Episode Three

[Will Wikle]

Well mother fucker. We lost the challenge and now Nathan is the new HOH. Yes, the same Nathan who I nominated just two rounds earlier. The same Nathan whose best friend in the world I spent a whole week mocking and demoralizing before taking her out of the game in a pretty humiliating show of bitchiness. So you can imagine that I am not feeling real secure right about now.

Sarah and Eddie both told me that I was probably going up against Dave - who I understand is Nathan's real target this week. And then we know Natalie is coming after Jason. I would be a pawn in both scenarios, but I don't feel comfortable being a pawn with this group of lying liars. I would like to just avoid being on the block altogether.

So I went to Nathan to see if I could do something to sway him away from me... he wasn't around, and I ended up having a big long chat. With myself.



JDeanUT: I know you're away, but I'm headed to bed soon and I wanted to talk to you
JDeanUT: I know I'm probably on your short list of people to nominate, and I totally understand that
JDeanUT: but I just wanted to let you know that whatever happens, you know I'm not after you. I'm not planning on coming after you, and I think you realize that
JDeanUT: there are people on the saints team who voted to evict you 2 weeks ago, and there are people over here who voted to keep you
JDeanUT: so I think that should show who your threats are
JDeanUT: I know there aren't a ton of options, so if you want to put me up, that's totally fair.
JDeanUT: I don't think it would be your smartest move, but it would be fair
JDeanUT: I just hope that I'm not your target
JDeanUT: cause you were never mine
JDeanUT: and I'm totally talking to myself
JDeanUT: but I just wanted to say my piece before you make your decision
JDeanUT: if you want to talk, I will be around all day tomorrow
JDeanUT: oh, and one more thing... I think the best move for you would be to put Jason up on the block, and tell him that Natalie was going to put him up anyway. Jason would probably appreciate you not giving Natalie that satisfaction, you'd essentially only have to piss off one person instead of two, and then Natalie would have to piss off someone else and make a new enemy in this game
JDeanUT: or you could put up like... Dave and Lydia - because those two are close and would take the other one off the block if you don't put them up together.
JDeanUT: I however would not use the veto if I won and wasn't on the block
JDeanUT: and if you were to keep me off the block, I'd vote however you wanted as a way of thanking you
JDeanUT: but, again... if you feel like putting me up is the best move for you in the game, I respect that. I just hope that even if I'm on the block, I won't be your target
JDeanUT: cause you won't be one of mine


So yeah... he's not around for me to gauge his thoughts, but I needed to try something. He's a logical guy and a smart player, so hopefully he'll listen to reason when someone spells it out for him. The fact is, I'm not after Nathan. He's very low on my hit list at the moment, and he should realize that.

If he does decide to put me up, it will show that he is playing a completely personal game by getting his revenge on me, and a very un-strategic game. Unless of course his mission here is to lick Sheila's crack by putting up who she wants out - or at least who wants her out.

These nominations are going to show whether Nathan is playing this game to win, or if he's playing this game to avenge the eviction of his little girlfriend in week one. Ooops - I mean his "big giant girlfriend".

[Will Wikle]

Dear Sheila,

In response to your snarky comments regarding the live weekend challenges: I certainly don’t expect the game to stop or stall on my behalf. I’m just saying that unfortunately, I won’t be here to compete for veto.

I realize that it might hurt my chances of staying in the house, but as much as I want to stick around, I can’t let this game damage my social life or the relationships I have in the real world.

Perhaps if you acted a little less like a mean angry bitch, you might have friends who wanted to hang out with you on weekends too. Or perhaps if you were not such a useless leech on society, you might have a meaningful job and would appreciate the mental health benefits that a long weekend can provide. Best of luck with all that.

Love,

Will

P.S. You're fat and ugly and no one likes you, so you should probably just forget about that whole "finding friends" thing that I mentioned earlier and focus more on securing a gym membership. KNOW THAT, BITCH.

[Will Wikle]

Ok, real quick...

Nathan of course put me up. I wasn't surprised that he did it really. I knew I was on his short list. I don't think it was a smart move, because even though I don't think he was targeting me, he did reveal that he is not willing to work with me - despite the fact that his ass would have been out the door if I hadn't chosen to save him.

Then.... Dave up and quits. That sucks. I really didn't want to see him go, because I liked him and he was a strong ally in the "Fuck you Sheila" club that I've started. Although frankly, I'm off the block now and that's really the only thing I care about. I wish Dave the best in whatever is going on in his life, but the game goes on, and I'm still here and I want to win this next challenge for the Saints team.