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Post by Chelsbot on Feb 23, 2010 22:27:01 GMT -5
Week 1
Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, David Lane, Eddie McGee, James Zinkand, Jason Guy, Jessica Hughbanks, Jun Song, Lydia Tavera, Natalie Cunial, Nathan Marlow, Rachel Plencner, Renny Martyn, Roddy Mancuso, Sarah Hrejsa, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle
16 of the most memorable past houseguests stood outside the doors of the Big Brother: Warzone house. As the best of the best, they had been drafted to take part in the biggest battle yet. Some of these houseguests had won the first time around and were here to defend their titles. Others had suffered humiliating defeats and were here for redemption. The houseguests were not allowed to speak to each other yet, but they were already sizing up their competitors and formulating strategies to get them to the $500,000 prize.
Before it was time to enter the house, Chelsbot announced the theme of the season: Saints vs. Sinners. They would be divided into 2 teams of 8 members each. The Saints, who would always wear baby blue, were chosen for possessing qualities such as integrity, loyalty, and valuing friendship above winning. The Sinners, who would always wear red, were chosen for possessing qualities such as bitchiness, a love for drama, deception and manipulation.
HOH and Immunity challenges would be combined, with one team winning safety for the week and the top performer from the losing team claiming HOH. The HOH would then nominate 2 of his/her fellow teammates for eviction. Then, the top performer from the winning team would wreak havoc by nominating a third houseguest from the losing team for eviction. Each week, there would be 2 Veto winners—the top scorer from the Saints team and the top scorer from the Sinners team. The Veto winner from the losing team would make their decision first. If s/he chose to veto a nominee, a replacement would be made by the person who made that nomination. Then, the Veto winner from the winning team would get a chance to mess with the losing team’s plans. This person would be required to use the Veto on one of the 3 nominees, leaving only 2 nominees to face eviction. Then, all houseguests except the 2 HOHs and the 2 nominees would vote in the eviction. If the vote was a tie, the HOH from the losing team would break it.
David, Jason, Jessica, Lydia, Nathan, Renny, Sarah, and Will were chosen for the Saints team, while Chelsia, Eddie, James, Jun, Natalie, Rachel, Roddy, Sheila were chosen to compete as Sinners.
On the very first night, Jessica was already making plans. She got the ball rolling for a Season 1 alliance…
Jessica (to Chelsia): I wanted to talk to you about something.. I think it would be in all of our best interests.. to make some sort of season 1 alliance.. even if it's just to jury whatever. I mean I know you and I have issues with Eddie, but I think we could all put aside our issues to help ourselves advance.
Chelsia: *Puts on fake face* I can honestly say I would be up for that all the way. I have always hoped our season could make something happen and stay close. I truly would give you, Jason, Rachel, Eddie and Dave my word that I would not try taking you guys out.
Jessica: I'm really excited about the idea of season 1 working together.. we were by far the best season and nobody outside of our season needs to know. I do have issues with Eddie.. obviously but I can deal with him for now to make this alliance work. It's not going to be that big of a problem.
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Jason (to Chelsia): I am so glad you are here, it would not have been All-stars without you. I hope you plan on getting into some fine fights with bitches this season.
Chelsia: Thanks for the kind words, it feels nice knowing someone wants me here. I just want to play my blunt, outspoken game for the most part.
Jason: My goal is to make jury then go from there. I was talking to a few people and I think a good idea would be for some season 1 peeps to get together since we are obviously the best season.
Chelsia: I have been talking to Jessica a bit about the alliance with season 1 as well. I am behind it all the way if we all agree on it and stay true to each other. I really do see a positive side to us all working together, I mean I know some of us have a rough past and all, but that only helps hide the alliance.
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Eddie (to Chelsia): We were pains in each other's asses last season and things got out of hand. I did things that were dumb as hell...and I still think you did some too. Regardless of that it's been over a year now and I'm unable to hold that long of a grudge or see a reason to. I'm hearing things about a possible Warzone 1 alliance and I wouldn't mind folding into that and just starting over with you.
Chelsia: It's all under the bridge with me. Like you said it’s been over a year or so since any of that happened. I truly hold no grudges from our first season at all.
Eddie: I think the most logical thing to do is to pretend to still hate each other. Anything less than that might seem suspicious.
In addition to forming a Season 1 alliance, Jessica also bonded with Roddy and Lydia…
Jessica (to Lydia): What would you think about an alliance of me, you, Roddy and Nathan.. I'm just throwing the idea out there. I'm not asking you to commit or anything. It's just something I've been toying around with in my head.
Lydia: To be honest I have been thinking about making an alliance with you as well. You are probably the person I connect the most with on a personal level. Roddy is smart. Nathan is good at combinations. And we are the two baddest chicks around. I mean competitions… Sorry, I must be more tired than I thought.
Jessica: It's like me saying mental when I meant medical. Those words aren't even close.
Lydia: That’s our secret code phrase. mental combinations. 
But not everyone was fond of Jessica…
In the first HOH competition, the Saints and Sinners were put to the test. The game was called “A-MAZE-ing Race!” The houseguests had to answer Warzone trivia to open locked safes and collect puzzle pieces, which came together to form a maze. The first team to have 4 people complete the maze would win. The first person to finish from each team would win HOH. The Sinners made quick work of the competition, but everyone was thrown for a loop when Natalie gave Will from the Saints team the solution.
Natalie (to Will): SEND IT. Hurry! Senddd.
Will: I will.
Natalie: I hope you win HOH. DON’T TELL PEOPLE I GAVE IT TO YOU!
When Sheila caught wind that Natalie had helped the other team, she was furious and immediately notified the other Sinners about Natalie’s betrayal. It wasn’t long before Natalie was tag teamed by 2 of the bitchiest players in Warzone history.
Sheila: Hey Natalie… thanks for giving the puzzle to the Saints.
Eddie: Seriously?
Rachel: Hopefully we got it in before them…
Sheila: If not then Natalie is going UP. Dumb cunt. Why would you fucking give the other team the answer?
Chelsia: Natalie fucking gave answers to them Saints?
Sheila: Yup.
Chelsia: Natalie! You bitch! You tryna take us out already, huh?
Natalie: After we sent, idiots! Stop fucking yelling at me like I’m 2, okay?
Sheila: You better pray we got 4 people. If not you're going up for being such a dumb bitch.
Natalie: I DON’T CARE, SHEILA! YOU DON’T SCARE ME!
Sheila: Whatever.
Chelsia: Truly whatever. You can get bent, Natalie. You are already wanting us out and that’s bullshit! Why not keep us strong?
Sheila: She's more worried about having one of her friends win HOH on the other team. *rolls eyes*
Natalie: Yep, that’s it.
Chelsia: They will turn on your ass and slap you up anyways! Half the Saints said they want you out!
Natalie: Do you mind? You keep talking and talking.
Chelsia: Just be careful, honey! Can we just work together without giving them Saints help? Or is this gonna keep up?
Natalie: DO YOU EVER SHUT UP? GOD!
Chelsia: Fuck off. Don't be a retarded bitch and expect not to get yelled at or told off.
Despite Natalie’s double crossing, the Sinners won safety for the week. Sheila became the Sinner HOH. And thanks to Natalie, Will won HOH on the Saints side. After the competition, Jason and Lydia devised a plan. Jason, Lydia, Will, Sarah, and Nathan were the 5 who worked the hardest on the competition, so Jason and Lydia asked Will to keep them all safe.
Jason: Will, I have a question for ya. Would you be willing to spare all of us?
Will: It wouldn't be fair to everyone who helped to nominate them.
Jason: I'm sure that all of us would remember it
Lydia: The Lord too.
Nathan: And having people who do well at challenges = good.
Will: The 5 of us are safe.
With Will in power, he set his sights on getting rid of Jessica…
Jessica (to Will): You know, even if you nominate me, I'm not going to leave. But that's your choice I guess.
Will: I have no reason to believe any of these people. Including you.
Jessica: What would I lie about though? I mean seriously.
Will: I have heard different things from everyone tonight. I just can't believe anything right now.
Jessica: I only have your best interest at heart. But I mean obviously if you nominate me.. then I guess all I can do is want you out too since you started going after me first when I did nothing to you.
Will: Threatening me... not helping your cause.
Jessica: I'm not threatening you!
Will: Yeah, you are, and I don't respond well to that.
In order to ensure Jessica’s eviction, Will decided to nominate her next to Nathan, her closest ally. At the nomination ceremony, he went back on the promise he made to the group of 5…
Will: I've chosen to nominate Jessica and Nathan for eviction this week. Jessica, when you didn’t appear to get your way, you became rude, disrespectful, and threatening. I don’t appreciate that. You were one of my choices from the start, and you solidified that by acting like a brat last night. Nathan, if someone had told me 2 days ago that I would be putting you up on the block, I would never have believed them. But Jessica made it clear to me that you two were in a very tight alliance, and if I learned one thing in season 2, it is to never underestimate Nathan’s power over women.
Jessica: Wow Will, you really are Natalie's Bitch <3
Will: Jessica, my nominations had nothing to do with Natalie. And they had nothing to do with me being anybody's "bitch". They had everything to do with that fact that YOU are a bitch. So get over yourself.
Jessica: I'd rather be a bitch and play the game for myself than be someone else’s bitch and fuck my own game. I told you the reason for my attitude last night. You were always going to nominate me, since the moment Natalie told you to. Just admit it already. It's okay
Will: I wish you’d just take responsibility for your behavior and stop trying to blame anyone else for the fact that you’re on the block.
It was now Sheila’s turn to name a third nominee…
Sheila: Time to be a bitch. The person that I have chosen to nominate is... RENNY. You say you "don't dislike" me but every other person I ask says you hate me. I was willing to give you a chance this game then you just went and talked smack to people about me.
After the nomination ceremony, Jessica attempted to make nice with Will.
Jessica: I want to apologize for last night…
Will: Thanks, I appreciate that.
Jessica: The only thing you did though.. is prove to all the saints that your word means nothing, you realize that right? Since you promised not to nominate any of them?
Will: If that's what they want to think, that's fine. I made a mistake by making that deal, and I admit it.
Jessica: I’m just pointing that out. I mean I'm fine with the nomination.
Will: And for the record, this is not my bad. You were really snotty to me last night, and you've admitted that. I'll own up to breaking my deal with Nathan, but you should own up to your fault in this as well.
Jessica: Honestly I'm in such a good mood right now.. that that nomination doesn't even bother me.
Will: I'm glad.
Jessica: It's not my fault you nominated Nathan. And to say he has power over feelings… that's a little weird. He doesn’t have me under a spell, we're just good friends.
Will: If two people are inseparable, you can't blame people for putting them up together. It’s just the way it goes.
Jessica: I'm not actually mad or anything. Soooo what do ya say? What do you think though.. if I don't leave this round.. we have some secret alliance or something.
Will: Well no one would suspect it, that's for damn sure.
Jessica: Exactly.
Will: Then we can just keep up our bitchy comments and know it's all in fun.
With her life in the house on the line, Jessica wanted to make sure that she could depend on her allies to save her with the Veto…
The Veto competition was called “Oh My Word!” The houseguests were given a big picture with several hidden words. These words were all adjectives that can be used to describe individuals. Some of these adjectives were characteristics of Saints, while others were characteristics of Sinners. The houseguests had to find the words and put them in the correct category. For each correct word, they would earn a point. For every incorrect word, they would lose a point. The Saint and the Sinner with the most points would win the Veto.
On the Saints side, Dave dominated and scored a perfect score of 102. On the Sinners side, Natalie fought hard to save her ally Renny. She came out on top with a score of 98.
Before the Veto ceremony, Jessica worked her magic to try to get Dave to save her…
Jessica (to Dave): Are you gonna use the Veto on me?
Dave: I am like 90% leaning towards not using the Veto.
Jessica: But why are you leaning towards that?
Dave: Look, I don’t want you gone, but I want Nathan gone, and I feel like keeping you both up is helpful in that happening...
Jessica: I get you want Nathan gone, but now I'm so paranoid that I feel I may leave over him. I mean you said you would use it on me if you weren't nominated… and I tried hard to make sure you weren't nominated.
Dave: I said I would consider, and I have. I am being honest with you. Like I don’t want you gone.
Jessica: You could be part of my true alliance. I don't have anything set in stone. The only thing set right now is the season 1 alliance.
Dave: I appreciate that, but I don’t think I am changing. You can hate me. But I do wish you the best of luck. And I will not vote against you. I am sorry it came to this.
Jessica: I feel so betrayed…
Dave: Sorry. 
Jessica: And you lied.
Dave: People lie in this game, Jess. You know that.
Jessica: But of all people I didn't think you'd lie to me.
At the Veto ceremony, Dave chose to honor Will and Sheila’s nominations.
Dave: Renny, I don’t even know you. You seem like a funny person, but I really don't see a reason to save you. Nathan, you are a great player and good at challenges. Keeping you would be good for the Saints, but could also be bad in the end. Jess, we've talked, and you know where I stand with this. I have decided NOT to use the Veto.
Now that Dave had made his decision, Natalie was required to save one of the two nominees, leaving 2 people to face eviction.
Natalie: Jessica, I don't believe I am playing WZAS to basically get free Sea World tickets to watch you swim. You Shamu cunt. I'm not using this veto on you. <33 Nathan, you know you're staying. Renny… I AM USING THE VETO ON YOU BABY. <33333 Lets make babies.
The final nominees for the week were Jessica and Nathan. With the eviction approaching, it looked like the 5 Season 1 voters plus Lydia and Roddy would vote to keep Jessica. The rest of the house would vote out Jessica, making it a 7-5 vote in favor of Jessica staying in the game.
Meanwhile, Sheila was salivating over the idea of Nathan being the first person to leave the game…
Jason: Who do you want to leave?
Sheila: Jessica is hated. And Nathan is way too likeable. This seriously might be the only time to get rid of him.
Jason: I kinda want to vote for Nathan just so Natalie gets mad. =/
Sheila: Do it! >=)
It was too good to be true. Sheila’s ally Jason was planning to backstab the Season 1 alliance, forcing a tie in which Will would send Jessica home.
When it came time to vote, almost all the votes went according to plan…
With 6 votes to evict Nathan and 5 to evict Jessica, Jason held the deciding vote. This Saint decided to take a page from the Sinners’ playbook and stab his Season 1 ally in the back.
When the votes were revealed, Jessica made one last ditch effort to stay in the game…
Jessica (to Will): Is there any chance you'd keep me? I just so badly want to take out Natalie. I'd hate for her to be able to beat me in this game.
Will: Honestly? No.
Jessica: There’s no way at all?
Will: Nope.
Jessica: Can you tell me why?
Will: Yeah. 1. I gave my word to Nathan. 2. You're a bitch.
Jessica: Okay.
And Jessica became the first All-Star to leave the game…
Will: Jessica, I vote to evict you. Don't let the door hit you, bitch.
Sheila: The Saints are so cunty this game. Bye Jess.
Nathan: THANKS TO THE SEXY SIX + WILL FOR THE VOTES!
Jessica: Bye haters and good riddens! Thanks those that didn't lie <3
Will: Bye Jessica. Oh, and the word you're looking for is "riddance". Boo yah!
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Post by Chelsbot on Feb 23, 2010 23:41:09 GMT -5
Week 1 – Part 2
Houseguests: Alex Coladonato, Eric Stein, Joshuah Welch, Karen O’Neil-Ganci, Mike “Boogie” Malin, Nicole Schaffrich,
As the All-Stars began their battle for $500,000, another game was underway. 6 houseguests stood outside the doors of what would come to be known as the Little Brother house. The 6 houseguests had one thing in common—they had all played the Warzone game, and they all came up short. They were evicted for various reasons, but they were all evicted within the first 4 weeks of the game. They had now been given a shot at redemption. Once 4 of these houseguests had been evicted, the remaining 2 would enter the All-Star house as intruders and would have a chance to win the $500,000 prize.
After entering the house, Nicole took the opportunity to reconnect with her friends from Season 1…
Joshuah (to Nicole): I was happy to see you here.
Nicole: I know. I was happy to see you in the game as well.
Joshuah: I was like, good, a person I actually get along with in general. Maybe I won't be the first one out...again.
Nicole: I know. It felt good to have someone I knew in the game and someone to work with. I went, whew that's a relief.
Joshuah: And then all the people from the series who've had issues with me all did good, so I knew I wouldn't be finding them in here.
Nicole: Yeah, I was relieved not to see any of them as well. Though I have a few choice words for Rachel when I see her next.
Joshuah: Hopefully the first challenge isn't that damn linking chain again.
Nicole: Ugh, I hope not. That was really annoying.
Joshuah: Yeah, and that's when Amanda fucked me over.
Nicole: Yeah, she fucked us all over. I still can't believe I fell for her shit in that challenge.
Joshuah: Had she not fucked me over, I wouldn't have had the distinction of being the first player evicted from the series.
Mike (to Nicole): You were brought back, too! I knew you COULD be here too, but I thought, nahh, I’m not THAT lucky.
Nicole: It's great to be back, cause this looks like so much fun.
Mike: If me and you stay low, Joshuah will become the biggest seeming threat from our season. So, if our season gets attacked, I’m thinking they’ll want to take him out. Clearly I’m totally for entering the house together with you.
Nicole: I would love to enter the house with you as well.
The houseguests competed in their first HOH competition, titled "A-MAZE-ing Race!", in which they raced to open up locked safes and assemble together a maze puzzle. The competition was close, but Josh came out on top.
At the nomination ceremony, Boogie and Eric found themselves in the hotseat.
Joshuah: Clearly I have decided to nominate Eric and Boogie for eviction. Boogie, I nominated you simply because you and I never really talked in the first season of this game, and things started this time around right where the last one left off. The only time you did speak to me, was after it was announced I won HoH. Based on that I can only question your motives, of are you just going to go week to week and kiss up to the person who has HoH? Eric, nominating you was just a little bit harder. I have connected with you the least out of everyone that isn't on the block. Also, it was brought to my attention that you don't really feel like you have a chance to come out of this house and into the main game, and are "just doing this for fun". Well, if that is truly how you believe, maybe you shouldn't be here.
At the Power of Veto competition, "Oh My Word!" Eric fought hard and won the Veto. With 100 points, he scored higher than every single All-Star except for Dave.
At the Veto ceremony, Eric was quick to save himself from the chopping block…
Eric: I tried my damndest to win the Veto, so with that in mind I choose to use the Power of Veto on myself. Joshuah, as current Head of Household, it is your responsibility to make another enemy nominate someone as my replacement (kidding, kidding of course). Good luck to the rest of the HouseGuests!
And Joshuah was forced to nominate someone else.
Joshuah: Well, I didn't really want to nominate another person. But, obviously I have to. I made this decision at random, and I hope there isn't any hard feelings. Karen, I choose to nominate you.
Meanwhile, Eric was livid about the nominations in the All-Star house…
It was time to vote the first person out of the Little Brother house. Nicole was set on keeping Mike, while Eric was set on keeping Karen. So it all came down to Alex…
By a vote of 2-1, Karen was spared. Mike became the first person to leave the Little Brother house.
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Post by Chelsbot on Feb 24, 2010 21:55:26 GMT -5
Week 2
Houseguests: Chelsia Hart, David Lane, Eddie McGee, James Zinkand, Jason Guy, Jun Song, Lydia Tavera, Natalie Cunial, Nathan Marlow, Rachel Plencner, Renny Martyn, Roddy Mancuso, Sarah Hrejsa, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle
In the aftermath of Jessica’s eviction, the house was divided…
And everyone wanted to know who cast the mystery vote…
The HOH competition was called “Hold Down the Fort.” Each Houseguest designed a personal battle flag to place in a fort. The Saints and Sinners would then try to break into the other team’s forts. The last Saint and the last Sinner t to have their flag captured would win. At the end of the game, the Saints claimed victory, with Sarah winning HOH for the Saints and Crazy James for the Sinners.
As the Saint HOH, Sarah had a big decision ahead of her…
Eddie started a showmance with Sarah in an attempt to keep himself safe…
Eddie (to Sarah): I wrote you a poem.
Sarah: Yay!
Eddie: When you're not here to share my days and nights, My life is so incomplete, For you are my heart, my soul, The ‘oneness’ I had known to seek…
Sarah: Awwww <333 You didn’t write that, Eddie.
Eddie: I swear to god I wrote it and not Denise Mangano.
Sarah: Well you recite it better than Denise. 
With Crazy James in power, his plan was to settle a score with Roddy, his Season 3 rival.
Crazy James (to Roddy): After you fucked me over last season, I just really don’t see myself giving two shits about ya.
Roddy: I mean clearly there was bad blood between us last season, but I just don’t think it would benefit us to get rid of each other this season.
Crazy James: I never got an apology from you last season. You guys kept fucking Kevin over me. I'm putting you up this week, and since no one hates you you will definitely stay… especially when I put you up against a season winner. I don’t hate you or anything like that. I'm just bitter as fuck for what you did to me.
Roddy: You seriously have not gotten over what happened last season? Can dish it out to other people, but can’t take it when someone does the EXACT same thing to you?
Crazy James: YOU betrayed ME first and nominated me. So I don’t know what you're saying, mister.
Roddy: I am just saying that you know well that people fuck each other over in BB to win. Yeah, last time I had to fuck you over.
Crazy James: You fucked me over waaaaaay earlier than necessary.
Roddy: I get your point, that I fucked you over and you don’t trust me now. I still think its a dumbass decision to put me up, but I am obviously not gonna change your mind.
Crazy James: The true Roddy is coming out now. I like that. Everyone was saying you were hiding your true feelings. You really do hate me!
Roddy: Clearly you are just gonna try and read into whatever I say.
Crazy James: Rawwwww emotions, brooo.
Roddy: I am not gonna play your games.
Crazy James: My Crazy Jamez Gamez?
Roddy: Yes. Those ones.
Crazy James: I don't play Crazy Jamez Gamez! I speak the truth and the truth speaks me!
At the nomination ceremony, Crazy James nominated the Season 1 winner next to his Season 3 rival.
Crazy James: I nominated Rachel and Roddy. Rachel, I have no fucking clue as to who you are. Simple as that. I've never met you or even heard of you in this game yet. Roddy, I'm still bitter as fuck from last season of Warzone. You nominated me and voted me out over KEVIN among other things. Even when I was the main force calling Jeff out AND I had a fucking Power you guys still voted me out and never apologized or anything. I'm a vengeful FUCK and this is my way of getting you back.
Roddy: Revisionist history much  ? James, you dug your own grave in Warzone 3. You pissed people off left right and center but could not back it up with challenges. Was I part of the reason you left? Hell yeah I was. But it was a UNANIMOUS decision that you should go. In fact, even if I had voted for you to stay, you still would have gone. But whatever helps you sleep at night...
Crazy James: I'm not going to fight with you and prove you wrong which I easily can by the way. Roddy, you're so fake it's not even funny. You're like the most relaxed and laid back guy to your face, but behind everyone's back you are such a dirty player. Everyone told me that you hate me and are being a fake bitch so like why should I even bother being your buddy? COME AND TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT!
Sheila: LOL @ WZ3 drama. I didn't even know anything happened in that game besides people quitting. This is exciting.
With Rachel and Roddy on the block, it was time for Sarah to name a third nominee…
Sarah: Okay, so since I worked so hard to earn HOH ;)I must nominate a third person. I have talked to most of you since the game began but there is one person who I haven't spoken to at all... Chelsia. Chelsia, nothing personal but since I haven't talked to you I am choosing to nominate you.
But Chelsia did take the nomination personally…
Chelsia: Don't act all fucking fake with your reason when you know damn well why you really nominated me. I'm sure the CHOICE wasn't even yours to begin with... You've become a minion, you've been a minion, you're a fifth wheel, and your gameplay is tellin' the world, honey. I know damn well why I am sitting here, and it's not because I haven't talked to you, that's for sure! Sarah, lady up and make your own choices in life as well this game. Stop letting people run your show. I could ramble on pissed at you for hours upon hours, but you’re NOT worth my time.
Sarah: Awww thank you for your opinion, dear Chelsia, but I have to tell you I did make my own choice - and it was a really good choice! In fact the more you talk to better I feel about it.  Oh, and FYI just going off on people for the purpose of looking like the house bitch is lame. It's getting old and boring. If my reasoning wasn't good enough for you - tough shit!
Chelsia: You fucking put me on the block and think I'm trying to be the house bitch? You brought this on yourself and deserve to hear every word thrown your way. So FYI stop playing for 3rd or 4th place! You were controlled in season 2 and you're damn well being controlled in All-Stars. What's sad is you're letting the same people lead you to the slaughter house again! You wonder why I never talked to your phony ass? Tough shit!
And the fights didn’t stop. After the nomination ceremony, Crazy James and Roddy got into it once again.
Crazy James: Don’t call me out unless you can handle some comebacks. You’re fake as fuck.
Roddy: You’re annoying as fuck.
Crazy James: Bro, all I did was nominate you. If you wanna turn this into a war, I’ll drop the bomb on you.
Roddy: How am I declaring war on you?
Crazy James: Because everyone says you’re being fake just like you were last season. Fool me once? Not again! You played me like a dog last season. This time the dog’s got TEEEEETH.
Roddy: Wow, scary.
Crazy James: *bites*
Roddy: You have truly succeeded in intimidating me.
Crazy James: Do you want to quit the game yet?
Roddy: As if that would EVER happen.
Crazy James: You can either like, get evicted now or just quit a day or 2 early. Your call.
Roddy: But you wouldn't have my awesome company if I left. Who would you use to gloat to about the HoH that you lucked into?
Crazy James: I scored -8 on purpose as well as me not getting into any safes-- all on purpose bud. And it brought me an HOH!! Woopedy doo da.
Roddy: Yeah because scoring -8 or opening NO safes is so hard to do.
Crazy James: Bro, don’t be jealoussss. I so hope you get evicted this week now.
Roddy: I know you do.
Crazy James: Your true colors are entertaining though! If you acted like this the whole time I would actually like you. Normally, when you've got that mask on, you're a boring ass bitch.
Roddy: Don’t expect me to be leaving any time soon. Especially not because of doing something as filthy as quitting.
Crazy James: Suck on my ultimate comeback bitch.
Roddy: What?
Crazy James: SUCK ON MY ULTIMATE COMEBACK!
Roddy: Oh.
Crazy James: Don’t make me speak twice or I’ll piss blood on your family… as I eat them.
Roddy: You’re very creative, Jamesy. You should write for the show Dexter.
Crazy James: Pussy bitch. Dingledouche. Fuckface. Asshole fucking pansy ass bitch.
Roddy: I’m loving this creative energy!
Crazy James: F' that. I hope you get fucked this week. Up your ass real hard by Jeff's golden power of dick.
Roddy: Well you better hope that happens. Because power is fleeting, and karma is very real in this game.
After the nominations, Roddy, Lydia, Dave, and Eddie joined forces, creating a cross-team alliance that would come to be known as “Hell’s Angels.”
Lydia: Me and three sexy boys? Have I been a good girl?
Dave: I am just gonna be straight up. Lydia and Roddy, we assume you guys are close. And Eddie and I are pretty close as well. And we wondered if you guys would be up for a 4 person alliance.
Eddie: If you say no, I'll cry .
Dave: *offers hand for shake*
Lydia: HELL TO THE YES!
Roddy: *shakes hand, and turns it into a broski hug*
But what Roddy didn’t know was that Lydia and Dave had already formed a final 2 alliance…
With the Veto competition approaching, the house banded together to get rid of Sheila. Several housemates were hoping to Veto Chelsia so that Sarah could hopefully nominate Sheila so that she could be evicted.
Eddie: Crazy James wouldn't backdoor Sheila like 90% of players would if given a chance.
Lydia: Crazy James's plan is just to be like Chima with Jeff.... playing as her puppet lap dog.
Eddie: I mean best case scenario is that a sinner takes off Sarah’s nomination and hopefully she puts up Sheila.
Dave: And Sarah backdoors her.
Will was one of the main people gunning to get Sheila out of the house…
Sarah (to Will): I am not promising to put up Sheila. That's like fucking suicide… unless she goes.
Will: She's going to make it so far, though, just cause everyone thinks that.
Sarah: Maybe as a replacement. I would only do that if I was dead sure on votes.
The Veto competition was called “You’ve Left Me Speechless.” The houseguests had to unscramble tiles to reveal quotes from 5 past Warzone players. Then they had to write the quotes in the correct speaking bubbles. The first Saint and the first Sinner to finish correctly would win the Veto. Several houseguests, including Eddie, Dave, and Rachel fought hard so they could get Sheila backdoored. But it was all for naught when Sheila and her ally Jason claimed victory.
Chelsia: It's pretty obvious that you two worked together, or should I say Sheila worked on it and gave the answers to Jason? Mmmmmhm, bed buddies written all over cho faces.
Crazy James: Don’t Veto Roddy.
Before the Veto ceremony, Jason came up with a wild theory that the person saved by the winning team’s Veto would receive a special clue to a power.
Jason (to Roddy): Okay, I am probably going to veto you. All I ask is if you get a clue, you let me know, and we can get the power together.
Roddy: You better not pull a Jeff on me if it happens though.
Jason: I got your back.
At the Veto ceremony, Sheila chose to leave the nominations as they were…
Sheila: Mkay. I've made a decision and I've decided to... NOT use the Veto.
The ball was now in Jason’s court. He stuck with the plan and decided to save Roddy from the block, again showing that he was not loyal to the Season 1 alliance.
Jason: Well I have to use the veto to take the nominees from three to two so I have decided to use the veto on.... RODDY.
Crazy James: Jason, you're next!!!!!!!
Chelsia: Jason you have a lot of nerve, ya Harry fucking Potter freak.
Crazy James: YEAH YOU TELL HIM CHELSIA!!!!!!! 
Chelsia: Don't get me started on you, Crazy! I have mixed feelings with ya already. I do thank you for giving me a key, on the other hand you can stick it up your ass for slapping my girl Rachel on the block. If you really wanted Roddy out that badly, you should have been a bit smarter to who you slapped up next to him. Bad move. Game costing! Bye pal....
After the Veto ceremony, the house rallied against the Jason-Sheila duo… Talked turned to keeping Rachel so she could help them in this fight.
Eddie (to Will): I'm pissed about failing to take down Big She. I guess next time.
Will: I know. Her veto win is just fans to the fire, though. People really need to see that we have got to take the first chance we get. And good job Jason on your veto win. I'm sure that was totally legit and not at all a product of Sheila just giving you her answers. Jason's veto win is about as real as my HOH win last week.
Eddie: I know. I don't trust that guy.
Will: He's so far up Sheila’s ass, he can't even see straight. Whichever team loses next week, we need to try and get one of those two out.
Eddie: He tried to talk to me into voting out Rachel, so just for that I think I'll vote out Chelsia. I feel I need Rachel to help take down Sheila.
Will: Yeah, that was my thought too. Rachel is with us on the anti-Sheila thing.
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Sarah (to Will): who are you voting?
Will: I know that Jason and Sheila want Rachel out, and I'm not excited to help them.
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Will (to Dave): What are you thinking for the vote?
Dave: It's tough... I think Rachel is the bigger threat, but Chelsia starts drama.
Will: Rachel is definitely the bigger threat, but she is also firmly in the "get Sheila out" corner.
Dave: I do think that Rachel would be willing to go after Sheila, and would be a bigger help in that aspect.
Will: I really want to get as many people on board to work on getting Sheila out as possible, and that to me makes Rachel more valuable. We need to kind of get a cohesive group of people with the same goal.
Dave: We should have went for Jason round 1, because I think he's Sheila’s right hand man.
Will: Oh, he definitely is. I think no matter which side wins the next challenge, we take out either Sheila or Jason.
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Will (to Rachel): Good luck with the vote.
Rachel: Thanks.
Will: I have been hearing a lot of things from a lot of people on how they are voting, but I think your best angle is to tell people that you want Sheila out and that you're going after her if you stick around. That's the biggest reason that people are giving for wanting to keep you in the game.
Rachel: That is my plan.
Will: I really want people around who are going to target Sheila and Jason, cause they're going to control things if we don't get them out soon.
Rachel: Agreed. And I'm glad I'm not the only one that thinks so.
Will: No, there's a lot of us on that same page. I'll work on getting more votes your way if I can, and hopefully we can rally support for this whole anti-Sheila/Jason campaign I plan to work on.
Rachel: I’ll be front and center on this campaign.
Rachel followed Will’s advice and let people know that she was targeting Jason and Sheila. But when Sheila caught wind of what Rachel was doing, the single mother was enraged…
Although many people were leaning towards evicting Chelsia, Jason had other thoughts. Rachel had beat him in Season 1, and he had a score to settle. Jason tried to gather votes to get rid of Rachel, but the more he talked, the more people wanted to keep Rachel in the game.
Jason (to Eddie): So what’s going on with this vote? We have 5 for Rachel, I need to know if you're with me.
Eddie: Who are the 5?
Jason: Me, Nathan, Natalie, Renny, Sheila… But keep Natalie on the DL.
Eddie: Sure, no problem.
Jason: With Rachel gone and with Sheila voting for Rachel, I don't think you'd want to be on her bad side. She said that anyone that keeps Rachel is on her shitlist. And I'm not scared of Sheila. But I don't think that you would want that burden with the lower numbers in her house if she does win again.
Eddie: True, true.
Jason: I mean, I'd be forever in your debt =P
Nominated next to her closest ally and feeling that her days were numbered, Chelsia snapped. When everyone else was sleeping, Chelsia tiptoed into Sarah’s bedroom, carrying a pair of scissors. She held her finger to her mouth, whispered “Shhh!” and then quickly cut Sarah’s hair with the scissors.
Satisfied, Chelsia tiptoed out of the room and into the bathroom, where she cackled to herself as she grabbed Jason’s toothbrush. It was time to clean the toilet. Chelsia smirked to herself as she entered the toilet area and began scrubbing the toilet with Jason’s toothbrush. As she exited the toilet area now carrying Jason’s filthy toothbrush, Jason walked into the room. It was about to go down.
Chelsia (to Jason): You're really fucked. Not gamewise. Just fucked up. Just fucked up, but whatever.
Jason: How?
Chelsia: Uh, how the fuck not?
Jason: Okay.
Chelsia: You could have kept one of us off the block, but you go and take fucking Roddy your pal off. FUCK YOU. All part of the plan I know.
Jason: What plan?
Chelsia: Come to me about fucking season 1 deals and then do this. Fuck you. And get fucked. I hope you're next.
Jason: Well someone flipped on season one last round, and it wasn't me. So that deal obviously went down the shitter.
Chelsia: Whatever. You probably voted Jessica out.
Jason: Since I told everyone I voted for Nathan, and even told Nathan.
Chelsia: Well, I think you're full of shit, so whatever. Go give your game to Sheila now, buddy.
Jason: Why am I giving her the game?
Chelsia: Because you will do whatever the fuck she wants you to do. You're up her ass.
Jason: You two being nominated was never the motivation.
Chelsia: Vote me out, because you done gave me some motivation.
Jason: We'll see what happens.
Chelsia: You mean you'll see what Sheila wants to do?
Jason: I actually haven't done one thing Sheila wanted to do so far, so you really don't know my game.
Chelsia: I hope Roddy will have your back like we would have.
Jason: I do as well.
Chelsia: You should probably focus on keeping Rachel. I don't see her holding a grudge with y'all like I would.
Jason: It's not personal, Chelsia.
Chelsia: It IS. Beyond that.
Jason: It really isn't.
Chelsia: For me it is. I lost all respect for you.
Jason: I won't lose sleep over losing your respect. Also, I wasn't the one who spilled the season one alliance like our friend Jessica. And I didn't nominate you like James and Sarah did.
Chelsia: Nope. You only left me dead with our season 1 partner. We were two of the people I think you never had to worry about. We had your back.
Jason: Well, obviously not anymore, and it is what it is.
Chelsia: Mmmmhm.
Chelsia was not finished. She planned on being the biggest bitch possible until Chelsbot announced that she had been evicted. The next day, she gave some of her housemates a piece of her mind.
Chelsia (to Roddy): I find your gameplay *YAWNS* pretty boring! I hope you fall asleep and wake up in some weird Freddy Krueger dream.
Chelsia (to Nathan): I've never talked to you before, but you're a boring winner in my book.
Chelsia (to Sheila): Sitting back probably smirking away at the whole thing, as you masterminded it.
Sheila: I didn’t mastermind anything. -_-
Chelsia: Take credit. It would be nice from a jury points perspective.
Sheila: I don't take credit for stuff I don't do.
Chelsia: Well, in the end if you're around, don't let Jason take credit for it. You have so many minions, and I am sure you set this shit up.
Sheila: Trust me, I didn't set this up. If anyone did it was Natalie. I actually thought I was going to get nominated by Sarah.
Chelsia: I despise her gameplay. I depise everyone's game play, honestly. A fucked up unit. Good talks and good times... laters.
Sheila: Bye.
Fed up, Sheila called a house meeting in the living room…
Sheila: I am SICK of you guys. It is so annoying hearing "I HEARD YOU SAID THIS ABOUT ME" "I HEARD YOU'RE DOING THIS" "I HEARD YOU'RE VOTING RACHEL OUT." Excuse you guys but if I didn't say it then don't fucking spread shit about me. And I know who all is doing it too and you're all on my shitlist so you better watch the fuck out or come apologize to me ASAP before I'm done with you forever.
TO THE SEASON 1 PEOPLE:
I'm sorry that you're getting annihilated but maybe you should blame someone other than me. Like maybe the person that was supposed to be in your alliance but ratted you out to everyone. I didn't tell James to nominate Rachel. Why the fuck would I want the only other person that pulls their weight in challenges for the sinners to get nominated? And I didn't tell Sarah to nominate Chelsia so y'all can get the fuck over it and if you want to go ahead and blame me then I WILL be after your asses. GOT IT?! I originally didn't want Rachel to leave and I defo didn't want her nominated. Then NUMEROUS people came to me saying she was campaigning to stay by telling people that she'd be a good person to stick around to take me out.
TO DAVE:
You are just so pathetic. I want all the season 1 people out? Really? The only one I want out is YOU because you are a fucking overrated boring dickwad that doesn't deserve my attention. You might be competition in challenges but I can take you on ANY FUCKING DAY. You got what? 10th place? That is laughable. You are the worst motherfucker in this house and don't even deserve to be an All-Star. GET IT!?!?!?
TO EDDIE:
GROW SOME BALLS AND STOP PLAYING BOTH SIDES FOR EVERY FUCKING VOTE. I HEARD THAT YOU TOLD SOME PEOPLE THAT YOU VOTED OUT JESSICA AND OTHERS THAT YOU VOTED OUT NATHAN. NOW YOU'RE DOING THE SAME FUCKING SHIT THIS WEEK. WHY DON’T YOU JUST GROW SOME BALLS AND FUCKING ADMIT TO EVERYONE RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW WHO YOU VOTED FOR! IF YOU DONT THEN I HOPE EVERYONE REALIZES HOW FULL OF SHIT YOU ARE.
Eddie: Um. I voted out Jessica week 1. I'm voting out Chelsia this week like almost everybody here. Take a deep breath and count to three.
Dave: Sheila, Chelsbot chose me to be in this game, so I deserve it just as much as you do. If you have a problem with that, take it up with her. I honestly had nothing against you as a person until now when you throw a fit just because other people are playing the game and things might not go your way. Get over yourself.
Never one to say no to drama, Natalie decided to join in on the action…
Natalie: We might as well add on this shit. We have a motherfucking snake up in this house, and their name is JASON. Jason, you're so fucking pathetic, and you need to realize this. People are fucking annoyed at you, trying to push them to vote Rachel out all fucking day! IT'S LIKE LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE. WE'LL VOTE HOW WE WANT AND WE REALLY DON'T WANNA TALK TO YOU. GET A FUCKING CLUE YOU CUNT. Also stop going around and pretending like you have the votes to get someone out because when I ask Renny the person you said was voting out Rachel if they're voting her out and they say no... it's gets tiring. I'm sick and tired of your fucking lies everywhere, you fuck! I'm gonna beat the shit out of you next time you lie to me. Plus you think I'm crazy because of what I say to you and then go to tell me to take meds? FUCK YOU. TAKE SOME MOTHERFUCKING ACNE CREAM. That's what you need. So bottom line cut the bullshit and Rachel isn't leaving. Watch you not vote her out, it'll just show how fucking weak you are, BITCH. I'm sick and tired of you. Fake ass hoe.
Jason: You are the one who promised both sides your vote so I don't know why you are calling me fake.
Natalie: YES I LIED TO YOU. WHO THE FUCK CARES, I DIDN'T LIE TO THE OTHERS. JASON I'LL ALWAYS LIE TO YOU AND NOTHING YOU DO CAN CHANGE IT. SO FUCK OFF, YOU CUNT. Rachel isn't leaving, get over it. BOOOOOHOOOOO.
Jason: I lied about one person since I assumed that if you were voting for Rachel then Renny would as well. I was grouping you two together. My bad. =) I don't get how I am the snake if I assumed you would vote with your ally... you are the one who told me you'd vote with me then went back on it. I never changed my vote.
Natalie: YOU LIED STILL. God, I don't give a fuck about you ,so shut the fuck up about who you're voting. I vote on my own. You're a snake, you sick fuck. And you know it. You're the one who needs meds. I never am going to vote with you, thanks. You can't be everyone's friend! Once you realize that, maybe you'll be less fake.
Jason: I'm not a bipolar, irrational piece of shit like you are. I can be friends with as many people as I want. And I think you're the one who looks fake since you lied to me about voting with me, while I was the one who was real with you.
Natalie: You're gross, I'll never like you. Of course I'm gonna lie and fuck with your mind. <33 I'm a sinner dumbass.
Chelsia: This whole house is full of sneaky ass lying people. ALL you people are fucked in the head and I honestly can't wait to go.
Sheila was the only person who voted against Rachel…
But everyone else voted to evict Chelsia. By a vote of 10-1, Chelsia became the second All-Star to leave the game.
Chelsia: Kiss my ass Sarah, Jason and Crazy James! All three of you made this week fucked up. I despise the way all three of you play this game, and I really hope to see each and every one of you soon. Jason you can go to…
*DOOR SLAMS SHUT*
Chelsia (from the other side of the door): …HELL MOTHERFUCKER!
*Security drags Chelsia away*
Chelsia (from a distance): Kick all their asses, Rachel!
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Post by Chelsbot on Feb 24, 2010 23:04:15 GMT -5
Week 2 – Part 2
Houseguests: Alex Coladonato, Eric Stein, Joshuah Welch, Karen O’Neil-Ganci, Nicole Schaffrich
After Boogie’s eviction, Alex was feeling confident about his position in the house…
At the HOH competition "Hold Down the Fort," it was Alex who claimed victory. Nicole only sent in one password for her fort instead of 2 as the directions asked, so her flag was easily captured.
Alex: Yay! I love how we're all getting a turn to win something. This truly is the Little Brother house, where everyone's a winner. <3
Eric: That makes it sound like we're the retard table or something, lol. That being said, CONGRATULATIONS ALEX!
Nicole: Well congrats. Even though I made it easy for me to be eliminated.
Alex: At least your flag is pretty. -_-
At the nomination ceremony, Nicole and Karen found themselves in the hotseat.
Alex: I have nominated Karen & Nicole for eviction. You're the only two who haven't won anything yet and the way things are going, the merry-go-round is here for one of you. Anyway Nicole, you are my target because we don't even talk. I wouldn't feel comfortable entering the main house with you because it doesn't even seem like you're trying.  Karen, I needed to put someone else up. Josh didn't put me up when he won HoH and I just had to make a call between you & Eric. He won a challenge so far so I kept him safe; it's that simple.
Josh didn't put me up when he won HoH and I just had to make a call between you & Eric. He won a challenge so far so I kept him safe; it's that simple.
In the Veto competition, "You've Left Me Speechless," Josh claimed another victory.
Joshuah was torn on what to do…
At the Veto ceremony, Josh chose to use the Veto to change one of Alex's nominations…
Joshuah: I.... use the power of veto on Nicole! My reason for this because I feel that Nicole is not near the competitior in the challenges than you Karen, and you Eric. These challenges are going to start becoming more important than they already are, and I feel keeping Nicole around, makes it just a little bit easier to try and win them.
Alex:  Anyway I have no choice here so I have to nominate Eric. Good luck you two.
With Joshuah’s decision, the two friends from Season 2 were now forced to face each other on Eviction Night.
Karen (to Eric): I honestly don't plan on campaigning at all.
Eric: I'll be totally happy if you survive it. I think you can do some serious damage in the main house.
Karen: Whoever survives just has to win all the challenges.
Eric: Take the others out plz.
Karen: Kick ass and take names.
Believing Karen to be the bigger threat, Joshuah and Nicole targeted her for eviction…
By a vote of 2-0, Karen was evicted, leaving Eric, Nicole, Josh, and Alex as the final 4.
Karen: Uhhh, okay. I don't understand the decision at all, but since I <3 and respect Eric, I'm not upset. Best of luck to all of you.
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Post by Chelsbot on Feb 25, 2010 1:15:46 GMT -5
Week 3
Houseguests: David Lane, Eddie McGee, James Zinkand, Jason Guy, Jun Song, Lydia Tavera, Natalie Cunial, Nathan Marlow, Rachel Plencner, Renny Martyn, Roddy Mancuso, Sarah Hrejsa, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle
After Chelsia’s eviction, Jason was feeling frustrated. He had tried to rally the troops to get rid of Rachel, but it had blown up in his face. On top of it all, he had given up and voted to evict Chelsia with the majority. Jason was regretting his decision to vote out Chelsia, but he was not about to give up.
Roddy, on the other hand, was thrilled that Rachel was still in the game. He had not gotten to know Chelsia at all, but had a pretty solid bond with Rachel.
After surviving the eviction, Rachel was looking ahead in the game and thinking about who she could possibly align with…
Meanwhile, Dave was planning on sticking with Lydia as well as the other members of the newly formed Hell’s Angels alliance…
The next HOH competition was called “Chelsbot’s Feud.” The Saints and Sinners faced off in a Family Feud-style game. The winning team would be safe for the week. Then, the houseguests would go on to play Fast Money. The Saint and Sinner who performed the best in Fast Money would win HOH. The answers came from a survey the All-Stars filled out about their first impressions on their housemates.
Before the competition began, Jason was accused of being the sole vote to keep Chelsia…
Rachel: Thanks to those who voted to keep me. And Jason, fuck you. That is all.
Eddie: FUCK THE ONE PERSON WHO DIDN’T VOTE TO KEEP RACHEL.
Rachel: We all know it was Gayson.
Natalie: Stand up you little fucking snake, Jason!
Jason: It wasn't me.
With tensions running high, the Saints and Sinners were both hoping to win safety. David and Eddie were first up for their team…
Chelsbot: Who tries way too hard to fit in?
Dave: BUZZ! Jun.
Chelsbot: Jun is not on the board. Eddie?
Eddie: Natalie.
1. NATALIE (5 points)
2. ? (2 points)
3. ? (2 points)
4. ? (2 points)
Eddie: YES!!!
Sheila: WOOHOO!
Natalie: Funny because I’m the realest person here.
Jason: Made my night <3
Natalie: YOU FUCKING CUNT. You're the biggest piece of shit ever.
The Sinners were now in control of the board.
Crazy James: Chelsia!
[X]
Jun: Jessica.
1. NATALIE (5 points)
2. JESSICA (2 points)
3. ? (2 points)
4. ? (2 points)
Natalie: James.
1. NATALIE (5 points)
2. JESSICA (2 points)
3. JAMES (2 points)
4. ? (2 points)
Rachel: Sheila.
Sheila: I AM THE REALEST PERSON HERE.
[X][X]
Roddy: Ummmm... Jason?
1. NATALIE (5 points)
2. JESSICA (2 points)
3. JAMES (2 points)
4. JASON (2 points)
The Sinners now had the lead with 11 points. Jason and James were the next 2 to face off for control of the board.
Chelsbot: If you could spend a romantic evening with one Houseguest, who would you choose?
Jason: BUZZ! Sarah.
Chelsbot: Sarah is not on the board.
1. ? (5 points)
2. LYDIA (3 points)
3. ? (2 points)
4. ? (2 points)
Natalie: Heeey Lydia, wanna come to my bedroom? ^_^
The Sinners were in control once again.
Jun: I am gonna say Nathan, he so fine. *slaps weave*
Sarah: The fair-haired boy.
Rachel: He such a cutie.
Sheila: Eww, Nathan?
Jun: Nathan come give Chi Chi some lovin’.
Nathan: Psh Sheila you know you want this.
Natalie: Sheila is too dominant in the bedroom, no thanks.
1. NATHAN (5 points)
2. LYDIA (3 points)
3. ? (2 points)
4. ? (2 points)
Natalie: Renny.
[X]
Rachel: Will.
Jun: Ew, he is gay.
1. NATHAN (5 points)
2. LYDIA (3 points)
3. WILL (2 points)
4. ? (2 points)
Roddy: Roddy?
[X][X]
Sheila: James.
[X][X][X]
The Saints now had a chance to steal all the points on the board.
Lydia: We say DAVE.
1. NATHAN (5 points)
2. LYDIA (3 points)
3. WILL (2 points)
4. DAVID (2 points)
Sarah: OMG YAY!
Jason: YAY.
The Saints were now leading 12-11.
Lydia and Jun were the next 2 to face off.
Chelsbot: Who would be the most likely to stab their closest ally in the back?
Jun: BUZZ! Rachel.
1. ? (4 points)
2. ? (4 points)
3. RACHEL (3 points)
4. ? (2 points)
Lydia: NATALIE <3
1. NATALIE (4 points)
2. ? (4 points)
3. RACHEL (3 points)
4. ? (2 points)
Natalie: WHATEVER. *rolls eyes* I am not a backstabber.
The Saints now had control of the board, giving them a chance to increase their lead.
Nathan: I will go with Chelsia.
[X]
Sarah: Jason.
[X][X]
Dave: James.
[X][X][X]
Three strikes, and the Saints were out. The Sinners now had a chance to steal the points.
Natalie: SHEILA CUNTESS.
1. NATALIE (4 points)
2. SHEILA (4 points)
3. RACHEL (3 points)
4. ? (2 points)
Jason: Who was the last one?
1. NATALIE (4 points)
2. SHEILA (4 points)
3. RACHEL (3 points)
4. SARAH (2 points)
Natalie and Nathan were next up at the podium to face off for control.
Chelsbot: Who is the biggest drama king or queen?
Natalie: BUZZ! NATALIE <33333333
Dave: Haha, that’s a given.
1. NATALIE (9 points)
2. ? (3 points)
3. ? (2 points)
4. ? (2 points)
Thanks to Natalie, the Sinners were in control.
Rachel: Jessica?
1. NATALIE (9 points)
2. ? (3 points)
3. JESSICA (2 points)
4. ? (2 points)
Roddy: Sheila?
Sheila: Joke?
1. NATALIE (9 points)
2. ? (3 points)
3. JESSICA (2 points)
4. SHEILA (2 points)
Sheila: Chelsia.
1. NATALIE (9 points)
2. CHELSIA (3 points)
3. JESSICA (2 points)
4. SHEILA (2 points)
With that, the Sinners claimed victory by a score of 38-12.
Natalie: OMG IMMUNITY <33333333333
Crazy James: WOOT!
Sheila: YES YES YES.
Jun: *slaps weave*
It was now time to play Fast Money to determine the Saint and Sinner HOHs. The houseguests would be given 5 questions, and they would earn points based on how many of the original 16 houseguests provided that answer. After 5 questions, Nathan was declared the Saint HOH.
On the Sinners side, there was a tie between Natalie and Sheila. Natalie and Sheila were given several tiebreaker questions, but they kept giving the same answer. Finally, they answered differently and a winner was declared.
Chelsbot: Who is the biggest shit-stirrer? Sheila says CHELSIA… for 3 points. Natalie says HERSELF for... 8 points. Congratulations, Natalie, you are the Sinner HOH!
With Natalie in power, she was looking forward to taking a shot at Jason…
Natalie: OMG <3333333 BYE BYE JASON YOU CUNT!!!!!!!!
With Nathan as HOH for the Saints, Will was worried that Nathan might target him. After all, Will had nominated Nathan Week 1 next to one of his closest allies.
After the HOH competition, Lydia and Nathan had a heart to heart…
Nathan: So can we talk about the game?
Lydia: I have been waiting to talk about the game with you
Nathan: Well first off I guess I’d just like to know why you voted for me week 1 if you don’t mind, assuming I am correct in thinking that you did.
Lydia: Yes I did. Only because A.) I thought you were staying, some people were telling me that you had like 8 votes. B.) I kinda teamed up with Jessica in the beginning and I gave her my word. You and Jessica were like my faves, so nominations SUCKED.
Nathan: I just wanted to clear the air with that, cuz I still do want to work with you.
Lydia: I would love to team up? It doesn’t have to be a hardcore alliance. Kind of like we watch out for each other/don’t nominate/don’t vote for each other. Because I think we can do well in this game together.
Nathan: I think that we can see where it goes and stuff and build our trust level up.
Lydia: I think right now that we should watch out for each other and build trust—especially for me, because I want to make up that vote for you, I feel really mad after it was a tie. If we keep communication open, I think we can build something very dangerous here.
At the nomination ceremony, Nathan nominated Will, but Dave was his prime target.
Nathan: I have nominated Dave and Will for eviction. Dave, we've already talked about this and you saw this coming. I just really don't even know you at all. And the first thing that ever happens between the two of us was you trying to get me out in the first week, and probably more so than anyone else. Clearly you are not going to be very valuable to my game. This is obvious. Will, I told you that I was not going to target you for nominating me in the first week, and I'm not. Just like you weren't targeting me then. The fact of the matter is though that you put me in danger and I nearly went home for it. With so few options it just makes the most sense to return the favor.
But before Natalie could make a nomination, an unexpected turn of events took Dave out of the game. After being notified about a personal family emergency, Dave chose to leave the game and return home to be with his family. As a result, the rest of the round was canceled.
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Post by Chelsbot on Feb 25, 2010 1:57:37 GMT -5
Week 3 – Part 2
Houseguests: Alex Coladonato, Eric Stein, Joshuah Welch, Nicole Schaffrich
Week 2 had not been the best week for Eric. He had lost both competitions and then lost his closest ally. But now that the week was over, things were looking up…
With only 4 houseguests remaining, Alex and Nicole were both gunning to get the other out of the game…
This week, the HOH competition was called "Spot the Difference." The final 4 houseguests were given 3 sets of images, and they had to spot things that had been modified. Eric claimed victory with a score of 20 out of 21.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Eric! You are the new Head of Household!
Alex: Damn I can't believe there were 21. Jeez.
Eric: Thanks guys <3 I try. (And now I have that God-awful Macy Gray song of the same name stuck in my head. FML.)
Alex: Don't hate on that song! *tries to walk away and stumbles*
Eric: I never try to hide my hate for that song, it's clear.
Eric was ecstatic to win HOH...
At the nomination ceremony, Eric carried out his plan…
Eric: I have nominated both Joshuah and Alex for eviction this week.
Joshuah, I have nothing but respect for you as a competitor. You've pretty much owned at every competition so far, and for that I both congratulate and am in awe of you. I know that there is a pretty good chance that you're going to win the upcoming Veto, and if you do I'll be totally happy for you; however, it is because of you that I went up on the block the first week and also because of you winning Veto last week that I was back up for eviction, so I'd be lying if I didn't say that me nominating you now isn't a little bit of retaliation for that. Still, nothing personal at all and I am anxiously anticipating your impending Veto pwnage.
Alex, as much as I hate to say it, I feel like I know you the least out of everyone here. Don't get me wrong, I'm thankful that you didn't nominate me last week when you had the chance, but I ended up being nominated anyway so that was kind of a fail. I do enjoy our conversations when we do talk every now and then, but unfortunately that's not enough to keep you safe this time around when there are only four of us left. Plus, you haven't been able to experience the awesomeness of being nominated yet, so I figure that I'll be nice and allow you to experience that awesome feeling <33 Just kidding. But seriously, everyone's got to get on the nomination merry-go-round once in awhile, right?
The Veto competition was called "Paradrop." There were 12 crates containing various amounts of Veto symbols, and it was a mad dash to collect as many as they could. At the end of the game, Nicole had collected 1 symbol, Alex had 5, Eric had 9, and Josh won with 15.
Josh removed himself from the block, forcing Eric to nominate Nicole. The power to evict now rested solely in the hands of Josh.
Chelsbot: Before the vote, Alex and Nicole can each have a final chance to tell Josh why he should keep them in the game. Alex, you can go first.
Alex: I think you should save me since I have done better in challenges than Nicole and a lot of the time it doesn't even seem like she's trying. She wouldn't be able to help you much if you enter the real house with her... you'd def leave before her. <3
Chelsbot: Nicole, what would you like to say?
Nicole: I would like to say there are different types of strengths. Alex may say he's better at challenges than I am but what I'm better at Josh is something that you need. Someone that can smooth things over for you. Eric, Karen and Mike all constantly said that I talked to them a lot. Alex I kind of ignored. I'm loyal and considered nice. Where you might have conflicts I can go in and make a truce. I've done it a couple of times this game already. It's different than what Alex can offer but it's still there.
Alex: lol -_-
Chelsbot: Josh, please stand and announce your decision.
Joshuah: Okay, this really is a tough decision, as I have grown to know all three of you fairly well. You both present good strengths that if I were to go into the main house with you, I feel would benefit me. But, having seen what is going on in the main house. The first three people evicted have been from season one. I feel that I need to take a strong competitior into the main house with me, someone who can win challenges, and in turn keep me safe by that strength. Also, someone not from my season so that the target isn't as big. Which is why I choose to evict Nicole, sorry
Alex: Thanks Josh. <3
Chelsbot: It's official. Nicole, you have been evicted from the Little Brother house.
Eric: *stands up and hugs Nicole*
Nicole: Bye Eric. Take it. You so deserve to be in the main house. Josh no hard feelings and good luck. and bye
Alex: *shuts the door*
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Post by Chelsbot on Feb 25, 2010 2:10:18 GMT -5
Week 4
Houseguests: Eddie McGee, James Zinkand, Jason Guy, Jun Song, Lydia Tavera, Natalie Cunial, Nathan Marlow, Rachel Plencner, Renny Martyn, Roddy Mancuso, Sarah Hrejsa, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle
After losing her closest ally, Lydia was starting to lose her mind…
The next HOH competition was called “The ART of War.” The Saints were given the task of designing anti-war protest posters, while the Sinners were assigned pro-war posters. The posters would be judged by 3 guest judges: Dan, Amber, and Michele. Since the Sinners had an extra person, their worst score would be thrown out. The team that did the best overall would win safety, and the person with the best poster from each team would win HOH.
At the end of the game, the Saints claimed victory. Rachel did not submit a poster, and the 3 worst ranked posters belonged to Sinners. On the Saints side, Jason won with a poster reading “Peace: It Only Takes One.” On the Sinners side, Sheila won with a poster reading “War: Because Talking Ins’t Solving Anything.” Sheila’s pro-war poster featured Hitler and several swastikas. Amber seemed to like this poster, but she gave harsh scores to several of the other posters.
At the nomination ceremony, Rachel and Roddy felt déjà vu as they found themselves in the hotseat for the second time in four weeks.
Sheila: Rachel and Roddy have been nominated for eviction. Rachel, you've been nominated for a couple of reasons. First of all, if you had won HOH any time over the past few rounds, I know you would have nominated me. People told me you were campaigning to stay round 2 by saying you'd be a good person to get me out. And although you approached me about that and said it might not have been the truth....it was. So don't bother lying. Also, you didn't compete in the challenge. I think you were someone that most of us planned on giving the sinners a top score, so we really might have lost because of you. Roddy, I needed someone else to nominate and out of all the sinners, or maybe even out of everyone in the game, you talk to me the least. Plus there's something I think you've been lying about which I'm not going to completely expose you on, but you probably know what I'm talking about, and if not then ask.
Rachel: Oh Sheila, get the fuck over yourself. The entire house wants you out except your buddy Gayson.
After being called out by Sheila about something that wasn’t true, Roddy wanted to make it clear to the house that he did not have any clues.
Roddy: Running theory in the house is that there is a clue for basement that is given to the player saved by the veto from the opposite side. This would mean that I have a clue right now. I guess all I can say is that this is... NOT. FUCKING. TRUE. I was being honest when I said I did not have one. I realize that there is no way that I can verify this, so if you don't believe me? Well, I really don't give a shit. Renny can confirm this for me. I've got nothing to hide.
It was now Jason’s turn to name a third nominee…
Natalie: Okay, I'll go next. Since this was MY week as Head of Household but got handed over to the nasty cunt Jason. Well, I've decided it's time to get rid of the people who are gross to look at, who are weak ass cunts and people who are pathetic. With that being said I think it's pretty obvious on who I'm nominating, the fakest cunt in the entire cast... JASON. Get your motherfucking ass on the block! This meeting is adjourned. By the way, I can't wait until your weak ass speech. Trying to be ME, trying to get that swagger, like mhm. You pathetic cunt.
Jason: You did not get your HOH taken away, read the rules. Dave quit. And I like how I am the one who is fake when I never lied to you during the last round but you lied to me. I was always upfront with you, but I guess you are too stupid to see that. OH WELL. I mean you could nominate me, but I am HOH so that doesn't exactly work. So I guess I will nominate you. =) Also, when do I try to be like you? If ANYONE tries to be like other people, it is you.
Natalie: Lamest speech ever. YOU'RE A PATHETIC LITTLE CUNT. You're just here because you lick Sheila's cunt.
Jason: Apparently my nominee was unclear, so here it is for everyone: I NOMINATE NATALIE.
The Veto competition was called “Paradrop.” Several crates were dropped from the sky and into the backyard by parachute. On these crates were trivia relating to Seasons 1, 2, and 3 of Big Brother: Warzone. It would be a 10 minute dash to answer the trivia and open the crates, claiming the Veto symbols inside. Each houseguest was allowed to take 3 crates—one with a Season 1 question, one with a Season 2 question, and one with a Season 3 question. Once a houseguest opened a crate, he or she would have to decide whether the number of Veto symbols was high enough. The Saint and the Sinner with the most Veto symbols would win.
Some crates did not contain Veto symbols at all. Instead, they contained prizes. If a houseguest chose a crate containing a prize, it could hurt their final total. At the end of the game, Jun claimed victory on the Sinners side, while Lydia took the win on the Saints side.
Lydia was deadest on saving her ally Roddy. Jun, on the other hand, was unsure of what to do. She had promised both Natalie and Rachel that she would save them, and she would only be able to honor one of her deals.
With Jun in power, her housemates were trying to pull her in all sorts of directions. Some people were hoping that if Natalie came off the block, Jason would choose James as her replacement, and they could send him home. If Rachel was saved, Sheila would be making the replacement, and would definitely choose Eddie over James. Things didn’t help Natalie when she threatened Jun to save her…
Natalie (to Jun): You use veto on me, I'm here with you all the way. You don't, you just turned into my enemy.
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Will (to Natalie): Be careful with the threats. No one responds well to that.
Natalie: She works with threats. She gets paranoid.
Will: Don't be a bitch. Kiss her ass. Promise her things.
Eddie (to Will): SHE HAS TO USE IT ON NAT.
Will: Then we can vote James out.
Eddie: She wants to take Rachel off, but if she does, I’m gone.
Will (to Jun): Any idea what you'll do?
Jun: Yea I got an idea of what I want to happen.
Will: Care to tell me what that might be?
Jun: If it was Rachel vs. Eddie, who would you vote out?
Will: I like them both, but I don't think Jason would put Eddie up. I think he'd put James up.
Jun: k then Rachel vs. James.
Will: I'd vote James out.
Jun: What about Natalie vs. Eddie?
Will: That's tough. I'd have to talk to both of them, I guess. Someone told me you promised you'd veto both Natalie AND Rachel. Is that true?
Jun: Hahaha. Yea. At least I’m going to keep one promise right?
Will: So who is more likely to help you if you use it on them?
Jun: Rachel’s potential is probably the best of the entire Sinners side. I can’t trust Natalie to get me to the end of the game. She has promised it to like everyone.
Despite her housemates’ advice, Jun knew that she could only trust one person: her weave. At the Veto ceremony, her weave guided her decision…
Jun: Hello everyone, it is your resident fat tranny and this is the veto ceremony. *giggles* I first wanted to start off with recognition of the fact that I look fine in gold. It brings out the color of my weave. FAT N FAB! So my weave and I were in discussing in great length what to do this power of veto and who was worthy of looking as good in gold as I.
The weave would now like to speak.
Weave: Chi Chi, you so fine, so FAT N FAB, you need to save someone who could be worthy of FAT N FAB status. So Chi Chi and I decided that because she made two deals she should honor the deal that she felt she would regret less. She has decided to use the vote, on Rachel! Now passing back to Chi Chi.
Jun: Rachel, we decided to save you because I made a promise to you last week that if I had a chance, I would save you, I have now made good on that deal! While Gold isn't as good looking on you, it’s a start. The main reason I decided not to save Natalie was that because I was contemplating my decision, Natalie decided to state that she was losing her trust in me. Still like you Natalie but you spent a lot of time trying to convince me to save you all the while you asked other people to use the veto on you should they win as well. I'm sorry. I will now pass it over Sheila who would like to name a replacement nominee. *slaps weave* *giggles as it sits down on the couch*
Sheila: WTF @ the talking weave. Anyways, the person that is going up already knows that they are so... Eddie, I'm going to nominate you. Sorry.
It was now up to Lydia to remove Eddie, Natalie, or Roddy from the block. Without hesitating, she used to veto to save her Season 3 ally…
Lydia: Now that Chi Chi, her weave, and Big She have all made their decisions. I get the opportunity to save one of the three nominees since I won veto with my super light speed unitard <3. I spent all day in the pool on my floaty tube, with my thinking goggles on debating on who I should save with the veto… when all of a sudden I looked up in the clouds and I saw Jesus…
Now whether I was imagining this is up to debate…. Renny did give me a lot of hard alcohol and I think somebody slipped something extra in it (though I am not complaining  , and I was seeing unicorns earlier in my goggles BUT that is besides the point…
Anywho Jesus said that one of these sinners should be freed from their sins and should be granted another chance. The person who I have decided to save is… RODDY! Biggest shock in WZ history huh? Congrats Roddy, you have a second chance, don’t let Jesus down. Good luck to Eddie and Natalie in the upcoming vote. This veto ceremony is adjourned.
After the Veto ceremony, Natalie went off on Jun…
Natalie: You’re a LIAR.
Jun: Here we go…
Natalie: You are a liar. And you’re voting me out.
Jun: I’m not going to campaign to get rid of you.
Natalie: Well, you’re voting me out.
Jun: I promised Eddie my vote already. Sorry.
Natalie: I’ll make sure people know you're a liar. I don’t wanna speak with you. It's just fake you talking to me.
Jun: Thanks, I’m sorry about your anger.
Natalie: You just need to woman up next time and be honest. You knew the whole time you weren't vetoing me and you were voting me out. I’m coming after you, so be prepared. Do you feel bad lying to me 3 times in a row?
Jun: 3 times in a row?
Natalie: 2 at least. 1. using veto on me if you won, 2. you'd keep me if you veto'd Rachel. You're going to hell.
Jun: I’m a sinner, kid, so are you.
Natalie: Lying to me someone who has started over with you and has been nothing but honest and nice to you? Jun, if you vote me out and I stay, you’re my target. I’m sick of your lies.
That night, Sheila, Jason and Will got drunk in the backyard and took a quick break from all the drama of the game…
Sheila: *MAKES OUT WITH WILL*
Will: I think you got vagina on me.
Sheila: >=) I turned you straight.
Jason: Ew, if you'd go back for that…
Will: Not even with your dick, Jason.
Jason: I don’t know what that means. I am a VIRGIN, Will. I am waiting for *marriage*.
Will: *makes out with Jason* Better?
Sheila: Jason, can I be your fag hag?
Jason: Umm, I guess.
Will: We can all go shopping together and stuff!
Jason: And church!
Will: Do we get to drink wine at church and go into little booths with hot priests?
Jason: Umm if that’s what you want. I usually just get raped.
Sheila: Church sounds fun!
Will: Consider me baptized!
…but the break did not last long. A little tipsy, Will thought he was talking to Sarah instead of Sheila and Jason. He accidentally blurted out that he was threatened by Sheila and Jason’s alliance.
Will: We need to figure out what to do with them. I hate that they keep winning and that they're so tight, and so powerful, but I also like both of them.
Jason: Who?
Will: I was talking about you two bitches.
Jason: Thought so :-(
Will: I was going to propose to someone that we form a foursome.
Jason: Who is the foursome ? :-)
Will: Cause I'm not lying when I say I'd rather be with you guys…
Jason: I'm so glad you're being honest, since you could have totally been scummy.
Will let Sarah know about his mistake…
Will: OH FUCK ME. I JUST SAID SOMETHING TO THE WRONG PEOPLE. I meant to say it to you - about Sheila and Jason.
Sarah: OMG
Will: I already told them it was a mistake. I said "well, I was going to propose to someone that we form a foursome." Do we WANT to work with them, or is that shooting ourselves in the foot?
Sarah: Um you cannot say it was me. Please.
Will: We need to decide if we're going to be with those guys, or against them.
Sarah: I am not going to be in a foursome with them.
Will: I don't mean we need to form an alliance right now with them.
Sarah: I mean I would rather just act like I am but I think you should drop this foursome thing, because they will want to know who you meant. I'm certainly not going to go out and attack them. I liked our positions before you said that to them.
With the eviction approaching, things were looking grim for the Bikini Barista…
Natalie did her best to rally votes, but she was having no luck…
Natalie (to Sarah): So are you voting me out?
Sarah: Why do you assume that?
Natalie: I assume the worst.
Sarah: It’s you and Eddie, which sucks of course…
Natalie: So you don’t know?
Sarah: I don't want to say for sure right this second…
Natalie: Oh... -________-
Sarah: I like you both...
Natalie: I dunno what to say. Shocked kinda. Someone I THOUGHT I was close with doesn't know who they're voting.. when we promised each other to work together till the end. It just sucks and makes me open my eyes. Vote me out, k? If you wanna be a liar and vote someone out who would legit never nominate you… then that’s YOUR prerogative.
With no other hope, Natalie made a last ditch effort to get Eddie to quit the game…
Natalie (to Eddie): You know you're staying, but I did find a power You probably won't do it, which is understandable, do not tell anyone though about this power k?
Eddie : I probably won't do what?
Natalie: I found a power, and it helps keep both of us in this game. Every time you win a veto comp you get a clue.
Eddie: Sweet. So what’s this power?
Natalie: This secret power is a hidden power of redemption. To activate this power you must be nominated with someone you can trust, and it will help you prolong both of your gameplay. With this power you can bring someone back into the game before the final 10. You may not bring yourself back into the game.
Eddie: Wait, how does that help us? If I get evicted, you can bring me back?
Natalie: You probably won't do it which hurts, but it's whatever. It’s your decision you know you’re staying and I'm leaving. But if you wanna take out Sheila then you gotta have me here with you. And I've been nothing but honest with you bro, and just found this now. If a player quits this game, the round is then void right? Well if you did quit, the round would be over and you'd be brought back. And it's then a new round. It throws a wrench in people's plans. If you don't wanna do this, it's fine. I just was like orgasming when I found this because it keeps us both in.
Eddie was not buying it, but he went along with it for fun…
Eddie: Well I mean I should quit, because that definitely saves us. That’s AWESOME! I'll talk to Chelsbot in a minute.
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Eddie: She's saying I can quit if I want to. Do you announce your power before or after I quit?
Natalie: Once you "quit" I post the power. So basically this round is void.
Eddie: It’s a big move to make. Like when the oceanic six went back to the island in season 5 of Lost.
Natalie: You’re scaring me… you just seem short you should be STOKED.
Eddie: DO I NEED TO WHIP MY DICK OUT TO PROVE THAT IM STOKED?
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Natalie: Are you doing it?
Eddie: I don’t know. It’s scary, like… committing suicide with a rope.
Natalie: EDDIE DUDE IM NOT LYING PLEASE.
Eddie: Suicide is just so...hard...
Natalie: This hurts… you’ll be back in the game in 2 seconds.
Eddie: This is just too intense for me. Like I’m crying right now. What if it backfires? Dave told me you and him were close. I’m kind of worried about that.
Natalie: I AM NOT BRINGING HIM BACK.
Eddie: OMFG! You’re bringing back Jessica!
Natalie: Fuck you. you're fake.
With that, Natalie stormed out of the room.
Eddie: I will remember you... will you remember me... don't let your life... pass you by...
Despite Natalie’s efforts, she was unable to save herself. Having won an extra vote, Nathan decided to cast one against Eddie and one against Natalie. Renny voted to keep her ally Natalie, and everyone else voted her out of the game.
Chelsbot: By a vote of 7-2, Natalie, you have been evicted from the Big Brother Warzone: All-Stars house.
Natalie: Start playing with your own minds. Start realizing people like Nathan are playing all sides. Realize he should be the main target. He won S2 for this reason. He's the fakest person here, and everyone ends up liking him. At least Sheila is real. I'll miss Will, Renny and MAYBE Sheila. Oh and Roddy you're a good guy. The rest of you need to grow a backbone, and play for you. Stop being pussies.
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Post by Chelsbot on Feb 25, 2010 2:10:36 GMT -5
Week 4 – Part 2
Houseguests: Alex Coladonato, Eric Stein, Joshuah Welch
With Nicole’s eviction, Alex and Joshuah only had one obstacle to reaching their goal of being the last 2 standing… and his name was Eric.
The final HOH competition consisted of one round, and the winner would have the sole power to choose with whom they entered the Big Brother Warzone: All-Star house. The competition was titled "Out of Your Element." Dr. Vetostein, who first made an appearance in Season 2, was back, and he needed assistance in finding the missing element to a new formula. The final 3 had to follow a series of steps to find the missing element.
With a time of 14 minutes, Alex claimed victory, earning a spot in the All-Star house.
And after a hard-fought battle, Eric’s game came to an end…
Alex: Okay, so honestly making this decision sucks. I can imagine how nervous you both are so I won't drag this out too much longer. I've gotten close with both of you while riding the merry-go-round  and there were times that I considered throwing final HoH just to avoid this. Obviously I didn't go through with that and I hope you guys can understand the position I'm in.
Without a doubt, all 3 of us deserve to go into that main house and it sucks that only two of us will. I had to base this decision on a ton of things and my gut feelings about how things would go if I entered the main house with each of you.
I was hoping I wouldn't be here at F3 with BOTH of my favorite people. In the end... the person I choose to evict... (SORRY!)
Eric. I never expected that it would end up coming to this. For the record, I did love working with you and we really could have done some damage in the main house but this decision came down to really... two things.
1- I feel that Joshuah helped me a lot more to get to this point and I would be a complete tool to vote him out after all that.
2- I think we have similar styles and although mine was definitely more low-key than yours in the LB house, I think we'd be competing for the same position in the larger house and I'm not sure which of us would win out.
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Post by Chelsbot on Feb 27, 2010 22:52:42 GMT -5
Week 5
Houseguests: Alex Coladonato, Eddie McGee, James Zinkand, Jason Guy, Joshuah Welch, Jun Song, Lydia Tavera, Nathan Marlow, Rachel Plencner, Renny Martyn, Roddy Mancuso, Sarah Hrejsa, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle
If the houseguests thought that things would calm down after Natalie’s eviction, they were wrong. They were about to get hit with 4 game-changing announcements. The first was that the Saints and Sinners would no longer be competing against each other. It was now a completely individual game.
The second announcement was 6 houseguests were competing in the Little Brother house for a second chance. Whoever made it to the final 2 would be entering the house with a shot at winning the half million dollar prize. Chelsbot instructed everyone to look toward the diary room door. In a few moments, the door swung open and Josh and Alex walked into the living room. For the purpose of the theme, Alex would be a Saint and Josh would be a Sinner.
The third announcement of the week was that this would be a double eviction week. There would be 2 Heads of Household, and they would each nominate 2 people for eviction. One person from each set of nominees would be going home at the end of the week.
The HOH competition was called “Going Head to Head.” The houseguests would face off two at a time in putting together a jigsaw puzzle. The first person to solve their puzzle would stay in the game and would get to choose the next two houseguests that would face off. The other person would be eliminated. The last 2 people standing would win Head of Household.
The big surprise of the game came in Round 3, when Crazy James defeated Sheila. James did well in the competition, winning 3 rounds, but he was defeated by Jason in the 11th round. At the end of the game, Jason and Renny emerged victorious.
When the houseguests walked back inside after the HOH competition, they noticed a locked door labeled Pandora’s Box. Attached to the door was a note with the fourth announcement of the week. The contents Pandora’s Box were deadly and would unleash hell on the house. In order to open it, the houseguests would need a key, but they would not be told yet just how to go about obtaining a key.
Meanwhile, Will let Jason know that Eddie was targeting him…
Will: Rachel and Eddie are the two people who are most after you now. Just FYI.
Jason: Mmhm.
Will: They think I'm strongly on board with that, so I don't want them to know that I'm telling you this.
Jason: Oh, I got your back 100% Will.
Will: Thanks man.
Jason: I personally hate Rachel. She is such a fake bitch. She pretty much has everyone left close to her or up her ass.
Before the nominations, Jason confronted Eddie…
Eddie: Who are you thinking of putting up?
Jason: Rachel for sure, and probably Jun. HOWEVER Eddie, a bunch of people have come to me and said that you want me and Sheila out. =/ And I mean, I understand Sheila, but why me? I've always been upfront with you.
Eddie: I didn't say your name.
Jason: Maybe people just grouped us together.
Eddie: Yeah, most people talk about you and Sheila as a pair.
Jason: I mean, I trust you Eddie…
At the nomination ceremony, Jason targeted his Season 1 adversary…
Jason: I nominated Rachel and Jun. Rachel, this should come as no shock to you. Personally, I think you are a weak little bitch. You told Sheila to get over herself last week? Well I think you need to get over yourself. Sorry that I was playing the game and trying to get you out. My bad. I mean, I think I was late in getting the memo that you were just guaranteed a spot in the final two. Moreover, you have just been fake this entire game. I really hope you can get over yourself and stop taking shit so personally. But you can take this personal and shove it right up your ass. ^__^ Jun, you saved Rachel with the veto last week and I just want to make sure that that does not happen again.
Jun: Fuck you Gayson. You better hope I leave, because if I stay I will do everything I can to end you out of the game.
Rachel: Oh Jason, did you enjoy your venting little bitch rant? I could care less what the fuck you think, you mean less to me then a pile of dogshit on the sidewalk. I hope you and Sheila enjoy ass raping each other all the way to the final 2. We all know you both will enjoy it greatly.
Jason: I'm glad that you approve! I think we will.
Renny’s nomination ceremony was next. She decided to nominate Sheila next to her ally James, with Sheila as the prime target…
Renny: As you can all see Sheila and James have been nominated for eviction. People yelled at me to nominate Alex against Sheila and Sheila told me she was closest to Alex out of my options but I'm just not going to do that. Like I would ruin my chances of getting nominated against Alex in this game. <3
So nominees...
Sheila, there is only enough room for one cougar in this house. James, I'm not sure what you're doing in this game but I am certain that I'm just not sure I trust you enough. I did tell you that you were safe this round, guess I shouldn't have said that when I wasn't really certain at the time.
Jun (to Sheila): I’m sorry—I get that you like Jason. But if you stand in my way, I will take you out, too. Stop protecting him or you will lose one of the 1/3 third of the cast that actually likes you.
Sheila: Other people are too... did you notice how far he went in the challenge without being picked?
Jun: ‘Cause people are so fucking dumb. Bigger fish to fry for now. He will be out soon. I’m a little ticked off at you, because you could have gotten him to keep me safe.
Sheila: He makes his own decisions.
Jun: No, he doesn’t. You and I both know.
Sheila: Are you a fucking idiot?
Jun: You have a strong input in what he does.
Sheila: No, I don’t.
Jun: Yes, you do.
Sheila: You are so retarded. Open your eyes.
Jun: My eyes are open. I’m not an idiot. But you could have kept me safe.
Sheila: You could have talked to him yourself and kept yourself safe…
Jun: Nope. We don’t speak.
The Veto Competition was called “Half Million Dollar Password.” The Houseguests were given 12 photos. Their job was to unlock safes by figuring out passwords with the photos as clues. The password to each safe would be a word that somehow relates to the picture. Each safe contained a different amount of money—the total amount adding up to $500,000. The first Houseguest to open each safe would collect all the money in that safe. At the end of the game, the richest Houseguest would win the Veto.
With help from Jason and Nathan, Sheila won her seventh Veto of the series.
At the Veto ceremony, Sheila lived to fight another day…
Sheila: Hm well. I think all I've heard over the past few weeks is how hated I am, that I only have 3 friends, that the ENTIRE house except Jason wants me out, and apparently people wanted Alex put up so he wouldn't be able to veto me. How rude. So with that, I'm just going to say fuck y'all and.... use the veto on myself. Duh. Renny, I'm sorry but now you have to name a replacement. Oh and Rachel, in your face and go fuck yourself.
Rachel: I love being mentioned at every turn, are you THAT threatened by me Sheila? Do I scare you that much? You may have removed yourself from the block, but at least even if I leave, the rest of the house is still after you, and it makes me giddy with joy.
Sheila: Trust me Rachel, your pathetic weak ass does not scare me. But apparently I scare you along with half of the cast since I am so terrifying at competitions.
Rachel: You can't win all the competitions, and even if you do, your lack of social skills means you won't win this game just like you didn't win last time. Unlike you, I have already won Warzone and I know your butt buddy Jason seethes at that. I don't care if I win but I know that you and Jason don't feel the same way and it makes me giddy with glee that the road will be that much harder with everyone after the 2 of you and your little henchmen. Have a good night Sheila, don't let the bedbugs chew on that huge ass of yours.
Jason: Wait, I don't understand. How did it go from us being hated by everyone to having henchmen?
Rachel: Was I even talking to you? Go back being Sheila's shadow...go back now.
With Sheila safe from eviction, Renny had to nominate someone else. Much to the surprise of the house, she chose Will as the replacement nominee.
Renny: Will, while I do like you, we haven't spoken much since the first week and I don't know what the right move to make is here. So I am putting you up unfortunately.
Will had genuinely not expected that Renny would put him up for eviction…
Renny (to Will): I'm sorry. I really don't want you to go.
Will: I do have to say, I don't understand. I'm so not after you.
Renny: I know. I just didn't know what to do.
Will: I've always considered you a friend and I hope you feel the same, no matter what happens this week
Renny: Yeah I have never once had a problem with you. You seem like a genuinely nice guy.
Will: Well I hope I stick around this week, and I hope we can figure out some kind of plan. ‘Cause I think my problem was just that I kinda assumed that we would work together instead of actually talking to you about it. That was a mistake.
Renny: Well, I'm going to work it for you to stay.
Even though he had been nominated by Renny, it seemed like Will would be safe. Several people were annoyed with James and also wanted him out to weaken Sheila.
Even those who got along with James decided to throw their votes in with the majority…
Nathan (to Jason): So what are you thinking about James/Will now?
Jason: James is defos leaving.
Nathan: Alright, I figured. I was gonna say it might be best anyways.
Jason: Oh wells, its kind of a loss, but not that big of one.
On the other side, it looked like Rachel’s days were numbered…
Rachel and James took two completely different approaches to leaving…
Rachel (to Eddie): Vote me out. It’s okay. Kick ass. Take Sheila down. You have a lot of people who can help you.
Eddie: Yeah, Jason or Sheila next week. They won't both survive.
Rachel: By the way, since I am leaving… glad to have worked with you, and that things were different this time around.
Eddie: Yeah, me too. I put you, Dave, and Chelsia as the three people I didn't want in this game. And I end up being sad to see all of you go.
Rachel: There's bigger bitches than the 3 of us, I guess.
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Crazy James (to Eddie): Tell me the truth. Did you vote me out? Please just tell me. I’ve gotta know I at least got one vote and had one friend.
Eddie: Now you're just making me feel bad.
Crazy James: DID YOU SRSLY VOTE ME OUT TOO?
Eddie: I DIDN’T WANT THE PRESSURE AND ATTENTION.
Crazy James: Oh my fucking God. FU dude. So fucking low.
Eddie: There was nothing I could do for you. I still love you though.
Crazy James: FU dude. Go die. Last fucking season I was the ONE vote to keep Russell. WHY? ‘cuz I support my friends and my ALLIES. Therefore Eddie, go die.
With the exception of Alex, everyone voted for Crazy James to leave. Alex and Renny voted to keep Rachel in the game, but everyone else voted her out. Crazy James and Rachel left the game, leaving 12 houseguests to battle it out for the half million dollar prize.
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Post by Chelsbot on Feb 28, 2010 20:16:16 GMT -5
Week 6
Houseguests: Alex Coladonato, Eddie McGee, Jason Guy, Joshuah Welch, Jun Song, Lydia Tavera, Nathan Marlow, Renny Martyn, Roddy Mancuso, Sarah Hrejsa, Sheila Kennedy, Will Wikle
After a chaotic week, the dust had settled, and Crazy James and Rachel were out of the game. Lydia and Roddy were ecstatic to have beaten Crazy James once again…
And Jason was thrilled to have exacted revenge against the woman who defeated him in Season 1…
Although Eddie and Rachel had been rivals in Season 1, he had been sad to see her go…
The HOH competition was called “Eliminator.” The houseguests would answer a series of questions, the answer to each being “Saint” or “Sinner.” By buzzing in and answering a question correctly, a houseguest would earn the power to eliminate another houseguest from the competition. If a houseguest answered incorrectly or went over the 10-second time limit, they would be eliminated. The last person standing would win.
The final round came down to Nathan and Will. Will buzzed in first and gave the correct answer, earning his second HOH win of the season.
After the HOH competition, Eddie confronted Sheila about eliminating him in one of the rounds…
Eddie (to Sheila): That's not cool. I thought you loved me like a child.
Sheila: Um, you're going around putting words in my mouth. People have sold you out.
Eddie: I didn't put words in your mouth. I don't talk about what you say.
Sheila: You're telling people that I'd "probably" go after them though.
Eddie: I only told that to Nathan, because I did think you'd come after Nathan… but now I know you work together.
Sheila : He didn’t even tell me. He told someone else who told me. Lulz.
After learning that Nathan had sold him out, Eddie was pissed. But when he went to confront Nathan, Nathan denied everything…
Eddie: Hey, who did you tell about me telling you about Sheila coming after you?
Nathan: Ohhh nobody.
Eddie: You told somebody. They told Sheila and Sheila told it back to me. So you don't want to tell me what this is all about?
Nathan: Not in particular, no.
Eddie: Alright, good working with you. You should know I'm taking this as a "fuck you." Working with Sheila isn't a crime or anything, but you could have given me some heads up.
After winning HOH, Will was called to the Diary room, where he was given a key to Pandora’s box. In order to obtain a key, a houseguest had to earn two achievements since the time the teams merged. Achievements included winning HOH, winning the Veto, being saved by the Veto by another housemate, and surviving an eviction. Will had survived the eviction against Crazy James and had now won HOH, making him the first person to earn 2 achievements.
After entering Pandora’s box, Will found another locked door with a crypotogram. After solving the cryptogram, he entered a code and opened the door, which led him down a staircase and into a basement. Inside the basement were 3 safes, and Will was allowed to ask for the code to one of them. In order to receive another code, he would have to earn 2 more achievements.
Will asked for the code to Safe 3, and after enlisting Sarah for help, he found a power. This was the Ambush power. The power first appeared in Season 3, but no houseguests that season had found it. The power would allow Will to nominate a third houseguest for eviction after the Veto ceremony. The power could be used once and the last time it could be used was at the final 6.
Before the nomination ceremony, Will let Sheila know that he was targeting the two newbies…
Sheila (to Will): Alex kept James… but you didn’t hear that from me.
Will: Well, I already know what I'm doing…
Sheila: What is it?
Will: Alex and Josh.
Sheila: GOOD. I’m glad someone is doing that.
Will: They don't deserve to be here over the real All-Stars.
Sheila: I agree.
Will: And I love Alex, but come on. This is All-Stars.
…But Will had an ulterior motive.
At the nomination ceremony, Will carried out his plan…
Will: As you can see, I've nominated Alex and Joshuah for eviction. These nominations are based purely on the fact that you two are newbies and you invaded our battlefield. The rest of us have been fighting it out with each other for a while, and even if we all hate each other, we do have a connection based on the fact that we all walked into this dysfunctional family together on day one. You want to join the family; you're going to have to prove you're worthy.
After the nomination ceremony, Joshuah reverted back to his Season 1 ways and exploded on Will…
Joshuah (to Will): That was pretty shitty of you. Yeah we came into the main house late, but we started the game the exact same time as you guys, and competed in just as many competitions as you guys.
Will: Relax dude. I'm not after you. I had to say something though.
Joshuah: Still, you could've at least been honest, rather than feed some BS excuse.
Will: Keep talking, dude. Seriously. I was going to try and win veto and take you off, but oh well. Fuck that.
Joshuah: Why would you try and win the Veto and take me off, when you nominated me?
Will: Well, I don't really need to tell you what my plans are, because clearly, you're an asshole. I wasn't targeting you.
Joshuah: No, I am not an asshole. I have a right to be fairly upset with being nominated, especially for the reason you gave.
Will: But my reason was legit. You guys are new. I don't know you.
Joshuah: You have to understand, I worked my ass off to win 3 competitions to get here.
Will: I'm not going to put up someone I've been talking to for the last month instead of someone I've never met…
Joshuah: What makes me the most upset is that you told me last night I had nothing to worry about.
Will: And it's true. No one wants you out. I don’t… Well, didn’t. But clearly, you’re a fuckhead. So maybe I do.
The Veto competition was called “All-Star Auction” The Houseguests would participate in a silent auction. The Houseguests were each given 100 Big Brother bucks to bid on various items from past seasons of Warzone. Whoever bid the highest unique dollar amount on an item would win that item. Each item had either a positive or negative point value. If a Houseguest won an item, he or she would also earn or lose the specified point value. Items that would hinder their game would earn them points, while helpful prizes will subtract points from their score.
At the end of the game, Roddy had -3 points and had won the power to cast a double vote at this week’s eviction.
With -5 points, Sarah won a love potion that she could sprinkle on someone at any of the next 3 evictions. The potion would make that houseguest fall madly in love with her and be unable to evict her.
With -7 points, Jun won a pair of handcuffs. She could link 2 people together for the next round, meaning that those 2 could not nominate or evict each other and would have to save each other if one of them won the Veto.
For -9 points, Will won a Silver Power of Veto for next week. He could not use it to save himself, but he could save another houseguest.
For -11 points, Nathan would be cryogenically frozen for the next week. While frozen, he could not compete in competitions or cast a vote, but he would be immune for the week.
For 5 points, Alex gave up the right to vote the next time he was eligible to vote.
For 9 points, Joshuah would receive one penalty vote against him the next time he was nominated. This would go into effect next round. If Josh was nominated and came off with the Veto, his penalty vote would disappear. The last time this item would be in effect is when there were 5 Houseguests remaining.
For 3 points, Eddie won the Potty Mouth item, which would require him to cuss at least once per sentence for the remainder of the round. For 7 points, he gave up his right to play in next week’s Veto competition. With 10 points, Eddie edged out Joshuah for the win.
After being immune for 5 consecutive weeks, Sheila was suddenly vulnerable. Eddie and Will immediately went to work on a plan to take her out of the game…
Eddie: Suppose I take off one of your nominations for shit and giggles, what the fuck will you do?
Will: Well the obvious choice would be Sheila.
Eddie: I hope you will go with your fucking obvious choice.
Will: So you're saving Josh, right?
Eddie: Fuck yeah.
Will: Awesome.
Sheila: I'd be surprised if I left…
Eddie: I'm not saying you are leaving.
Sheila: Rachel kept saying that everyone wanted me out, but the only people that didn’t come to me and say they were going along with the crowd to not piss her off were you and her.
Jason checked in with Will to make sure there was no backdoor plan in the works…
Jason (to Will): Sheila is sooo paranoid about a backdoor since apparently Jun was spreading shit about it.
Will: Well... I might.
Jason: You might nominate She?
Will: I'm tempted. She never talks to me.
Jason: Like we have your back, so why do you think that backdooring her is the right move?
Will: Well I know she has my back, but I also know that I'm #3 or #4 on her list at best.
Jason: I really don't know what to say to that =/ Like you know where we stand.
Will: I know where I stand with you, and I think you're fucking awesome, but Sheila is a mystery to me and she's a huge threat.
After hearing rumors about the backdoor plan, it was Sheila’s turn to confront Will…
Sheila: Am I going up?
Will: I'm thinking about it…
Sheila: -_- Why?
Will: Well there are a few reasons. You know that I like you, but strategically, I think it's probably in my best interest.
Sheila: How so? In comparison to Nathan or Renny who have already put you up.
Will: Yeah but let's say I go with you, then you just get more and more powerful and I'm completely and totally settling for like 5th place…
Sheila: That's not true at all....
Will: ‘cause I know I'm probably #4 on your list at best.
Sheila: I am hated and a huge target, you saw how people like Nathan and Lydia just got carried to the end based on likeability. I really don't understand your logic by this at all. It literally makes no sense. I may win challenges, but I've won like 4 total. You've won just as many HOHs as I have. Getting me out will be much easier over someone like Nathan who is the total package of competitions AND likeability. You saw how he won the game last time and it's going to happen again.
Will: But I also saw how you were practically invincible. We never had a chance to do anything in season 2.
Sheila: I honestly don't think you’re making this move for you. You’re making this move because you think it will please people.
Will: Honey, I'd be lying if I said I didn't talk to people and consider what the house is saying, but I guarantee I'm doing this cause I know I can never beat you. I can't really beat anyone frankly.
Sheila: If you have that mindset then why are you taking out someone you apparently like? Or are you just being fake? Because I’m starting to get that impression about you.
Will: No, I like you. You know that.
Sheila: No, I don’t. I think this proves you never had any real intentions on working with me. You were just being fake in case I won power.
At the Veto ceremony, Eddie and Will went through with their plan…
Eddie: The goddamn Romanians have the expression futu-ti mortii mati which means "fuck your mother's dead people." I think this fits fucking perfectly here. Except dead is more like "on the fucking block"...and fuck is more like "make love" and mother is "Will." So yes, I'd like to make some love to Will's on the fucking block people. Unfortunately only one fucker will get to ride my elongated shaft or as one could say "the veto." Before I do this I just got one more motherfucking thing to say...Alex and Josh I find you both hot as fuck, er, in this metaphor...and goddamnit if I could, I'd make love to both of you. With that fucking said... I choose to use the cunty Power of Veto... Fucking on... that motherfucker JOSHUAH.
Will: Eddie has vetoed Josh and I have to make a replacement. I'm going to replace Josh with... Big Bad Sheila. I know you won't believe me and you have no reason to, but this really is a respect move. You and I go back a while and I don't want to harp on past seasons, but this IS All Stars, and frankly... I'm having déjà vu here. You have an unbreakable final 2 alliance (that P.S. is not with me), you are the strongest challenge player in the house, you are determined as shit, and once again, I just felt completely helpless with that scenario. You're the baddest mother fucker to ever play the Warzone game, and as much as I respect that, I also have to learn from last time and make a move while I have the chance. Lord knows, I may never have a chance again. I hope you'll understand. This veto ceremony is adjourned.
With Sheila on the block, her fate was sealed. No one was going to turn down the chance to evict the woman who had won 9 HOHs and 7 Vetoes in the Warzone series.
Before the eviction, Sarah, Will, and Renny formed an alliance. Will told the other 2 about his power, and Sarah pretended that she was learning about it for the first time.
Will: I have to tell you guys something, but you have to swear you won't tell anyone....
Renny: Do you have the box?
Sarah: What? You do?
Will: You have to get 2 points from since the teams merged.
Sarah: Points? I have no points. How do you get points?
Will: You get one point for winning HOH, winning Veto, getting saved by Veto from another person, and surviving eviction. So last week when I survived eviction and then won HOH, I got 2 points… and I got a clue. So Renny it would be perfect if you won HOH and got your second point.
Sarah: So if Sheila stays, she gets two. All the better reason she needs to go.
Will: So anyway... I have a power. At any time I can put a third nominee on the block after the Veto ceremony.
Renny: Oh, wow! That's a scary power.
Will: Well it's scary for everyone else, but not for us. And I also have the silver veto that I can only use next round.
Sarah: You could put me up and Veto me.
Renny: Talk about throwing people off.
Will: We may as well rack these points up.
Although Jason and Nathan voted to keep Sheila, it was not enough. The single mother was sent packing by an 8-2 vote. With only moments to spare before she had to leave the house, Sheila decided to throw class to the wayside…
Sheila: Bye guys! I really wish all of you luck.... Except you, Will. But I won't be too harsh because it's good enough to know that karma has already gotten you with your AIDS. And if God is kind to us all you will die from it sooner rather than later. TOODLES!
Renny: Wow Sheila tooo far.
Will: A class act until the end you dirty whore. To think I actually felt bad for a second. Go fuck yourself you cunt. I'd like to take this moment to take back everything I said before about respecting Sheila. I work for an AIDS service organization. I work very hard to make sure that people who are at risk of contracting this disease have access to reliable and accurate prevention education, and I work very hard to make sure that those who are infected receive the best possible care. I have lost many close people to this disease, and I know even more who are struggling every day with the complexities that surround it. I do not take it lightly. It's not a joke to me, and I would rather walk out this door than put up with some pathetic useless leech on society who has nothing at all going for her in her life. Say what you want about me Sheila - but my life has meaning, and this world is a better place because I am in it. I feel sad that you'll never know what that is like, you sad, pathetic piece of shit. Good riddance to bad rubbish you hateful, bitter queen.
Without saying another word, Sheila grabbed her suitcase and made her way out the door. The door slammed shut, and Will hurled some last minute insults at her through the door.
Will: Fuck you, you ugly son of a bitch!
Will: I don't find that funny at all!
Will: If you weren't such an ugly fucking leech on society and you had a job or an education or at least some fucking social skills, I'd give your opinion a little more respect.
Will: Instead you're a worthless sack of shit and I am glad you're gone.
Will: Fuck you.
Will: Grow up, loser.
Will: You're a sad pathetic loser and you deserve everything you have in life… which is nothing.
Will: You're fucking nothing.
Will: I'd call you a whore again except no one would fuck you ever, you ugly fucking dirt bag.
Will: I hate you.
Will: Rot in hell.
Will: Oh and how does it feel to get taken out by me? How embarrassing for you.
Will: Fucking loser.
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Post by Chelsbot on Mar 4, 2010 0:49:36 GMT -5
Week 7
Houseguests: Alex Coladonato, Eddie McGee, Jason Guy, Joshuah Welch, Jun Song, Lydia Tavera, Nathan Marlow, Renny Martyn, Roddy Mancuso, Sarah Hrejsa, Will Wikle
After losing his closest ally Sheila, Jason was left to continue his fight alone…
Although Jason was sad to have lost Sheila, many of the other houseguests were thrilled. Roddy in particular couldn’t be happier. Not only had Sheila been a threat to him, but Sheila had already nominated him once, and the two had had no relationship in the house.
Meanwhile, Sheila’s exit comments had left a bad taste in the mouths of several of her housemates. Many houseguests voiced that they had lost respect for her due to her comments…
Will (to Jason): Dude, fuck that mother fucking bitch. To think I actually felt bad. I wanna step on her ugly face.
Jason: Wow… I never expected her to do something like that. I’m sorry…
Will: It's not a joke to me dude. That’s my passion. It’s my job… I've lost so many friends and so many loved ones to that disease and for her to make a joke like that… fuck her. I literally want to beat the shit out of her.
Jason: Yeah, that’s not something you joke about. I really am speechless. Wow.
Will: She's a cunt. A sad pathetic sack of shit and she deserves everything she got. Stupid whore. Well, I’ll never talk to her again. I used to respect her and actually like her. She’s dead to me.
Jason: I feel like shit now. Wow.
Will: I'm so mad. I'm literally about to cry…
Jason: I wish I knew what to say. =/
Will: Oh, it shouldn't be a big deal. I'm mostly upset because I allowed it to make me that upset.
As part of a prize she won in the previous Veto competition, Jun had the responsibility to handcuff 2 people together, meaning that those 2 would not be allowed to nominate or evict each other this week. They would also be forced to save each other if one of them won Veto. Jun decided to handcuff herself to Alex, a person that she did not get along with in the game.
The houseguests learned that they had officially made the jury stage of the game. This season, there would be a nine-member jury. From here on out, the houseguests would not go home after being evicted. They would be sent to the Jury, where they would have a role in crowning the All-Star champion.
The houseguests also learned that Nathan had officially won the COLD ENOUGH FOR YOU? Item at last week’s Veto. Therefore, Nathan would cryogenically frozen for the week. While unable to participate in competitions or vote, Nathan would be immune for the week. Eddie was disappointed to hear this news, having hoped that he could get Nathan out this week.
The houseguests learned that this would be another double eviction week. Again, there would be 2 HOHs and 2 sets of nominees. 2 people would leave at the end of the week and be sent to the jury.
The HOH competition was called “A Numbers Game.” The Houseguests were given 20 questions about the Big Brother Warzone game. The answer to each question was a number. For each question, the Houseguest who came closest to the correct number without going over would earn a point. If everyone went over, the Houseguest with the closest number would get the point. The 2 Houseguests with the most points after 20 questions would win HOH.
The alliance of Will, Sarah, and Renny worked together to ensure that they controlled the next 2 evictions…
When the results were revealed, Will and Jason came close with 16 points each, but it was Renny and Sarah who took the win with 17 points each. It became apparent to several houseguests that Will, Renny, and Sarah had worked together. The trio had answered the same on almost every question.
Having won her second HOH since the teams merged, Renny was given a key to Pandora’s Box and the chance to open up a safe. She chose Safe #1, and with help from her allies Sarah and Will, she claimed a special prize: Janelle’s military coup from Season 1. This coup could be used to overthrow the HOH at any of the next 3 evictions.
Renny (reading the power description): This safe contains the power to stage a military coup against the Head of Household. It allows you to remove one or both of the Head of Household's nominees from the chopping block and replace them with houseguests of your choice.
In order to avoid a power falling into the hands of the enemy, Sarah devised a plan…
Sarah: Would it be crazy to nominate Jun and take her off with the Silver Veto so she has a power before someone else worse?
Renny: This could be smart.
Sarah: She has a point right?
Renny: Yeah, from surviving the nomination.
Sarah: And she would be guaranteed to come down…
Renny: Wouldn't it be evil.... if we helped Jun. And then pretended to get stumped…
Sarah: And then grabbed it.
Renny: YES.
Sarah: We could do that.
Renny: We call it Operation Chi Chi.
Renny (to Will): I got Jun in on it.
Will: Oh, you did? How?
Renny: I told her about getting a clue to the power and how I only trusted her with getting the next one and the need to make sure it was not someone else. She'll never get it on her own. We can claim it before her.
Will: So ideally Sarah will win Veto, but at least now we have a plan.
Meanwhile. Renny went behind the backs of her alliance and spilled the beans to Nathan about the Pandora powers…
At Sarah’s nomination ceremony, the two newbies found themselves in the hotseat for the second week in a row…
Sarah: As you can see, this means I have nominated Alex and Josh for eviction. Déjà vu, right? Alex, although I really like you outside of this game, inside the game we barely talk. I'm not saying that is more your fault than mine, but I guess it tells me I don't know where you stand and, frankly, it's a concern for me. Especially when I know how much of a challenge threat you can be. Those two things combined are why I have decided to put you up. Josh, I can say the same thing about you and I not talking, although I appreciate you opening the line of communication with me last night. You and I have a shaky past together and, although, I hope you are sincere when you say you'd like to bury the hatchet, I guess I'm worried that it could be buried in my back. On top of that, I know you and Alex came into this house together and would save each other if you have the chance. It just makes sense to put you up with him.
Josh: You can expect it to be buried in your back next week bitch 
Sarah: Well, to be fair, now that I know it's coming it won't be my back.
At Renny’s nomination ceremony, she put Operation Chi Chi into motion. She nominated Jun as the pawn, and Jason as her target.
Renny: Chi Chi, umm....I love Asians....as I'm sure many of you know. However Jun... that ugly ass blonde weave is NOT okay. It's fuggin disgusting. But I still love you...if I could just nominate the weave I would... Jason, you have to go. You've proven yourself in the challenges, strategically I know you got it going on and you're definitely a social player. You're a threat to me and my game and that's why you're up. Amen.
Jason: Thanks for my key, Renny!
Renny: Shut up you dumb bitch.
After the nomination ceremony, Jason confronted Renny…
Jason: Why did you nominate Jun? Please say pawn. <3
Renny: Um, pawn.
Jason: For sers?
Renny: No one scares me like you do.
Jason: I don't know why...
Renny: 'Cause you can win shit, you're social, you're smart, and I can never tell what you're tihnking. SCAREY.
Jason: I've always told you what I've been thinking. Like I've never held out on you.
Renny: Being all smooth again.
Jason: I'm not really being sketch and shady. Like I'm being honest! I'm not being slimy!
Renny: It's hard for me to see past that though.
Jason: I swear to god if my personal record gets fucked up, I will be livid.
Renny: What's your record?
Jason: I've never faced eviction.
Jason was not about to go down without a fight. After the nomination ceremony, he went to work on forming a fivesome of himself, Josh, Lydia, Roddy and Eddie to combat the threesome of Sarah, Renny, and Will.
Jason (to Josh): So I think we can both stay this week…
Josh: How’s that?
Jason: If Veto doesn't work in our favor, you, me, Eddie, Roddy and Lydia keep me and they keep you and that is 4 solid votes.
Josh: I appreciate that, it's the best possible scenario for this plan to work.
Jason: I really think we can both get through this week. Just need the others to pull through.
Josh: Yeah, I don't mind putting my trust and faith in you, Eddie, and Roddy. Lydia is the one that worries me.
Jason: I doubt that Lydia would vote you out over Alex.
Jason (to Roddy): You, me, Lydia, Eddie and Josh. Counter-alliance to Nathan, Sarah, Will and Renny. We need it to happen.
Roddy: I agree. Those four are definitely in bed together.
The Veto competition was called “Name Dropping.” The game was played in 10 rounds. In each round, the houseguests were shown a series of flashing letters. The letters, once unscrambled, would form the name of a Warzone houseguest. The first houseguest to buzz in and call out an answer would earn a point for that round. If incorrect, that Houseguest would be eliminated. At the end of 10 rounds, the Houseguest with the most points would win.
In the first round, Sarah buzzed in first and correctly answered “Roddy Mancuso,” earning a point. Then Alex earned a point with “Sheila Kennedy.” On the third question, Josh answered “Rachel Pencher” and was eliminated. Next, Will eliminated himself and then Sarah earned her second point. In the next round, Roddy earned a point with “Lydia Tavera.”
With 4 questions left and Sarah in the lead, people decided to buzz in and throw the competition. Renny buzzed in before anyone else could and incorrectly said “Parker Somerville.” Then, Lydia and Jun buzzed in on the next 2 questions and incorrectly guessed “Jun Song.” On the final question, Roddy guessed “Amanda Hasoon,” and took himself out of the game.
With that, Sarah won the Golden Power of Veto and the Pandora Alliance had claimed victory.
Having won the Veto, Sarah received a key to Pandora’s Box and the code to the second safe. However, she was having trouble solving the clues to the power…
Meanwhile, Renny found the power and contemplated snatching it from Sarah without telling her…
Eventually, Sarah asked Nathan for help. With his help, she was able to claim the power—the Prisoner of War power she had once held in Season 2. She would be able to take a houseguest as a prisoner for one round and control that person’s challenge performance, votes, and decisions.
As expected, Sarah chose to let the nominations stand.
Sarah: Okay, I realize this may come as a shock to some of you but I have decided to use the Power of Veto on... no one.
It was Will’s Silver Veto that had everyone talking…
Will: I am going to use the veto. And save… Jun. Jun has promised me that she'll let me wear her weave for a week if I veto her. I think we all know that the weave looks prettier on me, and for the sake of the house - I think we need to get it off that bitch. Hand it over, Jun.
With Jun safe from eviction, Renny nominated a pawn to ensure Jason’s eviction…
Renny: So I don't have many options for nominations....what do I have like 3? Blah. Um....I've decided to nominate Lydia since she's an UTRP goddess and because the Non-Cougar Saint Girls have never been nominated. <3 So Lydia...I'm sorry girlfriend.
Nominated next to Lydia, Jason knew that his days were numbered…
Jason went around and said his goodbyes. He had one confession to make. He had been the person who betrayed Jessica in Week 1.
Jason (to Eddie): Why did you lie to everyone about evicting Jessica?
Eddie: I don't lie, Jason. What are you talking about?
Jason: I evicted Jessica. Duh.
Eddie: Um, no you didn't. I did.
Jason: You are honestly perfect. I can’t believe I was angry with you. Even though me leaving is partly due to the fact that you used the veto and you were probably against me this whole game. Bring it home, kid.
Jason: Tell me the truth now…
Eddie: About what?
Jason: Your gameplay. Were you playin’ me?
Eddie: Not this week. I mean honestly I was always going 100% after Sheila, but wanted to work with you after that was done.
Jason: Understandable. Even though it *killed* me.
Eddie: Sorry about that. And for screwing up our Season 1 alliance by voting out Jessica. Now we are stuck with Nathan I'm really sorry that I let that asswipe stay in this game.
Jason went to make one last plea to will, but it just resulted in a heated blowup…
Jason: So, I would like to make my *plea*. Never in this game have I spoken a bad word about you, William. And while I don’t care that you didn’t veto me, I would be a little hurt if you evicted me.
Will: Well, at this point, I'm probably voting to evict you.
Jason: So no chance I'm getting your vote?
Will: I wouldn't say NO chance, but slim. I feel bad cause you're so tied to Sheila, and that’s not your fault.
Jason: I don't understand why that is still affecting me. She's out...
Will: ‘Cause she's the biggest bitch ass cunt whore in history and I hate her and want to step on her face.
Jason: Like I can't control her. If I could, she wouldn’t have said most of the things she said.
Will: Okay, well I have to be honest, I'm probably going to vote you out this week. I don't really want to.
Jason: UGHHH. Then don't.
Will: But I am trying to be smart and honest… I like you, but like I said - I am VERY anti Sheila right now.
Jason: You're slowly losing all respect and credibility I had for you. Like I thought you were playing an awesome game and making big moves, but you just led me on about why you were voting for me.
Will: I was gonna vote you out anyway, but because of what Sheila said, I'm not really willing to change my mind. Man up, dude. You got beat.
Jason: THANK YOU.
Will: You and Sheila acted like arrogant bastards for the first part of the game and you made everyone want you out. So don't cry when it finally happens.
Jason: I’M NOT CRYING. I'm just saying don't be a bitch with your chit chat.
Will: You got beat… and it's your own fault. Not mine.
Jason: Eh, I think that luck played a factor. I was quite unlucky this round.
Will: Yeah, well, luck is a factor in every round, but you tied yourself to the most abrasive, hateful, mean and nasty person in the universe… and if you thought that wouldn't come back to bite you in the ass, you're an idiot. So go ahead and hate me. Call me names when you leave, but you're leaving… and I’m voting you out.
Jason: I'm *classy*. I fuck your game up passive aggressively before I leave. I don’t call you out.
Will: Don't be bitter dude. You’re better than that.
Jason: Time to just bust open Pandora’s box and fuck it all up for everyone. Muahahahaahaha.
Will: Haha, everyone is already in there. Good try, though.
Although Alex was the target of Will and Sarah, the Hell’s Angels devised a scheme to keep him in the game and send Josh home…
Eddie (to Roddy and Lydia): Let's set Alex wild. They'll keep coming after Alex, Alex will know better than to come after the votes that kept him and will come after them. We buy ourselves more time. If Josh stays he will sit around doing nothing or even worse, win something and make a speech about how "ME, RODDY, LYDIA, AND EDDIE ARE GOING TO DESTROY YOU ALL!" That's not an exaggeration, it's a very Josh thing to do
Roddy (to Lydia): We are 100% on Alex then?
Lydia: Voting him out? Or voting Josh out?
Roddy: Keeping Alex. The votes are there. 100%. We just piss people off as a consequence.
Lydia: Yeah I guess, and Sarah wants to work with me, but I guess that wont happen if we keep Alex.
Roddy: Same with Will for me.
Lydia: He was going on about talking about how he respects me. I just feel like crap… but somebody has to play the game.
Roddy: Exactly. I am not gonna settle for 7th or 8th place. I would rather have 9th and know that I tried than 8th and just fall in line.
Lydia: That’s true. Renny/Sarah/Will/Nathanlook like a tight group. You know that they will come after us sooner or later.
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Lydia (to Eddie): So Josh it is then?
Eddie: Yeah.
Lydia: Oh boy. This is going to be an interesting one. We are going to be hated by at least 3, maybe 4 people in the game. But this is WARZONE, do they expect us to go down quietly?
Eddie: Haha, not a chance.
The Hell’s Angels hid their true intentions from Sarah and Will…
Will (to Lydia): So how do you think you'll vote?
Lydia: Well.. after much thought, I decided to vote out Jason and keep myself.
Will: That's a wise move. How about the Alex/Josh vote?
Lydia: Word on the street is Alex? What do you think?
Will: I'm planning to vote Alex out. I'm hearing rumors that you and Roddy are keeping Alex… and some people want to vote you out just based on that hearsay.
Lydia: I haven’t spoken to Roddy yet about the vote. You are like the first person I have spoken to about the Alex/Josh. I have been concentrating on MY vote. Who is telling you that? If you don’t feel comfortable telling me its fine... I promise not to go "confront" them. I am not a confrontational person.
Will: Well someone told me that Roddy was being wishy washy, and so I asked him and...he didn't give an answer.
Lydia: I don’t get why people think Roddy might keep Alex... Alex wanted us gone the last time I heard.
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Sarah (to Lydia): I was JUST talking about you.
Lydia: What were you talking about me about? I AM NOT A WHORE! *breaks down* I hear rumors that people are thinking about voting me off because I might keep Alex?
Sarah: Who said that?
Lydia: Will.
Sarah: Well, sweetie, I don't think you need to worry. Honestly it's the Alex/Josh vote that could be iffy. Why people want to keep a challenge beast in the house over an idiot puzzles me.
Lydia: Umm yeah. And I also find it funny that some people think that me and Roddy will keep Alex? When we both know he wants us gone.
Sarah: Well I talked to Roddy earlier and he said he wasn't sure. So I have no idea.
Lydia: Roddy just confirmed he is voting out Alex... and I don’t think he would lie to me. Well, I hope not.
The first eviction of the week was predictable. Jason was sent to the jury house by a vote of 6-0…
Jason: Well good game guys. I might have been joking with the bible verses but I did actually find one that describes my game to a T (or cross, whatever you prefer).
I have fought the good fight, I have finished the race, I have kept the faith.
Timothy 4:7
Good luck everyone.
The second eviction was a bit more surprising. Will voted to evict Alex, but everyone else, including his ally Renny voted to evict Josh. He was sent packing by a 7-1 vote.
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Post by Chelsbot on Mar 6, 2010 21:10:40 GMT -5
Week 8
Houseguests: Alex Coladonato, Eddie McGee, Jun Song, Lydia Tavera, Nathan Marlow, Renny Martyn, Roddy Mancuso, Sarah Hrejsa, Will Wikle
After Joshuah’s eviction, Sarah and Will had been left out of the loop. Even their ally Renny had gone against their wishes and voted to keep Alex in the game…
Sarah (to Will): Why did they all vote this way?
Will: I have no idea…
Sarah: Well, Lydia said she was definitely voting Alex out.
Will: So did Roddy.
Sarah: We just need to be cool about this, but I am really pissed. Do you think people were told by Alex that if he wins he'll put you and I up, and that's why they were cool with keeping him?
Will: I think there is probably something against the two of us. Who knows.
This week’s HOH competition was called “Mini A Time.” In this competition, the houseguests would be playing in a miniature version of Big Brother, complete with HOH and Veto Competitions, nominations and evictions, a jury vote, and a winner. The HOH and Veto competitions would consist of a single question about a previously evicted Houseguest. Rachel, Nathan, and Lydia had all won the mini competition on their season of Warzone, and sure enough, all 3 went on to win the whole game. Could it happen again on All-Stars?
Chelsbot: In the HOH competition "Hold Down the Fort," which evicted houseguest captured David's flag?
Eddie: BUZZ! Sheila.
Chelsbot: Correct. Who would you like to nominate?
Eddie: I would like to nominate Nathan… and who wants to sit next to Nathan? Someone who likes Nathan… How about Renny? So Renny and Nathan.
Renny: FUCK YOU FUCK YOU.
Chelsbot: This question is for the Veto: In the HOH competition "Hold Down the Fort," which evicted houseguest captured Sheila's flag?
Nathan: BUZZ! Dave.
Chelsbot: Correct.
Nathan: I shall veto mahself.
Eddie: This is hard for me and I hate throwing away someone's mini BB aspirations. But I guess... I'll put up Sarah.
The vote resulted in a 3-3 tie, giving Eddie the sole vote to evict Renny or Sarah from the HOH competition.
Eddie: I vote to evict Sarah.
Chelsbot: In the HOH competition "Eliminator," which evicted houseguest was eliminated in Round 1?
Jun: BUZZ! Josh.
Chelsbot: Correct. Who would you like to nominate?
Jun: Alex and Nathan. Both have been HoH before
Chelsbot: Which evicted houseguest said, "even if I leave, the rest of the house is still after you, and it makes me giddy with joy"?
Nathan: BUZZ! Rachel.
Chelsbot: Correct.
Nathan: Veto myself.
Jun: I nominate Lydia.
By a vote of 3-2, Alex was eliminated from the competition.
Chelsbot: In the Veto competition "Paradrop," which evicted houseguest won the power to see a vote from a past eviction?
Renny: BUZZ! Crazy James.
Chelsbot: That is correct. Who would you like to nominate?
Renny: Eddie. And who likes Eddie?
Eddie: Um nobody.
Renny: Lydia <3 Because I like nominating you.
Chelsbot: In the Veto competition "Half Million Dollar Password," which evicted houseguest had a final score of $85,000 at the end of the game?
Eddie: BUZZ! NONE OF THE ABOVE.
Eddie: YES! I VETO MY MOTHERFUCKING ASS OFF THIS FUCKING BLOCK. SUCK MY FUCKING DICK.
Renny: I nominate Eddie's amputated leg. Um, who’s left? Roddy.
After a tie vote, it was up to Renny to eliminate Roddy or Lydia.
Renny: Okay I'll be nice to Lydia. I evict Roddy.
Chelsbot: In the HOH competition "A Numbers Game," which evicted houseguest earned 16 points?
Eddie: BUZZ! Jason.
Chelsbot: That is correct.
Eddie: MOTHERFUCKING YEAH. I won't put up Eddie. I choose to piss the exact same people over and over again. Renny and Nathan.
Chelsbot: In the HOH competition "Chelsbot's Feud," which evicted houseguest got the most votes in the category "Who most deserves their spot as an All-Star?"
Eddie: BUZZ! Sheila.
Chelsbot: Sheila is correct.
Eddie: Hot. I'm not using this piece of shit.
By a vote of 2-1, Nathan was eliminated from the competition.
Chelsbot: In "Chelsbot's Feud", which evicted houseguest got the most votes for "Who is the most likely to have sex with another Houseguest over the course of the game?"
Eddie: BUZZ! Natalie.
Eddie: I nominate Renny and Will!
Chelsbot: Which evicted houseguest got third place in his or her original season?
Jun: BUZZ! Chelsia.
Chelsbot: Correct. Would you like to use the veto?
Jun: I’m not going to use the veto.
By a vote of 2-0, Renny was eliminated from the game.
Chelsbot: Out of all the evicted houseguests, who was the last to enter the house?
Eddie: BUZZ! JOSHUAH.
Chelsbot: Joshuah is correct.
Eddie: Omfg Eddie = mini BB Sheila. I nominate Lydia and Will.
Chelsbot: In the HOH competition "The ART of War," which evicted houseguest's poster was ranked third to last?
Jun: BUZZ! Natalie.
Chelsbot: That is correct, meaning that Jun holds the sole vote to evict Will or Lydia.
Jun: I think it’s only fair that someone new wins HOH, so I am evicting Will. Sorry.
Chelsbot: This question is for Part 1 of the final HOH. Which evicted houseguest's photo appears 4th on the memory wall?
Eddie: BUZZ! NONE OF THE ABOVE. I AM THE FOURTH ONE.
Chelsbot: That is correct.
Chelsbot: This question is for Part 2 between Jun and Lydia. Which evicted houseguest said "Bye haters and good riddens!"?
Lydia: BUZZ! Jess?
Will: Yay, good riddens, Jess.
Chelsbot: Jessica is correct.
Chelsbot: This question will determine the final HOH between Eddie and Lydia. In the HOH competition "Going Head to Head," which evicted houseguest finished in 4th place?
Eddie: BUZZ! JAMES.
Chelsbot: James is correct. Who would you like to evict: Jun or Lydia?
Eddie: I vote to evict Jun.
Jun: Same fucking place as in Season 2.
It was now time for the eliminated competitors to choose a winner between Lydia and Eddie. When the votes came in, everyone except Nathan voted for Eddie to win.
Chelsbot: Congratulations, Eddie, you are the new HOH!
Eddie: So basically that means I won this HOH and the game, so you can all quit.
Nathan: Well, now we know that the streak is over!
After the HOH competition, Sarah confronted the people responsible for eliminating her in Round 1…
Sarah (to Jun): Don’t talk to me.
Jun: What? Wtf. What did I do wrong?
Sarah: Voted me out.
Jun: I thought you were staying like 5-2 or whatever it was.
Sarah: Doesn't matter - it shows me where I stand. This was a very valuable HOH to me. It told me a lot.
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Sarah (to Lydia): So was all that talk about having each other's backs BS? I mean first the vote then wanting me out of the HOH?
Lydia: What do you mean? Wanting you out of the HOH?
Sarah: Well it was obvious you, Roddy, Eddie, and Jun worked together to take us out.
Lydia: I kept Renny because she ASKED me too, and I never won anything else to get people out. Why are you mad?
Sarah: Last night you said you were voting Alex and you obviously didn't - which is fine… but why lie to me?
Lydia: I was going to vote out Alex... but then I heard that the voting was switched. I didn’t want to go against the group when they all switched.
Sarah (to Eddie): So can I ask why you decided to take me out?
Eddie: Nathan is coming after me. Season 2 tells me you wouldn't want Nathan to lose yet.
Sarah: Well thanks for showing me where I stand with you. That was really valuable to know.
Eddie: It wasn't personal…
Sarah: It was personal, since you said you are with me this whole game and yet you took me out first.
Eddie: I won't put you up.
Sarah: Why? I'm not in the friends of Nathan club anymore?
Eddie: I'm having a minor freakout that you're taking me taking you out of that comp first way too personally, but other than that you're great in my book. And the Nathan club doesn't matter. I'm killing it this week.
Sarah: What does that mean?
Eddie: Nathan is going up for sure. On a personal level, I really really like you… and once I get rid of Nathan, that takes out any potential ex-lover conflict.
Sarah: Ah, so you want me to yourself?
Eddie: Yes.
Sarah: It's like the same old story. Everyone wants me. What can I say?
Eddie: Are you still mad at me?
Sarah: It's just hard to stay mad at you, Eddie. I’m going to get a glass of wine.
Eddie: Wine heals all wounds.
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Eddie: We're like the most dysfunctional couple right now…
Sarah: You're sleeping on the couch tonight.
Eddie: And are you sleeping on top of me?
Sarah: No, I’m sleeping in the bed.
Eddie: I have a big one, but it's not big enough to reach from room to room, so I have no idea how we are having make up sex.
Sarah: You have to make up first to have make up sex. Big, eh?
Eddie: Yes. Bigger than Nathan’s.
Sarah: Are you sure about that? Because Nathan’s <333
Eddie: OH MY GOD. Now not only do I have to put up Nathan, I have to kill him too.
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Eddie: I mean, you ever watch a season of Survivor or Big Brother and go OH MY GOD IF THESE TWO PEOPLE JUST TRUSTED EACH OTHER AND TOOK A HUGE RISK…
Sarah: Yes.
Eddie: THEY WOULDN'T HAVE BOTH LOST. That's exactly how I feel about me and you. Like we got so much potential as a force in this game and we never got past our fears.
At the nomination ceremony, Eddie openly declared war against Nathan…
Eddie: I have nominated Nathan and Renny. Renny, we talked last night about why you're going on the block and all the fucking things I said, like you being best buds with Nathan, were true. Nathan, this should come as no surprise to you whatsoever. At the time that I was a final nominee against Natalie, Nathan came up to me and said we should work together (as he must have done with nearly every single person here) and said that “We should work together” because “no one would suspect.” I'm of course am too fucking hot and real to fall for that stupid shit... however, I allow myself to talk shit about Sheila around him. Despite the generous nature of my package, even I did not suspect that this is a topic that would fall into Sheila's ears through Nathan. I confront Nathan about it and get the stupidest motherfucking conversation I ever had in this entire game. I don't talk to Nathan again until last night when he admits to me that person who he told that to was Jason. WOW. Seriously Nathan! You just told that shit to Jason and you had no fucking clue it was going to get back to Sheila?! You fucking douchebag. I'm not going to sit here and take this shit anymore. I'M A GROWN ASS MAN! You disrespect me? No fucking key.
Nathan: So keeping it real = distorting the truth? That is not how it went down. I came to YOU? Yeah right. I have never come to you for shit. When you talked to me right before you were on the block, all I told you was that my vote was iffy and I did not know what I would do. Then when you were on the block you came up to me all buddy buddy when we talk once in never, and all I ever talked about was seeing where things went and potentially working together. I straight up said no deals, no promises, and all I ever said was I was leaning towards keeping you. And it went nowhere. Too bad. And I talked to someone about something I shouldn't have and wanted to deal with it myself. Too bad for you again. And hopefully you stop lying about voting to keep me Week 1. Such a straight shooter <3
Eddie: I don't know what's up with the never ending obsession in this house about my week 1 vote, but I can tell you I sure as fuck regret voting how I did now.
Nathan: Dude, honestly. I knew that you and Jessica have been on good terms for a long time and only pretending to hate each other still SOLELY for this game. I thought you knew I knew. And yet you still pretend to me even that you voted to keep me? You voted to keep her. Give it up. And I know who my 6th vote truly was. But since it pisses you off so much, I think I won’t tell you!
Eddie: Nathan stop trying to stir up shit. No one gives a fuck about you or Jessica and who voted to keep who in week fucking one. The only problem in this game is that you are floating along thinking that your charming personality is going to get you in the final 2...AGAIN. Won't fucking happen.
The Veto competition was called “It’s All A Blur.” The houseguests were given 12 distorted images of past Warzone houseguests, and they had to figure out who was in each picture. Nathan made quick work of the competition and was the first to submit all the correct answers.
Before the Veto ceremony, the Hell’s Angels alliance concocted a risky plan. Eddie would nominate Lydia in Nathan’s place so that Renny would not suspect them of being together. The goal was to avoid having Renny nominate both Roddy and Lydia after she used her power. Renny’s military coup power was open knowledge, because Alex had gotten a clue to the first safe. The power was gone, but one of the clues alluded to the fact that the power was Janelle’s military coup from Season 1.
At the Veto ceremony, the Hell’s Angels carried out their plan…
Nathan: I am obviously going to use the veto on myself. Sorry to ruin your plans of honor and integrity, Edward.
Eddie: Well Nathan looks like you can do something other than sit around and look pretty. But this isn't over, we're just getting started. In the meantime I have to put up a replacement nominee... So this sucks because everyone here deserves to be here more than Nathan but I've decided... to nominate… LYDIA.
Renny: That's cute....how many people did you lie to this round Eddie? Like everyone?
Roddy: Seriously, WTF?
Lydia: "But the cowardly, the unbelieving, the vile, the murderers, the sexually immoral, those who practice magic arts, the idolaters and all liars—their place will be in the fiery lake of burning sulfur. This is the second death." - REVELATION 21:8
…And the plan worked.
Will (to Renny): who do you want out?
Renny: I was thinking about maybe Alex. Like Roddy/Lydia are mad at Eddie.
Will: Yeah, they are. Roddy especially told me that this morning.
Renny: So hopefully we can let them sit another round…
Will: So who would you put up next to Alex?
Renny: I am thinking it wise to just leave Lydia up and only save myself.
Will: Yeah cause then Roddy would vote Alex out.
When it came time to use to power, Renny put a knife in the back of her Season 3 ally…
Renny: Alrighty! Um while it's nice to have the power and be safe but I have to make a crucial decision. So cougartastic! I've decided to save..... Myself from the block and to leave Lydia up. UTRP Goddess <3 Now that I am off the block I have to make a replacement nominee. While Jun is a cunty bitch who sometimes makes me want to drown myself in a pool of alcohol this house needs it's delusional Asian with her ugly ass weave and poor communication methods. Oh what would we ever all do without you.... With that said I have decided to nominate.... ALEX. Alex, I'm sorry for the 100th time this game. But I honestly just don't know where I stand with you....I feel like I've been dancing with fire this whole time because I kind of half committed to things and then feel bad and back out and I'm not sure if that alone will come back to bite me and I'd rather it not. I still love and adore you, and like Whitney sings....I will always love you, but in this game I just don't know....sorry. Please don't hate me.
Alex: I'll start off by saying that yes, I do hate you. LOL @ "sorry for the 100th time"... the fact that you've even said sorry that many times obviously means you don't mean any of them Save your breath. I came into the main house thinking I'd work with you more than anyone else here and instead you've been one of the main people trying to get me out. And then you try to blame me by saying you "don't know where you stand with me". Anyway I think it's ridiculous that I've been up 5 out of the 6 weeks I've been in Warzone (not counting the Little Brother twist)... what exactly am I doing that's so threatening? It's not even like I've come close to winning anything. -_- Renny, please choke on your own vomit.
At the eviction ceremony, Lydia once again survived unanimously. Alex was sent to the jury house by a vote of 5 to 0.
Alex: Bye guys. I obviously wasn't meant to play Warzone. Good luck everyone except Renny. <333333 Well... almost everyone. I have my suspicions about one of you but I hope I'm wrong so I'm not going to call you out. <3 Oh and Renny, pls DIAF.
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Post by Chelsbot on Mar 12, 2010 3:16:29 GMT -5
Week 9
Houseguests: Eddie McGee, Jun Song, Lydia Tavera, Nathan Marlow, Renny Martyn, Roddy Mancuso, Sarah Hrejsa, Will Wikle
After being nominated 2 weeks in a row, Lady Lydia was ready for a change…
The HOH competition was a Connect 4 tournament. The 8 contestants had been randomly divided into a bracket. The first 4 matchups were Jun vs. Lydia, Sarah vs. Will, Renny vs. Nathan, and Eddie vs. Roddy.
Before the first round, Jun decided that she would throw her match to Lydia. She pestered Will to throw the competition to Lydia in Round 2 if he defeated Sarah in the first round…
Jun (to Will): Make sure you beat Sarah… and then throw it to Lydia.
Will: You want Lydia to win?
Jun: Well, you want Nathan gone.
In Round 1, Renny decided to forfeit her match to her ally Nathan. Eddie threw the match to a drunk Roddy. Will defeated Sarah. Jun decided to throw her match to Lydia, hoping that Lydia would win HOH and go after Nathan.
In Round 2, Roddy lost to Nathan and Will defeated Lydia—despite Jun insisting that he throw the competition.
Roddy: I got fucked by a time limit and it auto dropped.
Eddie: Did you know about the time limit? Or just forgot.
Roddy: I just didn’t know.
Before his final match against Nathan, Will decided to strike a deal with Nathan and throw the competition…
Will (to Nathan): Well, I was thinking… you and I don't chat all the time, but I feel like we know each other enough to trust each other's word. And since one of us is going to be HOH, maybe we just agree that whoever wins... the other is safe.
Nathan: I will definitely make that agreement. Before or after Veto. I won’t put you up.
Will: Yep, I'll do that. No matter what, we’re both safe this week.
Will threw the final round, and Nathan won his second HOH of the season.
In order to ensure his and Lydia’s safety, Roddy struck a deal with Nathan that he would be unable to keep…
Roddy (to Nathan): I was kinda thinking, I dunno how tight you and Renny are, but I think that maybe there would be a possibility of you, me, Lyd and her going to the end.
Nathan: I do like that sounds of that, because I feel like you are all people I could actually count on.
Roddy: I still have to talk to Lyd about it somewhat, but I think she is pretty much down, but I just wanted to throw out the idea.
Nathan: The thing is like... Renny nominated Lydia… so she doesn’t hold that against her or anything?
Roddy: Ummmm, well I think she is getting tired of the title 'perfect pawn', but Lyd is not the type to take that type of stuff to heart. Still might be worth it for Lydia and Ren to talk about it, because I think it would be good to make sure there is a clean slate.
Nathan began to worry that Will was targeting him…
Nathan (to Lydia): I was wondering about something. Like did anyone have any plans brewing during the HOH competition to get me nominated?
Lydia: Well... I heard Will bring it up once... and also I heard from Roddy that Jun also brought it up, but she didn’t tell me personally…
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Nathan (to Sarah): So I’m really worried about Will.
Sarah: Why?
Nathan: I’m hearing he’s targeting me.
Sarah: You are? From who?
Nathan: Lydia, Roddy…
Sarah: Seems convenient since they don't want to go on the block.
Nathan: I know… but considering how Will has played… taking out Sheila… I feel like he would do the same to me.
Sarah: I haven't heard anything about Will targeting you. Have you talked to him?
Nathan: We talked quite a bit and made a deal not to nominate each other.
Sarah: Well, I don't think he would go back on a deal.
Nathan: Like I do think he wouldn’t have this week, but maybe he was setting it up so others would.
Sarah: I don’t know, but I can tell you for sure that Jun is targeting you, and I'm just sick of her.
Nathan: Ugh yeah, I’m so done with her.
Sarah: Why go after a maybe? When you have known threats right in front of you…
Meanwhile, Chi Chi had lost her mind…
Jun: ooo Child. Like hawt *giggles*. I just want to be here ALL ALONE. My lesbian Luv affer wit Sheila was in here  . Good MEMOREZ. Folluwed by deflowering of poor Nathan. Who know is gewing to nominate BIG FAT CHI CHI. Jealous of weave! I tell yu dis wif much luv. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILLRUN?
Den more mems aboot Crystal Mef in the toilet. I wememba the 21st nayght of septembur. Sarah was like HAIII, and I was like WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. And she was like  , and I was like Chelsia spred diseases, and shi was lik . WHAT ABOUT THE CHILLRUN?
More MEMOREZ of Lyds and Rodneys kinkys quicks @ lait neights. Renny was like LORENZO is dee 1 for joo. Weave was lik FAT N FAB. Eddie was lik, can I watch in ze battroon? Dems immagrants were liek Dave and Jessica are jubs. *jiggles fat*. Temps Josh and Alicks were like > : ) and Wii were lik  , and den Will waz likes I WANT THANZ WEAVE! And Chi Chi wez like . WHAT ABOUT THE CHILLRUN?
WHAT ABOUT THE CHILLRUN? WHAT CHELZBUT WHAT? WHAT ABOUT THE CHILLRUN?
P.S. Forgoot Rachel n'z Jamez, unimportant tu ze plot. WHAT ABOUT THE CHILLRUN?
Eddie: *starts disassembling bathroom meth lab*
Lydia: I think what scared me the most was that some of that made sense...
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At the nomination ceremony, Chi Chi found herself in the hotseat next to Nathan’s rival Eddie.
Nathan: So I have nominated the freaks this week. Eddie, the uni-legged delusional douche, and Jun, the blubbery tranny meth-head. Eddie, this really has nothing to do with the fact that you nominated me last week. And it has nothing to do with the fact that you voted me out in the first week. The only reason I brought that up was to show how hypocritical you are. Have I lived up to my Sainthood perfectly? No. But I haven't been pretending so. Don't even try and act like you have either. I don't want to see you in this game for another second. Jun, you are just ridiculous. The whole reason you are up is because you are the person most likely to veto Eddie. And don't pretend like you aren't with him at all. You have been jumping your slutty ass into every person's bed in this house. And everyone knows it and it's getting old. Call this a betrayal if you want, I don't care. This is just how it goes.
Jun: Nathan, you are so full of shit. You would have nominated me even if Eddie was gone. Why is this? Yea you have closer allies then I do, but the cast on par likes me more than they like you. You don't like the fact that a sinner is more popular then a saint. Maybe it’s the fact that you wouldn't have a shot at staying in this game if you were nominated next to me? And you don't want to take that risk, I guess. Yea its a betrayal, but I saw it coming from a mile away.
Nathan: Yep, that's why I nominated you. I'm jealous of you. And after you are out of the house I am stealing your stupid weave and your shtick.
Eddie: OK I honestly don't give a fuck anymore about anything you have to say Nathan but I'll respond to your accusation one last time and then I'm never talking about Week 1 ever again. I know what you fucking think Nathan. Before Jason was evicted he came up to me and kept insisting that he was the vote for Jessica to leave and not me. I don't know if that's the bullshit he was telling you. Or maybe it's not bullshit and we both voted for Jessica to leave...sounds unlikely but I don't know. Honestly I think you and Jason cooked that up to just fuck with my head. But you can't fuck with my head because like I said I honestly stopped giving a fuck about that week... when week 2 started. I wish I voted your ass out when I had the chance though. Don't worry. It'll always be "I vote to evict Nathan" from this point on. I'm sure I'm on the block for not sucking your cock and no other reason.
The Veto competition was called “Reach for the Stars.” In this competition, the final 8 houseguests would be warriors, competing for the love of Vetodite, the goddess of Veto power. Vetodite had asked them to prove their love by bringing her the stars. In each round, she would ask a question, with the answer being an evicted houseguest. Then, the houseguests, each attached to a harness, would fly into the air and grab a star with the name of that houseguest. After grabbing a star, they would kneel before Vetodite. In each round, the last person to bring a star back to Vetodite would be eliminated.
The final round came down to Nathan and Will, but it was Nathan who claimed victory, giving him full control over the week.
At the Veto ceremony, Nathan chose to leave his nominations as is…
Nathan: So I guess I can change my nominations? Why would I want to do that... Oh because Jun says so. And she is the boss around here. But I don't care. I choose to NOT use the Power of Veto. I take responsibility for you being in danger and all, but you are digging your own hole and if your fat ass takes a big giant thud into it, that's your fault.
Jun: You are such a douche. Whatever. Good luck, Eddie. Whichever of us leaves was robbed by Nathan. <3
Eddie: Why the fuck must there be so much motherfucking SINNER hate? All we want to do is make the world happy.
Renny was a sure bet to vote against Eddie, while Roddy and Lydia were sure bets to keep their fellow Hell’s Angel. That left Sarah and Will as the deciding votes this week. After deciding to target Jun, they had to “convince” Lydia and Roddy to join them…
Roddy (to Will): Are you down for evicting Jun?
Will: Well yeah, to be honest, that's kinda what I'd prefer.
Roddy: I feel the same way, and I think Lyd would listen to me.
Will: She's just too paranoid and annoying. And someone who is that paranoid is going to be desperate. And desperate people will throw anyone under the bus.
Roddy: Yeah, exactly. Like, I have no idea who she would nominate if she won. Eddie would clearly go after Nathan because of his vendetta.
Sarah (to Roddy): Which sinner are you voting?
Roddy: Ummm, well, I am still a tiny bit in the air... but I am leaning towards evicting Jun.
Sarah: I am also leaning toward evicting Jun. I think that's how it'll end up anyway.
Roddy: If you and me vote this way, I am pretty sure I can get Lydia on board. Do you think you would be down?
Sarah: Yeah, we just need 3.
Roddy: Okay, well I will follow through with that then. I would prefer to not have people pester me. And Jun loves to pester. I guess we have a deal then.
Sarah: *shakes*
Roddy: *shakes back, turns into hug*
Sarah: Oooh Roddy!
Lydia (to Sarah): I just wanted to catch you before I go to bed to see what you are doing for the vote.
Sarah: Voting Jun.
Lydia: Roddy told me that he was voting Jun, but I just wanted to make sure what everybody else is doing.
Sarah: Yeah I think if you vote her, it should be 4-1.
Lydia: Good, because Jun is getting on my nerves.
With her neck on the line, Chi Chi did some last minute scrambling….
Jun (to Will): Sarah just said you were voting me out.
Will: Yeah I think she's voting you out and I will probably vote how she does. Sorry, I think you're leaving this week.
Jun: Why don’t you stand by me?
Will: Frankly, actions speak louder than words, and you didn't want me to win that HOH which means you don't really care about my safety in the game.
Jun: I was rooting for you to win HOH. What kind of bull is this?
Will: Haha, which is why you eliminated me.
Jun: That HOH was two weeks ago. Who cares about it now? Stop bringing that up. You already told me you were fine with me eliminating you.
Will: I lied. I thought it was a shitty shitty thing for you to do after I had just BARELY saved your ass with the veto. It showed where your loyalties are.
Jun: My loyalties aren’t to Roddy or Lydia.
Will: well then why keep them in the comp over me? And why tell me to let Lydia win the last HOH? You’ve been all over the map, and I can't trust someone like that.
Jun: ‘Cause she would have gone after Nathan. When you beat her I was rooting for you. It’s kind of shitty that you are going to vote me out. I guess I was stupid to give up this HOH when I could have easily won it.
Will: Well yeah if you gave it up, that wasn't smart. We can't afford to throw challenges…
Jun: I won’t in the future if I stay. I’m sorry if I’m being annoying, but I need to stay. Me staying is good for you. No one comes after you as long as I’m around. And I’m going to start winning—mark my words— if I stay. I’m not willing to give up until you tell me its over. ‘Cause if there is a shot, I’m going to fight for it. I have to make you keep me…
(Will ignores Jun)
Jun: Okay, well I’ll annoy you later.
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Roddy (to Jun): I'm sorry, I gotta do what I think is best for me in this game. I don’t think that is keeping you. I know that sucks. Sorry.
Jun: Wow, man. Why? T_T Even though I gave Lydia my spot in the HOH, voted to keep her twice… This is lame. You didn’t even give me a chance. I’ll see you next week cause they are coming after you and Lydia next… and Eddie isn’t going to stand by either of you. And guess what, they will come after you, not Lydia.
Roddy: If I don’t win HOH I am fucked next week, but I think you are better connected to the house, and Eddie might be a freebie for me if the right person wins HOH.
Jun: I’m better connected to the house means I can keep you around. No one else can keep you around. Except me.
Roddy: How could you keep me though?
Jun: I’m better at challenges than Eddie.
Roddy: If we are beside each other, then I go. With Eddie I might have a shot.
Jun: I promise you, you are wrong. If I leave, you are fucked. The next biggest target. Next to me. The only way you or Lydia have a shot at getting close to the end is with me. Eddie fades away next week because focus shifts to you and Lydia.
Roddy: I’ll talk to you tomorrow, maybe later tonight. I need to get my head out of this game, so I can think clearly.
Jun: k, well just remember. I stay in the game… focus stays on me as a target. You and Lydia are my only option. I’m your only option
Jun (to Eddie): I shouldn’t have thrown that HOH.
Eddie: I shouldn't have played Roddy on four hours of sleep.
Jun: Haha. k you need to quit now so I can stay. Hahahaa. I have so much I need to accomplish.
Meanwhile, Sarah and Will discussed the option of taking Nathan out with Sarah’s POW power…
Sarah (to Will): Am I retarded if I don't use the POW on Nathan? After what happened last season? I mean I would feel SO dirty.
Will: Well, I think using it on him would obviously be the smartest move, but I can understand why you wouldn't want to go there.
Sarah: I love how you have never pressured me about it. I appreciate that. What would you do…? In the Season 2 prediction column it pissed me off with Jessica saying “oh I'm so proud of Nathan for guilt tripping Sarah.”
Will: I've already kind of made the decision to lie my ass off to Nathan. Like, I know he's an "honest" guy, but he's also...willing to do whatever he needs to do. And he kind of uses that guise of honesty to make others feel the same way in their actions towards him. And he usually gets away with it. I think he's the biggest threat to our getting to the end. He's kind of the new Sheila. So I've already made a decision to backstab him if I have to…but that doesn't mean you have to make that same decision. Hehe.
Sarah: Well, I will kick his ass out for sure. It’s just this one issue…
Will: I'm just a little worried cause I think if he were to win another HOH, I'd be on the block so fast my head would spin…
Sarah: I know. And if I use it, even if Lydia or Roddy were HOH they would put him up, right? So it's almost like a no brainer.
Will: I tend to think everyone would put him up.
Sarah: And if he's gone, our chances of winning go wayyy up. Do you think Renny would be pissed enough to go against us? I think she may understand. Like she never said we couldn't turn on him… just that she wouldn't… and this way her hands are clean. Am I a jerk? I feel so creepy thinking about this.
Will: Nathan just scares me… and if it is a fast forward week, he might end up controlling the whole thing. I really don't want Nathan to slide to the end again by playing the exact same game… ‘cause that's kind of the path he is on.
At the eviction ceremony, Hell’s Angels dodged another bullet. Renny voted to evict Eddie, but everyone else sent Chi Chi to the jury house…
Jun: Here I sit Broken-Hearted,
Trying to crap, but only farted.
Next Time I think I will take a chance,
Save my dime and Shit my pants.
Fuck You All!
*walks out Sexy with weave blowing in the wind, as her fat jiggles*
*turns around and does Model Pose*
FAT N' FAB
*Door shuts*
Weave: WHAT ABOUT THE CHILLRUN?!?!
Will: *steals the weave just before the door closes*
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Post by Chelsbot on Mar 12, 2010 20:47:29 GMT -5
Week 9 – Part 2
Houseguests: Eddie McGee, Lydia Tavera, Nathan Marlow, Renny Martyn, Roddy Mancuso, Sarah Hrejsa, Will Wikle
It was time for Sarah to make her move. After much thought, Sarah had come to the decision to use her POW power to take Nathan out of the game. It had been a difficult decision, because Nathan had helped her get the power in the first place. After getting into Safe #2, she had struggled with the clues. Nathan had helped her find the power, and in turn, she promised that she would not use it against him. However, Sarah also felt that Nathan was the biggest threat to win the game and that he was targeting Will and Eddie—two of her allies. There was also a personal aspect to this decision. During Season 2, the Season 1 houseguests had a blog where they wrote their predictions on the game. In the blog, Jessica had gloated about how Nathan had guilt tripped Sarah into keeping him in the final 4. Sarah wanted to send Nathan home to spite Jessica. She also wanted to make up for her decision to keep Nathan over Will after winning the final Veto in Season 2, a decision that may have cost her the game.
Sarah did not have much time to get her plan together. Jun had just been evicted on the live show, and they were now on commercial break. The houseguests all suspected that a fast forward eviction was coming up, so Sarah had to act fast. She brought Eddie into the storage room and told him about her plan…
Sarah: Okay, once upon a time, there was a beautiful princess named Sarah.
Eddie: Awww.
Sarah: And she lived in the kingdom of Warzone.
Eddie: That sounds like a shitty kingdom…
Sarah: It was a scary kingdom… and in this kingdom there were several other interesting characters. There was a one-legged knight named Eddie. He was handsome and very funny.
Eddie: He's probably very awesome…
Sarah: there was a wizardess named Chelsbot who could grant people special powers. There was another knight named Nathan. He was very cocky, because he always won the jousting matches.
Eddie: I don't think he's a knight. Probably a fake knight whose profession is probably douche.
Sarah: So one day the Wizardess of the kingdom granted Sarah a wish… just because Sarah deserved it She gave Sarah a box called Pandora… and gave her a key to get into that box. Sarah was soooo happy!
Eddie: Yay!
Sarah: So she opened the box, and to her surprise there was another box, smaller, but locked. It had three pictures on it… and the wizardess told her that to open the box, she needed to figure out a word that related to one of the pictures. Sarah tried soooo hard, but alas, nothing worked.
Eddie: Oh no!
Sarah: So Sarah was sad and a bit frustrated. She really wanted this power…Sarah thought about it and she knew someone who was very good with these picture passwords… because he had proven to be in a previous kingdom called Warzone 2. This person was… Nathan. So she asked Nathan to help her and he was more than happy to help.
Eddie: But Nathan was a douche, uh oh. This story is going bad places.
Sarah: And Sarah trusted Nathan not to take the power if he got into the box. So Nathan looked at the pictures, and right away, he figured out the password. Sarah was amazed!
Eddie: OH YAYZ.
Sarah: So she opened the next box, and lo and behold! There was another box, and to get into this box there was another password. To get it she would have to do all these math squares. Sarah hates math.
Eddie: Fuck math squares.
Sarah: And even though she tried, she was very slow. And Nathan did like 6 while she only did 1. Finally, they got into the box. Sarah claimed the power and sent proof to Chelsbot, and it was rightfully hers.
Eddie: YAY!
Sarah: So everything was fine in the kingdom for a while, but Sarah knew she couldn't let Nathan stay there for very long.
Eddie: Quite right…
Sarah: And Eddie really didn't like Nathan, and tried to remove Nathan from the kingdom unsuccessfully.
Eddie: That's probably because Eddie is hot.
Sarah: So one day Sarah was sitting on a rock by the brook, skipping stones into the water and watching them splash. And sweet Sarah had a not so nice idea.
Eddie: UH OH!
Sarah: She really needed Nathan to leave the kingdom, but he was just too good at all the games and would never leave. So Sarah decided she might have to use her power on Nathan.
Eddie: OH!
Sarah: But she felt so bad thinking about this. At first she thought - no, I can't do that after I promised. But she had seen the mad scribbling of a witch. An ugly, evil witch named Jessica. Who cackled and laughed about how Nathan had manipulated Sarah in the other kingdom. And this made Sarah start to think. She was never going to take Nathan to the castle to live with her forever in the kingdom. And he was never going to take her there. They both knew this… so she should probably do what she needed to do for herself this time.
Eddie: It's the 21st century and even princesses need to be strong and independent. I understand.
Sarah: And not let Nathan get to the castle with someone else. So she did… and she got to the castle with Eddie, and they lived happily ever after. THE END. Did you like that story?
Eddie: I really like that story. It’s like Knight Eddie is like me and Princess Sarah is like you. And we're like in the final 2 or something!
Sarah: Oh yeahhh! I never drew that parallel.
Sarah left the storage room and ran into Will in the hallway. She quickly whispered her plan for the next round…
Sarah: So I made a decision. I'm using POW on Nathan. Are you good with that?
Will: Whoa. Hell yeah I'm good with that.
Sarah: Should we all have a chat?
Will: Yeah
Sarah: Act like you didn't know before hand… I’m a wreck.
Will: It's okay, everyone will have your back. Just remember how he played you in season 2. You know what he is capable of… his guilting and strategizing and charm and willingness to do it all was the demise of both of us back then. We can't let that happen again. We’d be fools.
Sarah gathered everyone together in one room with the exception of Nathan and his ally Renny…
Sarah: I want to talk to you all before HOH… I only have a minute, but I have a proposal. I have a way for all 5 of us to be in final 6…
Roddy: I am all ears…
Sarah: I have a power which I am going to use. And if you all agree to put Nathan up if you win HOH, he’s gone.
Eddie: OH SNAP!
Roddy: OMG that’s awesome.
Will: I'm totally down for that. He’s easily the biggest threat in the game.
Sarah: We can't win with him in the game.
Roddy: So wait, how does the power work?
Sarah: I take him POW. He can't compete in HOH or PoV.
Will: I'll give you all my word, I'll put him up if I win and I'll vote him out if I am not HOH and not on the block.
Eddie: Douchebag </3
Lydia: I don’t think Eddie agrees with this plan. He is like in love with the golden boy.
Sarah: Do you, Lydia?
Lydia: Sign me up.
Roddy: Yeah, I am in too.
Will: I'm a little nervous that this will be a fast forward round, so if we all can agree on this, we don't have to be nervous.
Eddie: Okay, it’s settled. We're sacrificing Nathan and moving on with our lives.
Lydia: I will only cry tonight, but then I will be good.
Sarah went into the Diary Room to officially announce that she would be using her power on Nathan. When the live show came back from the commercial break, the houseguests were instructed to gather in the living room for a special announcement from Chelsbot.
Chelsbot: It's almost time for your next HOH competition, but first, I have an announcement to make. Jun was evicted from the All-Stars house tonight and became the 4th member of the jury, but tonight, she will be getting some more company. Why?
Lydia: Her weave?
Will: No, I'm keeping the damn weave.
Chelsbot: Because this is a fast forward eviction week.
Eddie: OH SHIT!!! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!
Chelsbot: The HOH competition, nominations, Veto competition, Veto ceremony, and eviction will all be taking place tonight.
Lydia: *PANICS*
Roddy: WOW.
Nathan: Dun dun dun.
Chelsbot: At the end of the night, we will be down to our final 6. So it's time to get to the HOH competition… but before we get to that, I have another announcement.
Eddie: ...
Roddy: TRIPLE EVICTION!
Lydia: JEFF IS ENTERING THE HOUSE TO MAKE OUR LIVES HELL!
Chelsbot: One houseguest has chosen to activate a hidden power. This power is called "Prisoner of War," and it first made its appearance in Season 2, when Sarah used it to take Sheila captive.
Eddie: Oh shit.
Chelsbot: With this power, this person is able to take one of their housemates as a prisoner of war for one round. While this person is imprisoned, he or she will not be able to vote or participate in competitions. Instead, the person who used the power will control their prisoner’s vote and submit competitions for them.
Nathan: >.>
Chelsbot: This person will make the nomination and Veto decisions for their prisoner if they win a competition for their prisoner. Who has chosen to activate this mystery power? Once again, it is Sarah… and she has decided to take Nathan prisoner.
Eddie: Sarah <33333333
Nathan: What a pal!
Sarah: Sorry Nathan - I had to do it.
Nathan: Mmhmmm. HAD TO.
The houseguests headed to the backyard to compete for HOH.
Chelsbot: So let's get to the HOH. Tonight’s competition is called "But First." I will give you a series of true or false statements about the order of 2 events that have taken place this season. After I give you the statement, you will have 30 seconds to answer "True" or "False." For each correct answer, you will earn a point. The houseguest with the most points after 8 questions will be the new Head of Household.
Nathan: Make me win HOH, Sarah. <3
Sarah: You'd put me up.
Chelsbot: Sarah will make the decisions if Nathan does win.
Nathan: I WOULD NOW. Fucking bitch.
Will: Language.
Chelsbot: True or false: Alex said, "I obviously wasn't meant to play Warzone," but first, he said "Renny, please choke on your own vomit."
Roddy and Eddie correctly answered True and earned a point.
Nathan: How did I not get that right!?!?!?!
Chelsbot: True or false: The houseguests competed in the competition "Going Head to Head," but first, they competed in the competition "Half Million Dollar Password."
Everyone said False, except Nathan, since Sarah had chosen not to answer any of the questions for him.
Eddie: Nathan was a dumbass.
Nathan: I know, right?
Chelsbot: True or false: Eric scored higher than 15 All-Stars in the competition "Oh My Word!" but first, Natalie said, "I don't believe I am playing WZAS to basically get free Sea World tickets to watch you swim."
The correct answer was False, and Eddie and Will earned a point.
Eddie: HOT!
Chelsbot: True or false: Roddy was eliminated in the competition "Mini A Time," but first, Alex was eliminated in the same competition.
Sarah and Will correctly answered True and earned a point.
Chelsbot: True or false: Jason won his second competition of the season, but first Natalie won her second competition of the season.
The correct answer was True. Roddy and Will answered the question correctly and earned a point.
Chelsbot: True or false: In the competition "Name Dropping," Joshuah was eliminated after misspelling Rachel’s name, but first, Alex earned a point in the same competition.
The correct answer was True, and Lydia and Roddy earned a point.
Chelsbot: True or false: In the competition "Hold Down the Fort," Rachel’s flag was captured by Renny, but first, Sheila’s flag was captured by David.
The correct answer was True, and Eddie, Roddy, and Lydia got the point.
Chelsbot: Last question… True or false: At the second nomination ceremony, Eddie’s key was pulled from the nomination box, but first, Chelsia’s key was pulled.
The correct answer was True, and Eddie, Will and Lydia answered correctly. There was now a three-way tie between Eddie, Will and Roddy.
Chelsbot: I will ask you a question, the answer being a number. The person who comes closest to the correct number without going over will win. If you all go over, the closest number will win. How many seconds did it take for Sheila to win the competition "You’ve Left Me Speechless"?
Lydia: .01 seconds. :X
Chelsbot: The correct number is... 2,640 seconds! Since Roddy and Eddie went over, Will wins with the magic number of 420!
Will: Yay, I won something!
Sarah was worried that Renny would be upset with her for taking Nathan prisoner. During the next commercial break, Sarah pulled Renny aside to do some damage control.
Sarah (to Renny): I'm sorry.
Renny: Aww.
Sarah: I knew you wouldn't do anything to hurt him. And it wasn't against you obviously.
Renny:
Sarah: Are you mad at me? I'm sorry, but I never promised you I would keep him safe - and I want you in the final 3 with me, but he would have stood in the way of that.
Renny: I understand.
Sarah: Okay.
The show was back on, and the houseguests were once again told to gather in the living room. It was time for Will to announce his nominations for eviction.
Will: Okay. Well there are two people in the game who have won... so it only makes sense that I put them both on the block. Sorry, Nathan and Lydia.
The nominees were not even given a chance to catch their breath before the Veto competition began. In this competition, they would be searching the house for the Veto medallion, which had been hidden before the live show. The first person to find it would win the Power of Veto.
Sarah: Oh, no. This took like 50 minutes last time!
Nathan: Oh my God, I think I can win this one!
Sarah: Nathan, I'll help you.
Nathan: Please. I won it last time, and your saggy ass sucked.
Sarah: It was sarcastic.
Nathan: Yes I said it. SAGGY.
The competition began, and the houseguests ran off in search of the Veto, except for Nathan who was unable to compete for himself. Roddy found the Veto in the oven and won his first competition of the season.
Chelsbot: RODDY wins the Power of Veto!
Roddy: FINALLY OMG.
Sarah: Congrats Roddy!
Roddy: *dances*
To no one's surprise, he removed his Season 3 ally from the chopping block…
Roddy: Hmmmm. Whatever should I do??? I choose to use my golden Power of Veto on Lydia and take her out of the scary nomination seat, so Will you are gonna have to name a replacement nominee.
Lydia: Thanks! <3
Sarah: Awwww, true love.
Nathan: Such a cute couple
Lydia: We aren’t official.
Roddy: We aren’t? Then why did I just save you?
Will: I'm going to replace Lydia with Renny.
Before the vote, Will checked in with Renny to make sure she wasn’t upset about the nomination…
Will: I didn't want you to have to vote out Nathan, but you're totally safe. I wouldn't have done it otherwise.
Renny: Boooo.
Will: Sorry... Nathan is just too big a threat and he doesn't care much for me. I hope you're not too mad.
Renny: I am sad.
Nominated next to his closest ally Renny, Nathan’s fate had been sealed…
Chelsbot: The live voting will begin shortly, but first, Nathan and Renny will both have the opportunity to state their case to the voters.
Nathan: I don't have anything to say.
Eddie: Sums up Nathan's game nicely.
Renny: Awwwww Nathan is a fuckstick and I love him. <333333
Lydia: Now that is true love.
Eddie, Roddy, Lydia and Sarah cast their votes, and according to plan, the Season 2 winner was sent packing by a unanimous vote…
Nathan: WELL THEN, at least it took a power to get me out of this bitch. Will, you are kind of kicking ass this season, do your thing. Lyd and Roddy, you guys are awesome, good luck to you both. Eddie you aren’t so bad <3 but please lose.
Eddie: Awwwww.
Nathan: RENNY IS A BIGGER FUCKSTICK and I love her.
Sarah: Good game, Nathan.
Nathan: Bye!
With that Nathan picked up his bag and made his way out of the Warzone house.
Eddie: Don't ever tell him I said this, but he was a class act.
Will : Yeah, no doubt.
Lydia : For sure, he handled it well.
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Post by Chelsbot on Mar 15, 2010 15:44:09 GMT -5
Week 10
Houseguests: Eddie McGee, Lydia Tavera, Renny Martyn, Roddy Mancuso, Sarah Hrejsa, Will Wikle
With only 6 houseguests remaining, it was Hell’s Angels versus the Pandora 3…
Before the HOH competition, Roddy made a surprising final 2 pact…
The HOH competition was called “Judgment Day.” Each Houseguest was given an image divided into 2 halves—the top half was an image of Heaven, and the bottom half was an image of Hell. They were also given 20 clues. Their goal was to search the house for photographs of people with numbers that matched the corresponding clues. Under each photo was a description of a saintly or sinful deed the person performed during their lifetime. If the person was a Saint, the houseguests would place that person in the top half of the photo. If the person was a Sinner, they would be placed in the bottom half. If the clue with the corresponding number did not relate to any of the final 6 houseguests, then that person would be left out of the image altogether. If the clue related to ONE or MORE of the final 6 houseguests, then that person would be placed into the image. The first houseguest to correctly finish the competition would win.
During the competition, Sarah tried to work with Eddie, but he mostly ignored her and pretended he was having trouble with the competition. Meanwhile, he shared any information Sarah gave him with his Hell’s Angels allies. At the end of the game, Lady Lydia won her first HOH of the season…
After the competition, Eddie and Sarah got into a lovers’ quarrel…
Sarah (to Eddie): Funny how you barely found any pics.
Eddie: Are you serious right now? Sorry that I sucked.
Sarah: I may be trusting, but I'm not stupid.
Eddie: Look. Explain why you blame me. Or do you just have to take it out on someone?
Sarah: Look, I know you threw this. Don't insult my intelligence. Just tell me if you were with them the whole time or if you just made a deal…
Eddie: 1) Didn't throw, 2) don't have a deal.
Sarah: You cannot sit here and tell me you didn't want me to lose this.
Eddie: WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WANT YOU TO LOSE? LYDIA AND RODDY ARE A PAIR. THEY PROBABLY HAVE A DEAL WITH RENNY WHO HATES ME. RODDY IS NOT COOL WITH ME. LYDIA DOESN’T TALK TO ME.
Sarah: If you make a deal with them, you have me on one side, them on the other.
Eddie: What are you on? Do you need time to cool down?
Sarah: I'm quite calm, thanks.
Eddie: You're running every conspiracy theory you ever had in your head…
Sarah: Because it just doesn't make sense to me. And this is BB where people lie. It just appears that you were dragging your feet.
Eddie: I can't believe your trust is based on my comp performance. I could have told you on Day 1 not to trust me then.
Sarah: That's not what I'm saying at all… I don't care if you are the worst comp player in the world - and I don't think you are…
Eddie: SARAH, HOW DO YOU THINK I WORKED AGAINST YOU?!
Sarah: If I am wrong then I apologize and I am not trying to insult you
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Sarah: Plus last night and today it has felt like you don't want to talk to me…
Eddie: WHAT?! Sarah!!!!! I thought we talked a good amount of talking.
Sarah: I initiated it all the times we have talked.
Eddie: *hugs Sarah*
Sarah: I could have kept Nathan in the game, and just stood by while he won shit and didn't put me up- I didn't want to play that way. And so if I made the wrong move so be it. But you have to understand why I have some concerns/doubts now. I mean be indignant if I am wrong but you have to admit it looks suspicious right?
Eddie: I mean I get it. I did do terribly. If I did want to throw it, I don’t know if I'd have done worse. I just didn't have any luck with this crap.
Sarah: Okay so I apologize - if I was right then I guess you can just laugh at how gullible I am.
Eddie: Apologize for not loving Eddie?
Sarah: I never said I didn't love Eddie.
At the nomination ceremony, Lydia set her sights on breaking up the Season 2 duo…
Lydia: As you can see, I have nominated Sarah and Will for eviction. Sarah, you surprised the hell (sorry *Jesus*) out of me last week. Myself and others really do appreciate you using your power and evening out the playing field... however, when you are willing to backstab a friend/ally like that, it just makes me wonder how far you will truly go in order to make it to the end. Sorry, but I don’t know where you stand, in which I hope that changes. Will, you have also surprised me on how competitive you are in the competitions. And on top of that you are also a very likable guy which makes you a huge jury threat as well. So it would not be very wise to keep a threat like that in this game when we are nearing so close to the end.
Sarah: Awww so hurtful. I actually think you do know where I stand, but it's fine. I expected it. Good luck in veto, Will!
Will: No worries, Lydia dear. The only surprise here is that someone thinks the jury likes me. Haha. Have you met those people? They all carry "We Hate Will" club cards.
Meanwhile, a catfight was brewing between Lydia and Sarah…
Eddie (to Lydia): This is where I'm at…
Lydia: I WANT TO PUNCH SARAH IN THE FACE. That’s where I am at.
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Sarah (to Will): I just wanted to say “look you little bitch - you think you can just flaunt your final 2 with Roddy, not talk to people and smile your way to the end?”
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Lydia (to Roddy): I hate Sarah. Such a fake bitch.
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Sarah (to Will): Fuck her. I just want her out now more than ever.
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Lydia (to Roddy): I have been through a lot with the bitch Sarah… and I can’t take anymore.
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Sarah (to Will): If she and Roddy make finals I will throw up.
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After the nomination ceremony, Lydia and Sarah exchanged some words in the backyard…
Lydia (to Sarah): Uh, I wanted to talk to you before veto so this didn’t seem fake… but I just wanted to say I didn’t mean to be "hurtful" in my speech.
Sarah: Oh, well, thanks, but I was kind of surprised by the comment, I guess. I didn't see the reason for saying it. I mean, yes, I get what you are saying, but after I just helped you, I guess it felt a little mean.
Lydia opened her mouth to speak, but Sarah cut her off. Lydia shook her head and gave an impatient grin as Sarah spoke.
Sarah: And, you have no idea about the relationship or non-relationship between Nathan and I or what really went on. I wasn't super close with him at all. And I always planned on trying to get him out of the game because he would definitely get to the end if we didn't stop him.
Lydia (through gritted teeth): I totally did not fault you on the decision you made - it was the right choice of course. I didn’t nominate you just solely on that, but it was just on my mind at the time…
While Lydia was not looking, Sarah gave a quick eye roll.
Sarah: It sounds a bit like you did fault me. I mean, it benefited you, but you wanted to point out how low it was.
Lydia: Well, I also heard he helped you get the power, so I was thinking... if she did that to him, what will she do to me? Because I thought you were closer to Nathan than me. I didn’t mean for it to be cold or make you look bad.
Sarah: Well you have a jury watching, so I guess you have to make sure they see me as a bitch. To be honest, I thought we were supposed to be cool with each other… like we have said we "had each other's backs" a few times now. And first chance you get you nominate me… after I basically handed you final 6. So I don’t know- it’s cool, I guess.
Lydia: It’s obviously not cool. You are upset.
Sarah: We all make alliances in this game, whether they are final 2 or just let's work together, have each other's backs, etc and you can't keep all those promises. Maybe the word "promise" isn't said but it is essentially believed between two people when you say it. But things change, you have to make choices, whether it's to protect your closer allies or make strategic moves. I guess that's why I wasn't really pissed that you were nominating me. I wasn't that tight with you and it's a game. I don't like to take things personally. But then when I saw the comment I kind of did. It was unnecessary to add… like adding salt to the wound.
Lydia: Honestly - I was like okay I have to nominate Sarah - shit I don’t really have a good reason, and then I just wanted to point out you were a competitor, like I was saying about Will. I didn’t mean for it to be like SARAH IS A BITCH.
Sarah: OMG I wish you would have said that!
The Veto competition was called “Channel Surfing.” There was a giant T.V. consisting of 30 screens. The houseguests’ job was to put each screen on the correct channel. If all the screens were on the right channels, the puzzle would be solved. If they went down the wrong path, they could be trying to put the wrong image together. That's because there were 3 puzzles, but 2 of them were missing pieces—making only one solution correct. The houseguest who completed the puzzle in the fastest amount of time would win the Golden Power of Veto.
It was a close race, but ultimately, Sarah defeated Roddy by less than a minute.
Sarah was thrilled to have won the Power of Veto. She had not wanted to leave the game at the hands of her rival Lydia.
After the Veto competition, Lydia and Sarah pretended to make nice…
Lydia (to Sarah): It’s hard to know what the jury is thinking…but a while ago, I don’t know why, I pegged Will to be one of the top contenders.
Sarah: They are thinking Sarah is a bitch - I hope she comes here next!
Lydia: Well, that’s good for you, because people will want to take you to the final 2 then.
Sarah: Take me!
Lydia: I am sure after this week, me and Roddy are going to be targeted. I know if we don’t win all the HOHs, one of us will go home eventually. So if I survive, though it’s less likely, how about a backup final 2 if I am still here and Roddy is gone? I think Roddy has a backup final 2 with Renny... he always talks highly of her.
Sarah: Oh really? So obviously she's not going up.
Lydia: Ummm, we shall see about that. Roddy has some input, of course… but it’s my decision.
Sarah: So it's kind of like you are married and she is his wife if you ever die.
Lydia: That’s a funny analogy.
Sarah: …But yeah I don't think people would suspect that at all.
Lydia: Like we don’t have to commit now. Just something to think about if Roddy and I get split up.
Sarah: Well, you caught me by surprise. I never would have expected you to say that to me.
Lydia: But, yeah they wouldn’t suspect it - and honestly, if you think that people think you’re a bitch, and I think that people will think me and Roddy rode each other’s cocktails, then we both have a shot.
Lydia had meant to say “coattails” instead of “cocktails,” but she was exhausted and a little bit tipsy. She decided that she needed some rest, so she told Sarah good night and headed off to bed.
The next day, Will and Sarah devised a scheme to take Roddy out of the game…
Will (to Lydia): Well, I don't want to piss you off, but I think I need to use my power… to put Roddy up.
Lydia: Well I knew you had the power - so it’s no surprise really.
Will: But I think Roddy wants me out.
Lydia: How do you know that?
Will: Just the word on the street.
Lydia: Hmmm, that’s interesting. Not many people on the street anymore.
Will: So I imagine you're putting Renny up?
Lydia: Haven’t decided yet.
Will: Well, that's kinda why I wanted to talk to you. I don't have to use my power against Roddy. I can use it against anyone. I just need to decide what is going to keep me here.
Lydia: So if I put up Renny, you won’t use your power? Is that what you’re saying?
Will: Well, actually I was thinking of putting Renny up if you didn't… ‘cause I think I have the best chance against her. But like... I don't want to go home. I know you don't want Roddy to go home… so it only makes sense that we try to figure out how to make both of those things happen.
Lydia: So if I nominate Renny - Roddy will go up right?
Will: Oh, I guess so. I did tell Eddie about my power a while ago and I promised him I wouldn't use it on him.
Will (to Roddy): I have to use my power this week. It's the last time I can and I'm on the block… so I'd be stupid to not use it.
Roddy: ...Alright, I understand.
Will: Well here's the thing: if I don't use it on you, will you promise to not vote me out?
Roddy: Ummm YEAH. I thought it was for sure gonna be used on me. But if you have something else in mind, I’m all ears.
Will: Well I think I have the best chance against Renny, quite frankly.
Roddy: Ahhh I see... So, it would be Sarah and me voting then?
Will: Yeah. So no matter what Sarah does, you vote however, and Lydia breaks the tie if it comes down to that.
Roddy: Alright, I am down for that... I just really dont wanna end up on the block.
Will: Well, I don't want to go home. You don't want to go home. So we may as well just figure out a way to make it happen so we both...don't go home.
Roddy: Yeah I agree...
Will: The thing is though, I've only made one promise about this power… and that was to Eddie. So I’m going to have to put you as number 2.
Roddy: Alright, I understand. Glad we had this talk.
After taking the opportunity to taunt Lydia…
Sarah: Lydia, you may have ruined my perfect "never nominated" record this season but you're not getting me out just yet.
…Sarah removed herself from the chopping block.
Sarah: *twirls veto around my finger* I guessss I'll… remove myself from the block! *gives Will a kiss and gets up from the chair*
When it came time for Lydia to name a replacement, Will realized that his scheme had not worked…
Lydia: Sorry to break your perfect track record Sarah, but what can I say? I am a heartbreaker <3. But don’t worry, I don’t want to nominate you too many times because I am going for the most wanted bitch this season. Too hawt for you. As for my replacement, I didn’t want to do this, but Sarah the hoe saved herself. So the person, who I decided to nominate, is no other than the cougarlicious RENNY.
In order to better his odds of surviving the vote, Will decided to ambush Roddy…
Chelsbot: Will has decided to activate the final Pandora power. It is called the Ambush power, and it gives its user the ability to take an opponent by surprise. This power allows its user to put a third houseguest up for eviction after the conclusion of the Veto Ceremony. The person Will has decided to ambush is... Roddy. The final nominees for this week are Roddy, Renny, and Will.
With the eviction approaching, the power was in Eddie’s hands. He could vote Roddy out with Sarah or he could vote for Will or Renny, forcing a tie in which Lydia would evict that person over Roddy.
As predicted, Sarah voted to keep her Pandora allies in the game and took a shot at breaking up Lydia and Roddy…
And Eddie went against the wishes of Hell’s Angels and kept Will in the game…
When the votes were announced, Lydia had to stand and cast a vote to break the tie. To no one’s surprise, she voted to keep her Season 3 ally and fellow Hell’s Angel in the game. Renny became the thirteenth person to leave the game and the sixth member of the jury.
Lydia: Roddy, I am sorry… that you have to spend another week in this house with us, but you have no choice. Renny, it sucked that I had to choose between my favorite WZ3 bitches but I have to stick with my word and my heart. So unfortunately, I vote to evict Renny. <3
Renny: Um obviously I was never going to win this game.... In all fairness it was probably best that I did leave the game now. I am thinking I was at best the Final 2 goat and if I somehow did win everyone would shit their pants and complain. I had fun for the most part though and yadda yadda. I came into this game with the wrong intentions and started playing part way through and wasn't very smart about things....like drunkenly activating my power when Lydia would have been evicted over me anyway...but whatever.
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Sometimes I forget how amazing I am. Coming into this game as a winner has its perks to it. Some people may say I have a target on my back because I am a winner. Saying that isn’t true would be a lie, because I do have a target on my back. Heck, if they were smart, they would get rid of me the first opportunity, because once I settle in, there won’t be anything stopping this girl from taking the gold again. 
Well, it’s not like I ever thought it would be easy... and besides who wants to play this game as a Saint? Not only is that super lame, but playing like a saint is like trying to play football without any padding - you simply aren't equipped to win. Backstabbing and drama are what makes BB the game that it is. I am glad to be with the sinners. It will make for a very chaotic game I am sure.
. I am going to try my best to win the veto or get Dave to win it and save me and then you can all go fuck yourselves. Ideally I would love to win the veto and have like Rachel win it on the sinners.. I'd use the veto on Nathan and she could use it on me <3 that would be epicness right there bitches hahaha. I doubt that will happen but I can dream right? 
Would I honor that secret alliance with him? Fuck no. I don't trust him worth shit. Does he need to know that? NOPE! I just want to make sure he doesn't keep coming after me, but obviously if I get the opportunity I WILL get him outta here. 
Karen, I needed to put someone else up. Josh didn't put me up when he won HoH and I just had to make a call between you & Eric. He won a challenge so far so I kept him safe; it's that simple.
Anyway I have no choice here so I have to nominate Eric. Good luck you two.
, I am effed. He tried to talk to me, and I told him off because he is an effing douchebag. Most of the cast hates him and he brought it all on himself. 
Sheila and Jason are steam rolling a lot of these competitions. They will be final 2 before anybody can blink if they are not stopped soon.
, and I was seeing unicorns earlier in my goggles BUT that is besides the point…
, and I was like Chelsia spred diseases, and shi was lik 
