Episode 6

[Eddie McGee]

6th Memory Wall Reflections

Alex
Alex and I talked about life which might be the beginning of a possible working relationship or the following line in an eviction ceremony: "OK this was a really hard for me to do but..." In any case I've gotten shut out of most of these fucks' games and Alex might just become desperate enough to work with me at some point. Still don't think this Little Brother bullshit should have gotten him in this game. My ego tells me to make sure he leaves before I do.

Eddie
If I weren't in the opening acts of my own Cold War already I'm definitely there now. More on that at a later post involving the assholes Sheila and Nathan. All I got to say though right now is that this well hung very hot player is definitely making it past this round.

Jason
I can't tell if our relationship is on the verge of a faux recovery or just as fucked as ever. Just to be safe this egotistical asshole needs to go.

Joshuah
Josh is useless. He's so useless I'm almost sure he's safe for the next few rounds. Fuck you Josh.

Jun
I have to say Jun and I are doing pretty good. There's definitely some trust going around, not a crazy lot, but I know coming from Jun it means a lot because she's a very cautious player. The only problem I see is that I know she's tight with Nathan and as far as I'm concerned Nathan is close to becoming the new Sheila.

Lydia
Lydia makes me laugh. In a good way. She has a great sense of humor and can execute a joke without the Big Brother Warzone key words: fuck, cunt, and weave. And yes, I still trust her 100%.

Nathan
I hate this guy on a game level intensely. This has almost gotten personal. It's a matter of self respect that I send him home (more on that in the next post).

Renny
Renny is quickly moving up my awesome list. I will now keep Renny over most people here.

Roddy
Nothing new with Roddy. We are taking it slow this week. We're both pretty sure we're not going up.

Sarah
I don't trust Sarah at all and dub her Rachel 2.0 in the Warzone 1 not Warzone All-Stars sort of way. I think this bitch has run her mouth about me more than once and gotten me in trouble with Jason, Nathan, and Sheila. I hope she has no idea and will protect me because I'm her season 2 fan, but it will not go both ways.

Sheila
I don't think Sheila and I are on "pretend to be cool with each other" terms anymore. It's war now. I hope Sheila finally goes this week.

Will
I'm so excited about Will winning HOH this week. I know he will do the right thing and go after Sheila and minion crew. Feeling this confident about what another player is going to do is not usual in this game...so I guess I trust Will a lot at this point.

[Eddie McGee]

This is Why I'm REALLY Not Working with Nathan

Ten minutes after the HOH competition and Sheila eliminating me in that competition:

Eddie
: that's not cool
: I thought you loved me like a child

Sheila
: um you're going around putting words in my mouth
: people have sold you out

Eddie
: I didn't put words in your mouth
: I don't talk about what you say

Sheila
: you're telling people that I'd "probably" go after them though

Eddie
: I only told that to Nathan
: because I did think you'd come after Nathan
: but now I know you work together

Sheila
: he didnt even tell me
: he told someone else who told me
: lulz






Eddie
: hey who did you tell
: about me telling you about Sheila coming after you

Nathan
: ohhh nobody

Eddie
: you told somebody
: try to remember who
: they told Sheila

Eddie
: and Sheila told it back to me
: so you don't want to tell me what this is all about?

Nathan
: not in particular no

Eddie
: alright good working with you
: You should know I'm taking this as a "fuck you"
: working with Sheila isn't a crime or anything
: but you could have given me some heads up

Nathan
: well i didnt tell sheila herself
: i didnt know it would get back to her

Eddie
: that's fine
: who did you tell
: I mean Ev, honestly, I see you as a potential asset
: regardless of who you are alligned with
: because honestly if you are with Sheila
: I know it's to protect your own ass
: and if the cards were on the table
: you'd be voting her out
: so that's not an issue for me
: the issue is that you say you want to work together
: but I get to know nothing
: and just get shafted every which way
: when I put in my own trust
: this isn't an end, it can be a new beginning if you want it to be
: it's all on you

Nathan
: well im def not with sheila
: im just biding my time, and im not gonna go balls to the wall and gun for her
: so yeah im protectign my own ass

Eddie
: that's fine
: I just want to know who you told
: not so I can call this person out
: so I can not tell this person anything
: because I try talking to everybody
: and i have suspects but I want to know for sure where my boundries are in terms of what I can say to who
: I mean just giving me the name makes a huge difference for me
: I understand it's not your fault if you shared a story to someone you thought you trusted and it got into the wrong hands

Nathan
: i really just dont feel comfortable telling you, im dealing with them myselves

MaorMx
: ok but that shows a huge amount of distrust on your part
: towards me
: I'm not asking you about stuff that's none of my business, I'm asking you about shit that directly relates to my game
: and if you want to work together
: sharing shit like that would be obviously at the top of the mound
: as most important
: otherwise we're really not working together at all

Nathan
: well i get where you are coming from

Eddie
: but you can't help me out

Nathan
: sorry




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Seriously? This means War. I'm taking down this cocky motherfucker, that comp whore bitch, and Sarah who I'm 90% sure is the rat. Fuck them all.

[Eddie McGee]

THE EDDIE SHIT LIST

I hereby declare the following to be cocky douche fucks who need to learn a lesson in humility and half decent game play. I hate these assholes with a passion.


1. Jason
2. Nathan
3. Sarah
4. Sheila


That is not to say that I'm coming after all of them...well actually most of them, but I think I'll let Jason slide for a while.


Today I made my peace with Jason and Sheila...again. They told me that I was one of the only people who didn't tell them that "they were just kidding" about going after them. Apparently everyone scapegoated Rachel, Jun...and myself as some sort of Sheila eviction chasing team which is kind of true but kind of bullshit. Thus turns out that while I stand and think that Sheila is one step away from eviction, Sheila and Jason are 100% confident that they are staying in the game.


Jason
: I mean, the thing is
: EVERYONE is connected
: But you...
: Like I didn't even realize it
: but most of the remaining people are TIB

Eddie
: idk wtf is TIB

Jason
: you, roddy, and lydia are the only ones who've never played there

Eddie
: oh just a board with games
: well I mean ideally
: idk what...
: but those TIB people don't all have your back
: it's not an alliance
: it's a pile of mess

Jason
: Oh no shit
: But it is the kind of thing were they will watch our back



This is a major component of Jason's confidence here. You see there is a cult called "TIB" where people play games and most of the houseguests here are degenerates from that place in fuck. As a result Sheila is safe from eviction despite the fact that she's the biggest threat to play in a Warzone game. Sheila who has never been vulnerable to an eviction will survive and be allowed to roam this house because of the rituals of the ones who answer to TIB.

I don't know if that cocky fuck Jason is the enlightened one here or the stupidest of stupid fucks I've ever met. If Jason is right, and he has named everyone but Lydia, Roddy, and myself as members in this "TIB" bullshit...this house is really full of idiots.

TIB...at least I got a shorthand for stupid mindless cocky gutless sheep.

[Eddie McGee]

Swearing Like A Motherfucker

So there's some fucking good news and there are bad news. Let's start with the bad shit. The bad shit is that I can't compete for the Power of Veto next week...like I was going to fucking win it anyway. The good shit is that I won the fucking POTTY MOUTH prize at the motherfucking All-Stars Auction and now not only CAN I swear all the motherfucking time, I HAVE TO SWEAR ALL THE MOTHERFUCKING TIME. Holy shit, this is the most amazing fucking time in my fucking life. Oh yeah and I won the Power of Veto and shit.


However cussing this way has come with a fucking price. Everyone thinks I'm always fucking angry. I could be in a conversation and just trying to be nice but it always sounds like I want their fucking cunts to motherfucking implode.




Eddie
: so what the fuck are you going to do?
: sorry that I sound so fucking pissed but I'm not I just have to use fuck a lot
: :-(

Sarah
: I'm going to get up every mornig
: and put one foot in front of the other
: and start my day
: and go on with my life
: okay sorry

Eddie
: HAHAHAHAH Fucking HAHAHHAHAHA

Sarah
: that was from sleepless in seattle
: kind of
: lol
: tom hanks

Eddie
: I love goddamn Tom Hanks

Sarah
: me too lol
: eddie
: I don't want to talk about my vote right now
: but i think you know

Eddie
: what are you fucking scared of?

Sarah
: lol
: i'm scared you're going to kill me or something
: you are scary
: all swearing and yelling at me :-(

Eddie
: Is there a cuddly fucking swear word i can use?

Sarah
: lol
: no probably not














Lydia
: have you talked to him since your guys ordeal?

Eddie
: fucking Nathan?
: no I don't know what the fuck to do
: I didn't lose my temper and neither did fucking he
: it was basically a situation where it became obvious that he won't have my back for shit
: so what do I do now, go up to him and be like "Sorry Nathan...I didn't mean to put you on the spot...it's totally cool that you couldn't give less of a fuck about me or my game"
: I mean I don't even know what the hell to say lol

Lydia
: yeah i see what you mean. Are he and sheila close or will he not vote her out?

Eddie
: well first we don't need his fucking vote
: but he did tell me he's not coming after Sheila but he knows she needs to go the fuck home
: ...
: the fuck is me, not him saying it, because I have to say fuck
: but I think he'll vote her out, he's just one of the many too fucking scared to say that out loud

Lydia
: LOL yep, yeah he is one of many who would secretly vote her out, but wouldnt like nominate her in the open
: and this cussing is funny
: it sounds like you are PISSED OFF
: lol

Eddie
: I had to fucking talk to Jason that way and we actually had to have a game talk where I pretended to give a fuck about Sheila leaving and tried to convince him I still have his back
: and he was all like "I feel like you are fucking yelling at me"

Lydia
: LOL i know. its funny how the word "fuck" can make you sound like your REALLY PISSED OFF
: when you are the opposite











Jason
: Soo Sheila is going to get nominated
: are you going to stick to the fact taht you dont want her out anymore?

Eddie
: publicly or fucking privately

Jason
: Umm
: between you and me...

Eddie
: I'm on the fucking edge on this...I see benefits going both fucking ways.
: The big fucking one is that while you reassured me that we're both fucking cool...after trying to talk to Sheila...I didn't get a super "we're fucking tight now" vibe.

Jason
: Who is this we?
: You and me
: or you me and sheila

Eddie
: You and fucking me
: We're fucking cool but I don't know if Sheila is cool with me
: So I mean however this shit ends up going down, I'm definitely not trying to fuck you over and plan on sticking with you regardless.

Jason
: Thats what everyone seems to be saying
: I've heard it so much before
: and ugh I understand EVERYTHING about floaters sucking now
: I will never play that game again haha
: But like, I feel like you went out of your way to make sure you were good with her but were you lying?

Eddie
: No I wasn't fucking lying I was really testing the fucking waters and didn't get...the response I was fucking hoping for.
: Same fucking shit happened with Nathan.
: I don't have a fucking alliance so I just got to think of every person as an individual and who the fuck won't put me up and/or has my back.

Jason
: Actions speak louder than words
: and I dont mean to be cliche
: ugh this swearing makes this conversation seem to heated






So what's all this fucking shit about Sheila leaving? That's for the next fucking post. It's called a segway motherfuckers.

[Eddie McGee]

Bitch Ass Strategy Advice with Eddie: ALL-STARS EDITION

The 4th of Fucking Chapters

So today on strategy advice on Eddie, we'll take your fucking calls.


*takes on a bitch cunt pitched voice*


"Fuck you Eddie"


Woah woah woah, what the fuck!


"I just want to say I'm a huge fucking bitch but I fucking love you."


Alright you're fucking excused now that I know you're a fucking bitch.


"I would also like to say I want to fuck your big motherfucking balls"


Does everyone in America want my fucking balls or something?


"I want to feel them against me as you pound my cunt"


That's pretty fucking explicit, what's your question?


"I just have a fucking comment actually."


Go the right fuck ahead.

"Isn't it hilarious how those cocky fucks can think they have the whole fucking thing in the motherfucking bag one fucking day and the next day in fuck, they are totally fucked?"


Your fucking comment is kind of a question but I'm totally fucking with you. Well I mean I'm not fucking with you. I'm fucking "with you." Any fucking ways, here's a chat that happened before I won this fucking veto.


Eddie
: but now the realization of this social mess
: is making me think you are an underdog like me
: in your own special way

Sheila
: idk I wouldnt really say Im the underdog
: in a way I am

Eddie
: well yes
: I think Josh and Alex are probably the underdog-iest

Sheila
: yeah for sure lol

Eddie
: but still
: I feel like I'd be two moves away from checkmate if you leave now

Sheila
: I'd be surprised if I left

Eddie
: I'm not saying you are leaving

Sheila
: rachel kept saying that everyone wanted me out, but the only people that didnt come to me and say they were going along with the crowd to not piss her off were you and her



Did Sheila honestly believe this shit or was she just fucking with me? I mean come fucking on. What kind of fucking delusional place is Sheila playing from where almost everyone wouldn't want to fucking vote her out?


She must have believed it on some fucking level because she didn't even try for the fucking veto or if she tried not fucking enough. She said she bid on the fucking cussing thing but the cussing things is low points, just for shits and giggles. If anyone really really wanted to fucking win they needed to bid on the big points items but no one including Sheila had the fucking balls.

Some fucking strategy advice now. Know your fucking place. There's a lot of fucking ways you can imagine people are thinking but the best one to go with is probably the one where people fucking play to win. In that fucking world, you and whatever fucking TIB ass cult you were a member of before you walked into the fucking Warzone don't fucking matter when you are an irremovable fucking comp whore who no one can fucking guarantee will be available for the fucking block at any point all the way to the fucking final two. You need to have the fucking common sense that once you got that motherfucking reputation you need to uphold it by continuing to win all the fucking time or you are fucking done. I thought that shit was fucking obvious but I guess not to some.












SO FUCKING LONG SHEILA





TAKE YOUR COCKY FUCKING SELF HOME!





This has been motherfucking strategy advice with Eddie.

[Eddie McGee]

The Veto that Was Won
by the Hottest Motherfucker Around


Alright time to put some shit straight in this DR if I didn't make it clear already.

(1)

Eddie, the greatest fuck a woman can have, has won the Power of Veto. Unlike other Power of Veto competitions that involved quick reaction times or puzzle solving skills, this one required only one fucking thing...BALLS. So who is fucking surprised I won?

(2)

Josh and Alex who were on the block clearly had no fucking balls. That was already fucking obvious when they needed to qualify into the house through the Lame Ass Purple house. Will in his nomination speech said he put them up so they can prove they deserve a spot here...well they still fucking didn't. With that said though, I never drop a motherfucking option until I have to and to be honest these fucks could come in handy.

(3)

Obviously the fucking plan since day fucking one is that whenever the fuck Sheila can go on the block and stay there she will go on the fucking block, stay there, and get the fuck out. With Will having motherfucking HOH and me having the motherfucking veto that dream carried by so many children is fucking coming true.

(4)

I knew I was going to use the motherfucking Veto but I didn't know whether I'd take that lame fuck Alex or that other lame fuck Josh off the block. Alex I think is a more useful lame fuck to have around because he could be a motherfucking in with Renny after this bullshit goes down. Josh was a less controversial motherfucking choice since literally every fucking person I talked to (including Renny) didn't want me to take fucking Alex off.

At the end I chose Josh because I didn't want to make any fucking waves when it didn't really matter for shit. Even Alex seemed like he thought I should probably not take him off the fucking block a bit.

(5)

Now Sheila is fucked. I know Roddy has the double fucking vote. So Roddy X2, myself, fucking Lydia, and Jun is enough...not to mention we are probably fucking having Renny for sure and probably Nathan and fucking Sarah too.

It's all fucking done and decided. Now time for Sheila to get the fuck out.

[Eddie McGee]

Goodbye Message -- Sheila


I don't really have to fucking swear anymore now that your ass if fucking gone. With that said...fuck you for being so good at this game. You're way too fucking badass. You turn a fucking social game into a fucking sports race and I didn't know how to deal with that. That's why I needed you the fuck out. You are too fucking good and I'm sorry you were robbed of a fucking jury spot...you deserved that if not the win in this game.