Episode 2

[Eddie McGee]

Memory Wall Reflections

Saints

Dave
Dave is my number one ally now. The guy I trust the most in the game. I haven't talked to him since the eviction and I hope he didn't get any weird ideas about how I really voted.

Jason
He used to be one of my closest allies but two appearances on Sketchy Shit Watch and the strange events of the first eviction are quickly dropping him lower. I don't trust Jason anymore. Game wise he's also friends with Sheila who I want out badly and I heard he's friends with Natalie who he claims to hate. I really do think Jason and Natalie are playing games with me, now his time is limited.

Lydia
When I found out Natalie knew about the Season 1 alliance I knew it was open knowledge so I came to Lydia and told her my version of the story. She says she's convinced I didn't vote out Jessica but I don't know where our trust is right now. It's possible that she may have been the one to flip. On an official level though we're almost best friends.

Nathan
I ignored him all week because to me he was a dead man walking. Now he's still here. He knows too much about me and he may have been the one to leak the season 1 alliance through Jessica who told him. He needs to go.

Renny
I don't even know with Renny right now. I'm talking with Natalie about making a final four alliance with him, Renny, Will, and I. If that can work, I wouldn't mind at this point.

Sarah
Sarah and I are neutral. I don't expect her to come after me and I don't expect her to come save me. I don't think she expects jack out of me either.

Will
Will and I are good. I have a feeling he knows something I don't know, but that's par for the course this week. I hope I can work with him.





Sinners

Chelsia
I don't see Chelsia around too much. This cast is so shady that I might have to trust her more than I should.

Eddie
I'm one confused hot sexy mess. The vote makes perfect sense to everyone but me. The anti-Jessica brigade was expecting a tie with my vote. Jason never trusted Dave. Rachel never thought Lydia was a sure thing. I know something is wrong though. I have a feeling like there's a joke and it's all on me.

Crazy James
He is friends with some of my enemies (Nathan and Sheila) but he seems unconnected enough that I can get something real working with him.

Jun
We talked once and uneventfully. Something's not clicking with us. I don't need Jun here.

Natalie
Sketchy Shit Probationer. Natalie is playing the game hard. Natalie claims to love me like the second coming of Jesus but I'm suspecting I'm just being played here. Even if I'm liked, Natalie has ten other deals flying around this house so I can't depend on her. I'm trying to make a final four alliance with her, Renny, and Will. This may buy some trust. Overall though with Natalie I can't be sure of anything. I want Natalie around to get rid of Sheila but I'm strongly suspecting that Natalie and Sheila's relationship isn't as bad as I once believed. I'm even more convinced Natalie needs to go by the day but also every day I'm falling in line to being another of Natalie's side kicks and it's driving me crazy.

Rachel
I know Rachel is trying to start a final four alliance with Dave and Chelsia and a mystery person. Dave told me so. Otherwise though, Rachel and I get along and I find myself trusting Rachel in this game. This is how fucked up this shit is getting. I'm working with goody two shoes Rachel and I'm not sure it's an act anymore.

Roddy
He's so fucking safe no questions asked until final 8 at least and it's driving me up the fucking wall because I know I'm not that safe. I'd like to knock him down but that's an impossible fantasy. On the personal level he's really cool. I wonder if I can work with him. I wonder if I can trust him.

Sheila
I talk enough shit about Sheila that it probably got back to her. I'm probably going on the block when she wins. We don't talk much and not for a lack of trying on my part. I'm clearly not on her happy list. Great, I have the biggest comp whore as an enemy again, this is going to be one hell of a game.

[Eddie McGee]

THE COMEBACK

Shady shit happens all around me. Today was a day to regroup and recover from the last vote.


Today's Showmance

Sarah 
:     UM
:     what the fuck is on your flag?

Eddie 
:     it's a heart Sarah
:     there's a heart on my flag

Sarah 
:     mhm and what else?
:     lol

Eddie 
:     my name

Sarah 
:     lol

Eddie 
:     ok I apologize for splitting it in two parts
:     I wrote Ed
:     and then ran out of room
:     so I had to put Die on the next line
:     I know that's kind of morbid

Sarah 
:     lmao
:     that's not the part I was asking about
:     are you toying with me?

Eddie 
:     ;-)

Sarah 
:     lol
:     I never knew you were so funny

Eddie 
:     I'm not even going to ask you if you're putting me up
:     but if you do put me up
:     I'll throw a tantrum and cry to anyone who will listen

Sarah 
:     lol

Eddie 
:     I just read that you're HOH now by the way

Sarah 
:     oh haha

Eddie 
:     and I'm shocked that I almost won it myself

Sarah 
:     yeah - it was between you and James

Eddie 
:     yeah
:     do you know who you are putting up though?

Sarah 
:     who would you put up?

Eddie 
:     hmm
:     there are so many good choices

Sarah 
:     lol

Eddie 
:     it's so hard

Sarah 
:     well you saw noms right?

Eddie 
:     yes
:     Roddy and Rachel
:     the difference between you putting people up
:     and me putting people up
:     is that for me this is my team

Sarah 
:     yeah

Eddie 
:     and for you that's your opposing team

Sarah 
:     true

Eddie 
:     so if I were you I'd put up someone who it would benefit my team to put up

Sarah 
:     you're also so diplomatic
:     lol

Eddie 
:     that's the Saint thing to do

Sarah 
:     smoooth Eddie
:     that's what I'm going to call you from now on

Eddie 
:     I like that name
:     so Rachel and Big She were pretty good this time around
:     OH MY GOD Rachel is already on the block though
:     I have no idea what you should do at all
:     I'm glad I don't have to deal with this

Sarah 
:     lol
:     yeah
:     I am just going to piss someone off
:     yay me

Eddie 
:     also Chelsia isn't very nice
:     plus she didn't put enough time and energy into her flag
:     I think you have a lot of good options

Sarah 
:     lol she's  not very nice
:     did you two not get along in season 1?

Eddie 
:     not really

Sarah 
:     okay

Eddie 
:     Guess what!

Sarah 
:     what?

Eddie 
:     I wrote you a poem

Sarah 
:     lol yay

Eddie 
:     
    When you're not here to share my days and nights
    My life is so incomplete
    For you are my heart, my soul
    The ‘oneness’ I had known to seek
    
    Without you I merely exist from day to day
    With you I know that I will find
    All that I have been searching for
    My completeness, my eternal peace of mind
    
    You are the keeper of my dreams
    The man who holds my heart in his hands
    The one I want to spend my life with
    The one with whom I will always stand
    
    Stand beside through thick and thin
    Through all that life will throw our way
    Knowing that this special love we share
    Will guide us, each and every day
    
    This journey was started long ago
    Before this time and place
    The journey of completeness
    As two hearts and souls embrace
    
    Forever is what I want with you
    For the search is at an end
    Our hearts have found each other
    As lovers, as soul-mates, as friends.

Sarah 
:     awwww <333
:     lol
:     you didn't write that Eddie

Eddie 
:     I swear to god I wrote it and not Denise Mangano

Sarah 
:     LOL
:     well you recite it better than Denise ;-)

Eddie 
:     :-)







Today's Final Four Alliance

Dave
:hey hey ppl
: ok, i am just gonna be straight up
:lydia and roddy

Lydia
:Me and three sexy boys? Have a been a good girl?

Dave
:we assume you guys are close
:and eddie and i are pretty close as well
:and we wondered if you guys would be up for a 4 person alliance, bc we like you guys, lol
:and we think that we are all pretty good players

Eddie
:If you say no, I'll cry

Dave
:lol

Roddy
: one sec

Dave
:the dead silence cant be good

Dave
:haha

Roddy
:no it is a good thing because it means it is being taken seriously

Lydia
:I am asking the magic eight ball
:we are talking this VERY serious

Dave
:haha, oh roddy

Roddy
:yeaa

Lydia
:Well...

Roddy
:it is a go
:!!!!

Eddie
:YAY!!!!

[Eddie McGee]

Strategy Advice with Eddie: ALL-STARS EDITION

Chapter 1

So today on strategy advice on Eddie, we'll take your phone calls.

*takes on high pitched voice*

"Hi Eddie"

Yo what up caller.

"I just want to say I'm your biggest fan and you definitely have this game in the bag."

I like to keep my games in bags and my bags in even bigger bags.

"mmm those bags probably wouldn't be bigger than your ball sack. I saw them on the live feeds when you were jacking off in the Sinner Shack"

They don't make bags that big

"I wish I could have helped you with that. They looked so hot...and then they aired them on The Soup and Oh my god..."

My balls were on The Soup?! Anyway what's your question?

"What are you going to do about WTF-boy?"


Jason? Well...here is how such things must be handled. Some people are born athletes, future mathematicians, even porn stars. Much the same way Jason was born to be a WTF. So it is no surprise that despite a seemingly good pre-game relationship he will agree to join a season 1 alliance in which I am a part of, tell everybody about it to put a target on all of our backs (including mine), vote out against this alliance and lie to me about it, and finally blame another season 1 player (Dave) for it.

I'm not even going to go into him winning the veto because his owner (Sheila) gave him the answers, and then choosing to use the veto on the only non-season 1 person on the block out of three.

There's no point, because that person is Roddy who I have recently made an alliance with...so I can distance myself from the WTF that is Jason.

Now there are two ways to deal with WTFs. You can ignore them or you can punch them in the fucking face and then vote them out. In season 1 I opted for ignoring, guess what that led to? Magically him in the final 2 with my worst enemy. Fuck that!

But for strategy advice here is where Jason went wrong. It's alright to bullshit people about your vote. I do it all the time! It's alright to lie and make an obscene amount of partnerships and alliances that you can't possibly accommodate. I do it too!

But when you start telling everyone and their mom about your secret alliances when they don't even have your back, expect to get fucked.











Jason...YOU SHOULD HAVE SHUT THE FUCK UP!





NOW GO HOME!





This has been strategy advice with Eddie.

[Eddie McGee]

In Theaters this winter...






Roddy
: so
: this is confidential what I am telling you






One team will unite against unbeatable odds...



Lydia
: I really feel like he was the switch vote....

Eddie
: I'm pretty sure he was
: and he's working with Sheila


And Shady mercenaries...


Roddy
: Natalie approached Lydia and I about an alliance today
: I couldnt really say no
: because we are gonna need her vote I think at some point



Together, Shrouded in darkness...


Eddie
: Where the fuck is the light switch




United...


Dave
: but i think now that the dust settled
: its so easy to know where my alliances lie


But cool with a little action on the side...



Roddy
: well, I think there are going to be situations where the four of us might have to falsely accept an alliance in order for us to remain secret because if someone asks you point blank they will wonder why you did not accept



They are...

LYDIA
Winner of Big Brother Warzone 3

RODDY
The Social Threat

DAVE
The Competition Whore

and...

EDDIE
There and Shit

THEY ARE

HELL's ANGELS

Roddy
: but Hells angels is the priority
: and I know that

[Eddie McGee]

If nothing else, read the larger brown font.


Jason
: so whats going on with this vote?

Eddie
: I'm going to wait until the last minute

Jason
: Well we have 5 for Rachel, I need to know if you're with me.

Eddie
: who are the 5?


Jason
: Me, Nathan, natalie, Renny, Sheila
: But keep Natalie on the DL
: I don't want him to get wind that I told someone and flip

Eddie
: sure no problem

Jason
: and with my actions this round
: chelsia (if she wins a challenge) will nominate me over you
: while Rachel is easier to reason with and I could see her going either way
: Like Chelsia told me to fuck off numerous times <3
: I now know how it feels to be you

Eddie
: LMAO
: welcome to the club

Jason
: What do you see as the benefits to keeping Rachel?

Eddie
: my team doesn't have to do this shit every round
: lol

Jason
: Oh yeah
: Well with Rachel gone and with She voting for Rachel
: I don't think you'd want to be on her bad side

Eddie
: with that logic I should be voting with She the whole game

Jason
: Ew no.

Eddie
: I mean I don't think Sheila really cares that much who goes
: they both seem like near inactives to me

Jason
: Jamison7538: (10:52:44 PM) rachel is just going around saying she should stay to get me out
Jamison7538: (10:52:46 PM) anyone that keeps her
Jamison7538: (10:52:49 PM) is on my shit list
: And I'm not scared of Sheila.
: But I don't think that you would want that burden with the lower numbers in her house if she does win again

Eddie
: true true

Jason
: I mean, I'd be forever in your debt =P


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Now Jason the party whip comes out in all his ballsy glory to do Sheila's bidding. Does he think I exist only to fuck myself in this game and help him get second place against Sheila? What a fucking piece of shit. He thinks I'm going to be fear mongered? Really? I threatened Rachel, Chelsia, and Janelle when they had the power to put me up (which they did). What did he ever see me do to make him think I'd ever give a flying fuck?

And I'm going to piss my pants because I'm on Sheila's shitlist? Thanks for the list of names Jason, that's officially the Eddie shitlist.

Anyone who votes with the Sheila can get the fuck out!

[Eddie McGee]

Alright so...post POV week in review

1) Sheila tries to call me out in front of the entire house. The battle can speak for itself. I think I definitely won it and made Sheila look like a bitch. I think she realizes she's gone first chance there is and is trying to turn people to an imaginary still functioning season 1 alliance to get the target off her back. It won't work though, no one wants a repeat of season 2.

2) Natalie and I also called out Jason publicly and harshly. The gloves are off. Motherfucker needs to go.

3) Oh yeah and in this fight I lied that I voted out Jessica. However one person that should know better was convinced.

Which leads me to...an episode of...

And now...

Life Lessons with David Lane ALL-STARS EDITION (Chapter 2)



When one of your best allies tells you over and over that he is lying to half the house that he voted out a person and that ally tells someone from that half of the house the lie in a public forum, disregard your previous knowledge and totally believe the lie.


Dave
: you little fuck.. lol
: you had me convinced you voted nathan
: lol
: i am not mad
: really, i almost voted jess too




THANK YOU DAVE!







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Goodbye Message- Chelsia


What can I say to you bitch? I guess you're pretty fucking cool when we don't have to kick each other's asses. I'm glad we worked out our differences in the game and I'm actually sad to see you go.