Oh my fucking lord. I fucked up.
So, I'm in a room with Jason and Sheila (it was the room from the veto comp - we were the last three there), and we're just talking a little... I'm trying to keep it casual, but also friendly:
JDeanUT: so... how are you two?
"WZ All stars- Jason": Good good
"WZ All stars- Jason": HOH and all
JDeanUT: haha yeah and immune
"WZ All stars- Jason": How is being a saint going, Wil?
JDeanUT: haha I might be on the wrong team
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": ALL the saints are
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": except lydia
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": and nathan -_-
JDeanUT: yeah good point
JDeanUT: don't worry they'll get their hands dirty soon enough
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": and jun has been saintish this game
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": until this round
JDeanUT: what is she up to now?
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": well she promised both nat and rachel that she'd veto them
"WZ All stars- Jason": UMM
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": so now she has to stab one in the back lol
"WZ All stars- Jason": I AM A SAINT
JDeanUT: um... rachel is around?
"WZ All stars- Jason": lolol rachel
"WZ All stars- Jason": she logged on today
"WZ All stars- Jason": and is on enough to shove more people up her ass
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": i am livid at her
JDeanUT: I love her for not showing up
JDeanUT: hehe
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": NO >
JDeanUT: I did not want to be on the block again
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": we so would have won
"WZ All stars- Jason": Would you?
"WZ All stars- Jason": Like who says hers would ahve been that great
JDeanUT: I don't know, but I didn't want to risk it
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": SHUT UP
JDeanUT: I actually thought Lydia's would be better
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": so did I
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": and nathan's
JDeanUT: yeah
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": nathan's was TRASH idc what anyone else says
JDeanUT: well I was glad to not come in last
JDeanUT: hehe
JDeanUT: I was worried that I would lose it for us or something
"WZ All stars- Jason": NATHANS <3
"WZ All stars- Jason": it had cupcakes
JDeanUT: I almost put porn
"WZ All stars- Jason": LMFAO
JDeanUT: I was gonna say "bombing for peace is like fucking for virginity"
JDeanUT: and have porn
JDeanUT: hehe
JDeanUT: I should have
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": OMG <3333
JDeanUT: I didn't want to burn holes in Jason's virgin eyes though
"WZ All stars- Jason": Ummm
"WZ All stars- Jason": I appreciate that, wIll.
"WZ All stars- Jason": The Lord thanks you as well.
JDeanUT: no problem Jason. Now come show me your dick
"WZ All stars- Jason": *reluctant*
JDeanUT: *has candy*
"WZ All stars- Jason": I mean, are you a priest?
"WZ All stars- Jason": Since then I'd do it.
JDeanUT: well... I definitely have a collar
JDeanUT: does that count?
JDeanUT: it's a dog collar with spikes, but whatever
JDeanUT: potato/potatoh
JDeanUT: ok well I've had an entire bottle of wine by myself
JDeanUT: sheesh
"WZ All stars- Jason": lmfaooo
"WZ All stars- Jason": Oh will
"WZ All stars- Jason": *spanks*
JDeanUT: what? It's Jesus Juice
And then... I decide to kick things up a notch - maybe start some kind of strategy conversation...
JDeanUT: so um... y
JDeanUT: y'all have a lot of people after you
JDeanUT: I'm sure you know that
"WZ All stars- Jason": Umm
"WZ All stars- Jason": I hadn't noticed
"WZ All stars- Jason": Am I hated?
JDeanUT: well I don't think James is a huge fan
"WZ All stars- Jason": hahaha yeahhh
"WZ All stars- Jason": and there is Rachel
"WZ All stars- Jason": and Natalie
"WZ All stars- Jason": and Renny
"WZ All stars- Jason": and Jun for me
"WZ All stars- Jason": and ummmm yeah
JDeanUT: well, to be perfectly honest I think that has more to do with people being scared of sheila
JDeanUT: she's mean
JDeanUT: hehe
JDeanUT: but don't tell her I said that
"WZ All stars- Jason": Oh I won't. =)
"WZ All stars- Jason": She's in the room though, idk if you saw that. =/
JDeanUT: haha
JDeanUT: I know
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": oh
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": heeeeeeeeeeeeey
JDeanUT: hi Sheila, how are you sweetie
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": i honestly don't care if people are scared of me lol
"WZ All Stars - Sheila Kennedy": they can deal with it
"WZ All stars- Jason": Will <3
"WZ All stars- Jason": You're gucci with us, Will
JDeanUT: Gucci! Yay!
JDeanUT: I love Gucci
JDeanUT: <----- label whore
"WZ All stars- Jason": I dont have any labels
"WZ All stars- Jason": Thrift store
"WZ All stars- Jason": jk i have class
JDeanUT: haha I love thrift stores
JDeanUT: you can find some hot shit there
"WZ All stars- Jason": Whats the best thing youve ever found there?
JDeanUT: well that depends on what your idea of best is
JDeanUT: I once got a pair of versace pants at a thrift store in Idaho
JDeanUT: but I have only worn them like once
JDeanUT: I'm more comfortable in a vintage tee and a pair of jeans
"WZ All stars- Jason": The only lable thing I have
"WZ All stars- Jason": is converse
JDeanUT: fancy
"WZ All stars- Jason": haha sure
"WZ All stars- Jason": anyway, I am off to bed
JDeanUT: ok man have a good night
"WZ All stars- Jason": I shall ttyl Will and fat ass
JDeanUT: haha
JDeanUT: you stole my nickname for sheila
JDeanUT: actually she's always been "fat whore"
JDeanUT: so you're fine
Nothing too exciting.... so I start talking to Sarah, who at this point remains my closest ally...
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": Hey
JDeanUT: hiya
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": I have an idea
JDeanUT: what's that?
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": welllll
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": the basement clue thingy
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": I don't know if anyone has one yet
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": i mean it's not the HOHs right..
JDeanUT: I don't either. you'd think we'd have heard something by now
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": it's not the person saved by veto
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": okay what if
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": it's in the karma
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": like she keeps changing it each round
JDeanUT: what do you mean?
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": to make it interesting?
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": well
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": you can give people certain status with karma on proboards
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": like what if they get to like idk negative 50
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": or positive 50
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": etc
JDeanUT: hmmm
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": and that reveals a board
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": idk
JDeanUT: I didn't know that
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": well in season 2
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": one of the safes
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": the one sheila got
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": she had to post to like 100 or 200 to get a board revealed to her
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": so she went into a board where no one could see her post
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": anyway
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": it could be done with karma
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": so what if i exalt yo uand yo smite me
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": like as much as possible
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": to see if that does anything
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": you can only do it every hour
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": but just like do it when everyou are on the board
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": it's worth a shot
JDeanUT: well it couldn't hurt anything
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": i know
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": okay i'm going to start exalting you all the time then
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": and also
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": post a lot
JDeanUT: ok I'll do the same as long as I remember
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": just in case
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": lol
JDeanUT: right now I have 103 posts
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": wow
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": i have 61
JDeanUT: any thoughts on what jun might do?
JDeanUT: I hear she has promised both rachel and natalie
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": idk
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": nat was hoping she'd veto her
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": oh yeah?
JDeanUT: yeah I know
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": has rachel been on?
JDeanUT: that's what I said
JDeanUT: haha
JDeanUT: I haven't seen her
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": i'm afraid she is hurting her chances by not showing up
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": like did she just give up after dave left or what?
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": and after chelsia?
JDeanUT: I have no idea what the deal is
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": honestly i won't cry over anyone leaving - although I do hope nat stays of course lol
JDeanUT: but as long as she keeps losing challenges for them, I'm fine with it
JDeanUT: hehe
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": yeah i know
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": i thik we're going to merge thoughh
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": it'll be down to 12
JDeanUT: after this round?
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": and idk
JDeanUT: I can't believe sheila has an advantage in the HOH and Jason is immune
JDeanUT: haha
JDeanUT: of course
JDeanUT: I asked host if I could give my advantage away
JDeanUT: she said no
And then.... that's when I fucked up. BAD. Like... bad....
I said this, about Sheila & Jason:
JDeanUT: we need to figure out what to do with them
JDeanUT: I hate that they keep winning and that they're so tight, and so powerful
JDeanUT: but I also like both of them
Except, I didn't say it to Sarah like I meant to... I said it - you guessed it - to SHEILA & JASON...
Fuck me hard. So I had to come up with something fast. This is a disaster:
"WZ All stars- Jason": Who?
JDeanUT: hahahahaha
JDeanUT: I was talking about you two bitches
"WZ All stars- Jason": Thought so
JDeanUT: haha, I wasn't talking bad
JDeanUT: I was going to propose to someone that we form a 4some
"WZ All stars- Jason": Who is the foursome ?
JDeanUT: cause I'm not lying when I say I'd rather be with you guys
"WZ All stars- Jason": Aww Will <3
"WZ All stars- Jason": I'm so glad you're being honest
"WZ All stars- Jason": since you could have totally been scummy
"WZ All stars- Jason": but you own kid
JDeanUT: haha, I have no reason to lie
JDeanUT: besides, you guys aren't that stupid
JDeanUT: I was going to propose to someone that we work with the two of you, but I posted it in the wrong chat
JDeanUT: haha
"WZ All stars- Jason": hahaha thats hilarious
JDeanUT: I know. It's amazing what wine will do
"WZ All stars- Jason": So who is the fourth?
JDeanUT: well, I have a couple options
JDeanUT: I don't want to come right out and suggest it, because I know there is some hostilaty towards you guys and we don't need everyone thinking we're together unless we know they are going to be on board too
"WZ All stars- Jason": Well our options are limited seeing as the whole house hates us.
JDeanUT: I don't think everyone does
JDeanUT: that's what I'm trying to figure out
"WZ All stars- Jason": I personally think that the houses will be gone after this
JDeanUT: I tend to agree
"WZ All stars- Jason": so is this something that saves someone from eviction
"WZ All stars- Jason": or like it would be post-houses
"WZ All stars- Jason": that we look out for each other
"WZ All stars- Jason": foursome thingy
JDeanUT: exacctly
"WZ All stars- Jason": the latter , I'm assuming?
JDeanUT: and with sheila and I both having HOH advantages, we have a real shot of all surviving this next round
"WZ All stars- Jason": A collaboration would be epic
"WZ All stars- Jason": Why would she put two HOH Advantages?
"WZ All stars- Jason": I smell a double boot
JDeanUT: unless we are going to stay in houses maybe
JDeanUT: the house twist will still work with 6 people. It's when it gets to 5 that it stops kind of making sense
JDeanUT: so we could easily stay the way we are
"WZ All stars- Jason": thats true
"WZ All stars- Jason": idk where sheila went he probz when to sleep
"WZ All stars- Jason": and I cant speak for two of us
"WZ All stars- Jason": but I think that a collaboration foursome would be very smart
JDeanUT: I completely agree
"WZ All stars- Jason": Who is the fourth one? Can I know that =P
JDeanUT: well, the problem is there aren't many people who would work with you guys at this point
JDeanUT: but I am thinking maybe Nathan, Sarah, or Lydia
"WZ All stars- Jason": LOL
"WZ All stars- Jason": Ouch
JDeanUT: maybe James
JDeanUT: haha, I'm just telling you what the climate of the house is
JDeanUT: you guys are winning a lot, and your alliance is obvious
"WZ All stars- Jason": I guess so. ^_^
"WZ All stars- Jason": you can blame natalie for that
JDeanUT: haha yeah she is the one who told me
"WZ All stars- Jason": It was never a secret so meh
"WZ All stars- Jason": ANyway, I am heading off to bed for real this time
"WZ All stars- Jason": you kept drawing me back in
"WZ All stars- Jason": *dies of exhaustion*
JDeanUT: ok get to bed. But let's talk tomorrow
JDeanUT: I think it would be a good idea if we could find a foursome that we all trust
So yeah... I can't imagine that they believe me. I guess they IMMEDIATELY asked Sarah if she was talking to me and she said no - so they know that one of us is lying.
But here's the thing... an alliance of Jason/Sheila + Will/Sarah... might not be a bad idea. I actually think we're probably tear the house apart if we joined forces. But Sarah doesn't seem that excited about the prospect:
JDeanUT: OH FUCK ME
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": WHT?
JDeanUT: I JUST SAID SOMETHING IN THE WRONG CHAT
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": lol what?
JDeanUT: I meant to say it to you - about sheila and jason
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": OMG
JDeanUT: but I said it TO sheila and jason
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": in the pov chat?
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": lol
JDeanUT: YES
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": what did you say?
JDeanUT:
JDeanUT: we need to figure out what to do with them
JDeanUT: I hate that they keep winning and that they're so tight, and so powerful
JDeanUT: but I also like both of them
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": oh jeez
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": sheila just asked if you were talking to me
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": crap
JDeanUT: oh fuck
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": i'm saying no
JDeanUT: they have to know I'm talking about them
JDeanUT: what should I say?
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": idk but don't say you're talking to me
JDeanUT: I just had to admit that I was talking about them
JDeanUT: they were like "yeah we know"
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": um just say you were doing it on purpose
JDeanUT: and madea a smiley face
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": like to see if they were awake
JDeanUT: I already told them it was a mistake
JDeanUT: I just had to laugh about it
JDeanUT: but I said "well, I was going to propose to someone that we form a foursome"
JDeanUT: but now they want to know who with, and I don't want to tell them I was talking to you
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": yeah please don't
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": i said it wasn't me
JDeanUT: no I won't
JDeanUT: oh lord...
JDeanUT: that's amazing
JDeanUT: ok well the good news is, I think they might be down with it
JDeanUT: I don't know
JDeanUT: but the thing is... is it a good idea?
JDeanUT: do we WANT to work with them, or is that shooting ourselves in the foot?
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": um you cannot say it was me
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": please
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": ugh
JDeanUT: I am not saying anything
JDeanUT: I'm just telling them that I asked a few people just to see where they stood
JDeanUT: but I told them that I don't know who we could get cause I'm not sure who wants to work with them
JDeanUT: I was trying to explain why I would say that I am sick of them winning and stuff
JDeanUT: I don't know
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": lol ok
JDeanUT: have they said anything to you?
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": she asked if you were talking to me
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": and i said no
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": and then she told me what you said
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": but she might not believe me
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": because who else is up?
JDeanUT: I have no idea
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": um no one
JDeanUT: people could be invis
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": lol
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": i know
"WZ All Stars - Sarah Hrejsa": hopefully she thinks that
So now I've probably freaked out Jason & Sheila, and I'm sure Sarah is thinking that I'm the biggest fucking dumb ass in the history of the world. She may have lost complete faith in me.
So I've made a huge mistake... but I may have actually turned it into something good... I mean, a fourway alliance with the two strongest players would be really smart. Sarah and I would just have to make sure we rode there coattails just long enough until we eventually stab them in the back and take charge ourselves. Hmmmm... the wheels are turning...