of 4-2… Jessica, you have been evicted from this competition.
Chelsbot: This question is for HoH. In the HoH competition "Chain of Command," which evicted houseguest started the first chain?
Dave: BUZZ! Josh.
Chelsbot: Correct. Dave, you have 30 seconds to nominate 2 people.
Dave: Scott & Jason
Chelsbot: Next question (for Veto)... In the HoH competition "Hold Down the Fort," which evicted houseguest captured Jen's flag?
Jason: BUZZ! Drew!
Chelsbot: Jason is correct. Please announce your decision.
Jason: Uh... I guess I will save… MAISELF! (myself)
Chelsbot: Dave, please replace Jason
Dave: I will replace Jason with… Rachel.
(The houseguests place their votes. Janelle, Chelsia, and Jason vote out Scott, while James and Will vote out Rachel)
Chelsbot: By a vote of 3-2... Scott has been evicted from the competition.
Scott: Don't let Dave win, guys.
Next question (for HoH)... After being evicted, which houseguest warned the remaining players to "watch out for the two snakes in the house"?
Will: BUZZ! Nicole.
Chelsbot: Correct. Please make your nominations.
Will: Janelle and Jason
Chelsbot: For Veto… Which evicted houseguest is the twelfth photo on the memory wall?
Janelle: BUZZ! Mike.
Chelsbot: Correct. Please announce your decision.
Janelle: I veto myself! *cackles*
Will: I nominate Rachel…sorry.
Rachel: It’s okay, I’m used to it.
(The houseguests cast their ballots. Janelle, Chelsia, and Dave vote out Jason. James votes out Rachel)
Chelsbot: By a vote of 3-1... Jason, you have been evicted from this competition.
Jason: WELL THIS IS BULLSHIT! FUCK YOU ALL!!!
Chelsbot: For HoH… Which evicted houseguest was not originally nominated, but was placed on the chopping block as a replacement nominee?
James: BUZZ!
Chelsbot: Will is not an evicted Houseguest.
Will: BUZZ! None of the above.
Chelsbot: That is correct.
Rachel: Here I go up again…
Will: I nominate Janelle and Rachel.
Chelsbot: For Veto… Which evicted houseguest was not present at the live HoH competition "Chain of Command"?
Rachel: BUZZ! Drew.
Chelsbot: Correct.
Rachel: I veto myself Chelsbot.
Scott: What a selfish bitch.
Will: Damn....I nominate Chelsia… really sorry.
(James and Rachel evict Janelle. Dave evicts Chelsia)
Chelsbot: By a vote of 2-1... Janelle, you have been evicted from this competition.
Will: Finally!
Janelle: FINALLY?
Will: You nominated me twice!
Janelle: What*EVER*!
Chelsbot: Next question (for HoH)... Which evicted houseguest had their key pulled first at a nomination ceremony?
Chelsia: BUZZ! Amanda?
Chelsbot: Correct.
Chelsia: I’ll nominate James and Dave.
Chelsbot: Next question (for Veto)... Which evicted houseguest attended the live HoH competition "Dueling Houseguests"?
James: BUZZ! Amanda.
Chelsbot: That is correct, James.
James: I’m taking myself off.
Chelsia: I nominate Will. You did slap me up. 
(Rachel votes to evict Will and James votes to evict Dave)
Chelsbot: The vote is a tie. Chelsia, please cast the tiebreaking vote.
Chelsia: I am sorry ya’ll.... I vote to evict Dave.
Scott: YAY Finally! My voodoo worked.
Chelsbot: For HoH… In the competition "Hold Down the Fort," which evicted houseguest captured Scott's flag?
James: BUZZ! Nicole.
Chelsbot: That is correct.
James: Sorry, but I nominate Chelsia and Rachel.
Chelsbot: Next question (for the final Veto)... Which evicted houseguest finished in third place in the competition "Chain of Command"?
Rachel: BUZZ! Amanda.
Chelsbot: Correct.
Rachel: I am nominating the OBVIOUS alliance in here Will and James.
Janelle: Honey, that was for Veto.
Rachel: Whichever. I’m off the block, and Will is gone.
Chelsbot: James can only nominate Will. Rachel casts the sole vote.
Rachel (smirking): Will.
Chelsbot: The person who gets the next question is guaranteed a spot in the final 2 of this competition. Which evicted houseguest received 5 points in the competition "Don't Go Over"?
James: BUZZ! None of the above.
Chelsbot: Correct. Please evict either Chelsia or Rachel.
James: Chelsia nominated me, so sorry.
Chelsbot: The final 2 is Rachel versus James. All eliminated players will now vote on a winner.
(Chelsia, Janelle, Dave, and Jason vote for RACHEL to win. Jessica, Will, and Scott vote for JAMES to win)
Chelsbot: By a vote of 4-3... Congratulations, Rachel, you are the *new* Head of Household!
James: Congrats Rachel!
Rachel: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! YAYAYAY! *runs around* Give me my key, bitches!
Janelle was not afraid to openly celebrate. The competition had come down to one of her strongest allies versus one of her biggest rivals, and her ally had won.
Janelle: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good job, mothafucka!
With Rachel in power, Dave was feeling as safe as ever…
…But Rachel had another agenda.
And she quickly went to work…
Rachel (to James): You and Will made it look like you had an alliance. Did you like my little performance? >
James: Yep.
Rachel: I think I will put up Will and Eddie.
James: Jessica told me, with the backdoor plan! :-D
Rachel: I think we have all the votes to pull it off, and with all of us working on Veto together, it should work.
James: We can pull of another veto win!
Rachel: There will be drama in this house. Dave will not be happy… Oh well—nothing I can do about it.
James: It’s a good decision!
Rachel: He thinks we’re aligned, but he's basically aligned with everyone from what I gathered… so I don’t feel as bad about it.
She made sure that Dave felt comfortable. If Dave felt vulnerable, he would be able to use his power to challenge Rachel’s nominations. However, the power could not be used after the Veto ceremony.
Rachel (to Dave): I am planning on nominating Will and Eddie. My reasoning would be that Will is up cause he put me up THREE times during the HoH competition and Eddie because we rarely speak. I also think these two are not Veto threats so the nominations should remain the same.
People have approached me about nominating you… so just a heads up about that. I of course won't do it but it's cool that people still don't think we are together
Will approached Rachel with a deal…but she laughed in his face.
Will (to Rachel): I hope you don’t take what happened in the challenge personally. I’ve heard that you were close to Janelle, and I was doing whatever had to be done on order to stop Janelle from winning HOH. I know if she won that me and James were going to be in trouble. That’s why we agreed to work together in the challenge.
I am willing to offer you a deal in order to keep myself safe. If you do not nominate me and keep me safe this week, I swear I will never nominate you as HOH, I will never use you as a replacement nominee and I will never vote to evict you if you are nominated until the final 4.
Rachel: HAHAhahaha! Why do I find this all funny? Because you made me a similar promise Week 2 when you were on the block. Yet here we are 4 weeks later and it's obvious you were clearly after me during the challenge. There were easily other people to nominate against Janelle during the competition but you specifically targeted me THREE times. I could understand putting me up once or twice, but three times? Come on, I am no idiot. How am I supposed to believe your word?
At the nomination ceremony, Rachel set the stage for Dave to be backdoored…
Rachel: First key… Dave, you are safe.
Dave: Thanks for the key, Rachel!
Rachel: I have nominated Will and Eddie.
Will, I nominated you for obvious reasons. During the last competition you clearly set out to make sure I was eliminated by nominating me not once, not twice, but THREE times. I am just returning the favor.
Eddie, I have nominated you because we don't talk that much, I know it is a two-way street and I will try to be more proactive in talking to you in the future but for now I have to put you up on the block.
The next step was to defeat Dave in the Veto Competition…
Chelsbot: Today's competition is called "A Cutthroat Christmas." Christmas has come early in the Big Brother house. The holiday season is a time of generosity, kindness, and warmth... but not in the BIG BROTHER: WARZONE house. Tears, disappointment, and bitterness are more often the case.
Santa has left 10 gifts for the houseguests. Some are prizes which may give you an advantage in the game. Others are punishments that may hurt you in the game. One of these gifts is the Golden Power of Veto. Whoever demonstrates the best skill at the sliding puzzles could unwrap the Veto. In each round, the person who completes the puzzle in the slowest amount of time will be eliminated. When you are eliminated, you will unwrap one of the gifts below. Don't get too attached to your gift, because it may be snatched right out of your hands. After you unwrap your gift, I will announce what your prize or punishment is. Then, you will have a decision. You may keep your gift, or you may swap it with any of the houseguests eliminated in a previous round.
Scott did not participate in the competition, so he got stuck with coal.
Scott: You are marked for nomination for the next round. If you finish in the bottom 4 of the next HoH competition, you will be placed on the block, and there will be 3 nominees for the week. You will not be allowed to save yourself with the Power of Veto, and no one is allowed to save you. To lift this penalty, you must be one of the top 5 finishers in the next HoH competition.
Chelsia was eliminated in Round 2, and she was given a power that could help in the upcoming eviction.
Chelsia: This gift allows you to nullify ONE vote at the upcoming eviction. You may use this item to help swing the vote the way you would like it to go.
In Round 3, James found himself eliminated. He unwrapped the power to vote twice at the upcoming eviction.
James: Your vote will count TWICE at the upcoming eviction ceremony. However, if you are HoH or one of the nominees, you must secretly pass this gift to someone you think will vote in your favor.
When Jessica unwrapped a less than exciting gift…
Jessica: Cat got your tongue? With this "gift", you will not be allowed to speak to your fellow houseguests until after this round's Eviction Ceremony.
…she chose to swap with Chelsia.
Jessica: I'd like to swap with Chelsia.. I'm really sorry
Chelsia was enraged…
Chelsia: Fuck you Jessica, Don't be sorry and I'll talk with all you after the week is up I guess.
Janelle was the next houseguest to be eliminated…
Janelle: No veto for you! You will not be permitted to compete in next week's Veto Competition.
And she traded gifts with her longtime rival…
Janelle: I will swap my gift with James.
James: *Gasps in shock!* No Veto For Me! Oh no! What will I do! Na but its cool, it’s ALL good!
Rachel was the next to be eliminated, and she unwrapped a powerful gift.
Rachel: Is next week more important than this one? With this gift, you are immune from being evicted next round. The HoH will not be allowed to nominate you, even if the Power of Veto is used.
Rachel: I will keep that gift ;D
Jason: Immunity whore.
Eddie was eliminated in fourth place, and he unwrapped a gift that could help him win the next HOH.
Eddie: You will have a 2-hour head start on the HOH competition, and you will receive 3 bonus points on your final score.
Eddie: So basically my odds of winning HOH will go from... "LOL not going to happen loser" to "You got a 1 in 9 shot" I'll keep that prize!!
Will was out next, and he unwrapped the Golden Power of Veto.
Will: This is tough ‘cause I’m pretty sure it will be taken from me and I’ll get something shitty. Oh well...I’ll keep it.
The competition was down to Dave and Jason. In the final round, Jason outperformed Dave and claimed first place.
Dave: You will receive an additional vote against you the next time you are on the chopping block. Depending on how close the vote is, this could seal your fate. However, this penalty will be lifted if you are on the block and manage to come off, whether that means winning the Power of Veto or having another person save you with the Veto.
Dave decided to trade his gift for Jessica’s nullify vote power…
Dave: I would like to swap with Jess.
Jason unwrapped the final gift…
Jason: Big Brother Handcuffs… With this item, you will be stuck to a randomly chosen houseguest for the next 2 weeks. You will not be allowed to nominate each other, vote to evict each other, campaign against each other, and if one of you wins the Veto, you must save the other.
…and he chose to take Rachel’s Immunity, leaving Will as the Golden Power of Veto winner.
At the Veto Ceremony, the Evil Doctor lived to fight another day.
Will: Since I am nominated for eviction I think it would be smart of me to use the Veto on myself. I’m very sorry Eddie…I know this decision just breaks your heart.
Eddie: WTF Will? You never even gave me a fucking chance to explain why you should use the Power of Veto on me! I had like 6 pages of stuff...size 10 font single spaced NO MARGINS...now it has all gone to waste. I have lost my faith in humanity...so now if I'm ever put up against anyone and I win the Veto...I WILL USE THE POWER OF VETO ON MYSELF! Look at the type of person you have turned me into! Have fun not being on the block and shit.
Rachel was having second thoughts on her decision…
Rachel: Do I nominate Jason for stealing my prize or do I make a more strategic nomination?
In the last few days almost every person in this game has approached me and asked me to backdoor Dave. There are pros and cons to doing this, Dave is a great friend and the nicest guy ever, but he is a competition threat and I have been told is aligned with everyone in this house. I have been very conflicted about this and had to sleep on it and even this morning I am still unsure if the decision I am making is the right one.
…but she went through with nominating Dave.
Rachel: I am between a rock and a hard place here, but Dave, I have to put you up as a nominee. If I don't, I will have the whole house after me. I hope there are no hard feelings. I know you'll hate me for this but I have to do what is best for myself in this game.
…And Dave spilled the beans to everyone about his alliances.
Dave: My true alliance has always been to Rachel and Janelle, but at the same time I have made genuine friendships with many of you. It was hard hiding my alliance with Janie, as many of you wanted her out. At the same time, I have not lied when I say who I am voting for. Nor have I ever lied when telling someone that I was not going to nominate them (with the exception of Josh who flipped out on me).
Will, Chelsia, and James, I have tried to help you all at one point or another because I really do like you guys and wanted to stick with you as long as I could. Making and keeping friends was one of my strategies. I am sorry if I lead you along. Jess, I made a genuine friendship with you too, but Rachel kept me informed on you and I was certain that you simply had other allies than me. It was nothing personal, but we just tended to stick with different groups. Jason, I didn't really talk to you a lot, so I don't really have anything against you. Scott, I know we had our times of getting at each other, but I really don't hold anything against you either. And to Eddie, best of luck man. You are a funny guy. Finally, Janie I am not sure if you are still by my side or not, but sorry to have to put everything out in the open.
Rachel’s nomination speech irritated a few of her housemates…
…And the house began to rally against the three-way alliance of Rachel, Janelle, and Chelsia.
Eddie: Me, you, Will, James, and Jason need to officially align.
Jessica: Totally.. We definitely control this game.
Eddie: I'll talk to Jason about Rachel's bullshit speech, and about how she actually considered fucking both of us over. By the way… Rachel's speech was the stupidest speech I have ever heard. She basically admitted that her heart wanted to fuck me over.
and the house wanted Dave gone.
Jessica: I know, that was horrible. This is how I look at it right now... James... Rachel... and I think Jason thinks it too.. that I'm going to the final 2 with all three of them.
Eddie: Do you think James will fuck over Rachel? I know they had this bond.
Jessica: They do have a bond, but I took away some of the trust he had in her to ensure that he was loyal to me over her, cuz I was worrying that he was trusting her more than me so I fixed that problem. I can make Jason see that Chelsia, Janelle, and Rachel aren't really with him and I over each other.
Eddie: I'll be like, "look Rachel...seriously admitted to considering putting me and you up." She’s so stupid.
Jessica: I'll even tell him about the final 4 I have with Janelle, Chelsia, and Rachel that excludes him. I have lots of shit I could say.
With the eviction approaching, it seemed like everyone was set on eliminating Dave. But the Buxom Blonde was having other ideas.
Dave cancelled Scott’s vote, and Janelle voted twice to get rid of Eddie…but in the end, it wasn’t enough.
Chelsbot: By a vote of 5-2, Dave, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
Eddie: Well down to business...some of you fucks are going to be really sorry you didn't try harder to get me out
Dave: In the words of Richard Hatch, I was "bamboozled!" Rachel- I never saw it coming. I thought we were genuinely going to the end, but I guess you had other plans. I don't know if our friendship was genuine, since I thought I could trust you, but that's okay. I had fun playing alongside you. Hopefully you can win some challenges though, because now you're a huge target. Chelsia- You played me well. I thought I could trust you, but now I see that you were playing right along with everyone else. You're a good actor, but I hope that you weren't acting with me because I did really like playing with you.
Chelsia: *Rips off duct tape* From the sounds of it you were trying to play me for a fool, and use me as a BITCH! Ima' Actor? You are the actor! You were playing everyone. I have been nothing but upfront about what I am doing. I have been from day one. Someone ask me something I will bluntly tell you. I am not TWO FACED! I am sorry if you felt I betrayed you, but you threw all your cards on the table at the nomination ceremony. I knew for a fact you were playing me the whole time.
Eddie: I respect your take-no-shit attitude Chelsia so from one blunt fuck to another...be upfront and answer me this... Are you working or have you ever worked with Janelle and Rachel in this game?
Chelsia: I don't know where Amanda came out with that, and I don't know where you get it from. The only time I have ever even came close to working with them was to see if their vote was with the majority. I mean I don't care, but I don't like my name brought into shit that ain't true.
Because Dave was evicted while in possession of a secret power, his power was rehidden in the basement.
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Post by Chelsbot on Dec 9, 2009 23:14:22 GMT -5
Week 7
Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner, Scott Long, Will Kirby
Despite their showmance, James and Rachel were losing trust for each other.
…but they soon found themselves tied together.
Chelsbot: Rachel is in possession of the BIG BROTHER HANDCUFFS. This means that she will be stuck to a randomly selected houseguest for this week and the next.
That random houseguest is James.
The two of you will not be allowed to nominate each other, vote to evict each other, campaign against each other, and if one of you wins the Veto, you must save the other.
James: LOL! ;D Love it, thanks Chelsbot!
At the eviction ceremony, Eddie had questioned Chelsia about her alliance with Janelle and Rachel. Chelsia was pissed and needed to know who was spreading this information.
Chelsia: Someone spreading my name around, Eddie?
Eddie: Yeah, I've been hearing shit from several angles.
Chelsia: I'd really like to know who, because that’s bullshit. I barely talk to Rachel and Janelle. The only time I ever played my game with them was to see who they were voting, and that’s it.
Eddie: I know for a fact Rachel and Janelle are together, and nothing on this planet will make me doubt it. And most people in this house have no doubt either. I’m going after them first.
Due to a gift he won at the last competition, Eddie was given a head start and 3 bonus points on the HOH. The goal of the competition was to find words blended into a giant picture. The person who found the most words would win.
Eddie: I'm ready for this shit. I'm going to tear some people a new asshole.
Despite Eddie’s advantage, it was Chelsia who took the prize.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, CHELSIA, you are the NEW Head of Household!
Janelle: EEEEEEEEEEEK! *shrieks, flies across yard* Good job Chelsia!
Before the nominations, Eddie tried to convince Chelsia to turn on her allies…
Eddie: Chelsia, you know I love you and this isn't what it's about. It's about your loyalties. You're definitely my favorite person in here and I wish I could work with you. However Rachel and Janelle are my biggest enemies in this game... Rachel and Janelle are on a sinking boat and we will fuck them over as soon as humanely possible. I'm sorry...alliance too powerful. I'm not going after them any more than anybody else is...I'm just the one who has the balls to say what's up.
You got 2 choices:
1) Put up Rachel and Janelle and everyone will probably leave you the hell alone for a while.
2) You can put someone who is not Rachel and Janelle on the block. In that case just nominate me. You should just send me the fuck out.
I want to take you with me pretty far but only if you let me. Take a gamble on how long you, Rachel, and Janelle can win comps...the moment you all slip...one of you will leave.
Chelsia (rolling her eyes): You are fucking lying to me, Eddie. You will take me far? Yeah, you will take Jessica, who I know you are close as hell too. I don't give two fucking cents what anyone thinks about my nominations. They didn't win HoH, and I will be doing what I wanna do no matter what anyone says or pleas to me.
With Chelsia in power, Will was feeling safe…
Will: Great Job on the HOH Chelsia!! I don’t know who you want to nominate, but I would stay away from Janelle. I’ve heard from a few people that she has the Coup d'état. If you nominate her she will use it and change your nominations.
Chelsia: Right now I am taking a few bong hits and wondering what I should do. Eddie is trying to stir shit up with me and I know he’s got an alliance out there. He says he’s with no one, but that’s a fucking lie. I don't care really, but his plea to me a bit ago pissed me off. I am scared of them powers floating around. James has one, too, from what I heard. I wanna stay away from those. I really think breaking up the alliance of Jessica, Eddie and James could be nice if what I have heard is true. No worries for you, though. I got your back no matter what any of these lying fuckers say.
Will: How Ironic..I was also hitting the bong ha. About Eddie...I really don’t think he is with any of those people. I know Eddie is close with James, but I am pretty sure Eddie's targets are Rachel, Janelle and Jessica. I would like to see Jessica nominated. She seems to be in the middle of everything going on.
After speaking with Will, Chelsia confronted Eddie about his relationship with Jessica…
Chelsia: Wanna be honest with me about you and Jessica?
Eddie: I want to be honest with you about everything, but it's a very live or die sort of situation.
Chelsia: I know for a fact you are playing with Jessica.
Eddie: I know for a fact about your final four pact from Day 1.
Chelsia: Jessica is your final 2, is she not?
Eddie: Nope.
Chelsia: What the fuck ever.
Eddie: Jessica is one of the few people who I would not be stupid enough to go to final 2 with. Jessica would have the votes.
Chelsia: So you would rather go with James? Or Jason you're saying I guess. Or probably Scott.
Eddie: I'm saying you.
Chelsia: You never intended on taking me to the final 2.
Eddie: You had a final four with Rachel, Jessica, and Janelle. I've known that before I even talked to you. How do you think that made me feel? Then you saying shit to me about how we're in the same boat, when I was clearly on a life boat and you were on the cruise liner. You could totally destroy me right now by blabbing to Jessica. Jessica would be so hurt.
Chelsia: I do wanna talk with her.
Eddie: If you want to be my final 2 partner, I'll tell you EVERYTHING.
Chelsia: I don’t want any final 2 partners.
Eddie: Are you going to tell Jessica what I told you? You might as well put me up then. There’s no way I'd survive it. She owns James and Jason.
Chelsia: I won’t spread shit around, no worries.
Eddie: The moment you tell Jessica you can't go back. The moment you tell Jessica I'm fucked basically.
Chelsia: I wanna know why she is spreading shit.
Eddie: She told me about your alliance on Day 1. I didn't need to make this move to save my own ass. I'm making this move because I want to work with you.
It was now James’ turn to be confronted.
Chelsia (to James): So there is talk about me being with Rachel, and Janelle going around?
James: I heard the talk, but I don’t believe it.
Chelsia: I swear people like to make shit up, but I don’t care. Can we talk about something James? Something about the power.
James: Janelle has a good one, let me tell you that...
Chelsia: Is yours not good?
James: Who says I have one...
Chelsia: You can be honest. If you did have one, it wouldn’t matter to me.
James: It’s not as good as Janelle’s. Mine isn’t very good.
Later that night, Chelsia and Eddie went at it…
Eddie: I have a feeling you'll put me up.
Chelsia: The only reason I would put you up is for the way you approached me today.
Eddie: You can make all the BS you want. I know why you'd put me up, and it’s not because of what I said. You're acting like I was rude or something. I just let you know how I felt. I'm sorry if that's an offense.
Chelsia: You were trying to force me into a choice.
Eddie: I wasn’t trying to influence you. I was just letting you know how everyone else thinks. Look, I don't think you knew that everyone KNEW that you are working with Janelle and Rachel.
Chelsia: Say what you wanna say. I told you how I felt about that.
Eddie: So you are telling me that deal you made on Day 1 was BS?
Chelsia: What deal are you referring to?
Eddie: YOUR FINAL FOUR DEAL! Jessica, you, Janelle, Rachel! FINAL FOUR.
Chelsia: I will tell you that’s not my alliance. I never once said I am down with that.
Eddie: I feel like you are being dishonest with me
Chelsia: I was never approached for any final fucking four.
Eddie: You are refusing to admit to the fact.
Chelsia: YOU’RE GOING UP.
Eddie: You can't threaten me. I don't give a damn. You just have major issues when I take a pen and draw TRUTH. Because you're scared that if I knew the truth I could be your enemy. I'm telling you already that I do know the truth, and I don't care! And I still want to work with you.
Chelsia: You do NOT wanna work with me. You wanna work with Jessica and James.
Eddie: I want James and Jessica out.
Chelsia: You brought this on yourself by bringing my name into shit.
Eddie: YOU ARE IN SHIT.
Chelsia: Now just stop.
Eddie: All you people in that alliance are full of shit. Rachel is at the top. Janelle is right after. And I am starting to realize you got third place. PUT ME UP AND SEND ME OUT.
Chelsia let Jessica know that Eddie had spilled the beans on their final 4 alliance…
Chelsia: Uh, what the hell is going on, Jess?
Jessica: What are you talking about?!
Chelsia: This is shitty .. I am hearing all over the place that you’re letting in about us all being aligned. I am hearing you name all over the damn place : ((((((((
Jessica: I don't care what anyone says I didn't say anything. I'm getting BLAMED for it though.
Chelsia: Because you’re trying to put your own army together? I AM MAD TO BE HONEST. I am thinking you told someone about us 4 THATS WHY I AM PISSED.
Jessica: I didn't tell anyone about us 4.
Chelsia: Eddie told me that you were one of the few people who he would not be stupid enough to go to final 2 with, and that you told him about our final 4 on Day 1.
Jessica: HE’S MY FUCKING EX.. that guy I mentioned was my boyfriend.. I don't know if I told you that we broke up.. but yeah we did..
Chelsia: That’s him?
Jessica: Yes.
Chelsia: OH MY GOD.
Jessica: We started the game in a relationship. This is what I want to do.. I want to ask him what he said to everyone. See what he says. Watch him lie to me. Bitch him the fuck out when he does, then expose him in front of everyone.
Chelsia: He is a dirty bastard and I am truly not liking what I saw today. That is really fucked up of him to throw your friendship outside of the game away. He is a piece of shit : (
Jessica: He's told me time and time again that he'd backstab anyone and shit to win.. and like he told me he'd even backstab me but then after he said he wouldn't.. and I always worried that he still would.
At the nomination ceremony, Chelsia targeted James and Eddie. Scott was also placed on the block due to a penalty he received at the previous Veto competition.
Chelsia: Well, I have nominated Eddie and James.
Eddie, I have no clue what you're up to. You've brought my name into shit. You tried forcing me into making my nominations. I have lost all trust in you.
James, why did you open up your mouth to me with lies yesterday? You were never even a target when I won that HoH. Then I find out you *LIE* right to me about the dumbest thing. I have to say I am putting you up because I thought I really could trust you, and after seeing what I saw yesterday I know I can't. I also know you can't compete in the Veto challenge. But you however have your Veto power. If you really want off the block, use it.
Bottom line you both pissed me off really bad yesterday. If you don't care that’s cool. But the lies and truth have been shown, that's for sure. I know I can't trust either of you and those are the reasons you're both sitting there.
In the Veto competition, the houseguests had to figure out the combinations to a series of safes. Each safe contained one or more Veto symbols. The person who collected the most symbols would win. Janelle made quick work of grabbing the symbols.
Chelsbot: JANELLE wins the Power of Veto with 27 Veto symbols!
Janelle: Eeeeeeeeek! *jumps around* I did it, I did it! *giggles*
Eddie: Lick my ball sack. Fuck everything.
Janelle chose to leave Chelsia’s nominations the same…
Janelle: I think... basically for me, it would be *stupid* to use the Veto this week. So I am choosing NOT to use the power and to leave the nominations the same.
…But then James chose to remove himself from the block with his hidden Veto power.
James: Well housemates I guess I did pull out a veto from my ass! Well this has been an interesting game, and if I can make it through one more round I would be so grateful. So I will be removing myself from the block once again!
…And Chelsia stabbed Will in the back.
Chelsia: Well I gotta make a replacement. I will be putting Will up. Will nothing against you, but I have to make a replacement and I feel this is my best move at the moment.
Will: Wow. I can’t believe that after you gave me your word.
Jessica, James, and Jason plotted to throw a wrench into the plans of Chelsia, Janelle, and Rachel. They would evict Scott, therefore leaving both of Chelsia’s nominees in the game.
And at the eviction, Chelsia's plan was foiled.
Chelsbot: With 3 votes, Scott, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
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Post by Chelsbot on Dec 9, 2009 23:14:45 GMT -5
Week 8
Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner, Will Kirby
After Scott's eviction, the house was more divided than ever. One could feel the venom oozing from the walls. Both sides hated each other, and they wanted to win HOH to rub it in the other side’s face.
Janelle (to Chelsia): So if I win tonight I want you to go crazy.
Chelsia: Like say, fuck you bitches—all of you are going soon?
Janelle: Anyfing you want. I just want a big celebration if we win.
Chelsia: I’m up for that. No more hiding anything. It’s awn.
Janelle: It’s too late in the game to hide stuff.
However, there was one player who had no intention of winning HOH.
But at the HOH competition, Jason’s worst fears came true. The other houseguests eliminated themselves one by one, until Jason was the last one standing.
Chelsbot: True or false: Nicole was evicted before the second live competition.
Janelle: BUZZ! False?
Chelsbot: The correct answer... was True.
Janelle: Oh my GAWWWWWWWWWWWD SHIT.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Jason, you are the new HoH!
And Will and Eddie threw a celebration.
Will: YAYY!!
Eddie: YEAH!!!
After the competition, all hell broke loose…
Chelsia: Eddie and Will, you are clearly bed buddies right the hell along with James. So you want sides? YOU wanna start some shit? Bring it on you field playing fuckers!
Will: What the hell? PMS?
Chelsia: You two wanna bring up names all the time, SO YEAH FUCKING PMS MOTHAFUCKA! *Slams Eddie to the floor* *Drags Will across da backyard by weave* *Throws James down steps*
Will: I really don’t get why you’re so mad at me. You’re the one that lied to me and screwed me over. I should be mad.
Chelsia: Don’t play me for a bitch Will! You had your side way before you had anything with me. *Drags you around some more by weave*
Will: I don’t know where you’re getting your information from, but it’s wrong. I love how you know who is on my side and I don’t. Could you please fill me in?
Janelle: The sides are CLEAR, but there are still a couple people that need to *pick* one!
James: *Rubs his sore back* Take it easy Chelsia, enough with the name-calling– it’s only a game! So Eddie and Will, whose bed are we sharing tonight? Obviously not Chelsia's cause it is occupied with Janelle and Rachel!
Anyways, I don’t know what’s with you, Chelsia. You like me one minute, then the next you’re tossing me down a flight of stairs! I don’t like playing the bashing game! And as for the sides, one side has clearly been together since the beginning, while the other has been made recently out of necessity! You girls are playing a GREAT game, and one of you will probably win it. But seriously, you didn’t think the rest of us were just going to roll over and wait to get picked off!
Rachel: Do not bring me into this.
Janelle: SIDES, fighting, and other sh-t is what a WARZONE is about. This is Big Brother, and there should be NOTHING about this game that is candyland. *cackles with lighting in the background*
Eddie: Rachel, you ARE in this. Chelsia, I have finally picked a side and I like to call it team FUCK YOU where all we plan are OPERATION: FUCK YOUs because really...you should all go fuck yourselves. You and your friends. Now cut the hissy fit because no one gives a fuck. We all feel sorry that you, Janelle, and Rachel couldn't win yet another HOH in a row. Let's have a moment of silence... Ok done, stop being a bitch now. But out of all of you... Janelle LOVE for not fluffing up some BS. You go girl.
Chelsia: Face it boys, you wanted sides, Now you are getting them. Don't hide what you guys have, it’s all on the table. Out of necessity? That’s *bullshit* and you know it! You have been in bed with them since early on and you know it.
Eddie: Some of you need a better strategy than lie your ass off about the obvious. It's a dumbass strategy and neither I nor very many other people enjoy partaking in it. Now please continue whining about how I threw people's names into shit and how you were all so happily floating with your pool floaties giggling and having water fights before the big bad boys who always seem to be on the block were mean to you and FORCED you to join hands in anger.
Janelle: I, personally, haven't lied about shit to you since I've been in this house. I've been on the block TOO. Who are the big bad boys?
Rachel: I'm a BSer? The biggest bullshitter in here is named Eddie. Don't you think we've known for a while who you've been tied with. Do you think we didn't know your lying ass was with James and Will when you kept saying "I'm on my own". Have we known your damn allegiances since the FUCKING BEGINNING OF THIS GAME!!! YES!! Quit acting as though you’re this bigshot cause all you are is a little shit.
I have never spoken to you except the week I put you up and what did I say then? I said I was putting you up but weren't my target... so how the FUCK did I bullshit you. YOU'RE THE FUCKING BULLSHITER. You and your fucked up alliance who basically use up people and the second they aren't useful THROW THEM TO THE CURB! Believe me, I have spoken to Dave and I know what the lot of you have fucking said. It's funny that the week before I won HoH you all were buddy buddy but the second I did your dirty work you fucking throw me under the bus. Who are the bullshitters?, YOU ARE!
Eddie: Janelle, I didn't mean you. You seriously have not lied to me at all and I got nothing bad to say to you except who you are rumored to be friends with.
The big bad boys was a reference Chelsia or Rachel made about any combination of me and James/Will working together. I'd definitely say that we have the same goals because what everyone needs to do at this point is so obvious. For I...and probably Will and James not sitting on the block would be a nice change of pace.
Chelsia: SHUT THE FUCK UP PUNK! SHOW UP TO THE CHALLENGE IF YOU WANNA PUT YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS! YOU BIG BAD ASS BOYS AINT SHOWED ME SHIT! SO SUCK MY TWAT! I lied to you? I told you I want nothing to do with your final 2? How the FUCK is that lying. FUCK OFF, FUCK YOU, FUCK YA, YA CRAZY FUCKER!
James: I just need to say something really quick! Rachel you know for a FACT that me and Eddie were NOT aligned since the beginning! Why because I was tied to you remember, Geminis <3! And while I actually intended on keeping my word, you had side deals going on with Dave, Janelle, and Chelsia! So don’t even go there saying that me and Eddie have been aligned since the beginning! It is definitely an alliance of necessity, and you of all people should know it!
Eddie: I was all buddy buddy with each and every one of you until I found out who was a dick and who wasn't. I'm not going to talk about this, because where did this shit come from? Oh yeah Jason, who is not a member of your alliance won HOH and now you want to make it seem like he's in the middle between two equally powerful groups. This is such stupid shit that it's not worth the key presses you are performing for it. UNFORTUNATELY for you...EVEN if by some chance I was working with James and Will...None of us are COMP WHORES like you and nobody needs a comp whore. Chelsia, you promised both Will and I that we won't be on the block. Then we were on the block. That's lying, bitch! Bet you anything that if Janelle won HOH, Chelsia would not be throwing a random ass fit right now!
Chelsia: BET YOU I WOULD! IT NEEDED TO BE IN THE OPEN, YOU COWARD MOTHERFUCKER! SOOOO ALL YA SHUT THE FUCK UP! SHOW UP TO THE CHALLENGE AND DO IT THE RIGHT WAY! YOU HAVE BEEN TOGETHER, YOU WERE TOGETHER AND PLAN ON STAYING TOGETHER SO SHUT THE HELL UP IT’S DONE WITH!
Janelle: I just want to apologize to everyone for winning competitions. I thought that's what the fucking game was about. Uh, yeah it is so fuck yeah I'm gonna try to win every comp and be a biiiiig COMP WHORE. Eddie SOME of you are comp whores (James).
Eddie: This has got to be some show for Jason. I'm sure he's enjoying it. I think you randomly deciding to call out 3 people to match your alleged "3" right when one of you 3 stopped having the power... that pretty much says everything right there.
James: Chelsia, whether you believe it or not, I was not tied to Eddie in the beginning! I had more trust in you than him. Sorry Eddie, but you know that we didn’t even talk much during the beginning portion of the game! Will and I have been buddies since probably after Janelle nominated the two of us. And not even alliance partners! Like I said before, and Rachel could agree with me, my allegiance was to the now dead Gemini Alliance! Sounds dumb, but we were all Geminis!
Chelsia: UH, I asked you all fucking last week about this, YOU LIE, LIE LIE, ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT. FUCK YOU EDDIE! You know you want Jason in your back pocket and you will YAP all damn night. Funny you bring up Jason into it. I SAID NOTHING OF HIS NAME. You just gave away your own idea is what you did ya crazy fucker. Go sniff paint or something. GET A FUCKING LIFE!
Rachel: James, I have known for a while you were not true to me. It was pretty obvious and you tried to act dumb about it even though you knew I caught on. You've had ties to other people (Will, for example) and made it blatantly obvious the week I won HoH that you were not with me. The second Dave leaves the game I hear my name brought up left right and center by none other then Will and James. I also hear from Dave about how the whole plan was *MY* idea and that I threatened you both to do it. So who lies? How was I supposed to trust you? What was I supposed to do, sit on my ass and wait till you came after me? No, I chose a side, I chose the people who to this point in the game had NOT given me an ounce of reason to mistrust them. You chose your side that is fine. What I don't appreciate is you calling me out when you did the exact same thing I did. I also don't appreciate you lying to others about things I have said and done.
Eddie: I didn't start this shit, Chelsia, you did. I just came here to defend myself I guess...kind of dumb since everyone knows that James, Will, and I don't have a three-way. So I'm done with this shit. Chelsia go break some Easter eggs.
Rachel: Oh and Jason knows what is up. He is a smart guy. He basically has to choose between two sides. It's funny how Eddie keeps denying there are 2 sides but James keeps agreeing that there is one...very funny.
Eddie: I AM NOT DENYING THERE ARE TWO SIDES. The two sides are Janelle, Rachel, and Chelsia and people who are not Janelle, Rachel, and Chelsia. That's the twisted universe I like to live in. Secondly I now remember why I was pissed at you Rachel. You said I was safe...Dave was definitely going to go...blah blah blah. Right? And YEAH it did happen and YEAH I'm really grateful about that. But did you see your veto replacement speech? YOU SAID YOU HAD TO THINK ABOUT IT ALL LAST NIGHT! That was very wtf to me. I came out thinking that you were going back and forth between fucking over Dave and fucking over me when I thought you were 100% fucking over Dave.
Rachel: What I said to you was 100% true you were NEVER my target. Don't you think I had someone else in mind to put up who was equally going to be evicted, ask James your alliance partner about it, he knew of the whole plan. Look at my confessionals once the game is over an you'll see. Of course I had to think about it. You don't just make a decision like that lightly. It was either I vote Dave out a close ally and appease everyone or keep him in and piss everyone off. That week was a lose lose situation for me. Either way it doesn't matter now, I clearly made a mistake that week in trusting that what I was doing was what the house wanted. In effect I was being used by all of you to do the dirty work you coudn't/didn't want to do and the second it was done you all turned on me. That's fine, that's the game.
James: The sides thing I was agreeing to was what Eddie said! 5-3! Why do you think Scott left in all honesty! Three people voted for him to leave because we needed people who could compete with you all in the challenges! Will and Eddie are better than Scott in challenges, so that’s why they stayed and Scott left! So this side thing started after the veto challenge, not when Jason won HOH!
Chelsia: Uh, This sides thing started way the hell back. Amanda first came out with it. Then Eddie jumped on it. You were all planning shit from waaaay back then. You guys play the field, You three are tight and its the truth. What’s funny is all three of you have trouble with trusting one another that’s what I get a kick out of.
James: I agree with Rachel! The Geminis were still together at the time, and Dave was the target the moment Rachel won HOH. Eddie and Will were never in danger, and Eddie you would have stayed had the nominations not changed! That was my take on it anyway!
Eddie: Rach, I never asked you to backdoor Dave. I did jump all over it when I realized I'd be going up. As far as I know it was your own goddamn idea but I mean I don't care about that aspect of it. I have no idea who was as vote out-able as Dave. Dave became a huge target that I felt comfortable sitting next to. My survival was not guranteed vs. anyone else as far as I know at least.
Rachel: Each of you approached me before I had told you anything and you each suggested Dave. So how am I the sole person responsible for Dave's eviction. Why was I painted as the bad person when all of you pretty much told me you wanted Dave out and once I did it, you turned on me and told Dave it was all my idea and that I threatened you guys.
Eddie: I know for a damn fact that I was the last or next to last person to know about that plan. Not to mention that YES, you already told me I'd be on the block. So obviously once that's a GIVEN...the thing for me to be like is...
Hmmm who is a big enough player that I could skate under? Dave. It wasn't like you were like "Hey Eddie pick a person for me to get rid of" and I went "you know what...DAVE"
Will: You guys can really go on thinking we had an alliance from the very beginning all you want but you will see when the game is over how wrong you are. Lets look at the facts shall we? I was nominated by Janelle, Rachel and Chelsia. Eddie was nominated by Rachel and Chelsia. James was nominated by Janelle and Chelsia. Seems to me we have common enemies and started to strategize out of survival. We do not have an "alliance" we have made no promises to each other whatsoever.
Janelle: I have never said you had an alliance since the beginning but I do think that you have one now. I don't really care how it came about but I think you three have one. I think Eddie even said you three are working toward a common goal, aka being allied.
Will: It’s not like we are high fiving each other and promising each other to be the last 3 left here. I’m sorry , but I’m not going after someone who keeps getting nominated along side me. That would just be really stupid don’t you think?
Chelsia: However you wanna sugercoat it, an alliance is an alliance and that’s what you guys have. I am sure you would high five each other once you got a reason to. I am also sure you have made each other some promises. It really don't matter anymore, let just see how this bitch flies.
Jessica: Why is everyone being fake and saying that the Dave plan was once Rachel won HoH?! EVERYONE knows that wasn't when that plan was put into play.. the whole point was to keep HoH away from Dave and I don't remember who else.. and then ANYONE else who won HoH would backdoor Dave.
Chelsia: .Jess being fake? Playing two sides? Can't make up your mind? You are the one being fake, you can even admit to playing both sides when you have been this whole time, and now it’s finally starting to backfire on you. Your ex boyfriend don't even want you in this game, but yet you still wanna play it with him? That’s right I held it back long enough and I gave you plenty of time to bring this up. So now it’s coming out in the house. It needs to be shown Eddie and Jessica have been together since day 1, You two came into this game together and you plan on making it to the end together NO MATTER what either of you say to me. I am tired of you playing all sides, pick a side and stick to it. You can't even have an honest conversation with me. You are always trying to cover something up and I am done with it. Basically like I told you Jess, your ex is playing everyone is this house, waaaaaaaaay fucking more than Dave ever played anyone. What’s funny is most of you buy into his bullshit. I don't buy it for one second, Eddie. Jessica keep trying to play all sides— it’s only gonna hurt you in the end. I really tried watching out for you with that son of a bitch Eddie, but I am done with that. If you wanna put your trust into him after what you've seen, that’s fine. You have officially picked your side in my books. I don't wanna be mean about this, I want the damn truth about what you're doing. Eddie quit trying to play everyone in the house, and Jessica just pick a side please.
Eddie: Janelle did I try to play you? Rachel did I try to play you? James? Will? Jason? What up?
Oh guess what Chelsia you are the only person I've ever offered a deal to this entire game. Face the facts, I used to like you. Now I think you are an annoying bitch.
I take that back, actually. I offered everyone in this game a promise that I will take down you and your two friends before going after anyone else. If that counts.
I'm not Dave. I don't play the house. You do. With your alterations between nice Chelsia and fucking cunt. It's very back and forth.
On top of that you are fucking insane. Jessica and I don't really get along. We try to tolerate each other and not have a really awkward experience but we could never work together. If that wasn't true, you wouldn't even fucking know about us in the first place. I was the one who told you, right?
Batshit insane...batshit insane.
Chelsia: Nope you didn't actually tell me. That was something you were hiding from me. It was all explained clearly to me by Jessica though. Are you denying you came into the game together? Also I don't give two fucking cents what you think about me. You are a bottom line piece of shit, field playing coward. So just hush it honey. If you want me to get really bitchy on you, I can. I also have tons of proof about ya’ll, so it would be dumb to start denying ya’ll are together.
After the big fight, Chelsia and Jessica got into a fight of their own.
Chelsia: Was going against us your true intentions, Jessica? I don’t want to fight or make it personal, I just want to know the truth.
Jessica: I trust you with shit and you go and throw it all over the house, why does it matter what the fuck my intentions WERE?
Chelsia: I’ve caught you in too many lies already.
Jessica: What have I lied about?
Chelsia: You been hiding shit, been name spreading , you been doing a lot. First I asked you if you were close to Eddie, you said nope numerous times.. then not much after that you tell me everything about you guys.
Jessica: Um, hello, if your boyfriend/girlfriend was in the house with you, would you tell everyone?
Chelsia: You never should've made a final 4 with us then.
Jessica: You and Janelle never talked strategy with me. Only Rachel did.
Chelsia: Bullshit.
Jessica: You fucking have your side deals with people that you think I don't know about, but I've heard about ‘em from others. So stop pretending that you are all honest in all this.
Chelsia: I have been honest to you, ya damn BITCH!
Jessica: The only thing I kept from you is my relationship with Eddie ‘cuz um that would be dumb to tell anyone.
Chelsia: You know the GAME SO DAMN WELL? YOU’RE SOOOOOOOO GOOOOD?
Jessica: I didn't have to fucking tell you about Eddie.
Chelsia: You have deals with us and Eddie, and you wanna stay true to both—you can’t have that! I have had it with the lying. I am playing with all of it on the damn table, and I want you to just do the same to us. I thought we were all friends, and we deserve to be FUCKING HONEST WITH EACH OTHER! NOW I AM PISSED! I NEVER SPREAD YOUR DAMN NAME AROUND! You did to me. You did all kinds of shit.
Jessica: I FUCKING DID NOT!
Chelsia: BULLSHIT!
Jessica: I NEVER SPREAD YOUR DAMN NAME!
Chelsia: YOU WANT THE FUCKING COUP PLAYED AND I KNOW IT! STOP YOUR FUCKING LYING!
Jessica: Just fuck off!
Chelsia: You will be going soon if you act like that. I promise you that.
Jessica: GOOD!
Chelsia: You can’t even give me a straight answer.
Jessica: Cuz I DON’T FUCKING TRUST YOU! Why do you think I won't tell you shit? If when I do, you blab it?
Chelsia: You have been like this since Day 1, you fat FUCKING WHORE, you never give it straight because you’ve been playing both sides! DON'T FUCKING BLAME ME FOR THIS SHIT, JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE MAD EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT YOU AND YOUR EX! I NEVER BLABBED SHIT AND YOU WERE STILL THAT WAY, WAAAAAAAAAY BEFORE I SAID SHIT!
Jessica: I can't just jump in and share everything with someone I barely know.
Chelsia: Uh, I know you very well, thank you.
Jessica: You don't know me very well. Alright, what's my best friend’s name? What do I drink a lot of?
Chelsia: I know what you SUCK A LOT OF! Stop fucking telling people my name or I will be after you!
Jessica: I HAVEN’T FUCKING SAID YOUR NAME! Leave me the fuck alone.
Chelsia: You never were true to us, YOU BITCH! Keep floating your way through this one. YOU WILL NOT WIN! Bye Jessica.
Jessica: Good riddance.
Meanwhile, HOH Jason had a decision to make…
Rachel (to Jason): I know I'm going up, so be honest and tell me.
Jason: How would you feel if I nominated you?
Rachel: I'd be pretty pissed.
Jason: I am just afraid you would take it personally.
Rachel: I will.
Jason: UGH
Rachel: Just telling you upfront. Especially since you did make an alliance with me and pushed me to boot Dave.
Jason: I understand, I would feel the same way. I’m just weighing all my options. You have no need to fret.
Rachel: I am fretting. I’ve heard things. But don’t listen to Will and Eddie. They just use you and then play everything against you.
Janelle (to Jason): Pick a side.
Jason: I have, but it’s still kinda the middle.
Janelle: Am I going up?
Jason: I am going to nominate you and James.
Janelle: Why the fuck you changed?
Jason: It is only because I am threatened by your coup power.
Janelle: YOU are threatened by it? Why would I put you up? I would put up 2 of 3: James, Eddie, Will.
Jason: It’s just that I don’t wanna have it come down to final six with you and I somehow nominated, and I end up going home. I want James out.
Janelle: So I have to use my power to accomplish that.
Jason: Not if you win Veto.
Janelle: You will just put up Chelsia.
Jason: No. I swore I would not.
Janelle: You fucking told me you wouldn't put up me either. You just changed your mind within like 2 hours.
Jason: I know exactly what I am doing. Would you rather me not give you a chance to save yourself and the Power with Veto?
Janelle: I would RATHER you nominate Jessica and James like you originally said.
Jason: I do not think that is the right move…
Janelle: The right move is to piss off both sides. *giggles*
Jason: Ugh. I hate HOH.
Janelle: It is actually a good position to be in because it means you are safe.
Jason: You are safe, too !
Janelle: Only because of my own work and doing.
Jason: I don’t want you to take my nominations personally. My plan is to rid the house of James. You understand?
Janelle: I understand your "plan" but I'm fucking pissed.
At the nomination ceremony, Jason went through with his plan.
Jason: I have nominated Janelle and James.
James, you are a fierce competitor. You told me you did not have that power but you ended up with it at the end of last round. It makes me doubt you a little and think back to other things you have told me.
Janelle, you are the front runner. You are a great person and I know you are pissed at me for making this nomination. But I am playing the game for me and what is best for me. Many of us have come to believe you are in possession of a power that is amazing, the coup d'e tat or however you spell it. I feel nervous with this power in the game, especially when an intense competitor like you holds it.
Before the Veto competition, Will and Eddie devised a scheme…
Eddie (to Will): We can decide to use the veto on Janelle and hope Rachel goes on the block. Janelle won't use her power and Rachel would go.
At the Veto Competition, the houseguests had to solve 5 puzzles. The solution to each puzzle was a question pertaining to their time in the house. After solving the puzzle, they would have to answer the question.
Eddie came out on top…
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Eddie. You have won the Golden Power of Veto!
And he chose to remove Janelle from the chopping block…
Eddie: Alright let's get this shit over with. I thought a lot about this shit and I've come to the conclusion that I want to use the Power of Veto on... JANELLE! Expect the unexpected bitches. Who woulda thunk it?
…but Jason did not follow through with nominating one of Janelle’s allies.
Jason: I had a plan in place this week, and since that is fucked up, I do not care about the nomination. Sorry, please do not take this personally, but I am going to nominate Will.
Will: Yahoo!! Nominated for a 5th time!!
Eddie: Jason if I'm in the jury house, and you leave exactly in 4th place...I will laugh at you.
Jason: Honestly Eddie, I think you made a dumb move vetoing
Janelle. Hey everyone! I've got an idea, let's let the person who has won the most competitions and is playing a great game come off the block and still have a power that lets her overthrow the HOH. YAY!
Jessica: Oh, bite me, Jason, you are aligned with Janelle, Rachel and Chelsia. You could have made it so she'd use her power but you chose not to, so don't even go there about what Eddie did.
Eddie: Nominate me...and vote me out. When Jason comes into the Jury house I'll get my fun back until then...it's not going to be any fun I'm just sitting around waiting for an execution date. Final 3: Rachel, Chelsia, and Janelle. Janelle wins final HOH and takes whoever she wants. Done. Wake me up when it's time to cast the vote for the winner.
Rachel: Eddie, you seem to say quite a lot for someone who does not seem to care. Why don't you take the high road and quit being so bitter about everything. It is a game, some people win some people lose. If I go next, so be it. It is JUST A GAME.
Chelsia: Truly, just when the cards don't look right for you ya *WHINE* all fucking night and day! FUCK YOU. Suck my poor excuse for a human being pussy ya whinny ass bitch. If ya can't handle the *heat* stay out da *kitchen* Eddie and Jessica feel like they lost control and can't handle that feeling at all. YOU TWO ARE CONTROL FREAKS! Don't take it personal it's a game. And a fine one at that, if you're not having fun, it’s only because you aren't even giving it a try anymore. So go out there and just have fun put the personal stuff behind us and get on with this.
Will: At this point, I think Jason is either the smartest player of the dumbest player. He could have a plan and surprise us all and make it to the end. We will just have to wait and see.
Janelle, Chelsia, and Rachel were thrilled with Jason’s decision.
…but the other side was furious.
At the eviction, Eddie failed to vote. Jessica voted to keep her ally James, and Rachel had to keep James due to the Big Brother handcuffs. Chelsia and Janelle voted to evict James. The final decision was all up to Jason…
Jason: Well, since a lot of people have told me that Will now wants me out more than anyone in the house, and since Will and Eddie are close and I hope it makes Eddie mad, I am going to evict Will.
Eddie: You overestimate how much I give a shit about this game Jason. Sorry Will, apparently this is my fault somehow.
Chelsia: *Rolls eyes* SURE.
Eddie: Is there a specific reason you have to be a dick every chance you get? or do you just enjoy being an asshole a lot?
Jessica: Bye Will, sorry to see you go.
Chelsia: *Bullshit*. Why did ya send him home if you're sorry?
Jessica: Hmm why am I sorry? Uhh because I actually like Will.
Will: No hard feelings on my end for anything. It’s all a game, and when everyone understands that, you will really have a lot more fun playing. I’ll be voting for the player who played the best game in my opinion at the end. Good luck to Everyone!
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Post by Chelsbot on Dec 9, 2009 23:15:08 GMT -5
Week 9
Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, Eddie McGee, James Rhine, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner
After narrowly escaping eviction, James was feeling relieved.
And Jessica and Eddie had had enough…
Jessica: This game has stopped being fun and not because everyone "hates" me either. It has to do with the shitty way everyone is acting and treating not just me but Eddie as well, and you all say that he's treating you all badly. Yeah, well, if you want to be treated with respect, then realize this is just a damn game and get over yourselves. I'm so done with this game. Whoever wins HOH, feel free to nominate me.
Eddie: Don't listen to Jess, nominate me...and vote me out. I think I'll just stay in here so that when Janelle uses her coup and puts me up I can save Jessica and James from eviction. For all other purposes consider me inactive.
The HOH competition was called “Step It Up.” The houseguests had to follow a series of steps to search the BIG BROTHER: WARZONE house for the HoH key. After a close battle with Jessica, Rachel claimed HOH.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, RACHEL, you are the new Head of Household!
Chelsia: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! Shrieeeeeeek! Ooooooooooh my heck! Thank God you won Rachel. *Runs across backyard* Hell yeah!
At the nomination ceremony, Rachel set her sights on Jessica and Eddie.
Rachel: I have nominated Jessica and Eddie.
Jessica, you and I have been close this whole game and I think we still are. This nomination has to happen in order for me to stay true to my alliances and to continue in this game. You have also let me know that you wanted to be nominated this week so I am just granting your wish.
Eddie, we are on opposite sides. Do not give up though, I want to see you fight. I wish you both luck!
It was time for the Veto competition. The game would take place in 6 rounds. Chelsbot would ask a question, with the answer being an evicted houseguest. The houseguests would run to find a picture of that houseguest and then run to a station to check in. The last houseguest to check in would be eliminated. The game came down to Rachel and Janelle, and in the end, Rachel took home the Veto.
After winning the Veto, Rachel approached Jessica about saving her with the Veto.
Rachel: Do you want me to take you down?
Jessica: Who would go up in my place?
Rachel: I’ll put up James. I thought you wanted out this week. I don’t really want to put James up, but I’m closer to you.
Jessica: Yeah I want off.
Rachel: Can I have a favor, though? If you win next week, spare me.
Jessica: I was not going to nominate you if I won. I was going to nominate Chelsia and Jason.
At the Veto ceremony, Rachel followed through with removing Jessica from the block…
Rachel: I have decided to nominate James in Jessica's place. Good luck to both nominees!
In the end, only Chelsia voted to evict Eddie…
And James was sent packing…
Chelsbot: By a vote of 3-1, James, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
Jessica: Bye James
Eddie: Save me a beer in the jury house just in case. I might be in there before it gets stale.
Chelsia: Why do you two get all sad after booting a person out? Or try sucking up to them? You are the fucking reason James went, so just stop with your beer talk and stop with sad faces, as you TWO are full of SHIT. You have it falling out of your ears and mouth. Funny how each week you say ya’ll don't have a couples alliance. Then each week, you just prove more and more that you are together. I honestly don't care what your plans are or how bad you want me out. I know one thing: I have had it with you two for weeks now.
Jessica: WTF are you going on about Chelsia? Just STFU nobody cares I'm not sucking up to anyone.
Eddie: Chelsia are you fucking insane? I WAS ON THE MOTHERFUCKING BLOCK!
James: Bye People! I’m out!
A little stuff that I would like to say...
Chelsia: Thank you for keeping me! It means the world, and it was a shock! I didn’t wanna go out unanimous!
Eddie: Great guy! Best of luck, and go far! I don’t wanna see you on the jury, so win stuff! ;D
Janelle: I think you're playing an almost perfect game. You got my respect, and you are doing a great job in the challenges. I also enjoyed out rivalry, it made the game more fun! 
Jason: Sorry for the mean things I said about you in the diary room, it was right after you nominated me! After that, I was glad to have reconnected with you!
Jessica: My BFF in this game! Geminis <3 Don’t worry about a thing Jess! I left in the most perfect way, and like I told you before, I wanted you to win the game more than I wanted to win the game! Win this thing! Pleez! If not then we will still have a blast at the jury house!
Rachel: My back is still hurting from the knife wounds! But in all honesty, I enjoyed playing with you. You have been great, and I don’t blame you at all for doing what you did. Continue to play hard, and dont hold back in challenges! Be the challenge whore I know you are!
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Post by Chelsbot on Dec 9, 2009 23:15:29 GMT -5
Week 10- Part 1
Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, Eddie McGee, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner
The game was down to six, and there was only one more opportunity to use the hidden powers from the basement. The competitions would be do or die for everyone this week. For now, Janelle was just ecstatic to finally be rid of her house rival.
As the only person who voted to keep James, Chelsia was having mixed feelings. She was happy that a threat was gone, but she regretted that Jessica came off the block. She had been hoping to send her home.
Meanwhile, Rachel unlocked the hidden power that once belonged to Dave. She now had the ability to declare war on the HOH. If she defeated the HOH in a game of battleship, she would have the power to replace one of the nominations.
The HOH competition was called “Piecing It Together.” The houseguests were given 6 jigsaw puzzles with letters written on them. These letters would form 2 phrases. The houseguests had to figure out that the 3 Big Brother-related puzzles went together to form a phrase, and the 3 war-related pictures went together to form the second phrase.
Eddie quickly solved the puzzles but was unable to figure out the phrases. He chose to submit just the puzzles, but then he solved one phrase: “Big Brother is Watching.” Figuring that he was not the first to submit, he gave the phrase to Jessica. As the only houseguest to submit a phrase, Jessica took the power.
Eddie was already running through scenarios…
But Jessica had a different plan…
At the nomination ceremony, Jessica nominated Chelsia and Jason.
Jessica: Chelsia.. you are trying to manipulate everyone in this house. Plus, you've attacked me a number of times, and I can't deal with that. Karma... that's all I have to say.
Jason… you are definitely not my target, and we've talked about this, so I hope you understand. But you have pissed me off during this game if that is even close to a reason to nominate someone .
Chelsia: Funny little speech you had planned there. Honestly, you were the one caught trying to manipulate people—you just weren't any good at it. You were flat out busted so keep playing that *card*! Each conversation I had with you proved to me that you were doing nothing but playing your boyfriend’s side, as well as our side. You are mad at me for calling you and Eddie out, and you should just say that in your reason. Don't beat around the bush. You done said it’s personal, so I don't buy your bullshit reasons for one second. Speaking of karma, you're right, it’s a fucking bitch, you betta b’lee dat!
Eddie: Stop flipping out because Jessica didn't vote me out over Scott and James. You throw a fit after each such vote. The bottom line is I'm way too friendly, cute, and lovable to be voted out... if you have a problem with that... LICK MY BALL SACK.
Chelsia: Uh, was I even talking to you? This has nothing to do with past votes, ya both know that. It does have ta do with Jessica trying to play two sides and act like she’s not. Then being called out about you two being together since Day 1. That’s the only reason I am up. Jump on here and stick up for her, and protect each other, then have the ballsack ta come up to me and say you’re not together. You are both mad because I didn't plan on playing this game with you. You TWO can LICK my SNATCH.
Jessica: You have no idea what the fuck you are talking about, Chelsia. Who was I trying to manipulate? For the 100th time who the fuck is on Eddie's "side" I'd really like to know.. you all keep acting like he has a huge side or something.. when, really, who are these invisible alliance members?! I haven't thrown my cards everywhere for you to see, you have no idea what the hell I am doing, because I haven't trusted you worth shit this entire game. Stop with saying I'm playing "both sides". You never would have known about Eddie and me if I hadn't TRUSTED in you by telling you, so your statement makes NO sense whatsoever. You aren't all my targets, stop speaking for me. I'm playing both sides? What about you? How are we both mad that you don't want to play the game with us?! WHY would we want to play with you anyway? I'd rather be voted out than play with you.
Chelsia: Lick me well, honey! You are the one who makes no sense. First you say you didn't trust me worth shit. Then you trust me enough to tell me about you and Eddie? You make a f---ing head *spin*. My name calling bugs ya’ll? Honestly, I don't give a shit. I've been called numerous names and didn’t run and cut my fucking arm off. I will call people what I wanna call them, and ya’ll can feel free to call me what you want. The fact is, it’s a game, and if you guys wanna take it ta heart that much, just leave me on the block and get rid of me. I won't play Candy Land with all you, so you don't like me being here.. I'm on the block... DO ME! Eddie, you are biggest, most full of shit person in this house. You ain't nothing but wet behind the ears, boy. GET A CLUE, GET LIVES AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE HOUSE WITH YOUR NONSENSE! AND MY FUCKING GOD, IF YOU CAN'T ADMIT TO YOU AND JESS BEING TOGETHER YOU NEED TO BE SHOT IN THE HEAD!
Jason: Eddie has told me that Jess is his biggest competition, so take that at face value, I suppose. Chelsia, you are a fucking bitch, Candy Land is the best game ever. I cannot believe you do not want to play with me.
Eddie and Jessica got into an argument about the nominations…
Eddie: Wow, if I don't win Veto, I'm leaving.
Jessica: Stop it. Stop making me feel bad.
Eddie: I assumed you could have figured out the obvious. Does it really take me to piece the whole thing together? It’s not Physics.
Jessica: I don't think the same way you do.
Eddie: You didn't think at all!
Jessica: Eddie, please stop it.
Before the Veto competition, Rachel decided to declare war on Jessica. She won the challenge, giving her the right to change one of the nominations.
Rachel: I choose to remove Chelsia from the block and nominate Eddie. She is in my alliance and I feel I owe it to her to remove her from the block.
The Veto competition tested the houseguests' ability to keep a poker face.
Chelsbot: Welcome to the Big Brother Casino. It's time for "Bluff Me A Veto." In front of each of you are 10 chips, one side of the chip has the word "Bluff" printed on it. The other side has "Truth" printed on it. One at a time, you will take turns being the "dealer." There are 12 cards, each with a question written on it. If you wish to answer the question truthfully, the true answer is the one you gave me when this question was asked to you at an earlier time. If you decide to bluff, you may answer any way you like. After you give your answer, the other houseguests will bet on whether the person was telling the truth or bluffing. I will reveal the correct answer, and the person who was asked a question will collect a chip from any person they have deceived.
Chelsia's turn was first.
Question: When is the time you got into the most trouble when you were younger?
Chelsia: For breaking into a school.
Eddie and Jessica chose Bluff, while the others chose Truth. Chelsia was telling the truth, so she collected a chip from Eddie and Jessica.
Question: Who is your biggest celebrity crush?
Eddie: Natalie Portman.
Eddie told the truth, and everyone but Rachel guessed right.
Question: What qualities do you like most on a man or woman?
Janelle: Well endowed and the ability to pound through a wall.
Eddie said Truth, and the others said Bluff.
Janelle: I was bluffing. My real answer was “tall or taller than me at least, fineness, thick and overpowering, muscular, good hair, not a slut, not a slob, clean (hygiene wise and STD wise), not a cheater, honesty, sense of humor, good sense of style, not too clingy, not creepy, older den me, knows what he's doing in the bedroom, comes onto me/makes the first move *giggles*, able to hold a conversation, comfortable silences, doesn't get bored, likes the same stuff as me.”
Janelle collected a chip from Eddie.
Question: What is your funniest nickname?
Jason: Snoopy.
Everyone said Truth, which was the incorrect answer. The real answer was “Strawberry.”
Question: Have you ever stolen anything? If so, name the item you stole.
Jessica: I stole a pack of gum when I was younger.
Janelle and Chelsia thought she was bluffing, while the others correctly said she was telling the truth.
Question: If you could have one super power, what would it be?
Rachel: Time manipulation
Everyone but Jason correctly chose “Truth.” Rachel collected a chip from Jason. After 1 round, Jason was in the lead with 14 chips. Chelsia and Jessica were in 2nd with 10, Janelle and Rachel had 9, and Eddie had 8.
Question: If you could have learned one life lesson earlier than you did, what would it be?
Chelsia: I wouldn't have smoked weed.
Eddie and Janelle correctly said Bluff, while the others said Truth. Chelsia got chips from Jason, Jessica, and Rachel. Chelsia’s actual answer was "Stay in School."
Question: If you had to be stranded on a deserted island with any person in the world, who would you choose?
Eddie: Chelsia
Only Jessica and Janelle correctly chose Bluff. Eddie’s actual answer was "Christof Koch."
Question: What is your favorite activity to pass the time with?
Janelle: 'bating
Janelle was bluffing. Her answer was “surfing the net.” She fooled Jason and Jessica, and collected chips from them.
Question: What is the craziest thing you have ever done to get with a guy/girl?
Jason: I pretended I graduated from their high school when I met them in college.
Jason was telling the truth. He collected chips from Janelle and Rachel, who guessed incorrectly.
Question: Who are you most likely to confide in?
Jessica: Bry
Everyone but Eddie correctly said it was true. Jessica earned a chip from Eddie.
Question: If you could be anyone for a day, who would it be?
Rachel: Jeff Probst
Rachel was bluffing, her real answer being Brad Pitt. She fooled Jessica and earned a chip from her.
At the end of the game, Rachel was in last with 7 chips. Jessica was in 5th with 8. Eddie and Janelle were tied for 3rd with 10 each. Chelsia was in 2nd with 12, and the winner with 13 chips was Jason!
Jason: Yay! That was a fun challenge and it looks like I am the best at bluffing.
At the Veto ceremony, Jason saved himself from the threat of eviction…
Jason: Well, I have won the Golden Power of Veto. I think that it would be a dumb move to not use the Veto. I was nominated just because I have pissed Jess off. So I have decided to use the Power of Veto on myself. Suck it hoes.
Janelle was nominated by default, leaving Eddie and Janelle to face eviction. And Eddie was at a dead end…
And at the eviction, Eddie’s game came to an end…
Chelsbot: Eddie, Janelle--in just a few moments your housemates will cast their votes to evict live. You now have an opportunity to say some final words to everyone.
Janelle: Well, gawsh *flips weave* I'll tell you something, now. I'd rather be sat at home wif my real friends than be in this house wif a bunch of fucking weirdos. That's what I fink. I fucking wanna go home, dahling than be in this house wif a bunch of fake two faced weirdos. Just kidding *giggles* I hope I stay and if yall vote me out I WON'T understand and I WILL harbor ill feelings.
Eddie: SUCK A DICK. Actually I'll add more stuff... Basically I'm pretty damn sure I'm out of this game right now. It's been both fun at times and stressful at times and I'd like to thank the Chelsbot for being AWESOME... I want to have your babies. I've tried playing the game differently than how I usually play...meaning being honest. Well for the most part. I lied my ass off to Jessica at times which is extremely ironic.
Chelsbot: By a vote of 2-1... Eddie, you have been evicted from the Big Brother house.
Chelsia: Bye bye bitch. Too cute? Too lovable? To go home?
Eddie: Peace out, motherfuckers.
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Post by Chelsbot on Dec 9, 2009 23:15:47 GMT -5
Week 10- Part 2
Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Jessica Hughbanks, Rachel Plencner
After Eddie’s eviction, the houseguests barely had time to catch their breath before being hit with a shocking announcement. They thought they were about to compete for a live HOH competition. But little did they know, they would be playing a full week of Big Brother in less than an hour’s time.
Chelsia: Jessica, you better win this, as you are next.
Rachel: Chelsia, be civil.
Chelsbot: Eddie was just evicted from the Big Brother house, but he will not be the only person leaving tonight.
Janelle: Oh my GAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWD
Chelsbot: Big Brother is going into overdrive in a twist we call Big Brother: Fast Forward. The HOH competition, nominations, Veto Competition, Veto Ceremony, and eviction will all be taking place in less than an hour. At the end of the night, we will be down to our final 4. To kick things off, let's start the HOH competition.
The HOH competition was called “High/Low.” Chelsbot would ask 8 questions about the Big Brother: Warzone game. Each question will contain a number. The answer would be either higher or lower than the number given. The houseguest with the most points would be crowned the new Head of Household.
Jason and Jessica fought for survival…
…but it was Rachel who claimed victory.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Rachel, with 7 points, you are the new HOH!
Janelle: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rachel: omg omg omg
In a live nomination ceremony, Rachel nominated the two outsiders.
Rachel: Okay, so it is no secret who I am aligned with.
Janelle: *raises hand*
Rachel: Jason, you are my first nominee.
Jason: Bitch.
Rachel: Jessica, you are my second nominee, and this one hurts. I had 100% trust in you…
Jessica: Because I didn't tell you about Eddie.. yeah yeah yeah moving on...
Rachel: I love how you just brush it aside like that.
Jessica: It's a game and it shouldn't hurt. That is the only thing I didn't tell you, and I didn't nominate your ass last round even though Eddie wanted me to, but whatever.
After the nominations, the houseguests immediately headed outside to play for the Veto.
Chelsbot: This Veto Competition is called "Make It Count." You will be presented with collections of objects that are here to test your confidence. To earn a point, Big Brother will ask you a question about a collection of items. The answer is always an amount. You will have 15 seconds to write down what you think is the correct amount. Then, I will reveal your answers to everyone. After seeing each player's answer, you will have 2 choices: to stay or to fold. If you fold, you cannot earn a point for that round, but you are still in the game and may continue when the next question is asked. But, if you have confidence in your answer, you can stay in the game and go for the point. If your answer is closer to the correct number than any other person who chose "Stay," you win the point. If you Stay and your answer is the furthest from the correct number, you will be eliminated from the competition. If there is a tie, more than one person may earn a point or be eliminated. The first player to earn three points will win the Golden Power of Veto.
The first item was Veto Symbols. For reference, Chelsbot showed them an image of 100 veto symbols.
Chelsbot: Jessica- 2,500 Jason- 15,000 Janelle- 2,500 Chelsia- 200 Rachel- 1,000.
Chelsbot: Jessica and Janelle are the only ones who chose to stay in the game, and since they tied, they both earn a point. The real amount was 1,887.
Janelle: That's pretty close, I guess, but do you think it's as close as me and Tom Welling?
The second image was of a night sky filled with stars.
Chelsbot: Rachel: 300 Janelle: 280 Jessica: 310 Chelsia: 1,300 Jason: 200
Chelsbot: Jessica, Chelsia, and Jason are staying. The correct number is 230.
Janelle: Fuck.
Jason : YES
Chelsbot: Jason gets the point. Chelsia is out of the game.
The third item was toy soldiers.
Janelle: I like a man in uniform sometime.
Chelsbot: Jessica: 3,200 Janie: 790 Jason: 801 Rachel: 600
Chelsbot: Everyone chose to stay. The answer is 561. Rachel gets the point and Jessica is eliminated.
Janelle: Damn, look like more.
Jessica: It does look like more. (laughs)
Jason : Not 32,000.
Chelsbot: Janelle, Jason, and Rachel are tied with 1 point.
The next item was dollar signs.
Jason : This will suck.
Janelle: No,it will be good! I LOVE money! <3
Chelsbot: Rachel- 1,200. Janelle- 960. Jason- 601.
Chelsbot: Rachel and Janelle chose to stay. There are 905 dollar signs.
Janelle:  Oh mah gawsh!
Chelsbot: Janelle gets the point. Rachel is eliminated.
It was down to Janelle with 2 points and Jason with 1 point. The next item was M&Ms.
Chelsbot: Jason- 803, Janelle- 1,000
Chelsbot: You both chose to Stay. The correct amount is 693.
Jason : YES!
Chelsbot: Jason earns a point and Janelle is eliminated. Jason, you have won the Power of Veto!
To no one’s surprise, Jason quickly removed himself from the chopping block…
Jason: Uhhh........... Sorry Jess, but I save myself.
Rachel: No Marjealous?
Jason: NO HO
…forcing Rachel to nominate one of her own.
Rachel: I will be putting Chelsia up as the replacement.
Jason and Jessica tried to convince Rachel to turn on Chelsia…
Jessica: You should save me in a tie... :-P but I know you won't.
Rachel: I can’t just get rid of Chelsia.
Jessica: So Chelsia will take you to final 2?
Rachel: No clue…
Jessica: ‘Cuz I still would if you kept me.
Rachel: I have to do what is best for me, and at this point I don’t know if I am your actual final 2 partner.
Jessica: I kept my word to you last round…
Rachel: I don’t know if you lied to me all this time.
Jessica: When you said if you used Veto on me if I wouldn't nominate you, I kept my word. Even though I knew that Eddie wanted me to.
Rachel: Either way this goes, please know that I adore you.
Jessica: I don't care, I've went through a lot of shit in this game and at this point I just don't give a shit about anything to do with it anymore. I just can't trust people…and you won’t have my vote to win.
Rachel: Well, you could've trust me.
Jessica: I DID TRUST YOU.
Rachel: Fine, be that way. Just quit it. I’ve had it. It’s always about YOU YOU YOU! And I’ve fucking had it.
Jessica: You are just as fake about the game and a hypocrite as people have said, the only thing I lied about is my relationship with Eddie because I had to in order to protect the fact that if I told you.. hmm he would have been nominated and evicted early on just as Janelle tried to get James out that early. That is why I couldn't say a thing to anyone. I told you literally everything else.
Rachel: You’re all pissed cause I’m voting you out because YOU LIED TO ME.
Jessica: You didn't ask if I knew Eddie…
Rachel: Whatever, its all about you, you’re right, I’m wrong.
Jessica: I was going to tell you after I told Chelsia.
Rachel: That’s NOT THE POINT. You didn’t tell me FOR WEEKS!!
Jessica: Well I'm severely sick, and nobody seems to give a shit.
Rachel: I DO!!! I care about you a lot. That’s why I wanted to punch Eddie, remember? And Chelsia. Because what she said was wrong.
Jessica went down fighting until the very last minute…
Chelsbot: Chelsia, Jessica--in just a few moments your housemates will cast their votes to evict live. You now have an opportunity to say some final words to everyone.
Chelsia: Well Jessica has said numerous times she just wanted to quit, I have always wanted to be here and put 100% into this game. I always will, no quitting for me. I am here for my alliance and they know it. You played us and the other side.
Jessica: I would love to stay, The only thing I regret in this entire game is hurting Rachel's feelings, so I apologize for that. If I go I go.. it doesn't matter either way. I don't think anything that I could say would sway anyone’s minds. But… I can say this... Janelle... do you honestly think that Chelsia is going to take you over Rachel or Jason to the final 2? Because if you know for a fact that she is then yes I understand you voting me out but if you don't know.. your odds against me taking you are much higher since you are the only one that hasn't done anything to piss me off.
Chelsia: Blah blah blah. Yap, yap, yap.
…But after a tie vote, Jessica was sent packing, leaving Jason on his own to battle the alliance.
Rachel: Well I have to make a hard decision between 2 people I adore. This is not easy, but Chelsia has never done me wrong. Jessica, you never told me about Eddie and at this point I don't know if what you tell me is the truth… I don't know if Jason is now in fact your final 2 partner. I just do not know.
Jason: HE IS? I’m not!
Rachel: So at this point, I have to go with my gut... and my gut tells me to evict Jessica.
Jason: Bye Jess.
Rachel: I understand if you hate me.
Jessica: Save it. I don't want to hear it.
(Jessica leaves the house, slamming the door behind her)
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Post by Chelsbot on Dec 9, 2009 23:16:04 GMT -5
Week 11
Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, Janelle Pierzina, Jason Guy, Rachel Plencner
After Jessica’s eviction, the alliance of Chelsia, Janelle, and Rachel felt like they were on top of the world. Only one more person to get rid of and they would reach their goal of making it to the Top 3. Plus, Jason would not be that hard to take out.
Jason knew that he would be fighting an uphill battle—he was completely alone against 3 girls who had dominated the game. It was win or go home at this point.
The HOH competition was called “Blast From the Past.” It consisted of 7 rounds, each round a miniature version of a past competition.
In the end, Rachel took the win, claiming HOH for the second week in a row and for the fourth time in the game.
Jason: Good luck with nominations.
Rachel: Thanks.
Jason: Me and whom?
Rachel: Chelsia.
Jason: Well, I will just kick everyone's ass in veto tomorrow.
Rachel: Well, you can this week. You’ve won Veto the last 2 times.
Jason: I have a secret coup power. It’s Called: "Jason's Twat,” and anyone named Rachel is evicted. Well, you gonna try in Veto?
Rachel: Always
Jason: No!
At the nomination ceremony, Rachel nominated Jason and Chelsia.
Rachel: There are no reasons really this week, we are down to 4 people and I only get to keep 1 person safe. Good luck to all 3 of you.
And Jason knew he only had one shot left…
The final Veto competition tested the houseguests’ knowledge of past events in the game…
Chelsbot: Let's play "When The Stars Align"! You will see a series of clues in the shape of a star. The 10 answers are 10 of the 12 houseguests that have been evicted from the BIG BROTHER: WARZONE house. An answer may not be used more than once. To answer a clue, place the 2 corresponding houseguests' faces on each side of the clue. Even though some of the clues have more than one correct answer, there is only one way to arrange all of the faces in order to correctly complete the entire star puzzle. The houseguests' faces are hidden all over the house. When you find a face, place it in the correct slot.
And Jason’s hard work paid off…
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Jason. You have won the final Golden Power of Veto!
Jason: AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -runs around backyard- YES! YES! YES!
…And he set his sights on the Buxom Blonde.
…But Janelle was less than understanding.
And after winning several competitions and dominating the game, Janelle was suddenly powerless.
Jason: I am basing my decision on who I think I could beat if I made it to the final two. Janelle, you have played an excellent game, and I am 100% positive that you would kick my ass if it was me and you in the final two. I have nothing but respect for your game. I hope you do not take this decision personally, since it is no where near personal. With that, I am going to evict Janelle.
Janelle: *gets up in Jason's face* I've put so much HEART and DETERMINATION into this game and you haven't done JACK SHIT.
Jason: That's not true--
Janelle: THAT'S BULLSHIT, JASON *flips couch* I have been straight up with basically everyone and you have been a two faced fatass!
Jason: I'm not fat *picks up muffintop from floor*
Janelle: Honey, please. LOOK AT THE FUCKING STATE OF YOU, JASON!
Jason: I had to evict you.
Janelle: had to? HAD TO? WHO FUCKING HELD A KNIFE TO YOUR THROAT? *looks around* hmm... *snatches up butcher knife*
Jason: Janelle...
Janelle: I'm gonna RIP you a new one!
Jason: Wow! That sounds... magical
Janelle: You psychotic pervert! *throws knife* Filthy bitch, I will take you out! You got 5 seconds to get up. 1, 2, 3, 4...
Jason: *starts to get up*
Janelle: 5 motherfucker! *smacks Jason with chair* What you gonna do now, bitch? *starts strangling Jason* What you gonna do now? *maniacal laugh* Try to evict me! *continues cackling*
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Post by Chelsbot on Dec 9, 2009 23:16:25 GMT -5
Week 12
Remaining Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, Jason Guy, Rachel Plencner
After Janelle’s eviction, Rachel wasn’t feeling too optimistic about her chances of winning the game…
And despite getting rid of a threat, Jason knew that he was still on the outs…
The final HOH competition would be played in 3 parts. The winner of Round 1 would automatically advance to Round 3, leaving the remaining 2 houseguests to compete against each other in Round 2. The winners of Rounds 1 and 2 would then face off against one another in Round 3 to determine who will be the final and most powerful HOH. Part 1 was a test of endurance, and Rachel came out on top.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Rachel! You automatically advance to the final round of this HoH competition.
Part 2 of the HOH competition was called “Warpath.” Chelsia and Jason had to answer trivia questions about the game in order to unlock boxes and retrieve puzzle pieces. Then, they had to use the pieces to construct a path, connecting the houseguests in the order they held the HOH power. Jason was the first to collect all the puzzle pieces, but he and Chelsia both had trouble completing the puzzle. In the end, Jason won out.
Chelsbot: Jason, you have won the second part of the HoH competition. You will face Rachel in the third and final round!
Before the final round, Jason and Rachel struck a deal.
Jason: Rachel! We made it to the final HOH part.
Rachel: And I know I have to win or I’m out 
Jason: I feel the same way… although if you threw it. I'd take you.
Rachel: I don’t think I could trust that. You already went behind my back so...
Jason: I never tried to get you out. It was all about the coup. I could not trust what was going to happen with that.
Rachel: I’m pretty sure I have the 3rd place curse.
Jason: I will take you if I win.
Rachel: You will?
Jason: I swear on my life. Please do the same to me. ^__^
Rachel: I will.
Jason: Swearsies?
Rachel: Swear on the Bible.
Rachel was not about to swear on her life—if she won, she was definitely taking Chelsia. However, she wasn’t religious, so swearing on the Bible was not a big deal to her.
The final competition would test how well Rachel and Jason had gotten to know their fellow housemates. Chelsbot would ask them 9 questions about statements made by evicted houseguests. For each, they would be given 3 possible answers. For each correct answer, they would earn a point. The person with the most points would be crowned the final Head of Household.
Chelsbot: 1) When Janelle said "If _________ wins dis game I would diiiiieeee," she was talking about:
A) Chelsia
B) Jason
C) Rachel
Jason and Rachel correctly chose B, so they both earned a point.
Chelsbot: 2) What did Nicole say was the most annoying thing about living in the BIG BROTHER: WARZONE house?
A) Not being able to win a Competition.
B) Feeling like you couldn't really say what you wanted.
C) Dave and his followers.
The correct answer was B. Jason and Rachel both said C, so they both got it wrong.
Chelsbot: 3) Mike said the most shocking moment in the game was:
A) Finding out about the secret powers.
B) How intense the game became so early.
C) Janelle kicking serious ass like she did on the show.
The correct answer was C. They both chose B and they both got it wrong.
Chelsbot: 4) Eddie said his biggest regret in the game was:
A) Not voting in time to save Will.
B) Using the veto on Janelle.
C) Not stabbing Chelsia in her sleep.
Both houseguests incorrectly said A. The answer was B. They were still tied at 1 each.
Chelsbot: 5) Jessica said the fatal error she made in the game was:
A) Putting too much trust in Eddie.
B) Nominating Jason instead of Rachel.
C) Telling Chelsia about her relationship with Eddie.
The correct answer was A. Both houseguests said B, and again, they both got it wrong.
Chelsbot: 6) James said the person whose gameplay he respected most was:
A) Janelle.
B) Jessica.
C) Rachel.
Jason said A, and Rachel said C. The correct answer was A. Jason earned a point, putting him in the lead with 2 points.
Chelsbot: 7) Will said the person most responsible for his eviction was:
A) Chelsia.
B) Eddie.
C) Himself.
Jason said C and Rachel said A. The correct answer was B. They both got it wrong.
Chelsbot: 8) Dave said the person he would most like to see win was:
A) James.
B) Janelle.
C) Will.
Jason said C and Rachel said B. The correct answer was A. Neither of them earned a point.
Chelsbot: 9) Drew said the most shocking moment in the house was:
A) When he found out that people thought he was aligned with Dave.
B) When he found out about the double eviction twist.
C) When people suddenly attacked Amanda at the fourth nomination ceremony.
Both houseguests said C, and they were correct. They both got it right, but that was the last question, and Jason won Head of Household by a score of 3-2. It was now time for Jason to evict the final houseguest.
Chelsbot: The power to evict rests solely in Jason's hands.
Jason: Again.
Chelsbot: Before the vote, Chelsia and Rachel can each have a final chance to tell Jason why he should take them to the final 2.
Chelsia: I think taking me is a good choice for whoever won this final HOH, ya'll may see it different. But I am pretty hated by the jury and I just don’t see it being an easy road in the final 2 for me. I am fine with whatever you pick... as I love Rachel.
Rachel: Well, I don't really have much to say, I pretty much thought I would be voted out today, and whatever happens it is okay, but you did swear on your life . Either way, good luck...
Jason: Way to throw me under the bus.
Rachel: I know I’m out, anyways.
Chelsbot: Jason, please stand up and announce your decision.
Jason: Honestly, I did not feel as though I would win this HOH. I have thought about this long and hard. I am losing a jury vote either way, but Rachel and I did make promises to each other before the final HOH. I am going to evict... Chelsia.
Rachel: WHAT? I thought for sure I was gone.
Chelsia: Congrats you two.
Chelsbot: It's official. Chelsia, you are the last person to be evicted from the Big Brother: Warzone house.
Chelsia: Bye, you two and I will think up something bitchy for both ya’ll.
(Chelsia exits the Big Brother house)
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Post by Chelsbot on Dec 9, 2009 23:16:43 GMT -5
Finale
Final 2: Jason Guy vs. Rachel Plencner
The war was almost over. After the dust had settled, Jason and Rachel were left to battle it out for the half million dollar prize. The two finalists had taken different approaches to the game, but both strategies had proved to be successful.
It was time for the jury to drill the finalists. Scott failed to perform his jury duty, so 10th place finisher Dave was brought in as a replacement. Dave was the first juror to speak, and he had a question for the woman who backstabbed him.
Dave: Rachel, please choose one of the following: (1) You get my vote and lose my friendship. The two of us will never talk again. (2) Jason gets my vote and the two of us can remain friends for as long as you'd like. I want to see who the true person behind the evil Rachel is. Are you willing to give away a victory for the chance to keep a friendship, or are you truly just in it to win it?
Rachel: I choose (2). If someone like Eddie, who I've never really had a relationship with in this game asked me, I'd pick (1), but for you it will be (2). I'd like to note, however, that I try and separate the game and friendships. Since you want to bring both aspects together I have to pick #2.
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Will was the next juror to speak, and he was interested in the strategy of the 2 finalists. Competitions meant little to him. He wanted to know who used their head and played the smartest game.
Will: Rachel, you're going to have to explain to me what you did besides win a bunch of competitions, because that doesn’t impress me. I am more impressed by someone who makes it to the end without them.
Rachel: If you think that winning competitions is not important, then why even consider giving a vote to Jason?
I was able to spread myself and align myself with so many people without being caught for so long. I was aligned with Dave, Janelle, Jessica, James, Chelsia, Jason, Nicole.
Dave became threat #1 after Week 1, I had to juggle Nicole, Jessica, Jason and Chelsia who all wanted him out. I had to tell them I would go after Dave while making sure Dave never suspected anything. I also had to play along when Nicole was nominated and make sure Dave didn't suspect anything when I voted to keep Nicole instead of eliminating her as he wanted.
Jessica had 2 people gunning for her in this game. Amanda told me week 1 that she wanted Jessica out of the game, which I let Jessica know about. Jessica also had Chelsia gunning for her earlier then I had wanted to. I was able to control the situation and was never caught by any party involved.
Janelle was the challenge queen and almost everyone wanted her out, including Nicole, Amanda and James. When James won HOH I played along that Janelle as a nominee was a good idea. Nicole had no idea I let Janelle know that she was after her.
Jason, for Jason, I had a couple of people approach me to nominate him. Dave commented on how he barely spoke to Jason. Dave did contemplate nominating Jason and would've if it hadn't been for Janelle and I.
Will: Jason, you surprised me, and I said it earlier, you were either the smartest player or the dumbest player. I am very impressed with how you played the game near the end. You really stood up and separated yourself from the background. I want you to describe some situations in this game where you created your own luck. You made something happen instead of just getting lucky it happened.
Jason: In the beginning of the game I laid lots of little seeds that sprouted and took out some big threats. One of these was the backdooring of Dave. Every now and then I would make a little comment to Rachel, Janelle, Chelsia, Jessica, James, and others that backdooring Dave would be the only way out.
Also, in the early weeks of the game I began to make up lies about Amanda, talking to people about how fake she was being and saying she was lying about a lot of stuff. When James nominated her I was ecstatic because I knew she was going to leave, but once everyone began to attack her at that nomination ceremony I knew my ground-laying had paid off.
Another situation was voting out James. As much as that vote sucked, I had to have Eddie still in the game because I knew that if him and Jess were still in the game the three girls would try and take out the pair instead of going after me.
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James was the next juror to speak, and he had a simple question for both of the finalists.
James: Why should the jury should vote for the other player? That’s right, Rachel, why should Jason win, and Jason, why should Rachel win? I want good reasons, nothing dumb!
Jason: The jury should vote for Rachel because she worked her ass off the entire game. Every week she was doing something. She was working everyone and always knew what to say to a person to get them on her side.
Rachel: Jason should win this game because he has made a lot less enemies than I. He has had to hurt a lot less people to arrive to the final 2 and can leave the house with less "guns" pointed at him than to me. Jason should also win because he was more honest than I was throughout the game. I won't deny that I lied often and to many people, but Jason didn't have to do it. The last reason Jason should win is because he was a target from final 5 on and won the competitions to keep himself alive.
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Eddie was the next juror to speak, and neither finalist was sure what to expect.
Eddie: Jason, why did you evict Chelsia over Rachel? That was freaking badass, but it went against what I imagined would happen. It's always expect the unexpected with you.
Jason: Eddie, I remember having a conversation with you about what you would do if it was me and Chelsia in the final two, and you said you were going to make sure that Chelsia won. You were going to vote for her to win, then get everyone else to vote for her to win. My original thought was to take Chelsia to the finals with me… I just did the opposite of what my gut was telling me and that was to take Rachel.
Eddie: Rachel, who was seriously your biggest threat in the game?
Rachel: The person in this game who I could never get leeway with or who I could never get to believe me was you, Eddie. You never ever believed my lies, you called me out whenever you could, you badmouthed me whenever you could, which to me made you public enemy number 1. So my biggest threat, as I've told you countless times, was you. By the way, I know I'm not getting your vote so this is in no way a form of "sucking up".
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Jessica’s turn was next, and she wanted complete honesty from both of the finalists.
Jessica: Jason, the only real comment I have to make to you is… why were you so cowardly at moments and worried about pissing people off, when in turn it is just a game?
Jason: I agree with you Jess, I was cowardly during the game, but only once, when I was HOH at final eight. The main reason I was, as you say: "cowardly" was just for the fact that I enjoy the friendships I have built in these games and do not want them to be destroyed. I do agree that it is a game and I should have stepped up sooner, but I still stand by the actions I made. Had I nominated either Rachel or Chelsia in Janelle's place, it would have pissed off all three of them off. I was not going to chance pissing all three of them off when I was sitting in a good position with them where I was. I had gotten away with nominating one of them and really only had Janelle a little peeved at me. I came out of my reign as HOH with both sides hating each other even more.
Jessica: Rachel.. are you honestly trying to tell me that you "played me" this entire game? I want to know who was your main ally or who you intended to go to the end with each week. Be completely honest, I'm done with this fake shit.
Rachel: Here you are calling me "fake," when you are here pretending you even would vote for me. I know I am not getting your vote, Jessica, so why even pretend and be "fake" about it? There is no way you would lean my way in any situation. I didn't play you the entire game, when we made our alliance it was solid and I intended to keep it to the final 4. Would I have voted Chelsia and Janelle off before you, I don't know. Probably not, but I am sure I was not your final 2 partner either in all of this. I never set out to "deceive" you. Every move I made and every decision I made I ran through you. When we needed to plan out how to evict someone from the game we did it together. We helped each other out throughout the game.
Jessica: I would also like both of you to tell me the person that is the most deserving to be in the final 2, excluding yourself.
Jason: Janelle. I am so happy I won that final four Veto and was able to evict Janelle. Her game was amazing. She was playing a fantastic game, dominating in the challenges and never really pissing anyone off. Her gameplay was quiet, she did get into it with people when they deserved it or picked fights with her but other than that, she was playing an almost perfect game.
Rachel: Originally I was going to say Janelle, but I had to rethink it. Dave was basically playing the same game I was. He had multiple allies and was willing to backstab if need be to get himself further. Dave was also a fierce competitor and I am sure, had he made it through week 6, he would be sitting here in one of Jason or my spots.
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The Buxom Blonde was next, and Jason and Rachel both knew to expect something bitchy.
Janelle: Rachel and Jason, I could ask you more big, long ass gameplay questions or another question asking you to suck up to me and the other jurors, but I don't fink I'm going to do that *giggles* Instead, I think I will ask you to do the opposite. I am going to ask you to say something *BITCHY* about some of the people that have been voted out of this game. Basically, I am a gossiping shit-talker, and I wanna hear ya’ll *dish* the *dirt* on how you really feel about the other housemates. *cackles, pours chemicals into tubes*
Jason: Josh was a fucking drama queen who took everything to a level it did not need to be taken. Amanda is a filthy, horrible player who I do not like at all. Jen is fucking retarded. She has no strategy and just sucks at life, period. Dave has loose lips. How do you expect someone to keep a secret when he told everyone everything? It was from him that I found out about all the powers and everything. Scott sucks ass. Eddie would not have been able to get a sympathy vote if he chopped off his own leg. Chelsia made this game way too personal, and it was really bitchy and unnecessary.
Rachel: Josh is the world's worst sore loser who can't get the hint that people are not that into him. Mike knew he was up on the block and basically did shit all but sat on his ass. Amanda, who the hell makes alliances with every single person in this game and proceeds to throw all of them under the bus on the first competition?
Dave, I think your jury question is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. Why? You are just as bad as I was in this game, you just had the luxury that I evicted your ass first. This game is called Big Brother Warzone and not Big Brother Friendships.
James: lie, manipulate, that's the way to play this game, not this silly puppy-dog I love everyone façade. Hit me up when you grow a backbone. Eddiot by himself siting in a tree. L-O-S-E-R. First comes the bitching, then comes the fighting, then comes Edtard in a baby carriage...
Jessica is the biggest hypocrite of all, you can bash my game all you want and say what the fuck you want, but you are simply jealous that I beat you at your own game. Actually, I played a game you would be proud of but because you are so bitter you can't see past the fact that I VOTED YOU OUT.
Chelsia, you have some mouth on you calling people fat and bitches. Well YOU are a skinny fucker, how's it feel now? You are lower then scum!
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Loud-mouthed Chelsia was the final juror to speak, and the two finalists knew to expect something mean.
Chelsia: Wow, we are ALL basically pieces of sh-t for letting these two make the final 2 ... I mean, really, one of those spots are mine! I want you to pick a jury member to slam through a wall/ bash. Get mean if you want my vote!
Jason: I guess I am going to pick Janelle. I know that I am not going to get her vote so what the hell. She is so goddamn annoying. What the fuck do those goddamn asterisks mean? It is so fucking stupid, honestly. I *think* I am go to *shoot* myself in the *head* if I see them one more time. Is it her way of trying to convey tone but who knows. Plus then there is the whole fucking fink and dahling. How hard is it to just say think and darling? COME ON. Who the hell *giggles* after everything they say? Is everything that funny? *giggles* I went to my dad's funeral today. *giggles* That is just as annoying as the *fucking* asterisks.
Rachel: Well if isn't Mr. Fuckface Eddiot. How's it feel Eddie, to have the "Goodie Two Shoes" beat your ass in the game. Feel it! Let it burn because either way when this trainwreck ends, I BEAT YOUR ASS! Go ahead, cry you little wuss? What you want to quit the jury now, is it just THAT MUCH? Can't take the heat, dickwad? Then get the hell out of the kitchen. I may be fake, but you're faker then Janelle's hair and boobs. At least people actually believed me when I lied, what did it get you? Do you think you are THAT GREAT? Puhlease, at least I wasn't the dumbass who veto-ed Janelle and forgot to vote and let my main ally leave the game. Go back to the pond Edtard cause I'm swimming in the ocean!
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After the questioning, it was time for the jury to deliberate.
Eddie: So hmmm who to vote for... Fake ass bitch or the guy who single handedly fucked me over in this game, fucked all my friends, and when we were sure that was the dumbest fucking move he could make...he went ahead and fucked Janelle, and was such an expert fucker by this point that he just sent Chelsia home and took Rachel to the end. Jason is FUCKING awesome.
Jessica: Rachel is being so fricken fake, at least Jason was honest.
Will: I am very impressed with Jason. For the first half of the game I viewed him as a guy who was barely active and no one to really worry about. It turns out that during this time he had a lot of influence over what was going on. He stayed completely off my radar as a threat until the final 8 where I was evicted. He played very well at the end of the game. I thought it was a little risky going to the end with those 3 girls...but he stepped it up and beat them at their game of being challenge whores.
Chelsia: I know for a fact that Jason wasn't out there playing that hard, he barely had time to show up to most challenges in the beginning. For one the Dave move was not him and Jess at all. They of course jumped on that boat once it was afloat. Rachel played an awesome game from Day 1, and we are sitting here trying to bash her game. Jason was a floater. Jason played pretty well from final 6 on, but this damn game started waaaaaay before final 6. Jason's answer to Will's question made me about toss my cookies, A LOT OF BULLSHIT. Like I said he started playing hard at final 6, but he was not outplaying Rachel this WHOLE game at all.
Eddie: Looking back had I ever had any luck, Rachel would have been GONE. First out from your side. Jason wouldn't have left. You didn't go after Jason until it was too late and no one else on this jury was gunning for him. He was better destined to get to the end than Rachel and that's why he deserves to win.
Jessica: Chelsia, how can you know what Jason is lying about or what he isn’t lying about, how can you pretend you know what he did this entire game? This decision is easy for me due to the fact that I was lucky enough to see both of their games without listening to the jury answers. Because of my relationship with both of them throughout the game.
Eddie: Rachel is completely full of shit and a liar. What fucking nerve does she have, trying to make me look like a little bitch who begged her for mercy. She's the weakest bitch in this game. Rachel lies sometimes because of emotionality. She'd rather lie and have people like her than tell the truth and risk losing friendship. Really weak.
Chelsia: Blah blah blah blah, you whinny ass bitch, I swear to God. Suck on it long and hard Eddie. You were outplayed by her and you can't even stand up and say she played well. I think you are a piece of trash and I really don't know why I bother with yapping back to you. Jason's game just doesn't compare at all with Rachel's. I mean it clearly shows who was out there playing from the start and who wasn't in their answers. Jason was pretty much relying on made up stuff for the moves he made in this game. His answers are Kindergarten-like compared to Rachel's, simply because she did tons more in this game. I mean getting on and saying I am with you and to vote Dave is not very bright gameplay to me, and I saw that numerous time through the game from him. He played weak and he played that way for quite a long time. I give him his credit for fighting hard towards final 4, but come on, is that enough to win this game? Not ta me at all. Eddie, I know you have personal issues with Rachel for her speech and the way she acted, but honestly YOU played a hell of a lot worse than she did so SHUT IT, Honey! You need to just admit to how fine she played and give credit where credit is due.
Jessica: There is no credit to give, Chelsia, so shut it! So much more went on than she even voiced, hell so much more went on than either of them voiced, it is just the way it is. I don’t even need to listen to their answers to know how they both played, since I was very involved with both of their games this entire game. But you notice something Chelsia.. Eddie isn’t even directing what he is saying to your dumb ass. His opinion of Rachel is just that— his opinion. You can state yours, too, but just ‘cuz you say shit doesn’t mean it really happened or that it is even half true. You just enjoy hearing yourself talk.
Chelsia: The fact that Rachel was sooo many peoples targets week after week shows she was playing the game harder and quite better than Jason’s under the ‘dar, floating game he was playing. Don't let Jason fool you into thinking he had the plan of booting you out all laid out, as he didn't. Rachel played the better game. I really wish people could put feelings aside and just look at gameplay, but not all of us vote based on gameplay, so it’s understandable. I played to the final 3 with the two of them and I was around both their games to the very last second. I would say I was very involved in their games as well.
Jessica: The only move of Jason’s that I was annoyed with that he did was the one where he nominated Will and played emotionally. But don't let the emotional aspect turn you away from voting him... since Rachel's game was ALL emotional based.
Will: Well out of the 2 of them I would say that Jason "played" me. I knew Rachel wasn’t ever on my side and I never told her anything. I went after her in a challenge and it wasn’t until then that she decided to come after me. But Jason was completely off my radar. Then all of a sudden he appears and I am voted out. I give him tons of credit for what he did to me personally. I think they both played very well. Two very different styles but both equally effective since they are the last 2 people standing.
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It was finally time to crown the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE. One by one, the jurors entered the diary room to cast their votes for the winner.
Eddie: I vote for Jason to win Big Brother Warzone. Big surprise, I know.
Janelle: I vote for RACHEL to win.
Jessica: I vote for Jason to win. We have had an unspoken alliance the entire game. I feel he has played a great game and the key to playing a good game is to get your threats out but at the same time not piss them off, and I feel Jason did a better job of that. I also feel that what I asked both of them to do was be honest in their answers.. I feel that Rachel was not completely honest in her answers.
Chelsia: I vote for Rachel to win. You played my kinda game from Day One. You were straight up social, you knew the game very very well, also rippin' up them challenges has shown me that you are a TRIPLE THREAT. I think that deserves to win over anything that Jason threw at us. I love da hell out of you and I pray to God you win. Best of luck in this, and break a leg.
Will: I vote for Jason to win. I have really put a lot of thought into this vote. I realize that I could very easily be the deciding vote. I think they both played great games. Two very different styles but both worked equally as good. My job here is to determine which one was better. Jason was viewed as a complete non-threat and he wasn't in as dangerous of a position as Rachel. Jason earned my respect when he won those challenges at the end when he needed to. Jason proved to me he knew what he was doing and he didn't just get lucky.
James: I vote for Rachel to win. Played hard right from the beginning and definitely deserves the win more than anyone! If she loses, then the jury was definitely bitter! Well in my opinion at least!
With 3 votes each, it was all up to Dave.
Dave: I vote for Rachel to win. I don't care what my jury question was, because it was just meant to see what kind of response I could get. Rachel wasn't afraid to make enemies, and she obviously showed how hard she was playing. Rachel knows what she needs to do to win, and she's not afraid to do it. She'll lie, cheat, steal (well, essentially), and she's in it to win it. If I am losing to someone, I'd want it to be her. Plus, who else could pull of a backdoor of me, the REAL best player here. Congrats Rachel, you deserve the win!
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Chelsbot pulled the final key out of the nomination box, as Jason and Rachel waited anxiously. She paused and gave a robotic smile before finally revealing the key.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Rachel, by a vote of 4-3, you are the winner of BIG BROTHER: WARZONE!
Rachel screamed and covered her mouth, in shock. She had not expected to be crowned the winner. She had been sure that Dave and James were voting for Jason. The two finalists exited the warzone they had been living in for the past few months, and walked out to meet a cheering crowd. After a season of backstabbing, fighting, showmances, and drama, Rachel Plencner had emerged a half million dollars richer.
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That makes me so sad, I really didn't want him to go but it took me so long to decide on what to do that I gave myself little time to really save him. I know I would have been able to if I decided right away that I was going to save him, but I didn't. I did keep myself being honest with Dave so that he wouldn't think anything of me voting for Will to go as well. I also talked to Will about it to stay on good terms with him.
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When Chelsbot announced the twist about the fast round I was like " 
