Episode 4

[Eddie McGee]

The 4th Memory Wall Reflection
or How the Game Changes without Dave

Saints

Jason
Motherfucker still needs to go but I'm starting to care less about him being here. He only has Sheila for a real ally and without Dave here the incestuous whore fest on the Saints side is more apparent.

Lydia
Hell's Angels is on shakier ground now that it's just me and Roddy and Lydia. Now I'm just a third wheel and if they backstab me there will be no reciprocation. Officially though, the alliance is still alive.

Nathan
I'm starting to really want him gone, the more my friends leave the game week by week the bigger his sphere of influence is becoming.

Renny
Same as Nathan in a way. Renny however is the link between Natalie and Nathan and that's the most transparent link to me that must be broken. I want him out almost as much as Jason.

Sarah
Nothing is new with Sarah. That's starting to be disturbing though. Who is she working with? I can't name one person.

Will
I don't know what Will is up to either but I think I can get Will into almost anything. If he's working with Sarah, Nathan, or Jun at the end of the day it'd be in his best interest to backstab them and I know Will is a smart player.





Sinners


Eddie
Eddie is made to win this shit but it won't be easy. Circumstances keep afflicting the sexy one with worse and worse odds. But you know what? Eddie doesn't need odds motherfuckers, he just wins.

Crazy James
Crazy James is Crazy. I think he's completely undependable for anything I could have cooked but I don't see him as a threat. Total under the radar enemy at this point.

Jun
I have nothing to say about Jun yet again.

Natalie
With Dave gone I might need Natalie to help me win this game. So the Eddie-Natalie relationship might become the key here for the win.

Rachel
I was worried about a Rachel-Dave final 2 last week but that's a mute point now. Rachel got more ally screwed than I was, I think now she really needs me and like Natalie could be a key to me surviving for a long time if she can win some challenges.

Roddy
Roddy is definitely all about Hell's Angels but see "Lydia" on my worries about this alliance. I can tell Dave's leave shook him up as for the first time that I know of he's really trying to win a challenge with this 4th HOH. I hope he wins and we can start sending people home who don't help our game for a change.

Sheila
Sheila will be gone ASAP but with her challenge skills ASAP could be a very long time.

[Eddie McGee]

HOH #4

In this HOH we had to create a poster that was then judged by three independent judges. One of these judges was Michelle who seems pretty awesome. The second, Dan, was obviously an idiot at first sight with no sense of humor whatsoever. Finally Amber, the final judge, is possibly the dumbest human being I've ever seen.

These judges gave our posters grades and Jason's and Sheila's posters won despite the fact that they were inferior to many of the other posters. I think even Jason and Sheila know that. Fuck you Dan and Amber, now go judge OJ.


Anyway, despite Sheila being nice to me since the big fight week 2, I'm going to be on the block. I know it. I won't be surprised. I won't be offended. I will rant though but that goes without saying. Next to me on the block and the supposed "target" of the week will most definitely be Rachel for failing to even participate in this challenge. Finally I'd be shocked if Saint HOH, Jason, doesn't put up Natalie.

Nothing has gone right for me in this game so far, and this week won't be the start.

[Eddie McGee]

Strategy Advice with Eddie: ALL-STARS EDITION

Chapter 2

So today on strategy advice with Eddie, we'll take more of your calls.

*takes on high pitched voice*

"Hi Eddie"

Yo what up caller.

"I just want to say that every episode I turn on my TV and cry about how you keep being robbed."

Yeah, it sucks balls.

"Does it? Probably doesn't suck them as good as I would..."

I don't doubt that fat soccer mom from Missouri.

"You should come to Missouri...it'd be so hot..."

Naw, fuck that. So what's your question?

"Why is every person from season 1 except you a stupid fuck?"


Well if you watch the live feeds I actually had a conversation about that with Natalie.

Eddie
: what's wrong with my season
: why are 100% of them stupid fucks
: except me

Natalie
: i know lmao
: they are


Well OK, I guess that answers nothing, let me go through it.

Jessica- Playing with Nathan like he's her best friend... have some stealth woman. Bitch about Nathan the way you pretended to bitch about me. Oh well, first boot.

Chelsia- Be totally inactive and then alternate by being a total drama bitch so that people feel morally obligated to toss your ass out. Good job Chelsia.

Dave- Your leaving is legit, but leave me a fucking message before you go. Hints? Tips? Explanation? You fucking leave without a word. Goddamn you Dave.

now for stupid fucks still in the game...

Jason- Congratulations on being responsible for your whole season leaving and actively trying to take out one more. I hope the whole not having any allies except Sheila is working out for you. Good job on this week, but come on, how long do you think you can last?

Rachel- WTF is wrong with you? I just lost comp whore Dave and you don't even get on AIM or anything from that point on. I can't tell if you're playing to win or not. Congratulations on fucking us over on the HOH challenge, that makes even me want to toss you out.


So here is some Eddie Strategy Advice. If you were on the block and were saved for the explicit purpose of taking out a player and you know it...and that player knows it...and therefore that player is definitely coming after your ass...meaning you should start winning some competitions before that player does...THEN JESUS FUCK, WIN THOSE COMPETITIONS OR DIE TRYING AND DON'T BE INACTIVE!














Rachel...YOU SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT YOUR "A" GAME!





NOW I DON'T CARE IF YOU GO HOME!





This has been strategy advice with Eddie.

[Eddie McGee]

I'm going to start out by saying that not only me but every person I've talked to (without me pushing it) has stated that the nominations are probably going to be...

Rachel
Natalie
Myself

I was 100% that it was going down this way but then I started talking to Sheila mostly because I didn't want a bullshit "If you just talked to me you wouldn't have been on the block" speech.

So this is what happened...


Eddie
: anyway
: when is the nomination ceremony?
: did you submit yet?

Sheila
: no
: I wanted to threaten roddy beforehand

Eddie
: why are you threatening Roddy?

Sheila
: lol no reason

Eddie
: does he even do anything

Sheila
: no

Eddie
: then leave the poor boy alone
: you'll give him a heart attack
: do you know who you are nominating?

Sheila
: Rachel and Roddy

Eddie
: oh now that makes sense
: you might as well scare him shitless before the veto comp
: if he's going to be put up

Sheila
: LOL no I just want him to admit something
: and if he admitted it it might have kept him off the block
: but now w/e :-)

Eddie
: what do you want him to admit
: that he likes Lydia?

Sheila
: NO

Eddie
: that he likes to hand draw?
: that he was a contestant on warzone 3?

Sheila
: SHUT UP

Eddie
: haha
: that dude is boring I don't even know what I'd want to ask him if I had power
: but that's cool


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So wow.

I kind of wish I was getting nominated. I think I have a higher chance of being saved by a veto than not being backdoor nominated.

Also what the fuck does Sheila want from Roddy? This is interesting. Sheila won't tell me but I expect Roddy to inform me at some point.

In any case my theory is that Roddy isn't going up because of anything he said but because he showed he had the skills to win an HOH this round. Sheila wants to remove any potential competition in the challenges department so it's going to be Roddy and Rachel.

[Eddie McGee]

Today was...

My first day on the block


I popped my All-Star nomination cherry. Jun used the veto on Rachel and Sheila put me on the block. For a while last night I tried to convince Jun to use the veto on Natalie because Natalie is under the Jason HOH and Jason promised me safety. I even tried to convince Rachel to stay on the block so that James could sit next to her and leave. She pretended to be semi-convinced but said she didn't trust Jason to not just put me up, and I was genuinely semi-convinced she could be right...because really...Jason and veto replacements don't really go well together *cough* Warzone 1 *cough*

Maybe it's for the best, and by best I only mean from the scenarios that could have happened since Jun won the veto.

My Hell's Angels buddy Lydia still has to use her veto but I'm sure it's headed towards fellow Hell's Angel buddy Roddy. The final nominees will be Natalie and I. I will either leave...or yet another close ally will bite the dust.

So this is what I know of the votes.

Lydia- evict Natalie
Nathan- ?
Renny- evict me
Sarah- evict Natalie (I think?)
Will- ?
Crazy James- evict Natalie
Jun- evict Natalie
Rachel- evict Natalie
Roddy- evict Natalie

So I think I have the votes. Nathan can nullify a vote and has two votes this round due to powers he won during the last competition but if I have the votes I think I have then even that will only make it a 5-4.

So this is where all that social game time has come in handy. I think I can hold out. I just have to make sure Natalie doesn't pull the votes away from me.

[Eddie McGee]

EDDIE CAN NOT BE TAKEN DOWN

Jun
: dont think you are out of the running
: because you have strong hot at staying
: i swears
: :-)

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Rachel
: I spoke to Nathan
: hopefully ive swayed him to keep u here
:
: trying my best to help

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Nathan
: hey ;-)
: so

Eddie
: so?

Nathan
: if i keep you
: where do we go from there?

Eddie
: wherever you want
: as you know I wanted to go with things with Jessica for a little while
: then Dave was basically my f2, now he's gone
: now I'm just riding along looking for a new gameplan
: if you have one, I'm in
: thoughts?

Nathan
: well
: im not sure really, just as long as we go from here
: i know we havent talked all that much

Eddie
: my entire game right now floats all on friendly relations, I have no deals to anyone right now

Nathan
: but i think we have potential
: and no one would realize
: so im not saying like lets make a deal
: just i want to know that you would be down with working together

Eddie
: I am down with working together
: definitely
: I don't see you as a person I have to take down to reach an objective or to survive
: there's no "I can work with him but I have to backstab him at some point" in my head with you

Nathan
: cool

Eddie
: I could be at the end with you, and I'd be good with that

Nathan
: well im def leaning towards keeping you

Eddie
: thanks
: you know Nat can say the same thing but you and I both know that she made official deals all over the place
: that's how she plays

Nathan
: exactly

Eddie
: I'm more conservative with making alliances, I wait pretty late

Nathan
: same
: i dont jump in and make promises im not going to keep

Eddie
: exactly
: Well if you are keeping me
: and you want to nullify a vote in my favor
: I think Renny's is the most likely
: to vote for Nat

Nathan
: yes i agree

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Eddie
: yeah
: am I the replacement nominee?

Sheila
: probs yeah

Eddie
: do you want me to stay?
: or Seb?

Sheila
: duh
: you

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Eddie
: I wonder how James would vote
: I think me and him are cool

Sheila
: he said he'd vote however I want
: since he doesn't care about the game anyway

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Jason
: So I think I have the votes for you to stay.

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Lydia
: well you have my vote either way

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Eddie
: yeah
: I really want to be here next week for the new twists
: this is the only ORG I played since Warzone 1
: Seb probably has five games out right now
: It's justice if I stay
: I hope I can at least make jury

Sarah
: well that's not why i'm keeping you lol
: i trust you
: and I wanted to work with you ever since we met during wz2 <333

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Will
: I just wanted you to know that I thought about it and I am voting to keep you

Eddie
: thanks dude
: I appreciate it

Will
: no problem. I think you'd do the same for me

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Eddie
: I'm not ready to leave yet

Roddy
: lol you better not be

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I'm not going anywhere. I wonder how many bitches are going to regret this decision by the time this game is over.

[Eddie McGee]

BEST LAST DITCH ATTEMPT AT STAYING EVER!

Natalie 
:     hey

Eddie 
:     whats up

Natalie 
:     you know you're staying but. i did find a power you probably won't do it, which is understandable, do not tell anyone though about this power k?

Eddie 
:     I probably won't do what?

Natalie 
:     i found a power, and it helps keep both of us in this game. btw don't tell anyone cause i trust you dude. but everytime you win a veto comp you get a clue. and if you send her the right PW in IM she gives you a power. you only get one guess.

Eddie 
:     sweet
:     so what's the power
:     I'm not telling anyone



Natalie 
:     





Eddie 
:     wait how does that help us
:     so wait if I get evicted
:     you can bring me back
:     ?

Natalie 
:     you probably won't do it which hurts, but it's whatever. it's your decision you know your'e staying and i'm leaving but if you wanna take out sheila then you gotta have me here with you. and i've been nothing but honest with you bro, and just found this now. so anyways, if a player quits this game. the round is then void right? well if you did quit to Chels real quick in IM then I could just post my power on the board, the round would be over and you'd be brought back. and it's then a new round. it throws a wrench in people's plans. if you don't wanna do this it's fine, i just was like orgasming when i found this because it keeps us both in
Eddie 
:     well I mean I should quit
:     because that definitely saves us





Eddie 
:     that's AWESOME!



Natalie 
:     i know <3333 i like orgasmed when i found it.
:     you gotta do it before votes are in and then i can post. dude i'm soooo stoked. FUCK SHEILA FUCK JASON
:     FUCK EVERYONE


Eddie 
:     YEAH!
:     I'll talk to Chels in a minute

Natalie 
:     keep it on the download though bro
:     i want them to feel they have us <3
:     thanks for being honest with me lol
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Eddie
: HI!!!!!!

bbwarzone
: hey

Eddie
: what's up

bbwarzone
: nothing, you?

Eddie
: hey so is it possible for me to quit this game right now if I want to and end this round?
: before the votes are read
: technically

bbwarzone
: it would be possible but why would you want to quit

Eddie
: I'm just joking around, I needed the text there so I can copy paste this to Nat who thinks I'm mentally retarded

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Eddie 
:     Eddie
    :     HI!!!!!!
    bbwarzone
    :     hey
    Eddie
    :     what's up
    bbwarzone
    :     nothing, you?
    Eddie
    :     hey so is it possible for me to quit this game right now if I want to and end this round?
    :     before the votes are read
    :     technically
    bbwarzone
    :     it would be possible but why would you want to quit

Natalie 
:     tell her bout the power

Eddie 
:     ok

Natalie 
:     jason's face <333
:     do you know what he's gonna do?
:     hide behind sheila again
:     and shit his pants

Eddie 
:     Jason is such a douche

Natalie 
:     i know fuck him
:     what is she saying
:     well it* she's a nasty robot lol

Eddie 
:     she's saying I can quit if I want to

Natalie 
:     tell me when to post the power

Eddie 
:     but I need to be completely sure because there's no going back

Natalie 
:     i'm sure you saw the print screen

Eddie 
:     yeah ofcourse

Natalie 
:     tell me when you tell her though ofiicially so i can post it
:     officially*
:     i can't spell i use spellcheck ^_^

Eddie 
:     wait
:     do you have to post
:     before or after I quit

Natalie 
:     once  you "quit" i post the power
:     so basically this round is void
:     like she said
:     i feel like im gonna pass out lol. so i should get good in a min
:     food*

Eddie 
:     ok cool
:     wait
:     why did you have warzone 2 in the background?!

Natalie 
:     i had to look for the thread of sheila's
:     that was stickied
:     sarah's*
:     and tell her the pw's to the final boards they found
:     do you not believe me? -_-

Eddie 
:     no I believe you
:     it's just a big move to make
:     like when the oceanic six went back to the island
:     in season 5
:     of Lost

Natalie 
:     well im obviously telling you the truth & i've been with you i just want us in the end
:     s5?
:     i didnt watch lmao

Eddie 
:     oh
:     yeah anyway

Natalie 
:     like if you had it
:     i would definitely do it. they're just gonna
:     target you more when i leave
:     but with us both here, we can build an opposing alliance

Eddie 
:     yes
:     dude I definitely want you here

Natalie 
:     thanks buddy
:     we're gonna be a great team AGAIN just winning shit this time
:     ill be on for like 10 more mins i have the biggest headache and should take a nap before the hoh since i'm assuming you're doing it. will you be here for the hoh?
:     so tell me in the next whatever when you did it so i can post so i don't forget
:     you BETTER be on for the hoh
:     Sheila can't win again -_-

Eddie 
:     yeah for sure
:     she has an advantage
:     go get food

Natalie 
:     im taking a nap ^_^
:     i grabbed just chips.
you're scarying me

Eddie
: why am I scaring you

Natalie
: you just seem short :-P you should be STOKED
:

Eddie
: DO I NEED TO WHIP MY DICK OUT TO PROVE THAT IM STOKED

Natalie
: LOL
: *WHIPS OUT MINE* ITS HARD. IM STOKED

Eddie
: YEAH!!!

[Eddie McGee]

BEST LAST DITCH ATTEMPT AT STAYING EVER!

PART 2

Natalie 
:     we have 5 mins

Eddie 
:     ok...
:     we're in a chat
:     why

Natalie 
:     are you doing it?

Eddie 
:     this is the same as being in a regular conversation
:     I don't know
:     it's scary
:     like...
:     committing suicide
:     with a rope

Natalie 
:     EDDIE DUDE IM NOT LYING PLEASE

bbwarzone has entered the room. 

Eddie 
:     and you don't want to kick the chair
:     and I mean
:     suicide is just so...hard...

Natalie 
:     eddie, i'm not lying to you
:     ugh

Eddie 
:     I know you're not

Natalie 
:     this hurts.
:     eddie you'll be back in the game
:     in 2 seconds.

Eddie 
:     Dude this is just too intense for me
:     like I'm crying right now
:     I'm not even joking

Natalie 
:     whatever eddie. you don't care about us then working together
:     you're not doing it
:     waste a power
:     :-\

Eddie 
:     Dude I love you man
:     but what if it backfires?

Natalie 
:     it won't.
:     do you want them to take you out?

Eddie 
:     NO! THOSE CUNTS MUST DIE!

Natalie 
:     or do you want them to target me again first
:     if they win again
:     it's a good situation for you and we have 3 mins left so are you doing it or not?

Eddie 
:     sigh
:     so Chelsbot if I quit right now
:     it will cancel the round right?

bbwarzone 
:     yes

Eddie 
:     sigh

Natalie 
:     eddie 2 mins :-\
:     

Eddie 
:     YOU'RE RUSHING ME!!!

Natalie 
:     i don't get why you won't do this

Eddie 
:     Dave told me
:     you and him were close

Natalie 
:     dude

Eddie 
:     I'm kind of worried a bit about that

Natalie 
:     I AM NOT BRINGING HIM BACK
:     -_-
:     we literally have
:     50 seconds
:     are you doing it?

Eddie 
:     hold on
:     do I have time to take a piss and come back?

Natalie 
:     nevermind eddie
:     thanks for not helping us both out bye
:     just post no then.

Eddie 
:     Will you love me no matter what I do?

Natalie 
:     ill just bring kenya back now
:     brb posting

Eddie 
:     OMFG
:     you're bringing back Kenya!
:     DUDE IT WOULD TOTALLY RUIN MY GAME
:     WTF DUDE NO

Natalie 
:     fuck you. you're fake.

Eddie 
:     I thought we had something special...

arasfromexile has left the room. 

Eddie 
:     ...

:     "I will remember you...

:     will you remember me...

:     don't let your life...

:     pass you by...

:     :-(



bbwarzone 
:     lol
:     <3
:     he is crazy

Eddie 
:     lol yeah

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Goodbye Message -- Natalie

Well we had a good run. You were honestly one of my closest allies in a weird and possibly homoerotic sort of way. I knew you had alliances all over the place but we had good banter. We said final 2, but I didn't mean it and I'm sure you didn't.

Some shit you said to other people is over the top, I'm all about being a complete douche but for example things you said to Kenya in round 1 were way too personal. I know that underneath the SKETCH and DOUCHE there's a decent person and I'm happy I saw that come out this game.

Its been fun from Day 1 to the very last minute man. Good luck with everything.